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One of our constchles had a hobo

in the lickup the other night and
believe me that guy was in tough
luck. He told the officer he just
discovered a new recipe for making
home-brew and he has no home.
Ain't that tough?
The best place I know of for a
hit and run driver is on a prison
ball team.
The politicians are getting active.
Several days ago a committeman
was getting a little data when he
stopped at a colored man’s home on
Manheim street and asked the wife
what party her husband belonged to
She replied: “Ize de party, sir.”
Ben Groff said he tried a little
fellow in arithmetic by asking him
how many do Daddy, Mother and
the Baby make?
The boy said: “Two
carry.”
and one to

A woman near, the Bulletin office
bdwas told by one of a number of
children that they were going to
\ play elephants at the zoo and asked
her to help.
She said: “What on earth could I
do,”
One of the children replied: “You
could be the lady who gives them
peanuts and candy.”
While weeding the rock garden
at Crystal Springs a few days ago a
passerby stopped and said: “Which
weeds do you consider the easiest
to kill?”
I replied: “Widow's weeds. You
only have to say wilt thou and they
wilt.”
Here's an advertisement that ap-
peared in a recent issue of a De-
troit newspaper:
FOR SALE—Ford Coupe. Has
new tires, new paint job, tiled bath,
furnace heat, servants room, large
frontage. Can be seen by appoint
ment only.
Lost Her Face
A nifty young flapper named Jane
“While walking was caught in the
rain.
She ran—almost flew,
Her complexion did, too,
‘And she reached home exceedingly
plain.
Conversation between two
burg-
lars: “Where the divel yere been?
I told ya half past one.”
Reply: “I forgot the number uf
tha house so I hadta break into ev-
ery bloomin house in the block till
I found ya.”

Just heard of a case where a
Judge announces that he will reduce
fines for intoxication from three
dollars and costs to one dollar and
costs in order to line up with the
nation-wide economy drive.

They tell me there’s a certain
young business man in a nearby
town who is so much business at all
times that when he proposed to his
girl the other night he loudly said:
“Remember, this is the last day for
this astounding offer.”

Two men on a golf course sighted
iwo women walking toward them.
‘One said: “Here comes my wife
with some hard looking hag she
picked up somewhere.”
Reply: “Sure enough and I won-
der where my wife got that old
hatchet face?”

One of our gum-chewing experts
positively refused to remove her
cad while the dentist worked on
her teeth, and first thing you know
it was parked on one of the instru-

Everybody got such a big kick
out of those ball games between the
Business and Professional Men last
‘week that they should be repeated.

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By The Lancaster
Automobile Club
Reports from the eighty-six A. A.
A. clubs in Pennsylvania indicate that
while travel information queries have
| fallen off slightly this season, in com-
| parison with the several previous
years, requests for data concerning
{ trips within the State have increased
| according to the Lancaster Automo-
bile Club. Many who took vacation
tours of ten days, two weeks or more
in former years, now arc confining
their motor travel to day or week-end
trips and, in consequence, are not go-
ing so far from home.
General economic conditions are re-
flected in the number of people who
are taking advantage of the State camp
facilities this season, according to S.
Edward Gable, president of the Club.
“Many who cannot afford expensive
vacations at resorts,” he said, “are
seizing the opportunities offered in the
commonwealth’s parks, where outdoor
living quarters are available by the
day or by the season and where a va-
cation in the very heart of Pennsyl-
vania’s most beautiful areas can be
enjoyed by an entire family at prac-
tically no cost except food and trans-
portation. Thousands are vacationing
in that way and finding it much to
their liking, our survey reveals.”
The Auto Club called attention to
the fact that Pennsylvania has fifty
State forest public camps, suitable for
camping and picnicking. Tables, bench-
es, shelters, fireplaces and pure water
are provided for the convenience of
the public. In addition there are nine
State parks, each with a distinct his-
torical significance, and nine State
forest parks, A list of these can be
obtained by applying to the State De-
partment of Forests and Waters, Har-
risburg, and camp site permits are ob-
tained from the officer in charge of
the reservation, who will help select
a suitable site,
“More than ever before, Pennsyl-
vanians are realizing this year that it
is worth their while to see their home
State and enjoy the many recreational
advantages it offers,” Mr. Gable stated.
“Thousands from outside this com-
monwealth are being attracted here by
the historic shrines, beautiful scenery
and numerous other features and, re-
turning home, are more than satisfied
with their visit.
“Let us all bear in mind that we can
help in this ‘See Pennsylvania’ move-
ment by seeing our home State first
and, at the same time, do all we can
to make the traveler welcome when
he visits our community. Courteous
traffic officers and individual citizens
who do their share in welcoming the
tourist when opportunity offers aid
materially in keeping Pennsylvania in
the forefront of states motorists want
to visit.”
ree ttl ee
Cash is Risky
In making application for licens-
es, fishermen are requested by the
Department of Revenue to use eith-
er check or postal money order as
cash is forwarded at the applicant’s
risk. Stamps cannot be accepted as
payment for a license. Sending
stamps causes delay in the appli-
cant receiving his license and the
loss of several days fishing.
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Prevent Weed Growth
BASS FISHERMEN
TRY NORTH BRANCH
The North Branch of the Sus-
quehanna River is now in excellent
condition for bass fishing, and fine
catches are being made, Fish Com-
missioner, Oliver M. Deibler, said
today. This stream attracts fisher-
men from all parts of the east, and
ranks as one of the best bass and
‘pike waters in the state.
The popularity of the North
Branch with angler’s has made
counties through which it flows a
vacationland for the tourists and
sportsmen. Renting of boats and
cottages along the stream consti-
tutes a thriving business.
Mrs. George McCabe, wife of the
game protector in Bradford county,
registered 2200 persons to whom
she rented boats last fishing season
at Wysox in the Branch.
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Historical Events
Sunday, July 31
John Ericsson, “The
was born in 1803.
Plattsburg was
British in 1814.
Monday, August 1 ;
Robt. T. Lincoln, statesman, was
born in 1842.
First National census
1790.
Germany declares war on
in 1914,
Tuesday, August 2
F. Marion Crawford, novelist, was
born 1854.
Germany invades the Belgiums in
1914.

Monitor,”
taken by the
started in
ussia
Wednesday, August 3
Germany declares war on France
in 1914.
Frederick William III, of Prussia,
was born 1770.
Columbus began his first
in 1492.
Thursday, August 4
Harry Lauder, comedian, was
born 1870.
Great Britain
Germany in 1914.
tS by a score of ‘10s ®y on
voyage
declares war on
HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE B.
APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“In the past few weeks the number
of accidental drownings has markedly
increased. Which suggests that an ad-
ditional warning with respect to water |
ports is required. It really is too bad |
that the work of sanitarians and health
officials who have thrown every pos- |
sible safeguard around the citizen |
should have all their work nullified
so far as a particular individual is
concerned, simply by the person's]
carelessness in connection with swim- |
ming or boating. But it is the sad |
fact nevertheless,” states Doctor Theo- |
dore B. Appel, Secretary of Health. |
“A study of the reports reaching the |
Department unquestionably indicates |
that by far the larger number of |
swimming fatalities were occasioned |
by over-confidence. Self-styled ‘ex- |
pert’ swimmers, sure of their water |
prowess, undertook to swim around |
the pier, across the lake, or otherwise
taxed their strength, drowning in con-
sequence.
“While undoubtedly swimming is one
of the best of sports, not only in sum-
mer but in winter also when inside
sanitary pools are available, one should
indeed be very sure of his capacities
before undertaking more than an aver-
age swimming effort. Incidentally, no
matter how fine a swimmer one may
be, it is unsafe to solo the effort. The
unexpected, such as so-called ‘cramps’
or an unaccountable and sudden ex-
haustion, can conceivably happen to
the best swimmer at which times itis
exceedingly handy to have help near
by.
“Perhaps, ‘rocking the boat,” more |
frequently the canoe, is responsible for'
the second largest number of the
drownings this season. Hilarity and
fun have their places in the general
scheme of things, but when these are
carried into a boat or a canoe to the
point of capsizing it and drowning the
passengers, that is carrying it entirely

too far as everyone will agree.

CONFIDENG
... must not be\ “BLIND”
OT BLIND
We do not ask your BLIND confidence in this bark. We
have studied conditions, trends, our own stability, our
personnel. By test we've proved them O. K. Your con-
fidence in this bank is not BLIND, because it is based ups
on a sure knowledge of our strength.
the confidence inhimself and his
ship that enables an airman to.fly cross the sea.
It is the result of studying maps, weather conditions, air
mechanics and his own physical stamina.
A,

Peat moss or buckwheat hulls
may be used in the rose garden to |
assist in controlling weed growth
and in retaining the moisture in|
and about the roots of the plants. |

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recover from stiff joints and sore |
muscles.
They tell me that rubbing alcohol |
was at a premium in town next day |!
Andy Martin tells me that al
bachelor’s life is just one undarned |
thing after another.
A West Donegal street chap told
his girl he had a yen for he:
She asked him how much that
was in American money.
A WISE OWL

lowever, not before most of them
{ emergency brakes are applied

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3rd, 1932:

lay evening. on 1'“Many of the fatal and near-fatal . hp!
Is th oa Proceater accidents could be avoided by ® ° \
is, ¢ 00.0 0100 : fare. ¢ application of moderation and \
foiy, we 2 01.2 04 mmon sense. Indeed, these ele- Irs a 10Nn an rus 0.
bn et 1 > ents, everything else being equal, .
iw... 1 > 3 4 2 Claray an exceedingly large part in the
is p 1-1 0.2 0 ganizeolonged joy of health and life. MOUNT JOY, PA.
Bev, 9h... i 5 712 The “There is much of the outdoor swim-
been, 2 20491 Brething and boating season left. There-
fon Ss Lal 2 9» P'Y 0 ized are, exercise reasonable caution when 3
L2b. i. 07:20 5s tice onjoying these sports and thus live to
Form resin 0 1 2.0 0 at theim and boat another day.” d
BRI LITT TERE OPEN arr
—_——— em Freak Squirrel Caught 9 9 8
fais trees... 91324 59 McHister, Cal.—A ground squir- ——— ne S T Y L E 3»
Suen Drea rhoasae with neither eyes nor ears, hae now ready for business at the No sign of repair... Shoes
I > 83 2 4 0 0 Mrs. n trapped by 11 year old John}e hr pp F. Gable Store, 120 N. Bar- resoled by the Lincoln pro-
clr ) 3 3 3 2 2 spent gward Menez on his father’s ranch | Mi. Joy. with a fine lineof cess are brought back to
inss ........... 3 2 1 5 1|Anna kr here. Upon casual observation |" 9% their original style, shape
r ss 1.4 200 Miss appeared to have no head, but F GROCERIES p
ay, If ......... 0 1 3 0 0]is visitien closely examined it was seen and appearance and may be
nér, p ......... 1 0 0 0 0|dig thishave a normal mouth and nose, CAND » SOFT DRINKS 8 worn for the dress occasion
stndrix;, 1b ..... 0 1 6.0 1 Mastearently a part of its stubby CIGARS, OBACCO “the shoe was originally in-
Sepier, a os 3 2 1 0 0]|spent ak- The remainder of the body COLD MEA tehded.
sMateer, rf ..... 2 3 0 0|Kendig’ normal. =
NE $773 ET i ——— HALLGREN i,
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les} excep visa... 0 0 ner an 8 ILK N 3 R
truck tractors exceeding 70000 Iba Hy eve Lor Ne I will iat LINCOL SHOE PAIR
gross weight Ls Le as Rare Rose Bus! appreciate a sl .
eig mu top within 50 Brackenridge, Pa—A 1i-year-old your patronage 21 E. Main St.,, MOUNT JOY, P “—
feet upon application of the foot
brake, and within 75 feet upon ap-
plication of the hand brake.
Commercial motor vehicles and
truck tractors with semi-trailers at-
tached exceeding 7000 pounds gross
weight, must stop within 50 feet
| when foot and hand brakes are ap-
| plied simultaneously. The stop must
be within 75 feet when foot and
sep-
| arately.
All test stops must be made on a
dry, hard, approximately level road,
free from loose material. Tests will
be made with stopping distances
suitably marked. Use of “brake
testers” is permitted but the final
method of determining that brakes
are properly adjusted must be by
actual road test.
—— 0) eens.
Why doesn’t some humar~ soul
rise to the defense of those dumb
beasts man uses as symbols of his
baser qualities?

American Beauty, rose bush in his
yard has produced some 2,000 blooms
this summer, M. H. Davis estimates.
The bush annually attracts visitors
from neighboring communities be-
cause of its size and the beauty of its
blossoms. The main stem of the plant
is as thick as a man’s arm and is
over 12 feet high.
meet Eee.
Trout Caught With Hands
Chatham, Ont.—Six year old Rob-
ert Reynolds wanted to catch

He was without the
thing. He waded into the stream,
saw the fish he wanted, chased it in
to shallow water, and nonchalantly
emerged a moment later with 3g
struggling two foot trout
firmly in his tiny hands.
Gren
grasped
Resort: A place where you pay
$75 a week to sit around and smoke
too much.

WILLIAM LAWTO
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