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‘by living owners.
especially
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Donegal Township, Florin.
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All Modern Conveniences.
along concrete highway in East
Here’s a good substantial
Why build when you can buy a house like this
for $5,500.00?
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REALTOR MOUNT JOY

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it is not what a man
but af-
Hello Folks,
does during wo king hours,
ter them, that breaks down his
health. Business is like oill—it
won't mix with anything but busi-
ness.
For the benefit of the ladies as
well as the men, I want to give the
i latter a litle sound advice. Instead
cheapest kind of a
wedding ring for your best girl, al-
her the very best you
can afford. Believe me it will come
in darn handy after you
ried and want to hock ft.
of buying the
ways buy
are manr-
After you're
your wife.
you can’t do
And then again.
married don’t lie to
You'll soon find
hat successfully.
ouf
Down at the Grey Iron the other
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| morning one of he bosses said:
i “You are twenty minutes late
l again. Don’t you know whet time
we start work at this factory?”

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it “Nope, they're always at it when
| 1 get here.”
| Seme people imagine they are
being sympathetic when really ‘hey
are (nly being inquisitive.
Women are fanny. The only
funnier people are men,
HOW IS IT BY YOU?
I love my wife in the Summer,
And I love her in the Fall,
But when she starts housecleaning,
I love her not at all.
They say a divorced woman is
the shrewdest sot of woman, but,
then a widow ain't so foolish, eith-
er.
about nature, making
healthful than straw-
It’s funny
prunes more
berries.

Our friend Jake Hershey tells a
good one on his friend Jake Sny-
der, the extensive contractor and
builder at Florin. This is a pair of
the best pinochle players in Florin
and recently when Snyder was ask-
ed to give an es.iimafe on a garage
he bid seven spades.

The modern Sunday wears us out,
And may we please suggest
| That we be given Monday off
| So we can get a rest?
| The Five-Day Week
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“Under no circumstances would
I marry a girl to reform her,” said
a Mount Joy shiek. “So far as I
can see most of their forms appear
to be all right already.”
A lady living here bought a bag
of candy at Darrenkamp’s, took it
home and gave it Ito her son, telling
him to divide it with his little sis-
ter. There were seven pieces and
mother watched him carefully. He
laid all the dandy on the table, saw
his predicament, ate the largest
piece and then divided equally as
he was told.

Just For Fun
“How long you in jail fo’,
“Two weeks.”
“What am de cha’ge?”
“No cha’ge, everything am free.
“Ah mean, what has you did?”
“Done shot my wife.”
“You killed yo’ wife
jail for two weeks?”
Mose?”
”
and only in

“Dat’s all—then I gits hung.”
’
The Dear Boy
“Did the children behave when
you bathed them?” asked the mis-
tress of the new French nurse.
“All but ze biggest boy—and,
mirableu!—how he fight and kick
an nearly tear ze face off me be-
fore I could gd: him in.”
“Which biggest boy—we've only
one boy, and he’s only two years
old?”
“Ket is no him at all,
"Tis a boy who wears
has ze curly hair.”
“Boy! Boy! That's
That’s my husband!”
I mean.
glasses an,
not a boy!
Dont forgdt that no matter what
kind of a frock she wears, even if
it has no past, it always has some-
thing to hide,
Many
days
her
a girl spends her single
looking for a husband, and
married nightls the same way.
Perhaps one reason marriage is
not always a success is because so
many inexperienced people go in
for it, :
A wife complained to a Chicago
judge that she believed her hus-
band, the father of her 23 children,
was on too friendly terms with an-
other woman. Flatterer!
“Shorn of her clothes, there's
mighty little difference between
Miss 1931 and Miss 1875,” declares
“Phylis” in a Sunday paper.

“We'll bet a dime we could tell

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HEALTH TALK
VYRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE
B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
the

office of the
Pub-
Service indicate that
throughoul: the nation there is a
general of
ditions. And while Pennsylvania
been affected only in
a few definite localities, now is the
time to take steps to prevent the
spread of these manjfediations, in-
sofar as [that is possible;
especially to appreciate the value
of the common sense rules that are
applicated to cases of this charact-
er,” said Dr, Theodore B. Appel,
Secretary of Health, today.
“In the first place, everyone
should be particularly careful to
avoid draughts, wel: feet, undue
exposure, superheated and poorly
ventilated - rooms, and over exhaust-
ion, indeed any type of conduct
that tends to lower resistance, in-
cluding late hours and excesses of
all kinds,: Moreover, unless the
necessity exists, lthe average person
should not visit the sick room of
the sufferer.
“Reports from
lic Health
Certainly, if space
requirements are ample, the well
and the ill should occupy separate
sleeping quarters.
“However, if in spite of caution
or because of lack of t, one should
become a victim
influenzal class,
step is bed. I
pay to
the first safe
decidedly will not
tempoyize. The “Only a
cold” psychology, illogical at all
times, certainly has no place in
such a s'tuation.
“The second step is promptly to
call a physiefan.. Everything, need-
less to say, must have a beginning.
And frequently lthe early stages of
an influenzal infedidion do not
cause particular discomfort to the
victim. But it is foolish to wait
until a well defined blaze has de-
veloped, when one is already aware
that some hing is smouldering.
Therefore fight fu with early and
proper trea.ment before its power
has developed,
“The third
restrain
and final
one’s enthusiasm
apparent recovery. Many
make ithe sad, and sometimes the
fatal mivake, of conclud'ng that
they =e well simply because the
acute stage of the infection has
passed. The fact remains that the
one of the pecularit'es of this type
of dicease is that actwal recovery
is slow, and Ihe possibilities of a
relapse greater than exists in many
other maladies. Therefore, let care
and carefully directed caution be
your gui.des.”
tM Ar
Game Prosecutions
Officers of the Game Commission
reported 335 prosecutions for vio-
lations of the game laws during
January., The total is more than
200 below that for the same month
last year, but is attributed to a
more prompt handling of prosecu-
tions brought during the big game

season.
nent EC
Sees Elk Herd
Game Protector William J. Da-
vis, of Clearfield, recently reported
having seen a herd of approximate-
ly 15 elk while he and Assistant
Game Protector Philip Sloan, of
Cambria county, were patroling
along the McGeorge Road. At-
tempts will be made to secure some
good motion pictures of the herd.
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Acc’dents Decline
The number of hunt'ng ac
increased somewhat
deer season,
ridents
durinz the last
which brings the score
to forty-s’x fatal and 211 non-fatal
accidents. The total fatalities are
under that of 1929, when fifty-
three persons were killed and
non-fatal ace’dents occurred.
eel AI
In order that a public sale, festi-
vel. supper, musical or any like ev-
ent be a c-ccess. it must
sieghly advertised. Trv the Bnlletin

day.
which was which, any

So Much Difference
There are so many, many people
with colds nowadays that the fol-
lowing is very much in order:
When he gets a cold she prescribes
and provides:
A complete
bed,
Hot drinks, baths and water bottles,
Quinine, asprin and flannels.
rest wih meals in
When she gets a cold, he says:
“You ought to do something for
it.”
One of our local politicians told
me Monday that elections and wed-

dings are exactly alike—the best
man never gets the job.
A fellow was hurt in an auto ;
The State cop, who
investigated, was asked if the man
was badly injured. He said: “Two
of the waunds are fatal but the
other isn’t so bad.
wreck recently.
Nature is certainly grand and
here’s my proof. Of all the funny
looking and other kind of people
in the world, any of their lips will
fit. Now ain’t that. sumpin?
clpims that
shingled
One of our barbers
flappers have their domes
to prevent leakage.

Love and sausage are exactly
alike because both.are full of mys-
tery.

I'm beginning to think that mon-
ey spent on permanent waves IS
money squandered. Who on earth
. 1
sees the curls in these days of short
dresses.
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Polly Acted as
Peacemaker

Cy DOROTHY DOUGLAS
(Copvright.)y
DOLLY
breath
wasting
I simply won't have any
Pom." Edith's
and her
you re Just
thing
cheeks
do with
flushed
nore
were eyes
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bo snapping
“Well. 1 think
catty
much
have
you are acting like
girl, You know very
Tom loves yon.or he
asked you to marry
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a narrow
well ‘Low
| wouldn't
him.”
“Then right to make
engagements with a girl he was en
to before. She's probably jus!
come gn East to make
vim)
he's got no

up fo him and
him—even if she is married her
self Tom should have called me up
first, insteao of just relephoning me to
sity he had made an engagement for
tonight and hoped 1 would doll up in
meet
won't, so
my sweetest gof gowns and
old friend, Well—1
there!”
“But Edith, Susie's husband is along.
It was just to be a happy foursome.
“Yes. with me palmed off or hubby
<0 that Susie and Tom can talk of the
Susie.
dear days gone by. Nothing doing
Nhe can have Tom.”
[*olly stood up and pulled on her
chiffon scarf.
“I'i sorry you coutdn’t have hidden
vour jealousy.” she said, “and vou
have hurr Tom to the quick. He was
so proud of
but
see things in
von and wanted ro show
{ vou off, perhaps in time you pill
a broader light’
from her
tried to be a bit
om’s troubles
and
Edith
She had scarcely sat down fo pon
der on love affairs in general when the
telephone rang
RIE fair to
“Polly, this is Tom again. You
can't do anything with her, can
you? You're a good sport for tryinz
I wish vou wouldn't mind my asking
you to he Edith, just for this evening
Polly gasped. “What good would
that do?”
“As a matter of fact, Polly, 1 hate
her She's
ane of my boyhood friends and it hurts
to a tir! who won't meet
— ee —
to have hor see me in a mess like this
It wonld be all over my home town
md people who dont know Edith
wonld wet the impression that she’: |
narrow
glad to help you out, Tom,
just
“BH he
said Polly
at seven. Ta. ta.
hnshand proved
von ean call tor me
Susie and
most charming
slightest doubt
Polly charming
Bur then
eyes were a
that they, too, found
who wouldn't?
mixture of mauve
deep blue and her lashes long and up-
turned. She was gentle and apparent
ly much in love with Tom Tom
would have heen only too pleased to
have had greater possession of Polly
during the evening but Susie’s hus
| hand saw to it that no such thing
' happened. In fact Tom felt something
like a thundercloud enveloping him
as he watcened Polly and Susie's hus
hand having dance after
one but themselves.
Susie glanced amusedly at Tom’;
troubled eyes. “Tommy, Bert is just
doing that to tease you and to give us
plenty of time to chat. We love each
other so dearly that we couldn’ even
think vf any one else seriously.” She
put a sister,y hand on his. “Don’t he
jealous— jealonsy up many Aa
happy offair She’s a perfect
darling. Tom. and you see-—she’s not
i even carinz how much yon and | are
together. Khe (rusts youn—you
| do the same She's worth it.”
| Tom smiled suddenly and returned
the pressure ot Susie's warm fingers
“I'l try not to be jealous and per:
haps. vou like Polly so much
we may stop off at Cedar Rapids on
our honeymeon and visii you.
that?"
“Polly,”

breaks
ove
since
said Tom. an
your
Polly went home and tried to shake |
shoulders |
having Susie know that 1 am engaged |
“I' doll ap quickly and
and there was not the |
his |

Polly's |
and |
dance to |
gotlffer an” having no thought for any- |
must |
How's |
hour later. |
{when he had Polly trucked carefully !
heside him in the taxi homeward
bound. “1 told Susie that 1 would
bring vou out to visit them on our
hon ymoon.”
| Again Polly
“Edith and | are not exactly twins,”
she told him. “How will you explain.
I'm sorry, as personally 1 think Susie
and her hushand are both perfect
1 wish they lived in the East so
that 1 could make friends with them.
I do think. Tom, you might have beeu
a little thoughtful of Edith (f
hid her first and
+ asked her
| engagement,
as she did
gasped.
dears
more
you telephoned
she might not have felt
You must remember Edith
is a wee bit jealous, but that is not
unnatural.”
Tom heaved a sigh.
are right, Polly.
Edith now.”
“Why the—now?” questioned Polly
and kept her voice from trembling
though her heart felt suddenly like
bursting into song.
“Because, dear, 1 love you.
there be any chance in
Polly,” he cried. “There must be a
chance—1 don’t think I could live if
you love any man but me. However.”
he laughed triumphantly and folded
Polly into his arms. “I'm not going to
kick in and 1 have already promised
Sue—you know.”
“We couldn’t disappoint Sue,”
said happily.
but I can never love
the world—
Polly

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is now the life of trade, according
to the advertising experts who me’
to attend the International Adver-
tising Association convention. The
delegates at this meeting heard a
number of interesting things.
Among these was the statement
by Charles Stelzle, New York ex-
pert, to the effect that if churches
do not advertise their ‘ware’ —
spiritual upbuilding and moral
betterment for both the individual
and humanity—they cannot hope
to arouse interest among the mass-
es and fulfill the obligations plac-
ed upon them as parties to the
general spiritual movement.
“advertising is greater than any
single moral force we know of to-
day. Advertising brings about
changes for the betterment of life
itself, changes which fuse into the
social and political life of the na-
ion.”
It is now generally admitted by
economic forces everywhere that
advertising is the most important
development of modern business.
And it is also coming to be realiz-
ed that newspaper advertising is
the best kind of paid publicity. In
the convention just mentioned the
delegates who were advertising ex-
perts, agreed that newspaper ad-
vertising affords the best publicity
medium for the churches and all
church activities.
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good,
I have a proposition here that won’t require a big
sum of money to handle. Business will include dwell-
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MOUNT JOY, PA.

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