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A man from Donegal Springs
told me that the young people of
today are as hard to understand as
their parents were at their age—
and believe me he said a mouthful.

Frequently a woman’s ideal is
shattered but more ofien he is only
broke.
A lady at Florin made this re-
mark in, my presence recently:
“Pearls might come from oysters,
but some girls get diamonds from
nuts.”
Now I know why a neighbor of
mine continually sings while in the
bathtub. He lost the key wo the
door.
Pat a puppy on the head, or con-
gratulate a man on his intelligence,
and you'll have them both eating
out of your hand.

Just; before she went to school
the other morning a little girl here
asked her mother if she couldn't
wear a slave necklace so she didn’t
have to wash her neck.
A certain chap in town came
home a bit stewed the other night.
He was making more noise than
usual and awoke his wife. When
she reached the kiichen he was
busy trying to ge. ‘the canary and
the cuckoo clock to sing a duet,
mile
dress
A few days
A farmer lady about a
from town saw a beautiful
che liked ati Lancaster.
later when her husband went to
che county seat she told him to
bring her one of those beautiful
jerseys. He did but imagine her
surprise when he arrived home
with a jersey cow.
The best way any woman will
tell her exact age or nearly so is to
buy her a string of pearls—a pearl
for each year.
A lady at Florin says: “Those
who love only once age fast.”
A man at Salunga tells me that
he likes the modern furniture
much bé:ter than others. He claims
it doesn’t matter how many chests
of tools the children get, the fur-
niture doesn’t look a bit different.
A young lady who had missed
her train was stranded in a small
country station. “Where can I
spend ‘the night? she asked an old
man nearby. “I dunno,”
“I guess you'll hefter sleep with
the station agent.” “Sir,” exclaim-
ed the girl. “I'll have you know
Im a lady.” “That's all right,”
said the old timer. “SO is the
station agent?’
he said.

A young lady « I know
an eye for business. She is engag-
ed to two men a: once and now
she is trying to figure out how to
gue both of them for breach of
promise.
sure has
“Just lagi week
monica, and now
mony.”
I bought a har-
I can play har-
‘“S’nothing—three years ago I
bought a violin, and now I play
vilely.”
She was only the nose doctor's
daughter bw: she sure knew her
no’s,
Two Mount Joy street women in
an argument, One said: “I don’t
tell everything I hear.”
The other: “No, you haven't ihe
time.”

A fellow came to Eshleman Bros.
for a new suit ahd Ralph told him
he gets an extra pair of panits with
it. The customer said: “Throw in
an extra coat and vest and I'll take
Two women, one real fat and the
other just the opposite, occupied a
seat on a Mount Joy Mrolley car.
The thin one said: “They really
should charge by weight on these
cars.”
The fat one said: “But if they
did, some people could never get a
ride. The
company couldn’t afford
to stop for lthem.”
He who dances! must pay the
fiddler, was the remark heard at a
recent; dance here. Just then some
fellow said: “I agree with you but
I hate like the deuce to pay that
saxophone player.”
Recently two gnus escaped from
the Philadelphia zoo. I asked one
of the keepers if he had any re-
ports about his gnus andghe said:
“No gnus yety”
A certain young chap here said
to his girl Sunday night: “Are you
Ethel’s roommate?” and she said:
“Yes.”
He replied: “I thought that lip-
.~
‘the same.
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— uN JOY
HOME HEALTH CLUB
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOx THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER

Continuing the subject of night
coughs.
When what is called the ‘night
cough” comes on, in spite of treat-
ment for bronchitis, it is usually if
not always, a matter of nerves only,
and so, when you can soothe these,
all is soon well.
Although this sort of thing has
been called night cough, it has been
done 80 only because it is chiefly
through the night that it disturbs
the patient, but it may come on at
other times, and treatment will be
It is often the change of position
in lying down that brings it on; but
in that case, it is still irritation, of
the nerves which causes it. The
blood, urged on by these, creates the
irritation. In other cases the cough
comes on when the spine becomes
heated in bed. This does not occur
after a few mornings of the cooling
and rubbing have been enjoyed.
No one can adequately imagine |
how great the relief is which may be *
given and how many lives might be
saved by these simple applications.
Whooping cough may be aggravat-
ed by these night coughs. Whooping
cough is a disease which causes the
death of more children than any oth-
er, and yet is so lightly regarded
that many parents take no pains
whatever to prevent their children
from acquiring it.
A simple remedy for the whooping

cough, which may be used in the
home, is this:
Procure a supply of garlic, Peel
the hard outer shell from the little
cloves which make up the garlic,
chop the garlic up finely, spread this
out on a cloth, and cover with anoth-
er thin cloth, make two poultices,
each one the size and shape of the
bottom of the child's feet. Rub a lit-
tle Frigidor Ointment over the bot-
tom of the feet, and then bind on the
poultices, not too tightly, but after it
is well applied, put on over all, a
pair of stockings so the poultice will
not be kicked off in bed.
ly to the skin, it is liable to blister,
so a thin cloth must be laid over the
poultice, and as before directed the
bottoms of the feet well covered with
Frigidor.
The poultice should be applied at
night and the little victim will sleep
quietly and restfully.
Early the next morning you will
smell the garlic on the child's breath
and you will know that it is doing
its work well. The same poultice
may be used 2 or 3 different nights.
The severe attack of the whooping
cough becomes a very mild attack
and is soon over with and no bad ef-
fects.
All readers of this
at liberty at all times to write for
information pertaining to the sub-
ject of health. Address Dr. David H.
Reeder, 3 E. 31st St.,, Kansas City,
Mo., with at least 6 cents postage.
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publication are

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Night coughs or coughs caused
by a cold or by an irritated throat
are usually due to conditions which
ordinary medicines do not reach.
Rut the very first swallow of Thox-
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lief. Thorine works on a different
principle, it goes direct to the inter-
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Thoxine is pleasant
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stick tadved familiar.”
Joe Sheaffer says they stopped a
six day bicycle race in Chicago re-
cently because the participants
were peddling without a license,
a certain little fellow
his sister's new
I asked
here how he likes
beau and he said: ‘‘fl2’s a chump.
The other night he gave me a
quarter and then took her out for
the evening.”
Two fellows in front of the post
office Sunday night, One said. “It
cost twice as much to get a date
now as it mused to.”
Other said: “Sure, but its worth
it.”
They tell me that bees travel
three hundred thousand miles to
gather a pound of honey. But we
should worry. Its worth it.

While out autqging the other day
some one in the car asked Anna
Hinkle if that was a Jersey cow
over there. Anna said: “I don’t
know. I can't see is license from
here.
A WISE OWL

accepted his dismissal, and had turned |
, girl's bare toes toyed with them, as
i lips.
If the raw garlic is applied direct- |
Repeat every few nights until cured.

PA.
Little Weaver’s
Romance
By HELEN ST. BERNARD
FHC OHHH
(Copyright.)
s LACK, clack-clack; clack, clack:
clack.”
The old loom stood in one end of
the low veranda which fronted the
log cabin of Jerry Logan. Clarey Lo
gan’s bare feet were shifting the har
ness that carried the warp, while her
nimble hands were throwing the shut-
tle back and forth with a regularity
and a grace of movement that were
the rhythm of motion. Clarey was
eighteen, and she was as pretty as
the wild hydrangeas that grew on the
mountainside. She smiled at her work,
and occasionally a burst of song would
issue from her throat. She was trying
to convince hetself that she was In-
different to the loss of Zeke Odom
whom she had dismissed with a fiery
denunciation, only the night before.
Zeke had been to meeting with Sallie
Black, and Sallie was a notorious flirt,
Zeke had denied that he was Infatu-
ated with Sallie; ano he had vowed
that he loved no one but Clarey. But
Clarey had been badly out of humor.
and she had delivered a “piece of her
mind” accordingly. Zeke finally had

Fr
sadly a vay.
“Clack,
clack.”
Now. a smile; again, a burst of
song. Faster flew the shuttle from
(larey’s hands. Presently her lips as-
sumed a queer twist, and two tears
came to her eyes. Slowly the pedals
of the loom harness came to rest. The
clack-clack; clack, -clack-
she leaned forward against the frame
of the loom. Her bosom rose and fell.
and a sob broke from between her
Suddenly she sat upright again.
her teeth and lips came firmly to-
gether; and again the “clack, clack
clack” of the old loom resounded down
the mountainside.
“Ef Zeke Odom ain't got no more

sense ‘an to fool away his time wi’
Sallie Black, he ain't no feller o’ mine.
nohow,” she declared to herself.
“Clack. clack-c¢lack.” A more rapid
movement was given to the harness
shifting, nnd the shuttle flew faster.
Clarey was weaving a piece of line
sey-woolsey she had started sometime
before. Into the warp of it she was
weaving many colors of wool yarn.
A skirt made from it would be the
admiration of the countryside; and no
one could produce a cut from the loom
as smoothly finished as one that
Clarey Logan could turn out.
“What for?” The question suddenly
bobbed up in Clarey’s thoughts. *1
ain't got no call to dress up none. now.
I reckon.”
Once more
stop, and the
Clarey’s hand.
the pedals came to a
shuttle slipped from
She leaned against the
loom frame. She was dejectedly tired
Presently she was aroused by the
sound of a footstep coming from be
hind the cabin Some one was coming
up the spring-branch trail. |
“Mack, clack-clack.” the loom was |
saying. when a figure strode into view
at the end of the veranda. ‘The vis.
itor was Dave Moore.
“Whar's Jerry?’ he asked in hur
ried breaths.
“Gone over to Saddle-back,” an- |
|
swered Clarey.
“Lord, 1 reckoned I could git him |
to Zo over to Odom’s an’ let "em know |
about Zeke.”
“About Zeke? What?” Clarey had
sprung from her seat. |
“Zeke’s go' bad hurt in a log jam |
down at the river; and I="
Jv this time Clarey was speeding
down the spring-branch trai! toward
the river She knew the logs in the
river were to have been released to-
day. and she knew what it meant to
have a jam in the siream. Zeke
Odom was the leader of the log-boom |
hands. and he knew no fear. He
would take any risk to speed the work
in his hands. Clarey's thoughts ran
rapidly with all of these things. as
her hare feet heat a rapid tattoo along
i the hard trail. over jagged stones. and
and |

thrusting aside the undergrowth alonz
her way. A knot of men were gath
ered upon the bank of the river.
“Don’t had into
Zeke.” one was saying. “Never see ¢
im afore in my life.
eared like he jest wanted one o’ them
im.”
know what Zot
so reckless
logs to come end over, an git
“Git back!” shouted Clarey. “Don’t
yuh know Zeke's got to have air?”
She began shoving men to the right
and to the left.
In a woment the girl was upon her
knees, with a arm under the injured |
man's head. “Zeke, honey,” she cried, |
“open yuhr eyes, an’ look at me? Hit's
Clarey.” |
“We throwed water in his face.
some one said, “but yuh see, he ain't
come to?”
“Zeke! Zeke!” Clarey was sobbing
now, “Yuh got to come to, honey
yuh jest got to!
jest know 1 would!”
Zeke had gone upon a voyage of
silence that lasted for twenty minutes:
but something now came glimmering
through the haze of his vision. and
finally his cyes cleared to an object
which brought a wan smile to his lips
A moment later his arin went ahom
Clarey’s neck. and he held her against
his breast.
“It’s Clarey?” he murmured.
“Yes; hit’s Clarey. Zeke,” she cried :
“an’—an’. Zeke—1 take hit all back.
what 1 said!”
reckon yuh had a right to say
it. Clarey. honey reckon I'll come
around all right purty soon Thet old
tng jest gi’ me a rap thet 1 been
a needin’ Clarey '™
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fat are needed to supply these
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