THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2nd, 1882

COFFEE 1S SO PLENTIFUL IN BRAZIL THEY EVEN USE IT FOR LO-
COMOTIVE USE
exceeding Bra-
the demand,
Rio de Janeiro—With the supply greatly
sflian railroads substitute coffee for coal as a means of fuel for their lo-
Here's a fireman using the coffee to fire his engine. This is
wood,
comotives,
only one of the many instances in which coffee is replacing coal,
ete. aa fuel.
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more apt than when usedito describe this
Bank. Today, as always, the leiding business
institutions of our town are affiliate ed with this
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Chicks
Fruit and
Donel ly Farm
A. M. WOLGEMUTH, Proprietor
S. C. W. LEGHORNS
From Blood Tested Heavy Laying Strain Fray From Disease.
Our Flocks are culled by Experienced Poultrymeniy,
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HEALTH TALK
WVRITTEN BY DR
B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“When one goes to a store to buy
a definite article the statement is
frequently made by the clerk, ‘We
do not have that in stock, but here
is something just as good.’ In some
instances, substituted merchandise
turns out to be quite serviceable
and of the same quality as that or-
iginally desired. But most emphat-
ically the just as good assertion
does not apply to artificial teeth,”
states Doctor C. J. Hollister, chief
of the State Health Department’s
dental section.
“Be that as it may, ‘satisfied cus-
tomers’ are often heard to remark
that their plates are just as good as
their real teeth ever dared to be.
Don’t believe them. They are eith-
er unreasonably enthusiastic or are
deliberately misstating the facts.
“Unfortunately such assertions
have influenced hundreds of persons,
unwilling to think for themselves,
to become more or less careless
with their mouths. Resting on the
‘false’ security of artificial teeth,
they did not consider it to be very
much their while to bother with the
natural ones, Store teeth would be
all right!
“Well, store teeth are all right
when one is absolutely driven thru
necessity to employ them. More-
over, they can be good looking. And
while they can do their job fairly
well they can never approach the
efficiency of the real thing. For ex-
ample, the mature normal teeth in
a normal jaw can exert 26 pounds
of pressure. The best the artificial
denture can do is 30 to 60 pounds.
“And then again, there is the te-
dious matter of learning how to use
the plates. There is very much
more to it indeed than having the
poor teeth out and putting the
plates in. A whole new chewing
process must be learned. Persistent
and intelligent manipulation will be
required, perhaps over a period of
many months, before even moder-
ately satisfactory results can be ob-
tained.
“It follows that one should be no
more indifferent about losing all his
teeth than he should be about losing
an arm or leg. Artificial teeth only
are good when you can’t get away
from them. Proper daily dental care
will prevent such a situation.”
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DOG TRAINING SEASON
EXPIRED LAST MONDAY
Dog training season expired Mon-
day according to an announcement
made by State Game Protector John
M. Haverstick, Monday night.
The keeper of any dog or dogs
found liable to training animals be-
tween March 1 and August 20 are
subject to a fine of $10. during each
day the canines chase game, Air-
dales, Police and Shepherd, etc, in-
flict more injury to game than hunt-
ing dogs.
Any breed of dom if wot: kept at
home will chase rabbits, destroy the
young rabbits in their nest and chase
such game nesting birds
White quail from their nests . which
results in deserted eggs and poten-
tial birds. Dog owners should keep
dogs under proper restraint at all
times not only to conserve game and
wild animal life but to avoid a penal-
ty for such violation.
The trapping season also expired
Monday, All traps should have been |
lifted and it is unlawful to have
green hides in possession after
March 15. The penalty is a fine of
$10 for each day during the closed
season that traps are set.
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BUREAU WATCHES
MILK STANDARDS
The entire purpose of the bureau
of milk control,
State Department of Health, is to |
assist the milk producer and the
milk disrtibutor in the preparation |
and distribution of a clean, safe pro-
duct and to increase the consump
tion of that product throughout the
Commonwealth, according to «
statement made today by Ralph E.
Irwin, chief of that bureau.
For the purpose of rendering the
quickest and most efficient service
to all milk producers, the State has
been divided into ten districts and a
resident district milk control officer
is located in each one, as follows:
District No. 6—H. E. Shroat, 28
Evergreen street, Harrisburg,
ton, Perry, Cumberland, Adams
York. D-uphin, Lebanon, Lancaster,
and Franklin counties.
Health Meeting
The annual meeting of the Penn
svivania Public Health Association
will be held in Pittsburgh in May.

ering will be announced soon.
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You hear a lot of folks say that

summer when
one suggested they don’t go in bath-
ing because the tide was out. An-
other suggested they swim out and
meet it.
Some fellow went to Doc Stoner
and said: “Gimme some pills.”
Doc inquired: “What for?"
The chap said: “Why to take.”
If I'd a been Doc he'd have gotten
the pills alright but I would vouch
he'd never ask for pills again,

A Romeo from Columbia appeared
below a window here, with a saxo-
phone, He said: “Hist, Mary, open
the window or Tl play the darned
thing.”
Just because black is her most be-
coming color, a woman shot her hus-
band.
Asgistant to the Libariun: A noo
book haz just arrived called “How
to go tu on Five Hundred
Dollars a Yeer.® How shal I classfi
it?
The Libariun: Ah, put that in the
fikshun department, under romanse.
Over. at Brubaker’'s store Saturday
night a man said to another: “I got
a sedan outside.”
The other fellow replied: “Ask
him.” !

Joe Hershey asked Joe Detwiler if
he could paint the barber pole in front
of the shop and Joe replied: “Sure I
could if I knew where to buy the |
striped paint.”
A chap living at Landisville told
me that love may be blind but that |
his neighbors are not.
Jim Berrier told me a pretty good |
one on himself. Shortly after the |
start of the World War, one evening |
he was busy milking a cow wnen a
certain war worker put in an appear- |
ance and said to him: “What are you |
Why aren’t you at he
doing here? |
| front?”
Jim said: “Because there's no |
milk at that end.”
A chap came to Doc Snyder's office
recently-and he sure did look a mess.
I thought he had neuritis, rheumatism
or something of the sort but Doc told
me the man got that from riding in
the rumble seat of an Austin,
Here's a new one, folks. A man
bought a quart of moonshine, spilled |
some of it on the carpet and next’
morning his kitchen floor was cov-
ered with linoleum.

Conversation overheard in front of |
| our postoffice Monday evening:
| “Say that girl you were out
last night is a Quaker.”
{ mo say she is. She sure knows her
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Here's another conversation over-
heard in a meat store at Lancaster:
“Is that roast fresh?”
“Yes, lady; just as fresh as the
steak I sold you yesterday.”
“Alright then, give me a yard of
sausage.”
A certain man up town tells me he
heard one woman give another this
advice: “If at first you don’t succeed,
The other day one of the Seniors
in our High school said he had a|
mird to throw all his books into the
He said he wanted
to drown his sorrows.
We have a man here in town who!
claims to have the funniest cecond-
hand car ever heard of. It runs,

We have a chap here who proposed

the other night and wound up by say- |
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[clinic and shown positive
|home and watch the chilld as it
Itraining and service,
| Department
down the streets
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Educating the
Motoring Public
PRESIDENT GABLE URGES MO-
TORISTS TO DO THEIR FULL
SHARE IN MOVE TO REDUCE
SCHOOL CHILDREN TOLL
The biggest crowd ever to attend
an automobile club meeting is ex-
pected at the twenty-sixth annual
meeting and entertainment of the
Keystone Automobile Club in the
Philadelphia Convention Hall on
Tuesday night, March 8.
J. Maxwell Smith, General Mana-
ger of the Club, today made known
plans for the greatest assemblage
of motorists. The hall, he said,
seats 13,000 persons — four times
the capacity of the Academy of Mu-
sic where the annual meetings for-
merly were held. Members in this
section have received notification of
i the ticket distribution, and it is ex-
pected that many will attend.
After a short business session,
which will be addressed by J. Bor-
ton Weeks, President of the Club,
and other important figures in the
motoring world, there will be an
elaborate entertainment, with more
than 300 people taking part. The
program includes the Strawbridge
and Clothier Chorus of 125 voices;
May Wirth and family, famous cir-
cus performers; Marrone and De
Costa, ball room dancers; the Cath-
erine Littlefield Ballet; Viola Klaiss
organist, and the Frankford Legion
Band. Emmett Welch, famous min-
strel, will be master of ceremonies.
Another interesting feature will
be a safety demonstration by 500
members of the School Safety Pa-
trols organized under the auspices
of the Club. Following the enter-
tainment, there will be dancing in
the Convention Hall ballroom.

Among the important results of
the present wide spread depression
in the state of Pennsylvania, is the
duties and responsibilities
the shoulders of those
who seek to care for the public
health. So insistent do these become
in certain sections, that the visiting
nurse of the State Department of
Health often must pause to consider
which call is the most important
when the day’s work begins, for she
knows in reason she can not answer
them all in the short hours of a
working day, even though she keep
going, as many do from dawn till
laid upon
| dark.
The routine work of the week must
be cared for; the established clinics
must be attended; the tubercular
suspects must be invited and urged
to attend the tuberculosis clinics;
the parents of the children must be
{interested and invited and often also
larged to bring the babies to the
child health clinic; and the interest
{of society must be especially guarded
{and its health preserved by the work
|if the Genito-urinary clinic,
In this
| last instance, so important is its ac-
I tivity, that it often becomes necess-
ary to resort to the uniform of the
| State Police to secure the attendance
of those who need its care. In all
of this work, the Visiting Nurse, must
{have a large part.
Every patient who has visited the
signs of
any of the diseases diagnosed there-
in, becomes, when he or she re-
visitation and care by the nurse. Ev-
turns home, a subject for further
ery child in every home that is un-
dernourished, becomes a ward of the
State Nurse. In some manner, often
by the cooperation of civic associa-
tions and service clubs, she must
|find a way to get milk for such a
the
re-
turns to normal weight and health.
In these trying days the nurses
working in the state are far too few
one, and to repeatedly visit
{for the tasks that confront them.
Sparing not themselves but giving
freely and joyously of their skill,
on the roll of the Pennsylvania State
of Health go up and
and highways of
the commonwealth, early and late,
doing their large part in the emer-
gency that confronts the people of
the state. Choosing their daily work
they always choose to serve where
the need is the greatest.
rr A AGRI
Practice Five Steps
Good seed, thorough preparation of
soil at the proper time, rotation of the
crops, use of lime as needed, and liv-
eral fertilization are five sound prac-
tices in growing farm crops.
BE
Connellsville — 200 employes re-
turned for work at Joseph Bennett
and Co., clothing manufacturers, re-
cently.
never kiss a single girl but you.”
Evidently she didn’t trust him he-
cause she replied: “Yes, but how
about the married ones?”
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SPECIALS FOR THIS WEEK
ttndy’s Latest Craze Cigar ...... ee. Z for He

ssortment of 5(¢ Pipes
3 pkes. 2 Sc
\ 2 pkgs. 25c
Lucky Strike, Camels, Chestégfields,
Old Gold, Piedmonts, all 20’s A 2 pks. 25¢
Fresh Jumbo Peanuts dally 25¢ 1b.
Hess’ Cocoanut Cream Penny and 5c Eggs
Hess’ Peanut Penny and Five Cent Eggs
H A. DARRENKAMP
MOUNT JOY, PA.
All 10c Chewing an
Smoking Tobacco
All 15¢ and 16¢ Chewink
and Smoking Tobacco

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