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WEDNESDAY,
JUNE 3rd, 1931
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CC. PA.
JUNIOR-SENIOR DINNER
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T'S caps-and-gowns, class proph- | stration, clicking the keys in time [apricots in dice and add to eight
ecies and class parties again. an orchestra. At the close of | cups melon balls and eight cups
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And when the class of ’32 enter-|the demonstration the papers may | banana cubes Add the apricot
tains for the class of ’31 there passed among the seniors for [syrup from the can of apricots,
must be the cleverest entertain-|inspection, and if they prove to |four cups of orange juice and one
ment, the swankiest decorations |be letters to ten senior boys they |cup lemon juice. Sweeten to
and the most breath-taking ban-| will be most interesting. taste. Chill well and serve in
e ye lanned by aspiring : + i tail cups.
Lover lana > os rng Then it will remain for the cups
Juniors to Jordy | Home HBeonomics cl to pre-| Tomato Bouillon: Add to on
A livelv and spectacular event 5 omato Bouillon: di 0 One
: iTV wey pare, or at least to serve the ban-|and one-half No. 10 cans of toma-
is a vaudeville show or revue, fol- 1 oF eit are 2 dell Avi. a
~~ quet—the most important event | toes, four quarts water
lowed by a banquet or dinner. The | 13 oni er Tne ota 4 Py Sind oe
: of the evening. Junior girls in {jeaves, one teaspoon p
first act may be a fashion show, | white franc £4 oY ey : it
a re 1 . | white caps and aprons, tied with | one sliced onion, two teas
with masc ine as well as 5 Ii the senior cinsy colors. and Lrave oD.
3 an 3 to be ¢ Ts >
TR 5 1 ER ® also painted with these colors, i it poon
5 affair h elee-c star : 3 :
Soe os ae gleecmn oo will make most attractive S ri Y in
Nor mig a song writte ym X
b hor mh oroon a. f one WIiLlen | waitress If the class treasury 1
2 Tho class With himor: :
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A good act for the commercial all to four cuns of
course will be for ten pretty girls Melon, Banana and Apricot | Then add one cup chili 1
tn give a typewriter sneed-demon-| Cun: Cut two No. 214 cans of !eerve nn the Spiced Salman. *
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, China’s Right to Title
of “Mother of Gardens”
The late €rnest H, Wilson, who was
undoubtedly tiie world's foremost au-
thority on plant introductions from
China and keeper of the Arnold ar-
boretum of Harvard university, re-
marl that hina 18, indeed, the
Mother of for of the coun-
tries to whic our gardens are the
most de indebted she holds the
fore 12] 10 ”
is hardly a garden in this
country or Europe that is not in-
debted to China for the plants that
embellish it. The forsythia, the Yulan
magnolias, the peonies, the parents
of our modern roses, be they hybrid
tea, rambler or palyantha; many of
the azaleas and primroses, peaches,
orances, lemons and grapefruit have
been brought to us from China.
ie Portucuese
1516 and tool
reached China In
hack with them to their
settlements ip India the sweet orange,
which was later introduced into Por-
tugal. Mr. Wilson says that, so far
as he has been able to discover, this
was the first plant taken to Europe.
From that time to the present era
there has heen a constant flow of new
plant introductions from the East ta
Europe and America.—New York
Herald Tribune.
“Latah” Sufferers Made
Victims of Odd Pranks
An extraordinary disease called la-
tah is prevalent in the Malay states,
a contributor informs the Sydney Bul-
letin. To anyone who has never seen
latah hefore, the gesticulations of the
sufferers appear at first funny or of-
fensive, until it is explained that a
p n flicted with it will, if sudden-
ly startled, fall 0 a hypnotic state
d imitate the ture of anything
in sight For instance, an old wornan
di! led by a bicycle bell will
v tly e tl pedaling of a ecy-
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Colorado. Ac to the orig tt
vanished ¢lif dw or 1 hi S
known, but it is evident that cer
turies ago these valleys were occupied
by a considerable, sedentary popula
tion, who had fixed homes and culti-
vated fields for crops of corn, beans
gourds and probably other things, hy
means of
tion. They made pottery, cloth, has
kets, ete., and stone implements, but
nothing metallic,
extensive svstems of irrea
Origin of Word “Dogma”
Contrary to common belief, “dogma”
#8 not originally a word of authority,
nor is it connected with “doctrine.”
“Doctrine” comes from the Latin
“docere,” “to teach”; “dogma” from
the Greek ‘“dokein,” “to seem,” whose
nearest relation in Latin is “decet,”
“it is seemly,” the ancestor of our
“decoant.” “Dogma” at first therefore
meant “that which seems to one,” or
“an opinion.” But when the early
Christian councils met to discuss the
essentials of the faith, what they
sought were the “opinions” held in
eommon by all orthodox bishops. These
were called “dogmas”; but since they
the agreement of so
Weighty a concourse, the word soon
acquired the sense of authoritative
truth,
Fortune in Croquet Box
A manuscript worth hundreds of
dollars a page was found in the lum-
ber room of an English castle,
One summer's day the guests of Lord
Talbot de Malahide decided to play
eroquet and sent servants to fetch the
mallets and hoops from their box in
an old lumber room. The servants
opened a box and. instead of mallets,
found a mass of musty crumbling
papers yellow with age.
These proved to be the manuscript
writings of James Boswell, the great
great-grandfather of Lord Talbot, and
among them were 107 pages of his fa
mous Life of Johnson. Only 16 pages
of this manuscript had been found be
fore, and their owner was offered $75,
000 for them.
Score One for Henry VIII
A lady's the Fifteenth
century wasn't particularly an agree
able one considering the fact that she
gat in the balcony merely as a spe
tator at the royal which her
lord Henry VIII, however, was
a cons ate old fellow, and allowed
the fair sex to enjoy the elegant food.
His queen, Cot 1e, presided at the
head of one table, and he at another
e party being assembled, and the
position in
feasts
wry,
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king and queen seated in their chairs
of state, it was the custom to begin
the ceremonial of royal banquets ob»
presenting hippoeras and wafers to
che sovereign and his consort.”-
City Kear
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Grow Profitable Lambs
Wether lambs that have been
docked sell for highest market pric-
es than do undocked ram lambs. It
is good business to follow the prac-
tice which is most profitable.
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Mr. Reinhold, a farmer and butcher
of near Mt. Pleasant church, will open
a meat market at Elizabethtown Sat-
urday.
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Grab your chair and hold on real
tight because here are some pretty
hot ones.
One of our local teachers said to a
class recently: “I want you to write
an essay of about 500 words on any
subject you like—your father's bi-
cycle, or some everyday thing like
that.”
A steady scratching of pens was
heard for some moments. Then the
teacher noticed that one pupil had
apparently finished. She went to see
Here's what she found.
“My father has a bicycle,” she
read. “He went for a ride on it yes-
terday. He had a skid. His bicycle
was smashed. That's about thirty
words. Father said the other four
hundred and seventy carrying the
bicycle home.”
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| I know a chap here in town who
{ felt like saying that many words.
| One evening last
accompanied by
week “Sixty” Groff,
his wife and daugh-
| ter, went to Elizabethtown on a vis-
{it. “Sixty” said he would take a
walk around town and return in an
hour.
After spending about an hour he
came to Mount Joy and when his
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the ar el
ed to town by the
rt Katz about two
weeks 0 Saturday night he went
to the barber shop, staved a bit too
iong and his wife went after him.
She opened the door at Hershey's
barber shop and yelled: “Bob Katz
here?”
Georgie Shatto in a very polite
manner said: “No, madam, we do not
bob cats here.”
Two drunks in an argument in the
| bark Decoration Day evening. One
| insisted that it was farther from
here to Philadelphia than it was to
| the moon because you could see the
moon and not the City of Brotherly
Love,
Two men were talking on a boat.
tell a girl's character,”
said, “by her clothes.”
said the other
Girls have more
can
man
George,”
“You
{ the first
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man, “Oh, dear, no.
no,
| character than that.”
| Two little boys were talking. One
said to the other: “Aren't ants fun-
{ ny little things? They work and
ay rv Lon
i work, and never play?
| «Oh, I don’t know about that,” re-
“Everytime
there.”
plied the other. I go on
a picnic they are
One on Dad
Two modern little girls, on their
wav home from Sunday School, were
| solemnly discussing the lesson. “Do
! you believe in the Devil?” asked one.
“No,” said the other promptly.
It’s like Santa Claus; it's your
father.”
I just discovered one that happen-
ed to a fellow from town recently.
He was operated on at a Lancaster
Hospital and just before the opera-
tion he asked the surgeon to see his
| operator's license.
Here's a fishing story just a little
too good to let go unoticed. Recent-
ly Paul Stoner, Cappy Mumma and
Clyde Mays went over to the river
fishing. They got there long before
! daylight, baited their lines and threw
{ them in. Not a single bite and when
lines laying on dry land. They had
not thrown in far enough.
Since we're telling fishing stories,
this one may not be out of tune.
A. Hobgood, member of the Kin-
Nature Society, Kinston, N. C,
this fish story comes straight
a friend whom he never knew
a fact. The friend was
fishing for pickerel and caught a
twenty-four pound fish, dressing it,
he discovered a two-pound chub in-
side. The chub was dressed in
turn. It containf@ a perch weighing
half a pound. Inside the perch was
the minnow used for bait.
ston
says
from
to distort
were all attention
Iron when Stoner
The fellows
down at the Grey
told their experience and Cappy
Mumma climaxed it with this one.
He said one time while on his way
to Drytown he stopped on the cov-
ered bridge near the printer's sum-
daylight broke they discovered their |
Camels Find Rofuge in
Swampy Scanish Plain
may pass through trouhlous
rimes but there is one community in
that country which is not likely to be
&nitin
agisturbed whatever happens. This
is the strange colony of wild camels
which have made a home for them
selves in the lower reaches of the
Guadalquivir river, Many years ago
an attempt was made to intrody
camels for agricultural work in sou: h
ern Spain. The plan was not a suc
cess, and those camels which did not
die strayed off to fend for themsely
A few of them found a retreat in the
vast alluvial plain through which the
sluggish stream of the river winds its
way to the Gulf of Cadiz.
One could hardly imagine a situa
tion more unlike that to which a camel
normally is accustomed. The land is
largely water-logged and covered with
a dense growth of reeds and tfushes
many feet in height. From the human
point of view, the district is extreme
ly unhealthy, although animal life
flourishes.
At the least sign of danger the ani-
mals retreat to the swamps, where the
ground is so soft that it is impossible
for a man to follow. Of course, the
broad feet of the camel, which help
the creature to walk on loose sand,
have also stood it in good stead in
these marshes, where a horse or a
cow certainly would never be able to
travel safely,—Manchester (Eng.)
Guardian.
Diggers Uncover Grave
of Bronze-Age Chieftain
The 4,000-year-old grave of a Bronze
age chieftain is among the many in-
teresting relics discovered in the
course of digging pits for brick works
at Schleinbach, near Vienna. Twent)
one different caches, graves and Ii
from the Second ecentur:
B. C., have been laid bare. The chie
tain’s grave has been reconstructed gs
it was
ing caves
first discovered
and placed or
I'll bet my last winter's derby
! against your Aunt Martha's bussel
! that there ain't a guy around that
exhibition in the Lower Austrian mu
eum in Vienna. It contains two
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tons lying face upwards, stretched out |
her, in contrast to the skel¢
found i
tribesmen
These were placed |
hing position, the 5 bein |
vn np and in ehains woiocht. |
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H was chopping some meat
hash,
( e in he said bi 1 Hun
1 sg We went in. His is
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a rie
year
We whistled with amazement.
“How old are you, Charley?”
. eight.”
Fifty years a cook. Apparently the
hei ambitionlessness.
We left him to interview the cap-
tain
‘harley, back there—why does he
stick to cooking?”
Taciturnly the captain replied:
“Darn good gets $80
a month, sailor get $60.”—Philadelphia
Record.
reason—cook
Penguins Prefer Ice
When eight penguins arrived recent-
ly in Europe to be transferred to a
Continental zoo, they caused great
trouble because they found the climate
too warm. The penguin, whose home
Is in the Antarctic, loves cold weather,
and eflicials tried to devise a means of
keeping them cool. All plans failed
until a big box” was built for
them, and a “house” of heavy planks,
with a roof of heat-resisting tar paper,
vas erected in the box. Each day,
500 pounds of ice, cut in layers, was
spread on the floor, and then the birds
were quite happy. They slept on the
“ice
ice—standing up, as is their way!
Shrubs and greens surround the
“house,” and there was a lake where
the birds could satisfy their natural
Quaint Rental Payment
for English Freeholds
The ancient ceremony of rendering
quit-rent services by the city of
London took place hefore the king's
remembrancer, Sir G. A. Bonner, at
the Law Courts building recently. Oae
of the services is in respect of a piece
of land—the location of which cannot
today be identified — ealled “The
Moors,” near Bridgnorth, Shropshire.
The other is by ‘the tenants and oe-
cupiers of a tenement called “The
Forge,'"—on a piece of land once
used by the Knights Templar for their
tournaments
Law Courts
dates h.ck
and now
building,
more
covered by the
The
than 700 years,
ceremony
when
rents were paid in kind instead of in
cash. The city solicitor rendered ser
vice in respect of “The Moors” by cut
ting two small bundles of faggots with
a hatchet and a bill-hook. Thereafter,
he counted out. one hy one, six horse
shoes and 61 nails in respect of “The
Forge.”
over
the bridge wall his watch fell out of
his pocket and into the Chickies
creek.
while fishing at
caught a
opened
About a year later
that very spot he said he
great big carp and when he
the fish what do you suppose he
found.
One of those “know it all guys”
said: “You're going to tell us you
found your watch and it was still
running.”
“Not on your life,” said Cappy.
“When I opened that carp all I
found was fish guts.”
Grey Iron can tell a better one.
A WISE OWL
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FLORIN, PA.
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Community Sale
Wed. Evg., June 24, ’31
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Apples, Potatoes
MERCHANDISE
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FEEL
your hair
How long is it?
How many days
since it was cut?
10 IS RIGHT.
every 10 days.
Go Now, to
Hershey's Barber Shop
Agent for Manhattan Laundry
Haircut
BRING THEM IN
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