EDNESDAY, DEQ. 17th, 1930 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JUY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE
! “Then give my wife a glass, | guests had Mr. and Mrs. Arthur W. BBIT A LA KING
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OE 0 ts B43 i oo Bo 30d odode feof loaded edo doses OWL- L AFFS said the autoist.” Feeser. 2 cups jk soled andl Heat
A chap - looking for a job the| Gordon W. Smith will arrive dice) :
other day, gave us a hum-dinger to | here to-morrow with three shoe {1 cup rabbit stock
J He said that he worked on! {yunks, two double chins and a 3 tablespooks butter
4 the theory tha. you can always | pomeranian. . 2 tablegpoors cornstarch
iw find the kind of a job you are ARE 1-2 cup mushrooms (sauted)
ly 1 red pepper %(sliced)
a person looks into the |} green peppek (sliced)
| bowl of a brightly polished spoon | tablespoon Niger juice
he always sees his reflection upside | 1 egg
| one! | d ywn This is because the coneave | [lew sprigs
{ part that holds the peas, or what- Salt and pepper %
| Who Can Beat It? ever the person has in his reflect- Dissolve the in the
They were bulchering over at|.. is concave. If the spoon were milk, add the rabbit stock, bring to
| Charlie Berwier's, near Kinderhook | fiat the image would appear inside boiling point and chok five minutes,
; constantly; § th dd th
{ the other day and made two sau- and the peas would roll onto stirring constantly; en a e
out and e pe ou ITS | peppers, rabbit and Bait of the but=
sages 18 and 21 feet long: George the floor. To illus rate, in eating her and lemon juice bring te
, Mumper, who was helping, told me | 5 plate of soup images are thrown | yoni. point “and Ln slightly
they made one so long that while from the plate to the mouth and beaten a Saute the mushrooms
Charlie was in Columbia selling off d-op back into the plate with a |in the remainder of the butter and
of the one end, they were still splash. This is called refraction, | use them and the finely chopped
busy stuffing it at the other end |and you ought to wear a bib. parsley for garnishing. § Serve on
. | out home. { That is why the letters in alpha-.| toast. 4
wf rr | bet soup must{ ® put in upside
Well folks,—we will haw take If the average woman's clothing | down in order > make the Er DRESSED RAB IS
our pretty blond typewriter In OUI weighs eight ounces, ain’t it a appear right up in your Sold by i
| arms and write you a few lines of | shame that they wear such heavy mouth. Otherwisq would mince ROSCOE HASSING
| non-sense. shoes, | your words at eve. uthful and | 204 Mount Joy St., MT. JO PA.
: | couldn’t read what “3 weve eat-
The weather must be getting | Should Apologize | ing.
| colder—some of our older girls are A certain newspaper in giving The rays that skrike in the exact
weaving stockings again. an account of a wedding, said that center of a spoon are reflected
ra the groom was a well-known col-|straight back, but those that fall
rol lv |
But we've solved the riddle of [lector of antioues. No wonder the jon the curved sides are turned out-
| women’ ages at last. We've found bride got sore, especially since she ward and crumbled off by Mary, °
{ that betwee n the age of 15 and 25 | wag an old maid. |the waitress. ; ven Enjoyment
is the “muddle age” and from 35 —— A flat surface, such as a knife,
| to 45 4s the “middle age” and be- A certain lady in town was no. reflect the light rays from forSmokers
o . ween 50 and 100 is the “meddle scolding her husband while going {a point and accordingly you see
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Whatever your job printing needs may be, we can take care of age to Lancaster the other evening. | yourself right side up, if you hap- of Dipe and...
i . | Tree Qhe said: “Don’t you know you pen to be eating with it. That is .
them and turn out a job that will be a delight to the eye. The * 1 heard govern of our hould always give a lady half of | why the reflection is right side up, Cigarettes
iia s | chaps talking about our girls and |p. road?” ! while the stains on your vest are
importance of good printing cannot be : €0 | frequen:ly they spoke of the grape- He replied: “I always do when I! upside down and your table man
It increases the value of your advertising matter 3 ithe kind. Pas at i new to me | find out which half of it she ners are hindside before. An Eng
. | anc inquired when one chap sald: | oie lishman will drop his “H’s” wheth-
tenfold. We can take care of both big and ° e.| “They’re ‘the kind tht sock you in amis. er they're Bo ki aan:
small jobs at exceptionally low prices. Tine eye when you squeeze them.” Over school the teacher asked side up or upside down.
EER me of ils: “WW is > 4 'ISE OWL
Work turned out promptly — no tine “thi 1 think it Goo) fs DUNS: Who is the Le aA Wi OWI
waiting. Come in and consult us would be well for somebody, a Pupil: “Thomas A. Edison. He |
inti | chap like “Zip” Peris for instance, |invented the phonograph and the Plant Furnishes Water
on your printing problems! who would experiment and develop so people would stay up all in Pay#gent for Food
Estimates cheerfully a cocoanut that would grow inside | njght and use his electric light A plant which food from
out so folks would’'nt mash their pps? nother plant gro be
furnished! thumbs when breaking them open es as the host plant, yet in oy 4 RET
a hammer, I really think he They tell me that once upon a] way harm but rather be olit tahoe hoST,
could do it because he doped out iia we. hid a man Re here | grows i: tie ort of oh VP — Low-Fare
how to salt peanuts without tak- who actually believed that he could | Californis Week-end Excursions
ing them out of the shell. have his pants pressed free by let- Adding further t its peculiaritic 4s Between
STE ting a steam roller run over them. the fact t CEE cellent MT. JOY, PHILADELPHIA
One of our motorisis here tells! ya tried it without taking them | food for m yet grows in an srea © HARRISBURG, ALTOONA
me that these new four wheel | where only a to G inches of rain fal and. all
intermediate points
Bd brakes on motor cars are not near annually. \ : : le P
| : i —— Ti in each direction
as good at stopping a car quickly A farmer near town received a 1 plant Js thie Ammmohroma, or by
RA 2 : i £ at : a.
Vm as the old fashioned telephone pole. | on containing some fowls. He sand re ot, and was first seen in 1028 | § Pec. 12-13, 19-20, 26-27
CH i rmbt Srote io the sender, informing him] IJ Wile lien, so far as the record Speci, round-trip tickets wiil
. -. If there isn’t move employment (hat the crate was so badly made is concerned. It was found, however, | | be sold NE ay afternoon, and
in town I fear Christmas will only |hat it had come to pieces when he that the Paavo Indians were familiar | i all day Sgturday, with final
be the twenty-fifth of December to was taking the hens home with him with the plant, and for generations |@ return limb leaving destina-
: re i a wn dizeine the roots, which ex tion not late™than midnight
a lot of our folks here. and they had all escaped, and, af- bad hat n dizging the roots, which ex- te t 1 er Sund =
: : tend 3 to H feet into the ground. In of the followin unday.
2? » ter much searching, he had only a : :
. ; : py spite of the depth to which the roots One-way fare plus, 25 cents
A friend of ours suggested that|succeeded in finding eleven of : ‘i
x : : extend, they are easily drawn up out for the round “wip
we give a newly made bride a|them. In due course he received f a > ty =
2 or : : of the soil. (Minimum 51 cen
shower—and one wise bozo in the [the following reply: It has little or nothing in the w f
3 r ’ oi y 11s » Or a way o
crowd said; O. K. he'd bring the “You were lucky to find eleven| jaqves. : ; : a ys
I 1 i ep eaves, and the only flower is a sand- .
soap. hens, because only sent you six! colored blossom, which lies close to Pennsylvania Railroad
We asked a local friend of ours They were telling a certain fel- he nin Bn dn of De play
wha: he was going to get for his |low here that the men on that Safe appetizing and
wife this Christmas, and he said he | Harbor Dam job were stricking for Lacking green coloring matter, the
didn’t know because he hadn’t had |shorter hours. He said: “I'm with | plants are unable to manufacture their F E E L
any offers yet. ‘em. 1 always did say that sixty | own food, and obtain it by attaching
minutes was too long for an| themselves to other plants. In return Yo i} Ir h a i r
An autoist drove up to Sammy | hour.” the root system of the Ammobroma
Gillums’ Service Station west of supplies the host plant with the vital, How long is it?
town and said: “Have you some of | Mr. and Mrs. Arihur W. Feeser, | life-giving water. How ‘many days
that gasoline that stops knocking?” iin town, had dinner guests last Ea since it was cut?
“Yes sir,” was the reply. night because last week dinner 3 ;
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5 a WE HAVE
CHRISTMAS C CA N DIES QUALITY
WITH FAIRY FLAVOR MEATS
HERE are few stories on the |about to trouble the dreams, as | \pricot Fudge: Melt :
sueives uf growa-up literature the near-tragedy of Hansel and [squares of chocolate carefull en
—even of the Celective or adven- | Gretel. without Add two cup
ture type—which can BIVE us the Wise mothers who knoe the ca-| of sugar and mix well. Then add K II’ M t M. ket
fll) fat sume win He pli Is pacity of chiilren for holidey |tiwo-thirds cup of condensed 1 ra S €a ar
of Hansel and Gretel, lost in the | goodies will do well to put plenty | one-half ¢ ate AD r :
great woods and far from their |of fruits in the candies and 2 pro- wT Pon 5 h West Main St., MOUNT JOY
father’s cottage when suddenly vide an “assortment of delicious |Let cook, without stirring, to 234
hey ams on le Jelly candtes, too. The following Jagress. Add two tablespoons of
1Se, roote : rake, fairly cov-| recipes are tested and will work | butter, letting it melt over the to} 1 3
ered with candy, and the very win-| gut exactly if you'll just follow | without stirring, cool to 120 de Famous Chincoteague
dows themselves made of trans- directions accurately: grees, add two-thirds cup of Salt Oysters
parent Sugar: You a Prune Jelly Cubes: Press the chopped dried apricots and beat Nh
ARO ite bird Gre 1 14 ig contents of on eight-our can of until creamy. Pour into buttered “Wn .
NN It in Its Hight they fresh prunes through a sieve, mak- | pans. c : Ice Crean 2 Groceries and
reached this amazing candy cot- ing a purée. Add one-half cup of ea andy Basis oa
tage, and Row Greta] pushed. a Pectin syrup, one-half cup of sug-| F lain Fondant: Mix the follow- Confections
a tr a Sp gt ont BE Jeet
. yo & es on 0 } anc > CUPS sugar, one-tourth
dow and dawnrebn the ground boil until the thermometer regis- teaspoon of cream of tartar and BRANDT "BROS
J - ters 222 degrees. Pour into | one cup of water. Wipe aown th
Candy, 6andy Everywhere greased pans so that the mixture | sides of the saucepan with a Mount Joy Street Mount Joy, Ps"
The nearest approach, in reality is about one-half inch thick, and | cloth. Cook to 240 degrees without
to this sort of es heaven nd let cool. Let stand over night in | stirring. Pour onto a wet marbl HOW ARE YOUR SHOES?
that day a week or so before De n lin slab or enameled table top or int 4... ‘DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
when the holiday can- SL Ba. 3 » YOu | 3 large greased platter a let coo -
fa oe pl to Ey may 4p the cubes in chocolate or | ¢, a Th or Bg ee THEM IN
white fondant bonbons—some of ed tondant. with a short, square spatula, al
which have been dipped into all| California Penuchi: Cook one ays working ok and forth Cl HOE
of the appetizing shades of the eight-ounce can of grapefruit and | never in circles, until the mass
rainbow, and crowned with nuts three tablespoons sugar to a thick | creams. Then knead in the hands REPAIRIN
or cherries—brittle bits of taffy, | Jam, OF to 222 degrees. Mix three|a few minutes, place in a bowl,
snipped with scissors off long taffy pd Drova SEAN Notts cup | cover with a damp cloth and al- .
ropes, and chocolate in all of its | condensed milk, two-thirds cup |jow to ripen for twenty-four hours:
Ei) enticing shapes—fudges, car- | Water, three tablespoons white |If you wish to keep indefinitely, Hamilton Sangamo
amels and fat chocolate cream |COTR syrup and three tablespoons |pack away in a covered air-tight “ee Electric Clocks
drops! This is a fairyland of butter. Cook to 230 degrees. Add |jar in the ice box. From this fon-
goodies indeed for youngsters— the grapefruit jom and continue | dant you can make a variety of Oto 328
something to look forward to and boiling to 234 degrees. Cool to|honbons by merely adding nuts or
dream about. And if these are |120 degrees, beat till creamy, add- | fruit and coloring as you like: DON Ww.
wholesome home-made sweets, | ing one-fourth cup pecans, at the |or you can make chocolate creams

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there’ll be no witches lurking last. Pour into buttered pan. by dipping pieces in chocolate.*