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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19th, 1932
Lost 20 Lbs. of Fat
In Just 4 Weeks
Mrs. Mae West of St. Louls,
Mo., writes: “I'm only 28 yrs. old
and weighed 170 lbs, until taking
one box of your Kruschen Salts just
4 weeks ago. 1 now weigh 150 lbs.
1 also have more energy and fur
thermore I've mever had a hungry
moment.”
Fat folks should take one half
teaspoonful of Kruschen Salts in a
glass of hot water in the morning
before breakfast—it's the SAFE,
harmless way to reduce as tens of
thousands of men and women Know.
For your health’'s sake ask for
and get Kruschen at any drugstore
—the cost for a bottle that lasts 4
weeks is but a trifie and if after the
§irst bottle you are not joyfully
satisfied with results—money back.
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How to Heal
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Simply anoint the swollen veins
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knee, the way the blood flows in the
veins. No more broken veins. No
more ulcers nor open sores. No
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directions and you are sure to be
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It doesn’t appear to me that times
are really as hard as most people think.
Just a few days ago I saw an ad in an
exchange which read: “Money For Sale
—35 1b, Pail, $1.25.
That also reminds me that under the
head of Musical Instruments I saw ad-
vertised 3 Hunting Dogs and 25 Pigs.
Of course newspapers do print some
real funny items, I saw in one of the
county weeklies that Millersville girls
enjoyed a party and in the same item
it read that Miss So and So breaks her
arm.
Another news item read that a cer-
tain cafe had been awarded the con-
crete for feeding the folks at the
meeting.
Then at the same I was wondering
just how many items appear in the
Bulletin that sound just as funny?
Frank Shatto recently remarked that
“he who laughs last laughs best.”
One of the barber shop loungers re-
plied: “Yeah, but he soon gets a repu-
tation for being dumb.”
I just learned that at a certain milk
station not a million miles from Mount
Joy, a cat fell into a can of milk and
one of the workmen said he rescued
kitty from her watery grave.
The very latest type of a motor horn
much resembles the music of a harp
and its a big mistake. Instead of peo-
ple getting excited and jumping out of
the way, they hesitate, listen to the
sweet music, get socked and then hear
the angels sing—provided they led that
kind of a life.
Enos Rohrer tells me that in order
to locate a golf ball when it goes into
the rough some fellows soak it with a
solution which attracts butterflies.
Roy Sheetz says a much better idea
would be to rub it in limburger cheese
—that would attract the buzzards.
Doc Longenecker has a better idea
still. He suggests soaking the ball with
accuracy.
Here's one happened up at Florin re-
cently: “Sorry old man, that my hen
got out and scratched up your garden.”
“That’s all right, my dog ate your
hen.”
“Fine! I just ran over your dog and
killed him.”
Rev. Dr. Alphabet Soup
His Holiness Abhinavasarasvati Van-
mukharatnakosa Guruvarya Sri Vid-
wan Nadathur Swami Krishnamach-
arya is delivering lectures on Sana-
tanadharma.
Might Have Blown Away
An hysterical mother today asked
police to search for her 141-year-old
daughter who disappeared last night.
She is five feet, three inches tall, and
weighs eleven pounds.
People frequently talk about men or
women having rich wives or husbands
but I have as yet to hear of a single
one of them who has declared a divi-
dend.
Birth of Crime
The Government educators now say
that the small savingsbank trains chil-
dren to be misers. Our observation is
that it teaches their parents to be
bank-robbers.,
Down at the Grey Iron some fellow
said to Curly Hendrix: “I notice you
are smoking your cigarets shorter.”
Curley replied: “Yeah, that's be-
hcause I smoke them longer.”
In a nearby rural school the teacher
was testing the first graders in the
knowledge of money. Slapping a half
dollar on the desk he said sharply:
“What is that?”
Instantly a little youngster said:
“rail.”
Along the Highway
I think that I shall never see,
HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“The present visitation of infantile
paralysis in certain sections of Penn-
sylvania justifies emphasis upon the
immediate aftercare of the victims.
Many of the dire and permanent con-
sequences which have marked that
malady as one of the most damaging,
in numerous instances can be de-
cidedly minimized if proper care is ap-
plied during the convalescent period,”
states Dr. Theodore B., Appel, Secre-
tary of Health.
“Indeed, many cases which at the
outset appear to be quite hopeless
make spectacular improvement through
so-called ‘supportive treatment’ and
‘mustle re-education.’
“To obtain a maximum benefit the
following rules should be conscien-
tiously applied. Needless to add, all of
them demand the direct supervision of
a physician, © 1. The patient requires
complete rest; 2.
stances should the subject be permit-
ted out of bed until all pain and ten-
derness have left the affected muscles;
3. Treatment must be moderately ap-
plied, otherwise irreparable damage |
may be done; 4. There should be no
application of electrical treatment
while pain and tenderness exists; 5.
Affected parts should be properly sup-
ported and kept warm. In this con-
nection, when the muscle involvement
is marked and decided discomfort ex-
ists, plaster bandages may be re-
quired.
“When walking is finally permitted
the patient, under no circumstances
must the affected part be fatigued.
Proper supports of all weakened mus-
cles must be supplied. And finally,
professionally supervised, graded exer-
cises both active and passive, as well
as massage, should be introduced ap-
proximately twenty-one days after the
complete disappearance of tenderness.
It seems to be the concensus of opinion
that electrical treatments, except in ex-
ceptional cases, are of little recon-
structive value.
“It is thus observed that the secret
of a successful rehabilitation lies in
continuance professional guidance and
large doses of patience. To become a
victim of this dread condition is un-
fortunate to say the least, but not to
apply the scientific information leading
to comparative or ultimate cure is to
be nothing short of pathetically care-
less.”
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Y. M. C. A. AT LANCASTER
CONDUCTS NIGHT COURSES
The Y. M. C. A. will again conduct
night courses in co-operation with
Pennsylvania State College Engineer-
ing Extension Department, with classes
beginning at 7:30 P. M. each week-
night except Saturday. The school
will open week of October 17th, while
enrollment will be taken care of dur-
ing week of October 10th.
Mr. Jesse Jones, manager of the
Lancaster air-port will conduct classes
in theory of aeronauties and theory of
airplanes and engines.
J. Luke Stauffer, electrical engineer,
will teach classes in direct current and
alternating electricity. Mechanical
engineering, with classes in heat and
thermodynamies and mechanics, will
be instructed by Ernest W. Drescher,
local engineer. The mathematics in
connection with these courses will be
taught by Paul Trout.
First and second your accounting
will be taught by J. E. Urich, while
two courses in advertising will be
| given by E. Bagby Pollard, one fea-
turing fundamentals of advertising and
{the second concerning advertising
| copy-writing,
| Prof. F. J. Heckman, of the Boys’
| High School faculty, will be instructor
for the Business English classes while
| H. M. Hoover will teach public speak-
{ ing and Lamont Ware will have class-
jes in show-card writing. L. L. Book
will again conduct a course in auto-
. mobile industry.
Prof. W., E. Weisgarber, of Franklin
& Marshall College, will offer an en-
tirely new course in Industrial Chem-
istry. Other courses will be opened
according to student demand. Regis-
tration will be received at any time,
but must be filed by the end of the
third week of October,
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You can get all the news of this
locality for less than three cents a
week thru the Bulletin.
Along the road, an unscraped tree
With bark intact, and painted white,
That no car ever hit at night.
For every tree that’s near the road
Has caused some auto to be towed.
Sideswiping trees is done a lot
By drivers who are not so hot.
God gave them eyes so they could see,
Yet any fool can hit a tree.
A WISE OWL
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Pygmy Tribesmen Form
Order of Lion Hunters
“THAT LITTLE GAME”
FILLING?
Lions abound in the greatest num-
bers in the central part of Africa,
which country is shared by a tribe of
pygmies, These little people are com-
pelled to protect themselves against
the raids of the lions, and for this
purpose the tribesmen who have been
tried and who have proven their valor,
are organized into a group, always
ready for the call to duty. These men
live apart from the others, and when
one of the animals makes its appear-
ance the lion hunters prepare for the
fray by dressing themselves for the
occasion, They don a headdress of
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DRAWS THAT NOBODY
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SOME REAL PORER.
ostrich feathers and a sort of a cape
of the same, and with shield and spear
they go out to meet the lion. When
located they form a circle about the
lion and then move in, gradually clos-
en,
ing up until the animal is closely sur-
rounded. There is no escape, and the
animal is forced to start the fighting,
which is fast and furious. The king
of beasts is finally overcome, and then
a noisy demonstration takes place in
the shape of a wild dance. It gen-
erally happens that several of the
hunters are wounded, and not infre-
quently one or more may be killed.
The scars which are accumulated in
these hunts are badges of honor. The
lions exist entirely upon a meat diet,
and the inroads made upon the other
animals is considerable, for a lion must
make a “kill” every two days to ap-
pease its hunger.
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New York Herald-Tribune, the [these delectable shell-fish. So
writer grew lyrical over pro- | here is one for a lobster chowder
tecting the lobsters of Maine. {which will be greeted with
“What the racy shad is to the | cheers.
Delaware,” he wrote, “and the
rich roe-sturgeon to the Caspian,
the best lobsters in the world are
to the icy waters fished by 12,000 Remove tendons from the con-
hardy lobstermen of the Pine [tents of a 6-ounce can of lobster,
Tree State ... The specific terms |and shred. Add one cup of pota-
of the protective legislation need- | toes, diced small, one and one-
ad may safely be left to Maine | half cups boiling water and
authorities, but the general move- | cne-half teaspoon salt, and boil
ment is of interest throughout |until the potatoes are tender.
the country wherever good eating | Scald one quart milk with one
is practiced.” Maine produces |sliced onion and two tablespoons
three-fifths of the lobster catch of | butter, and season to taste with
all the north Atlantic states, and [salt and pepper. Break up six
its crustaceans are rated by table | Boston crackers and lay on top of
amateurs as second to none in [the lobster and potatoes in a soup
all the waters of the world.” tureen. Strain the onion out of
With such encouragement as |the milk and pour over. Serves
this it seems imperative to give! four to five *
Milk — Condensed or
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O you know the difference in
these two good forms of
milk? You use them so gen-
erally, and you buy them in such
quantities to supplement or sub-
stitute for bottled milk, it will be
interesting to know just how
they differ in the process of
making. The U. S. Department
of Agriculture gives this inter-
esting explanation in a booklet
“Milk and Its Uses in the Home”:
“Commercial sweetened con-
densed milk is usually made by
adding cane sugar to fresh milk,
heating the milk to dissolve the
sugar, and then evaporating the
whole until its bulk is a little
less than one-half of fresh milk.
“Evaporated milk, as known in
the trade, is whole milk that has
been condensed in a vacuum pan
to about one-half of its original
volume without the addition of
sugar. After it is drawn from
the vacuum pan, it is put through
a homogenizer to break up the
fat globules, so that they will not
separate on standing. The milk
is then placed in sealed cans and
exposed to steam under pressure.
The temperature must be suffi
ciently high and the exposure
long enough to destroy all bae-
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