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LADIES receive respectful at-
tention and courteous service at our
bank and their accounts are con-
ducted with utmost care. The sin-
cerity of our interest in their finan-
cial welfare has made our bank
particularly attractive to the fem-
inine patrons.
We are
glad to open small as well
as large accounts.
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FIRST NATIONAL BANK & TRUST GO.
OF MOUNT JOY
We Pay 4 Per Cent. on Savings

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None that’s on the rocks either but a good, substan-
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anything like that interests you, investigate this at once.
I have a proposition here that won’t require a big
sum of money'to handle. Business will include dwell-
ing, auto truck, etc. Present owner will cheerfully help
get you started.
Now don’t sit and think, ACT. Come and see me or
phone and I'll call.

JNO. E. SCHROLL
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See by the papers that the Govern-
i ment has. contributed eleven’ million
dollars to enforce the Prohibition
| law. Gee whiz, if those bootleggers
| would only behave for a while and
| Uncle Sam could keep that money,
they could knock that much off our
| taxes.
| If the Federal authotities decide to
i run those 27.000 barrels of high pow-
er beer they found at Rieker's Lan-
! easter Brewery, into the sewer, a lot
| of our fellows.hope they'll wait till
| Summer—then they will all go swim-
min in that city's sewer outlets.
In all his screen stuff Tom Mix,
always gets the best of everything
but when the owner of the 101 Ranch
Show sued him for damages and a
jury awarded the show man 90,000
smackers, it was just too bad. It
will take a litlle actin, on Tom'’s part
to make that up.

Over at school in English class the
eacher assigned a gomposition to be
written and it had to obtain 250
words. The next morning one boy
was asked to read his.
This is what he had written: “My
dad was driving his new car one day
{ and he had a puncture. The other
| 236 words are not fit for publication.”

{ You will remember that last Fall
. Ab Weaver, from Drytown, won an
| Austin automobile and only had it a
few days before he sold it. I never
knew just why he got rid of it so
' quick but now I know. When he was
bringing it home he got stuck on the!
level concrete road below town and
when he discovered the trouble, some
one had thrown a wad of chewing
gum away and the little car stuck to
the highway.
Ab says just before that happened
it suddenly got so dark he thought
he wa$ going thru a tunnel but when
it got light again, discovered he had
run under a Greyhound bus.

Ore of my Gravel Hill friends was
out for coons during the latter part of
the season and he heard an old moth-
er Raccoon say to her children:
“Now, remember, dears, you must
always watch your step, because you
have the skin the college boys love to
touch.”
’ cette
Instead of Walking
The other day a young lady walked
into an accessory shop and asked if
she could buy a parachute.
The clerk asked her what she want-
ed with a parachute,
“l have a date with an aviator,”
she replied.
A woman from over near Lawn
fasted for forty days. Afterwards
she received offers of marriage from
thirty Scotchmen.
Over at Maytown a teacher asked
a pupil the meaning of the word
dimple. The girl said it was a lump
inside out.
Roy Sheetz tells me that some one
from a nearby high school basket
ball team called him by phone and
asked if he would come ‘there and
pick out the stiffs, then possibly they
could win more games.
After you're thru eating one of Ros-
coe Hassinger's rabbits you don’t
have to eat a dog just so you have a
chaser.
Two little boys were talking,
said to the other: “Aren't ants funny
little things? They work and work,
and never play.”
“Oh, I don't know about that,”
plied the other. “Every time I go on
a picnic they are there.”
One
re-
they arrested a man at Lan-
caster for robbery, the man whose
house he had robbed went tothe
Police Station and asked ta see the
After
thief. When brought face to face he
said to the robber: “How the thun-
der did you get into our house
that my wife didn’t hear you?”

“Rufus, did you go to your lodge |
meeting last night”
“Nah, suh.
pone it.”
“How is that?”
“De Grand All-Powerful
Most Supreme. Unconquerable Poten-
tate dun got beat up by his wife.”

Simple Subtraction
Nine little hot dogs
Sizzlin’ on a plate,
In came the boarders
And then they were ate.
Met a certain lady at Lancaster
Saturday night. I said: “What's the
idea?” and she Teplied: I frankly
admit I am looking for a husband.”
I said: “‘I thought you had one.”
She said: “I have and I spend most
of my time looking for him.”

A lady at Forin has a plump little
son and I asked her if he is still so
stout.
She - said: “Heavens yes; He had
the mumps three weeks before pap
and I found it out.”
“There was a blow. Somebody fell.
We got up. Turning upon our antag-
onist, we succeeded in winding his
arms around our waist, and by a
quick maneuver threw him on top of

Invincible (
We dun have to pos’-|

us, bringing our ‘back, at the same
time, in contact with the solid bed of
the printing press. Then, inserting
our nose between his teeth and clev-
erly entangling his hands in our hair,
we had him!”
Opportunity knocks at every door,
but it usually ducks before most of
us can open the door.
THE DIFFERENCE
She gave her heart to the handsome
youth,
The youth with a sweet mustache;
She gave her heart—but her hand
she saved
For the gray-bearded man whose
lip was shaved
And whose pockets were lined with
cash.
A WISE OWL
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A Pec OF A TIME
N this era when it’s fashionable | many a mediocre law-student is a
young
things who used to think a grid-
dle had something to do with the | concoct a perfectly excellent cup
are seeking the |of coffee.
are
with
in the
Psychp-analysts
in this
male characteristic the result of
desire harking back
to the days when they were con-
stantly being shooed out of the
were little
boys who wanted a finger in every
to” be feminine, sweet
grid-iron,
and their
seeking admittance
them. Men love to
kitchen, anyway.
would probably
varsity
kitchen—- swains
along
get
discover
a repressed
kitchen because they
pie.
Parties and Parents
So away with repression.
or from
ended too
the theater,
drive that soon,
mother’s son as well as
ter. But speaking of mothers,
bacon and amiability.
Have a colored apron and a
mission for each one in the crew
—whether it’s chopping ham, beat-
ing eggs, or introducing these two
loves to a new mushroom com-
bination and thus providing a
You'll find
that the more work you supply,
the less you'll be distracted with
And you
may be ‘surprised to find that
triangle in the skillet.
ukeleles and things.
Fling
wide the portals of the pot-and-
pannery and the very next time
the gang follow you home from
a’ moonlight
lead
them all into the kitchen—every
daugh-
if
you want to continue in the good
graces of your parents, the, morn-
ing after the party, be foresighted
and see that you have the neces-
sary cans and loaves on the. shelf
—and eggs, oh, by all means eggs
and bacon, so that the morrow’s
breakfast will not be sans eggs,

Fo cook gone wrong, and that
an only average dancer can often
Scatter your forces if possible.
Make space in the dining room
for your chafing dish operations
—a, lobster and shroom New-
burg.is a job for at least three
persons, and the electric toaster
takes two to operate, one to
watch the toast and the other to
burn it.
Then while everyone is as busy
as” can be, slip into the breakfast
nook, or some other informal],
place and set the* table in its
merriest mood. A colored peasant
cloth, say, in blue and orange,
orange candles to flicker their
radiance into bright blue glass
goblets, quaint, “inexpensive ash
trays of foreign origin, and some
of those delightful cats and dogs
and owls and creatures whose
caricature appearance belie their
real salt and pepper purpose.

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Bring on the Eats
The best part of this midnight-
supper is that your duties as
hostess cease the minute yeu en-
ter the kitchen, and so do your
responsibilities. It isn’t your fault
if the coffee boils over or the rare-
bit is a bit too rare. Anyway,
they’ll ‘all bave a peach of a time
—and so will you. But if you
want to provide a perfect ending
for your perfect party—here’s a
tip. Prepare one dish in advance
—one dessert you know is going
to be simply gorgeous—say, a
Sweet Peach Pie for your peach
of a party. Here are other sug-
gestions worthy of thought: *

and sauté with
of butter for five
chafing
spoons of flofr and
smooth.
of milk and stir until thick
creamy.
one-eighth teaspoon pepper
add one 6-ounce can (1% cups) of
lobstér meat which has been left
mm
slightly-heaten egg volks and two
teaspoons lemon juice.
enough to cook the egg slightly,
but do not boil.
triangles.
Sweet Peach Pie: Sift together
one
one-third
eighth teaspoon salt.
in one-half cup shortening.
one
tablespoon of cold milk.
egg is large and makes the mix-
ture too soft,
of the milk.
Roll out like ordinary pie-crust
and fill the pie tins.
should make one generous-size
pie shell!
(500 degrees for 10 minutes).
Fill, when ready to use, with well- 0
drained canned
(from a No.
Sprinkle grated nutmag over the
top, and cover with one cup of,
sweetened whipped heavy cream.
This serves six persons.* |
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Lobster |
burg: Slice one can of mushrooms !
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Sweet Peach Pie
Cocon
and Mushroom New
four tablespoons
in a
four table
stir until
Add gradually two cups
and
Add one teaspoon salt,
and
Then
minutes
dish. Add
few grains of nutmeg.
large pieces: Last, add two
Heat only
Serve on toast
of flour,
and one-
Rub or cut
Add
then one
K the
and one-half cups
cup sugar

egg, beaten, and
omit some or all
Chill the pastry.
This amount
Bake in a hot oven
sliced peaches
2% size can).
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Told of Lincoln’s Safety |
The phrase, “plumes delivered, nuts |
safely” was a secret code which was
sent to Harish Pa., when Abra- |
ham Lincoln h rrived in Washing-
tor} Sout Arr hie tothe Pra | The new Ford hds more than
idency. His original route of travel
Ey One ve], | twenty ball and roller bearings
hich had been ; through Baltimore, |
ad to be abandoned because of the |
bitter- feeling against the Union in | EVIDENCE of the high quality built into the new Ford
ws Fy hy os In | we % Shi is the extensive use of ball and roller bearings. There
arrishurg to ork secretly ang | 1
took a train from there to.) are more than twenty in all — an unusually large num
Washington. Several books of Lin- | ber. Each bearing is adequate in size and carefully
colniana state we © hs | . .
2 Shy 1 ie that the code had no selected for the work it has to do.
specia significance other he . . : >
those words had been a Bar At some points in the Ford chassis you will find ball
Lincoln's safe arrival, bearings. At others, roller bearings are used regardless
of their higher cost. The deciding factor is the per-
Coureurs Dos: Bois formance of the car.
The coureurs des bois, later called The extensive use of ball and roller bearings in the
Ws esl, forest rov- new Ford insures smoother operation, saves gasoline,
ers, uring the French regime im- . 3 Sv sek tok.
mense forests covered Canada, which Increases speed and power, gives, quicker pick-up, de-
teemed with fur-bearing animals, creases noise, and gives greater reliability and longer life
an Bieter and the conse- to vital moving parts.
quent fur trade wit h is -
pealéd. to Same Ro Te md ap Other outstanding features that make the new Ford
mdre than farming. and as a result, a value far above the price are the Triplex shatter-proof
| leita Bune took to the former glass windshield, silent, fully enclosed four-wheel brakes,
Emr nari] foe onisile Strate due sheen
new ' : 1:
Canada. They figure picturesquely in ers, aluminum pistons, chrome silicon alloy valves,
early Canadian history and in subse- three-quarter floating rear axle, Rustless Steel, the ex-
quent ficken, tensive use of fine steel forgings, and unusual accuracy
in manufacturing,
Lobster’s Speed
One unacquainted with the lobster 3
would not give it credit for much Tue New Forp
speed but it is a graceful swimmer TowN SEDAN
and possesses the power of shooting
with’ great rapidity through the wa-
ter. That is accomplished by the
broad plates at the end of its tail.
These, put in motion by the powerful
muscles connecting them with its
“ody, strike the water with immense
force, enabling the lobster to project |
itself many feet. Observation has
shown that one stroke is sufficient to |
aropel it from eight to ten yards in a
second—the speed of a fast sprinter.
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No Standing Still OW PRICES OF FORD CARS
To reach the port commonly known & $
s “Success” we must sometimes sail t Oo
vith the wind, and sometimes we must
wil against it. Conditions determine F. 0. B. Detroit, plus freight and delivery. Bumpers and spare tire extra
his matter. But the outstanding thing at small cost. You can purchase a Ford on economical terms through
s that we must sail, not drift nor lis the Authorized Ford Finance Plans of the Universal Credit Company.
t anchor.—Grit.
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| Containing Eight Rooms, All Modern Conveniences.
| House has Slate Roof.
aed POULTRY HOUSE 12x12 FT.
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| Corner property, along concrete highway in East
Donegal Township, Florin. Here's a good substantial
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for $5,500.00?
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