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|
{Well Folks, if you believe the
| Bible is a lie and that your grand-
dad was an ape and all of the star-
spangled hot-air that has been
broadcasting,—we warn you not to
{read this column to-day, because
we are very apt to say something
that might ruffle up your monkey
fur a bit,
We sure had a funny one here
Thursday evening. Hank Weaver,
of Elizabethtown, and Young Fee-

{sey, of lebanon, were out celebrat-
ling a little Thursday evening.
They went to Joe Hershey’s barber
shop where ach cut the other's
hair. © The hair cut was quite sim-
'ple—one swath of the clippers up
the back of the head and another
up past each ear and the work was
finished.
Immediately after the
work they went to a dance,
artistic

There sure is a lot of satisfact-
(ion getting hit by a motorist on a
one-way street. You can always
[tell which way you're gonna fly
| when you get socked.
| eee
| They tell me that we have a
‘member in our Friendship Fire Co.
who always wants to let a fire
burn up a bit so you can see what
you're doing.
| A chap here was struck
automob’'le and he looked as thou-
gh a cyclone struck him. He said
he did'nt mind a thing except that
he had just had his su't pressed.

by an

Here's one happened over at
.ebanon recently. A fellow there
stole a cow, tied her behind his
Ford and then drove over to Eliza-
bethtown on low gear and swapped

Mrs. Cow on a gallon of moon-
shine,
| Did you ever know that we
have a deuce of a lot of second
| story men right here in Mt. Joy?
| The kind that tell their wives a
{story and if she believes it they
| tell their second story,

|
| . .
{ One of our local hunters claims
i Ais .
that he always did like snipe hunt-
ing much better because you don’t
chase them on horses.
|
{Shorty Engle
| knew how to
| which he buys
look like pullets,

says he wishes he
get the old hens
to reduce so they’d
Had some foolish questions pop-
ped at me again. One chap said
| that he bought Wildcat Oil at 26
and asked me what he should do.

I told him: “Regret it.”
| Another bird asked me the best
{way to get a good pull anywhere.
I told him to get a real strong rope.
A man told me yesterday that if
times don’t darn get better,
most of the Christmas buying will
be alibi-ing,
soon
An inventor has perfected a ma-
chine which cleans, scrapes and
cuts off the head, fins and tail of a
ten-pound salmon in thirty seconds.

Just wait til our laundry hears
about it,
Fifty gallons of wine were re-
cently stolen from an Ohio jail.
Oh, well, no doubt the police know
where they can get some more!
And in view of the increasing
popularity of very small autos, one
should look both ways and down
before crossing the street.

School Days
School Days, School Days,
Prohibition rule days,
Sleuthing and sniffing
And frisking flasks,
Learning to sample
Suspicious casks.
Though you instructed in
and Rye,
Most of the lessons
were Dry,
And you made me forget
The ocean was wet
When we were a couple of Drys!
Scoteh
you taught us

Would You Believe It?
Four weeks after, “Bossy,” a
cow owned by Q. Q. Cuthbert of
Bojack, Iowa, swallowed an Inger-
sol watch her twin calves were
born with wrist-watches strapped
to their tails, Twenty years later
when “Bossy” was butchered it
was found that the watch she had
swallowed had grown into a mahog-
any Grandfather's clock, and had
gained twelve hours.
Aleck S. Mart, Columbia Univer-
sary cyclist, fell asleep in 1921
during a six day bicycle race.
When he awoke last week he was
informed he had won 69 races, be-
side the open golf championship
of America,
A WISE OWL
—

TO THE LOVERS OF
GRIDIRON SPORTS
| ium
{MOUNT JOY AND LEBANON GAME
| ENDS SCORELESS

held
Jackets of
| to a scoreless tie Sunday afternoon
the fast
Lebanon,
The
Hebron
local
Green
gridders,
field at
closest
Mt.
games of
lon the Brown Athletic
Joy, in one of the
the season with both squads playing

a good brand of ball.
{ The game remained nip and tuck
for a good part of the time, aside
from several spurts in which both
| aggregations featured on separate
loccasions.
The playing ability of both Mount
Joy and Lebanon, was exerted to the
| limit at times, but neither squad was
able to score a marker at any time,
despite the fact that numerous op-
| portunities presented themselves to
| both aggregations, nor was either
(team able to get nearer than their
own 12 yard line at any time of the
clash.
Through the fast
Herr, flashy Mount
back for 15 to 25 yards at a
coupled with his long, hard, swift
punts for 45 and 50 yards, Mount
Joy was enabled to gain considerable
| territory during the first half, and
ymanaged to outplay the visitors
[ from the Lebanon Bologna town, in
practically every phase of the pig
skin art.
During the greater part of the en-
tire first half, the ball remained in
the Mount Joy territory, as a stone
| wall defense on the part of the Mount
Joy held the visitors to few if any
gains in yardage.
One aerial attack after
enabled Coach Brown's eleven
gain consistantly until they
their own fifteen yard line,
{lose the ball on downs, as
Amos
half
time,
end runs
Joy, right

neared
only to
one for-
ward pass after another was blocked, |
knocked down, fumbled or otherwise
few |
incompleted with victory only a
vards away.
| mm .
I'he second half demonstrated a |
(reverse in offensive playing,
| found the Lebanon Jackets slightly
|
| Greenawalt, fast for
visitors, executed long,
| sational end runs for 20 to 30 yards
at a time.
| Lebanon 25 yard line, and short
| gains by Kiscaden, Shalk and Grace
[enabled the visitors to reach their
112 yard line, only to lose the ball on
full the
several
back
sen-
| downs just a dozen paces away
{ victory. Similar forward passes and
[long haard punts brought Lebanon |
near their own goal line on several
occasions but last minute tosses for
‘a touchdown failed to reach their!
|mark as Mount Joy frequently inter- |
[ cepted, blocked or knocked down, the |
ball to hold the score at a scoreless |
tie. The defense of the Mount Joy |
|line, and hard plays by Halbleib, |
chatz and Niese, also featured the!
game. 1
Lebanon (0) Mount Joy (0)
Kiscaden .... L. E. .... J. Schneider}
Stuky ......... L. T Kauffman
Shirk 1. G ..... ..Cramer
Bachman ...... GC. .Showalter
Gain ........ RG H. Schneider
Shalk ..... R.. 0. 0.0 Klugh
Dietz ........ RoE. ..... J. Germer
Mentzer ...... Q B. ...... Schatz
Brandt .... L. H.'B. .....R. Halhleib
Shoemaker.... BR. H. B. ...... Herr |
Greenawalt ...... FB. .......Neise
Score by periods:
HEBRON .......... .. 9 0 0 0—0
MOUNT JOY ........ 0 0 0 0—0
Burkholder
Krinch for
Substitutions—Hebron:
for Stuky, Grace for Shirk,
Dietz, Strickler for Brandt, Grace for
Shalk, Gingrich for Shoemaker. Mt.
Joy: Gutshall for Kauffman, G. Germ-
er for Cramer, Sloat for Showalter,
McCord for H. Schneider, G. Halbleib
for J. Germer, R. Halbleib for Schatz,
Minnich for R, Halbleib, and Pennell
for Neice.
L. Ellis. Head linesman—Schneider.
Time—12, 15, 12, 15.

Matter of Orderliness
More Than Being “Tidy”
If you talk to some folk about their
lack of orderliness, they tell you, more
than that they cannot be
bothered. Somehow they seem to love
It is always odd to
see a man happily doing his work in
the midst of a pile of disordered
papers.
often not,
their disarrays.
It is all very well to enjoy such un-
tidiness; but it not seem eco
nomical; in fact, it is surely a waste
of two things: time and pleasure.
Time is, of course, very important in
these days of speed, and to the ma-
jority of us the probability is that
pleasure of orderliness is of second
importance. I am not so sure that it
is not almost as important as the sav-
ing of time. We must not rule out of
our consideration psychological values,
and that is what pleasure in work is—
not only for ourselves, but for others.
Disorderliness in a home, on the
bench or desk or table, is not pleas-
ant to look upon. Besides, if we are
orderly in our work, we shall be order-
ly in our mind; that means more ef-
fectiveness, and therefore greater sue-
cess. We have no right to do any-
thing, or have any method or lack of
method, that retards progress.—"G. H.
G.” in London Tit-Bits,
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Ancient Cannon Linked
With Japanese History
An old Dutch gun was recently lo
cated In the Kunzaki shrine, Saga, by
Prof. Chozo Muto of the Higher Come
mercial college of Nagasaki, who is
| an authority on the history of the
| early Christian civilization, It has
( for a long time remained unknown to
the public, but when Professor Muto
visited the shrine and saw the gun, the
| marks it hears were declared hy him
| to be t&ose of the United East India
| company. The gun has also a letter
| H on it, and Professor Muto believes
| this to stand for Hoorn, a city in the
| Netherlands, where there was a
| branch office of the trading company.
| History records that on the out-
{ of the riots in Shimabara and
Amakusa by the Christians in 1637
against the Tokugawa government
rule, the government ordered the gov-
ernor to mobilize 100,000 troops to
bring to an end the civil disturbance,
The governor succeeded in defeating
the rebels the following year with the
assistance of Dutch men-of-war, which
were then anchored off Nagaraki,
Professor Muto connects this histori-
i cal fact with the gun that has stood
| unobserved in the grounds of the
Mainichi,
break
Kanzaki shrine. — Osaka
Japan,
Cinema Traced to Idea
of Photographic “Gun”
Although it is not possible to say
that any one person definitely in-
vented the cinematograph, writes the
Paris correspondent of the London
Daily Telegraph, a large share of
credit for the development of this
machine is undoubtedly due to the
great French scientist, Etienne Marey.
One of his pupils, Prof. Charles
Richet, in recalling his outstanding
achievements, described him as “the
immortal creator of the cinemato-
graph.”
M. Marey made important contribu-
tions to physiology, as a student of
the circulation of the blood, to medi=-
cine, to flying and to the cinema. Pos-
sibly it was his interest in the move-
ments of animals, and particularly
the flight of birds, which led him to
concentrate hls attention on the mak-
ing of “moving” pictures. In 1882 he
made a photographic “gun” with
which he was able to take sixty pie-
tures a second of birds In flight. By
1893 he had produced serviceable
cameras and projecting instruments,
and it is claimed that these were the

first true cinematograph recording
and projecting machines.

| Growth of Brain
According to various authorities
quoted in Halls’ “Adolescence,” the
size of the brain increases but little
after eight years. It reaches its maxi-
mum size at about 12 to 14, though
there may be a very slight growth be-
tween 20 and 30. In old age it grad-
ually loses weight and size. “In the
| boy of 15, the volume of cell bodies
is already on the average 124 times
their size at birth and by 30 will have
increased to 150-fold. Cells constitute
but a very small part of the total
| brain, so that they can increase many
fold and not affect its total
size or weight.”
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greatly
Organized Beggary
While begging in Japan is not the
fine art and honorable calling that it
is in some parts of China, nevertheless
cities there
in Tokyo and other large
are hundreds who make their living
by soliciting alms in public. Competi-
tion incident to a highly commercial-
ized age has made it necessary for
these mendicants to organize, and a
beggars’ guild now enacts and en-
forces beggars’ law. The operations
of these persons are limited to three
hours each day and they have a
Communistic way of sharing their
pickings.
Ebb
The San Diego divorce court sud-
denly came to life. It was the wife
who was suing, and for a moment they
thought she was a poet,
“My husband,” she declared, “re-
minds me of the way the ocean is at
times.”
“You mean he's so grand,” encour-
aged the court without cracking a
smile.
“No,” snapped the woman, “I'm re-
ferring to ebb tide—when it's all go-
ing out and nothing coming in."—Los
Angeles Times.

Too Fluent
A war-weary Tommy, elated by
prospects of going on leave, was ap-
proaching the docks at Boulogue, He
had just asked the French porter
some question. A torrent of explana-
tory French followed. The soldier,
weighed down by haversacks and
equipment, stood stolidly listening and
gazing intently at the porter. Finally
the verbal torrent ceased. Then Tom-
my spoke again. “And ‘ow does the
chorus go, matey?” he asked.—Bairns-
father’s Book, “From Mud to Mufti.”
Genesis of Train Whistles
Among recent centenaries is that of
the first sensational railway accident,
It happened at the opening of the Man-
chester and Liverpool railway, and the
victim was a cabinet People
had been killed before, but it was felt

minister,

that, if the high a mighty were in
peril, something must be done. So the
railway engine whistle was invented
to give warning of danger, and Rev.
Sydney Smith said it sounded like the
despairing squeal of a lawyer whe:
carried off by his master the devil!
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New Bait for Trout
“There is no better bait for the
brown trout than mice,” says Fred
Bailey of Harrison, Mich., who had
landed a seven pound brown from
the headwaters of the Tobacco
River while using a small field
mouse as a lure.
Eee:
If you can get amusement out of
your own follies you should be able
to work up a smile almost any time.

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over
surface
of Kood taste.
glides smoothly
smarti linen
pen
the
Lord ‘Baltimore. It
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and Trucks See
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Reliet From Curse
of Constipation
A Battley Creek physician says,
is responsible for
more misery than any other cause.”
But immediate relief has been
found. A tablet'called Rexall Order-
lies has been diseovered. This tab-
let attracts water ' from the system
into the lazy, dry, ‘evacuating bowel
called the colon. The water loosens
the dry food waste and causes a
gentle, thorough, natural movement
without forming a habit. or ever in-
creasing the dose.
Stop suffering from cohsitpation.
Chew a Rexall Orderlie at night.
Next day bright. Get 24 for 25¢ to-
day at the nearest Rexall ' Drug,
Store.

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WE HAVE
QUALITY
MEATS
Krall’'s Meat Market
West Main St., MOUNT, JOY

Backache
Leg Pains
If Getting Up Nights. Backaches
frequent day calls, Leg Pains, Nery=
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and discouraged, try'the Cystex Test.
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