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The jig saw puzzle craze, like at
thousands of other places, has a
firm hold on the family of George
Mumper at Florin. The other eve-
ning Mr. and Mrs. Mumper worked
on a puzzle until real late but did
not finish it so next day while
George was at work the good wife
decided to complete the job but
could not find all the pieces. When
Geo. came home that evening they
found the missing pieces in his |
lunch box.
A family on North Market St.
had the same misfortune. They dis-
covered the missing pieces under
the porch. When a member of the
family brought the puzzle from a
neighbor, she fell, spilled it over
the porch but had not found all the
pieces.
Now, I'll have to tell you my ex-
perience. A fellow gave me a puz-
zle that he had sawed out, stating
that it was a woodland scene. When
I got it together it was a dog fight
But I guess he was right at that.
An incident occurred on W. Main
street that is really too funny to let
go unnoticed. A certain lady came
down town closely followed by her
little daughter on a tricycle. The
latter, not looking where she was
going, rode full speed into her
mother. The latter fell backward
on the child, tricycle upset and oh
boy what a wreck. Fortunately no
one was hurt and you can all do as
they did—Ilaugh.
Over at school one of the begin-
ners said she couldn’t tell the ‘b’
from the ‘d.’ Another said: “That’s
easy—one of ’em has its stomach
on the back.”
Mecrhant John Booth tells me
that the strict interpretation of the
remark “beastly weather” means
when it rains dogs and cats.
Over at the firemen’s meeting on
Thursday night one fellow said:
“Does your wife ever boast that
she made a man of you?”
Reply: “Well, she doesn’t go that
far. All she says is that she’s tried
her best.”

One of our high school girls ask-
ed another if you could call a girl’s
waist line, the line of least resist-
ance.
A farmer out near Donegal
Springs has one of those kicking
mules. I asked him if the animal
ever kicked him. He said: “No,
but he’s often kicked in the place
where I've been.”
A man living down on South
Barbara street says that the Eng-
lish language has 82 sounds but
that the cats in that vicinity must
know other languages besides Eng-
lish.
They tell me we have a chap who
calls on a school teacher but he
quit because every time he failed
to put in an appearance she wanted
him to bring a written excuse from
his mother.
A number of children were play-
ing when the mother of one boy
asked why he couldn’t play without
making so much noise.
He said they were playing pic-
nic, a storm came up and he was
the thunder.
They say Dame Fortune knocks |
at every man’s door at least once.
Well, a chap at Florin says when
it knocked at his door it turned out
to be Miss Fortune.

I never knew until recently just |
why that narrow gauge railroad |
from New Bloomfield to New Ger- |
mantown in Perry Co. was aban-|
doned until recently. They say that |
every farmer thruout that valley |
had sued the company for damag-|
es. The trains ran so slow that the |
passengers milked all the farmers’|
cows along the line.
A little fellow here in town heard
a woman say that he was the very
picture of his father, then he went
to Dad, told him about it and asked |

if he thought it was meant as a
HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH

“Maternal mortality in the Unit-
ed States represents a most unen-
viable figure. In spite of the effic-
jency of the medical profession, the
fine hospitals and the advanced
knowledge of antiseptic control,
nearly 16,000 women lost their lives
from child-birth or associated con-
ditions in this country last year.
Unfortunately this sorry situation
is to a great extent beyond the de-
finite control of the attending physi-
cian and public health officials,’
stated Dr. Theodore B. Appel, Sec-
retary of Health.
“For example, many cases of the
death-dealing child-bed fever, tech-
nically known as puerperal septice-
mia, are the results of self-induced
abortion which often creates a sit-
uation far more dangerous than
child-birth.
“Tt would thus appear that the
gravity of this practice is not pro-
perly appreciated. Were its signifi-
cance fully realized, this hazardous
method of sidestepping child-birth
would become rare, and the death
rate from child-bed fever would be
diminished.
“Indeed, after eliminating abor-
tion which, usually self induced,
causes one-fourth of the puerperal
septicemia deaths, the remainder of
child-bed fever fatalities are mainly
due to preventable infections.
“However, speaking generally,
innocent or willful neglect on the
part of expectant mothers, is to a
great extent responsible for the
maternal death rate. When the loss
of mother-life can thus be traced
in large part to preventable causes,
the situation becomes more deplor-
able.
“Somehow, expectant mothers
must be made to realize that the
proper time to seek medical atten-
tion for the emergency is when
the expectancy is first realized.
Pre-natal care is the great bulwark
against many of the conditions
that cause havoc and tragedy at
the birth.
“Indeed, it is safe to say that if
every expectant mother would place
herself under the direct supervision
of a physician at the beginning of
the term, the present maternal
mortality rates could not only
greatly but spectacularly be re-
duced. Unfortunately, however, as
far as public health officials are
concerned it is the sad old story of
‘You can lead a horse to water but
you cannot make it drink.’
“In short, to cut the appalling
maternity death rate, thoughtful
and cooperative initiative must or-
iginate in the home. For afterall,
proper and timely medical guidance
is the real and only antidote.”
Rapho School
Board Met
(From page 1)
for the coming year. The enroll-
ment of both rooms has dropped to
a total of 41 pupils. This will mean
a reduction in the State appropria-
tion. Graded schools will hereafter
be on a different basis than the one
room schools.
The closing of Garfield school and
transporting pupils to Newtown to
make a strong “Double Unit” school
is not favored by the taxpayers.
Teachers’ salaries and the follow-
ing bills were ordered paid: J. B.
Tryon, transportation, $138.89; L.
W. Hollinger, transportation, $21.00

H. Leedom, coal, $2448; B. 8S.
Stauffer, coal, $23.10; C. D. Kiehl],
coal, $21.32; Manheim Boro, tui-
tion (Feb.), $347.00; H. S. Newcom-
er, hardware, $2.30; J. H. Shenk,
supplies, $.82; Norman Ebersole,
contractor, $6.45; C. E. Rohrer,
printing bill, $2.50; A. H. Bucher,
Board expense, $4.75; P. P. & L.,
service, $2.88.

compliment or a slam.
Folks don’t believe that paper
will keep a person warm but it will.
I know a fellow who has a note in
the bank and it keeps him in a
sweat all the time.
I remarked to a woman here:
“Your husband is mighty good to
you. I hear he bought a beautiful
washing machine for you.”
She replied: “Oh that? He bought
that for himself. He heard it was
just the thing to make homebrew
in’
I asked Joe Sheaffer, one of our
local artists, if he ever makes pic-
tures in the nude.
He said: “Gosh no. I always wear
at least a working jacket.”
A Local Conversation
“Do your neighbors borrow much
from you?”
“Borrow! Why, I feel more at
home in their houses than I do in

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A timely message is conveyed to
the children of Lancaster city and
county on the Safety Posters dis-
tributed to the various schools by
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of friendliness that exists between
traffic officers and school children
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the Lancaster Automobile Club. A- ing.

greeting an officer in the heart of
an area of heavy traffic.
“Watch the signals, young man,”
says the officer.
“0. K. with me, Mr. Officer!” re-
plies the school boy, using the
lingo of today.
“One of the reasons for the drop
in the number of child fatalities, as
compared to those involving adults
is that the youngsters of the coun-
ty are learning the importance of
obeying traffic signals, whether
given by officers of the law or by
the School Patrols,” said S. Edward
Gable, president of the Automobile
Club. “This March poster is one of
thousands now being put up in the
school rooms throughout the count-
ry as a part of the campaign of the
American Automobile Association
and its affiliated clubs to further
reduce the toll of deaths resulting
from accidents on the streets and
highways. The fact that the number
of motor fatalities involving both
adults and children decreased ap-
proximately fifteen percent during
1932, as compared with 1931, has
greatly encouraged those interested
in the safety movement.”
Every school in Lancaster city
and most of those throughout the
county, including a number of one-
room rural schools, receive these
monthly posters from the Automo-
bile Club. Mr. Gable says that the
schools not receiving them can
make arrangements to do so by
getting in touch with the Club at
10 and 12 South Prince street, Lan-
caster. There is no charge to the
schools for this service.

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