THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17th, 1932 PRICES ARE LOWER. EVERYONE 1S URGED TO BUY NOW HELP YOURSELF HELP OTHERS” SECURITY, WAGE AND COMMODITY PRICES ARE BOUND TO RISE - "ACT NOW WILL READ THAT PRICES HAVE GONE % i UP AND THAT HE” WILL HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR THING THAT HE COULD 41 FOR ake lt can in- | Will Be What We 1932 is a blank tablet on which w¥ This Bayk will scribe whatever we will. c work hand in hand with those who Wish to make 1932 a year of purpose and consfruc- tion. Commercial Accounts Invited FIRST NATIONAL B/ J © TRUST COMPANY MOUNT JOY, PA, | i NN - A brother Gus Take His “Cor” | 420 In a Spiri | i of Sweet 1 Revenge Dut— uf \% Have a ! ET | Neve Had A BY | swt Ts | {ak OLE Gus ¢ \ Mey. ( } be vit Thar av bd : FCs: van} TEAR ne) OA} ve every DAY TL ( od CON JUST PCIURE WMA { | J 3 die ( Gut OR Tae} Now: GETTIN’ BY my CAR! a A rai oF SomeTuing WDIGNART PEDESTRIANS ) £3 aN Thane 6 TomBLE | J Saw io EVERY Bomp HE WITS - f ar $= | fre A» 4 x al LL Lo oe y El Ee oN ————— : RPT | AM on ‘a A Sow J nd 3, eee | + \ a 3 1 we ios a | \ a Se ie | Ca 9 $f W\ Mig vr a] \ n TN SHUT a AN Vp TG i Man, 2. 42 ‘ \ 3 JoNk A L ) pI i -— Ih 2 "wy dis - ’ ~ no re Fate * LER RA TIONAL CARTOON CD 4» i - LL = rer ‘Farm Livestock | Is Diversified | (From page one) On the other hand, a 11 per cent, de- creace in number of heifers from one to two years old on farms compared with two years ago, leads to the be- lief that many farmers intend to de- crease their dairy herds or at least to discontinue expansion. If these tendencies to raise or feed sheep, horses and beef | cattle, continue, Pennsylvania will | again experience a somewhat more | balanced livestock industry such as | has characterized the Commonwealth through most of its 250 years’ exis. tence as a great agricultural colony and State, officials believe. Retains High Rank While shifting away from swine, beef, sheep, cattle and horses during the past two decades, Pennsylvania has retained the rank of the eleventh among the states in total value of the livestock on farms, not considering poultry in which this Commonwealth takes a foremost rank, but for which 1931 estimates are not available at this time. The states outranking Pennsylvania in livestock are Ohio, New York, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minn- esota, Jowa, Nebraska, Kansas, Texas and Missouri. The total value of horses, mules, cattle, sheep and swine was estimat- ed at $110,125.000 on January 1 this year, compared to $136,093,000 on the corresponding date a year ago. At the beginning of 1330, the estimate was $178,449,000; 1929, $181,149,000; 1928, $165 000,000; 1927, $138,000,000; 1926, $145,000,000; 1925, 1924, $157,000 000; 1923, 1922, $160,000,000, and 1921, 000.000. 3 Pennsylvania is more swine, being surpassed ippi River, OR LESS THAN 7 CBNTS A DAY YOU N HAVE A TELERHONE IN YOUR ME COLUMBIAN TELEPHONE COMPANY - New York and value of Common- only by Illinois, Ohio, Wisconsin. The aggregate livestock on farms in the wealth on January 1, Atlantic States. In value of cows, Pennsylvania stands 5th among all states, being surpassed only by consin. The various classes of livestock were valued by the Federal State this year as follows: Horses and colts $30,797,000; mules and mule colts, $5,557,000; cows and heifers 2 years | and over kept for milk, $53,160,000; | other cattle and calves, $12,856,000; sheep and lambs, $2,169,000; swine including pigs, $5,686,000. The major portion of the increase | in livestock value, where a drop $15,640,000 in estimated value was experienced in spite of an increase of 26,000 in number of head on farms. The number of horses and mules | was estimated at 347,000—a decrease | of 12,000 during the year; all cattle! and calves, 1,398,000—41,000 more nt Chicks hicks | Donegal ri, Farm 0 i A. M. WOLGEMUTH, S. C. W. LEG ) i From Blood Tested Heavy Laying Strain Free 0 Our Flocks are culled by Experienced Poultrymen. i joprietor QRNS om Disease. GET OUR AMAZING LOW PRICE] Phone pes jum MOUNT 0 Per Ton rg $11.50 Stove, 11.50 Nut 11.50 Pea 9.25 3 Tons or More From Mines ton less | F. HL. BAKER ME OC OO0000000C a = — than last year; sheep and lambs, 491 000—an increase of 10,0060; swine and pigs, 655,000—an increase of 13, 000. EW COAL PRICES | » 7 0 * 0 0 oF * * bs * * + * »* * E> * * * a » 3 * x Believe It Or Not! THESE NEWS ITEMS WERE TAKEN FROM OUR EXCHANGES A kitten with seven claws in each front paw is owned by Mrs. Charles E. Kent, of Portland, Me. Cow With Goat's Appetite Leigh, Lancashire, Eng—A cow slaughtered by a butcher here con- tained 18 articles, weighing four pounds, 13 ounces, including a long file, chisels, bolts” and nails. Milks Cow 4 Times a Day Chadrcn, Neb.—Lester Heiser has a cow that he has to milk four times a day, she gives so much milk. He milks at 4 A. M, 10 AM, 4 P M, and 10 P. M. The cow gives 68 lbs. of milk each day. IRR, Rabbit Frozen in Tracks Sweet Water, Tenn.—A rabbit was caught in an unusual manner here. It ran a short distance and stopped suddenly, seeming unable to raise its feet, according to John Gibboney, the manager of the water plant here. In- vestigation showed that it had run onto a large piece of sheet steel and its feet had frizen to the frosty sur face. Beast Damages 5 Houses Pittsburgh, Pa.—An explosion fol- lowed by flames in an unoccupied house in Wilmerding, near here, raz- led the building and two others on either side, damaged two adjacent structures and sent two families to the street in night clothing. The blast was the second in the Pittsburgh district in the last 24 hours. The first, at Bridgeville, razed three houses and damaged others. i ! $141,000,000; , $162,000,000; | $199,- | one of the five livestock states east of the] represented one-third of the total in all the North | dairy | lowa, Minnesota, New York and Wis-| Crop Reporting Service on January 1! { they lip. our Looking For ..BARGAINS! ll Want to Purchase a The Horse Causes |I Road Complaints (¥rom page 1) le Code,” the Commissioner said. | “Sub-Section G of Section 801,” he continued, “is most emphatic on this question of warning lights, It states that all vehicles not required in the Act to be equipped with the specific lamps, shall carry one or more lighter lamps or lanterns, displaying {a white light visible, under normal atmospheric conditions, from a dis- tance of not less than 500 feet to the front and rear of such vehicle. | “The only exception to this is ve- ‘hicles loaded with hay or straw in bulk. However, drivers of wagons | hauling hay or straw can help add to | Met a onelegged man the other highway safety by the simple exped- | day and 1 asked him how he met with ient of hanging a white cloth or hand- | his misfortune, stating that I pre- kerchief from the rear of their wag- sumed he was in the war. on. The headlights of motor vehicles | He replied: “No, I attended a party will pick up this white signal and it | about a year ago and some one spill- will help to avert accidents.” i ed his moonshine on me.” Children using the highways at | {night in the rural districts were also | we urged by Commissioner Eynon to car-; Just ry white handkerchiefs as signals. | They should either be carried ] worn on the arm, he said adding that from they were the cheapest safety signet / | | CASH PRICE $5.60 Your Local Dealer also carries this or anothe well known Waffle Iron within this price range Most of the Prohibition jokes hear nowadays are not witty. wetty. A little chap came home school the other day and said: what is excelsior?” “Dad, he knew of, | ORDERS ARRIVE FOR SPRING A scone Pennsylvania Power & Light Comp Many applications for forest tree | seedlings are being received by the | ___ _ Pennsylvania Department of Forests to one of his and Waters for delivery during the candy you coming spring planting season be- disagree "with ginning about the middle of March. her?” | Requests for trees are being filled | The man replied: “Heavens, no!” in the order in which they are re- it wouldn't dare to.” ceived. hence early applicants will | em have first choice of stock. Owing to A certain chap here who Was &r- (he fact that the quantity of some rested recently said: “You certainly varieties, such as red pine and Nor- can’t fool the authorities these days. way spruce, is limited. John W. You gotta have a birth certificate 10 gojjep Deputy Secretary of the De- prove that you were born.” partment, iggests that prospective . planters place their orders early. Two sizes of trees are available in A fellow went to Hostetter’s Hard- | ware Store the other day to buy a ra- | zor and asked if they were guaran-' teed. SPECIALS FOR THIS WEEK er’s Latest Craze Cigar ........... 2 for 5¢ or 100 for Two Bucks. Try them. Stock $1.75 50 Bitiner Straight $1.85 Cigars or Staple) $1.75 ood Cigars at Reduced Prices of Dr. Plum Pipes at $1.50 Each Dan Brubaker said customers: “Did the | bought for your wife POOR Too ir Dearbeck ~ the other Met Margie Also a Ful day and she said: “I feel like Miner- io State Forest nurseries for distri- All 10c.Chewing and 3 1 25 ; va today.” buti is vo re y C Sey daa bution this year. Seedlings range in Smoking Tobacco PKS8S. sald: "Minerva who: height from 4 to 7 inches from the All 15¢c and 16c Chewing and Smoking Tobacco Lucky Strike, Camels, Chester Old Gold, Piedmonts, all 20’s Fresh Jumbo Peanuts daily “Minervous wreck.” [ground to the tip and sell at $2 per thousand. Transplants, small seed- Two young fellows from the High jings which have been transplanted, school took advantage of the short gre larger and stockier plants, have session one day last week and went |arger root systems and sell at $5 to Lancaster to the Capitol where per thousand, |they said they heard the Bologna Among the kinds of trees available ' | song. It went something like this: gop planting are white, red, pitch, { “Tonight You Bologna Me.” |and Scotch pines; spruce, larch,’ TT red oak white ash, and walnut. Ad- I think it would be well if some qitional information concerning the |of our young girls would look before methods of planting, and descriptions of varieties on hand may be obtained | by writing to the Pennsylvania De- { The other day a fellow here missed partment of Forests and Waters, at a train and a lady from the country Harrisburg. | | asked me how it happened. ! ~~ I asked her if she ever saw the | steps back at our station and she said: “Yes.” Then 1 told her that he didn’t. She replied: H. A. DARRENKAMP MOUNT JOY, 3 Doors East of Post Office o x Q J & OQ Oo Oo Os O & x, O oO x 0 0 & O 0 J O & &J XK oO EO x Oo 0 J J Oo 0 x & x * J) & OQ & 0 x O J J 0 x Q State Military Reservation Com-' ey mission proceeding with purchase of | land between Indiantown Gap and Manada Gap for new State National Guard annual encampment, — | Neale and William | IPOD IID I HAT AI SIFFS TIT FHI why take chances with poultry feeds? Why experiment when you can obtain from us a prepared feed with known values .. all carefully worked out in conjunction with the staff specialists of BARKER, MOORE & MEIN CO. Today, make it a point to call, write or phone for full information about these superior aids for the poultry raiser. B. S. Stauffer & Co. Lawn & Bellaire, Penna. Annie’s teeth are nearly gone, Annie's feet are flat, Annie leaves depressions Wherever she has sat. Annie doesn’t dance so well, Y'see she had the rickets, | I love her though, because her pa |, matter how full it is. x x x Ingram—C. N. ie 4 3 3 J vs | € Sells the movie tickets. | Arse | & | J I I 3 x LJ x + J + | Neale opened repair shop at No. 2550 Baldwin Road under the firm name of | Neale Bros, { i The other day we heard of a man Prohibition is about the only thing gy, j5 50 fat thai whenever he want- | I know of that works both ways. The 3 to pe measured for a suit he had bootleggers usually cash in and so 90.10 hire a couple of Surveyors. a lot of the customers. | One of the high school boys was Joe Detwiler, the barber, asked to use the word fascinate in a| fellows if you'd call a girl your main +006. | | support because she always stood | Here it is: “My girl has ten hooks | pe —— - - —— you up. |on her dress but she is so fat she | EN SEE rt p— 5 | can only fasten eight.” y : irant Gerberic wants to now he NEW and USED just how many people can tell their | grandmother's maiden name. Scientists claim that women are | better car drivers than men but I presume that's because they can use A tramp appeared at a Marietta oth hands at all times. street home the other day and asked for something to eat, The lady said: “You can't be so poor, es, Shafting & Pulleys Jim: What has become of the old- my good time girl who used to go down in the man, if you wear spats. {cellar and bring up a skirt full of He said: “Dem ain't spats, lady. apples? | Dem'’s de cloth tops left of my shoes.” | qm: Ay, she brings up an arm full Ar of bottles now! Whenever anybody wants informa-! | tion they usually come here. Don't Some day a girl may find a man | know whether they are trying to find who won't take advantage of her—but out just what a fellow knows or if the tombstone will probably be too | they want to save fees. Just the heavy for her to lift. | ‘same a lady had the nerve to ask me ae 3 ea | why Officer Elmer Zerphey was like yf there's anybody anywhere wants | = FEES ERE a plece of music. a good dish washer, kitchen help, of E I told her because they both have |gnvthing of that sort, apply at beats. ;office. We have a fellow here who is | lever open for that kind of work with She asked me another question but'pyt one restriction to the job—there | that one would better be told than myst be plenty of wimmin in the] | atch Cleaning Machine, Automatic printed. { kitchen. | Machines, also Electric Weld- Fellows my advice to you is, if at| En that just reminds me: They i first you don’t succeed, try, try again cay Paul Diffenderfer has turned ! wear- | 1 | feminine. At least I saw him —but not the same girl’ ling an apron last Thursday night | faults, it can do {man can’t do. It can go home straight | DON W.GORRECHT, MOUNT street car has its| Esther said he didn’t want her to Prices Reasonable something that a 'sit the crease out of his trousers. |. A WISE OWL I'm BE EEE EEE ERE REE EEE Although a | 1 | J