ES
gx
z

PAGE SIX t

QUIVERING |
NERVES
When you are just on edge : «+ «
when you can’t stand the children’s
noise ... when everything you do
is a burden ...when you are irri.
table and blue . . . try Lydia E. Piok-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. 98 out
of 100 women report benefit.
It will give you just the extra en-
ergy you need. Life will seem worth
living again.
Don’t endure another day without
the help this medicine can give. Get
a bottle from your druggist today.
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
STONE
Betore, placing your ord
elgew he re BE us.
Crushed Stope. Als
turers of Concrete
Sills and Lintels.
manuial
Blocks
J. N. Stauffer & Bro.
MOUNT JOY, PA.

How One Woman
Lost 20 Lbs. of Fat
Lost Her Prominent Hips —
Double Chin — Sluggishness
Gained Physical Vigor—
A Shapely Figure.
If you're fat—first remove the
cause!
Take one half teaspoonful of
Kruschen Salts in a glass of hot
water in the morning—in 3 weeks
get on the scales and note how many
pounds of fat have vanished.
Notice also that you have gained
in energy—your skin is clearer—you
feel younger in body—Kruschen will
give any fat person a joyous surprise.
Get a bottle of Kruschen Salts
from any leading druggist anywhere
in America (lasts 4 weeks) and the
cost is but little. If this first bottle
doesn't convince you this is the
easiest, SAFEST and surest way to
lose fat=-your money gladly returned.

PERFECT!

WE invite you to inspect
hundreds of samples of our
printed matter to give you an
idea of the kind of work we
turn out in our Job Printing
Department. We know youll
like the quality,

BULLETIN
MOUNT JOY
Phone 41J

I'll Tell You Free
How to Heal
Bad Legs
Simply anoint the swollen veins
and sores with Emerald Oil, and
bandage your leg. Use a bandage
three inches wide and long enough
to give the necessary support, wind-
ing it upward from the ankle to the
knee, the way the blood flows in the
veins. No more broken veins. No
more ulcers nor open sores. No
more crippling pain. Just follow
directions and you are sure to be
helped. Your druggist won’t keep
your money unless you are.

WATCH and CLOCK
REPAIRING
JOHN H. MILLER
48 West Main Street,

Phone 211J MOUNT JOY, PA
oN mar.30-t!
HO YOUR SHOES?
DONT TOO LONG
BRIN N
CITY SHO
REPAIRING €0O.

THE BULLETIN
MOUNT JOY
Does Anybody
Want A Going
Business?
If You Do, Here It Is
SODA FOUNTAIN
CONFECTIONERY
TOBACCO & CIGARS
ENTIRE EQUIPMENT
place of

pusiness in ole f l.ancas-
County’s leading boros,
treet, near
} center f town. Posses-
yn: at ar time, but
n't bother unless
Building
can be
please d
you can finance.
not included but
leased as desired.
Jno. E. Schroll
Phone 41J MT. JOY

OUR.
PRINTING
| PRICES are LOWEST
THE BULLETIN
MOUNT JOY

Swiftest and Best
RHEUMATIC
PRESCRIPTION
85 Cents
Pain—Agony Starts to
Leave in 24 Hours
Just ask for Allenru—Within 24
hours after you start to take this
safe yet powerful medicine excess
uric acid and other circulating
poisons start to leave your body.
In 48 hours pain, agony and swell-
ing are usually gone—The Allenru
prescription is guaranteed—if one
bottle doesn’t do as stated—money
back.
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO,, PA

y | vow wan
1 GET Ome | Di ® )
2° wi ONG OF Tin?
WEDNESDAY, MAY 17th, 193%
fll TAYE EC
OWING Qu -—
THO BTS WORTH
00-0 = THEYRE
STARTIN TO WAKE

ICE CREAM |
|

“0, Geel
Grandma’s
Walking
Downstairs—

Write for FREE, fully illustrated 24-page
book, ‘History of RHEUMATISM,” with
chapter discussing germs of rheumatism, to
WELDONA CORPORATION
Desk 7, Atlantic City, N, J.

J..WILLIS FREED
Accoimting, Auditing
Systématizing
Income and Corporation
Tax Reports
19 W. Main St., 12 S. Duke St._
MOUNT JOY LANCASTER
mar.1-tf

R. U. TRIM
ELIZABETHTOWN, PAT

Ng
FENRY
INSURANCE ~ MOUNF-JOY PA.
Lery lund of Insumnce except life anywhere in
“oy,

YOU can shave your face
A well CEODMED fig is admired
y
W. F. CONRAD.
30 W. Main St.
ONLY $3,750 A SIDE—That’s
all I ask for a Dandy Double
House, with Double Garage. House
has modern heat, baths, light, gas,
ste., and is nicely located on Delta
St., Mt. Joy. It’s a good investment.
See Jno. E. Schell, Mt. Joy, jan7-tf
NEW HOUSE CHEAP—I have
8 6-room House along the trolley at
Flerin that I want to sell before
April 1st. Has all conveniences and
#ill sell for only $3,650 for a quick
mle. This is Ne. 371 in my list

Ino. E. Schroll, Realtor, Mt. Joy.
BUT you can’t shave the back of your
neek
MT. JOY, PAN

A WISE OWL

I see by the papers that out in South
Bend, Ind, a man caught a robin in a
mouse trap. Of course that’s easy but
I'd like to see him catch wasps and
bumble bees in them like George
Mumper at Florin.
A golfer in an adjoining state hit a
ball so hard it struck a gray squirrel
and killed it. I'll gamble that’s more
than he could have done with a shot
gun.

A fellow on Mount Joy street says:
“When a man’s throat has become
accustomed to 100 proof wood alco-
hol, it is difficult to get him inter-
ested in decimal point beer.”

Somehow or other we can’t picture
the old fashioned farmer who works
from sun-up until sun-down, getting
very enthusiastic over the thirty-hour
week.

One way to find contentment is to
realize that you don’t need half the
things you thought you needed back in
1929.
The price of automobile tires has just
been increased for the
eight years. Naturally the pneumatic
tire is the first thing to respond to in-
flation

A certain preacher delivered a won-
derful sermon on extravagance. I
couldn't for the life of me, see how a
fellow could get all worked up
about such a subject until I saw the
Reverend’s wife sitting there wearing
a new dress and hat.
At the meeting of a local society the
other evening everybody was making
more or less noise when the presi-
dent yelled: Order, order.
A chap present yelled:
and a glass of beer.”
“Sandwich
A woman on Marietta street, in tears,
remarked to her husband: “You have
broken the promise you made me.”
He said: “Well quit crying; I'll make
you another.

A woman on East Main street went
to the postoffice here and complained
because she didn’t get the box of candy
her husband promised to send her.

A young fellow here tells me that in-
stead of his married life being one
sweet song as his wife predicted, it is
one grand refrain.
‘She insists that he refrain from
cards, “vefrain from smoking, refrain
from clubs, refrain from attending ball
games, refrain from going hunting,
fishing, etc.

A man in town asked me if I ever
heard of the awful fright he got on his
wedding day?
Knowing his wife as I do, I don’t see
how he can talk about her like that.

A woman on East Main street asked
her son why he and sister are con-
tinually spatting.
He said: “Mother I think its because
I take after Daddy and sister takes af-
ter you.”
A woman in town went to Krall’s
Tmeat wagon and asked if they had any
slumps. Jim inquired what they
were.
She said: “My husband is always
talking about slumps in the market, so
I thought I'd try one.”
“Say, why don’t you go back to your
old home town and settle down?”
“I drove away in a fine new 8-cy-
linder car. I can’t go back in an old
815 four-cylinder flivver, can 1?”
Poorpay (to tailor)—“T've
know, I've had to sit a lot.”
Tailor—“Did you also bring along
my last bill, to be receipted? You
know, I've had to stand a lot.
A girl from Boston was visiting her
relatives on a farm near here for the
first time. She became very much in-
terested in all the animals. One even-
ing, as she stood at the back door,

first time in |
brought |
this pair of pants to be re-seated. You |
Mount'n Laurel
Is State Flower
to quarrel with
him over his Mountain
Laurel is a beautiful flower and sing-
| ularly appropriate to this state, where
it is to be found in abundance, Penn-
| sylvania, in this respect, has followed
most of the states. It is appropriate,
for instance, that the orange blossom is
the choice of Florida; the peach blos-
som of Delaware the pine cone of
Maine; the sage brush of Nevada; and
the golden poppy of California, and the
magnolia of Louisiana and Mississippi.
Alaska’s preference for the yucca of
New Mexico is easily understood, asis
the Indian paint brush of Wyoming.
The apple blossom is not adopted by
Virginia, as might be presumed, but it
is the preference of Arkansas and
Michigan; Virginia claiming the dog-
wood, while West Virginia selects the
stately and brilliant rhododendron.
The violet holds first honor, being the
choice of four commonwealths, namely
Illinois, New Jersey, Rhode Island and
Wisconsin, while the golden rod rates
second, being the choice of Alabama,
} Kentucky and Nebraska. Strange to
| say, the universal favorite, trailing ar-
| butus, has but one claimant, Massa-
| chusetts, and the mountain laurel, found
There will be

{
|
|
dicision; the |

| “THAT LITTLE CAME” I atl Carin NY B. Lin! ue

?
, Wow Tew
MY SHAY, —
| WHAT DO Mou Do?

(| 2
=
1] x) A
/
: 3
oem.

You'RE MISHTAREN,
‘A NOY WHAT
“(ov SHA\D.™
TisH HEMSHPHERE
11 WENT DRY AND
(TSH SHOUYTERLY
IMPOSHIBLE ~

Te] [avant [lode (ow pone
| | WELW, Now ||| SAY #1 GEY SHORE
Ree LET ME nee J SOMETHING, | JusH A
- de | | SHECOND;
/ WHAT DID
0 Do?
J Pa Yo
> 2
\ ~~ 1
NN \
{ Qe \
SEZ
/ | ~
~ /
COME ON, | | WHO'SH [ NO Av RIGHT, —
HAAS, —| | PLavnN' THISH | Bony, | | IF NOBODY'SH
PUT INA || 2 + | | PLANIN' THISH
RED ONE.| | You OR ME! MITT \TSH
USHLE SSH.

{in great profusion in Pennsylvania, is
| plucked by Connecticut. Colorado
| chooses the graceful columbine, South
| Carolina the yellow jasmine, and Mis-
| souri displays a distinct taste in the
| hawthern. Vermont joins the parade
| with the red clover, Georgia with the
Cherokee rose, New York with the rose
| “variety undesignated—and Maryland
| adopts the black-eyed Susan. Of course
| none would have the effrontery to de-
| prive Kansas of a whit of her glory in
| the sunflower nor Oregon of the Oregon
grape.
The Lancaster
Auto Club
The Lancaster Automobile Club
will carry its activities into the
southern part of the county this
{ month, holding its regular meeting
in the social hall of the Methodist
church at Quarryville on Friday
evening, May 26. Because of the
Pennsylvania Motor Federation an-
nual convention, being held at Al-
toona May 18 and 19, the Auto Club
meeting this month is the fourth
Friday, not the third, as is custom-
ary.
Arrangements are being made to
accommodate a large crowd at the
Quarryville meeting. Nearly eight
hundred attended the Club meeting
at Elizabethtown last month, which
officially opened the Club's 1933 ac
tivities, and efforts are being made
to have a banner attendance at
Quarryville. The meeting will start
at 7:30 o'clock, Standard Time, and
8:30 o’clock daylight time.
The Lancaster Club will be re-
presented by fifteen delegates at
the State convention in Altoona
and reports from this session will
be given at the Quarryville meet-
ing. In addition there will be en-
tertainment, discussions and other
features.
Admission to the meeting is free
without card or ticket, and the peo-
ple of this section are cordially in-
vited to attend.

|

Cut lemon dipped in table salt
and rubbed on stained ivory knife
handles etc., will remove the stains.
etl Were
Cold potatoes used instead of
soap will clean the hands and make
the skin soft and smooth.
talking to her uncle Silas, she heard
the low, mournful note of a cow.
“Just listen to that poor cow,” said
the girl—“mewing for her little
| colt?
Daughter—“Isn’t the world wonder-
ful, Dad! Everything is so beautiful and
there is so much to be thankful for!”
Dad—*“Who is it this time?”

The colored fellows may like water
melon but they have nothing on Curley
Hendrix.
The other day some fellow at the
Grey Iron asked Curley if he knew how
| they get the water in watermelons.
Curley said: “Sure. They plant them
in the Spring.”

“I wouldn’t drink out of that cup,
said little Willie to the well-dressed
city visitor; “that’s Lizzie’s cup, and
she’s particular who drinks out of it.”
“Oh, that’s all right, “said the man
as he drained the cup dry. “I feel
honored to drink out of Lizzie’s cup.
Lizzie is your sister, isn't she?”
“Not much! Lizzie is my pet pig.”

A WISE OWL

It'll Be Tuff
On Motorists
(From page 1)
that the market has diminished to a
great extent.
Five bills have been introduced in
Congress to compel the blending of al-
cohol with gasoline, and four western
states—Iowa, South Daketa, Illinois
and Minnesota—have similar bills pend-
ing. These measures could hardly be
taken seriously were it not for the fact
that Secretary of Agriculture is re-
ported as supporting the idea.
From the motorists’ standpoint, there
are two strong and sufficient objections
to such legislation, First, the cost of
gasoline would be increased to the
consumer from 1 cent to 4 cents per
gallon, depending upon the price of
corn. Second, the efficiency of the
blended gasoline would be reduced.
The cost of purchasing the raw ma-
terial, manufacturing it and transport-
ing the finished alcohol to the refinery
would be such that one gallon of alco-
hol made from corn would cost more
at the refinery than the nine gallons of
gasoline with which it would be blend-
ed. Nearly all commercial alcohol, to-
day, is manufacured by a simple pro-
cess from Cuban molasses. Two ad-
ditional steps, first, crushing, and then
chemically processing to eliminate the
starches, would be necessary before the
corn would be ready for the final pro-

F You WANT
By DR. J.
Qoob Teem-}
M. WISAN
Chalrman, Council on Mouth Hygiene, New Jersey State Dental Society
TEN RULES FOR THE
N the last three or four months
I have discussed many phases of
the problem of mouth health in this
column. Responses from readers
have been gratifying, showing as
they do that there is a lively in-
terest in this problem. One of the
most common requests is for a set
of rules giving in tabloid form the
essential - practices which aid in
forming healthy teeth. Such a set
of rules is the following:
1 Remember the teeth are liv-
ing tissues—affected by systemic
health and in turn affecting body
conditions.
2. Provide proper foods—pay-
ing particular attention to milk,
fruits and vegetables. This advice
applies especially to expectant
mothers and children, but should
be followed by everyone desiring a
healthy mouth.
8. Practice health-giving habits.
Consult a physician for frequent
checkup on physical condition.
4. Take children to dentist at
early age. The most effective
method of decreasing dental dis-
eases i8 by giving the children the
benefit of early and regular dental
treatment.
5. When teath are crooked, have
them straightened. Much decay in
later life, dental diseases such as
pyorrhea, and many disfigurements
CARE OF THE TEETH
of the face can be prevented by
following this rule.
6. Keep mouth
to brush the teeth carefully and
thoughtfully before retiring and
after every mieal if possible. Sce
to it that all cides of all teeth are
properly cleaned.
clean. Learn

7. Do not depend on mouth
washes and tooth tes to prevent
mouth disease. Re ch workers
have pro.el that th ir value lies
only in kiening he -outh ccan.
8, Att to dental defects dure

ing the incipi'nt staces. [If this
advice is fo'lowed. mary teeth will
be saved that wou'd o herwise be
lost. This is best accomplished by
making the visit to the dental office
a regular hahit. The more suscep.
tible your teeth are to decav the
more frequently you should obtain
dental treatment.
9. If teeth are lost be sure to
replace them. If this is not done
the other teeth move, cause irregu-
larities in their arrangement,
spaces will form between the teeth
and in some cases the teeth will
actually become loosened.
10. Have teeth X-rayed every
vear. This will help the dentist
discover defects before they assume
serious proportions. X-rays will
likewise enable him to find any in-
fected teeth before they cause some
systemic disorder.

cess of fermentation. A necessary fea-
ture of the proposed legislation, there-
fore, if it is to aid the farmer, is the
prohibition of the importation of mo-
lasses.
The efficiency of the gasoline would
be greatly reduced by the blend, due
to the tendency of the alcohol to sepa-
rate from the gasoline and go to the
bottom of the bulk, This part of the
fuel supply would be the first to reach
the carburetor of the car. The result
would be difficulty in starting, and the
lessening of essential smoothness of
operation. To require the use of such
a fuel in airplanes would be nothing
short of criminal.
Some European countries, having no
native petroleum supply, require a
blending of alcohol with gasoline for
purpose of supporting local industry,
but they recognize the relative ineffici-
ency of such fuel as compared with
gasoline such as we use, by providing
that their ambulances and fire equip-
ment may use straight gasoline because
of its superior starting ability and its
capacity to operate a vehicle smoothly.
If the congressional measures are
pressed for passage, the real victims—
the 23,000,000 motorists of America—
are certain to be heard from in a most
emphatic way.
SALE REGISTER
If you want a notice of your sale
inserted in this register weekly
from now until day of sale. ABSO-
LUTELY FREE, send or phone us
your sale date and whem you are
ready, let us print your bills. That's
the cheapest advertising you can get
Saturday, May 20—On the premises
No. 10 Lumber Street, Mount Joy,
household goods by Henry G. Carpen-
ter and Ralph J. Cramer, Executors of
Mrs. Mary Cramer. dec’d. Frank, auct.
Saturday, May 27—On the premises
at 219 East Street, Mount Joy, house-
hold goods by Ed. Brown. Frank,
auct.

HALF - BREAKFASTED
MAN,” says one of Gals-
worthy’s characters, “is
no good.” And he might even
have included women in this
statement—with all due respect to
get-thin diets.
Chilled Orange Juice
Cereal
Broiled Bacon with Fried Apple
Rings
Breakfast Muffins
Blackberry Preserves Coffee
Here is 2a menu which will not
leave one “half-breakfasted,” for
one really does need a fairly
substantial meal in the morning
to “get going,” even if ome has
the habit of a “wake-up” cup of
coffee—and it’s a rather nice habit.
But some time before the morning

Better Breakfasts
is well along, a breakfast that is
dainty and appetizing, and alse
nourishing, does something for
your day.
Breakfast Muffins: Beat one
egg, and add one tablespoon sugar
and one-half cup milk. Add the
contents of one 8-ounce can of
drained lima beans pressed
through a sieve. Add three
fourths cup flour sifted with two
teaspoons baking powder and one-
fourth teaspoon salt. Add two
tablespoons melted butter, pour
into buttered muffin pans and
bake in a 375-degree oven for
about twenty-five minutes. This
makes six to eight muffins. (The
dry ingredients may be measured
and sifted and the beans put
through a sieve the night before,

to save time in the morning.)*®