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SIX THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8, 1930
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| . “For a dull day that's not so bad,” Poli H iness
‘Relief From Curse J | sald Zenobia as father and daughter 1CY on app
o . x ry . » | departed in earnest conversation.
of Constipation A Prof: teering € | “And every word said was gospel It does not cost one nnv: as a
bene P on hetess & | truth, too. When it comes to profiteer- | YRITTEN BY DR. Os pe y: |
J ‘ot ¢ it ze ® | ing vy ittle Zenny is , ‘te PEL, SECRE . . |
' A Battle Creek physician says | § 4 | ing your little Zenny is a prophetees | B. APPEL. $ matter of fact, it pays you a nice
There's No | “Constipation is responsible for | @® By H. IRVING KING @ | from Profitsville.” HEALTH ; i
» . Wh | more misery than any other cause.’ 2 yx Sil $ ® “ : a well established | little premium each year.
y Sting en | But immediate relief has beev <a 2B > = It eT ie We arin 9 A
y | found. A tablet called Rexall Order [* (Copvright.y fact that after the age o : :
' Mercurochrome TOUR a oC oll, Thix tab ADAME ZENOBIA, the veiled | Out of the the lean live longer than the fat The trouble with most insurance
| let attracts water from he A prophetess, was having a dull Embers Fealth nd i 1s that you have to die to get your
into the lazy, ary, vacua ne ORs and unprofitable day. The other side- companies have 'suffic font data Bn ;
called the colon. The out 00SEN® | hows at the county fair seemed to By ELLA MAE BROWNING thoritatively to make this statement. money back, and at the time you
dhe ¢ dry food Jane ang causes 3 be doing well; but there was a de- ! Obviously with the case proved, a d it ,
f gentle, thorough, natural movemen 5 ? Te iy Ho eR seid { .
That's just one reason 9 | won zh, habit or ever in-| Plorable lack of curiosity with regard Does OS very decided decrease in the over need 1t most you can't get 1t
I why thousands prefer thi [iho Tig to “The Secrets of the Past, Present Conyrighk) weight rate should almost automatic-
Sang hadi creasing the dose. ae Marcella onied 1 vor ir ii : .
reliable antiseptic. When Stop suffering from consitpation.| and Future’—Madame Zenobia’s stock | ¢¢ OB,” Marcella cried, “1 can’t [ally follow. However, it is safe to A savings account will cost noth-
applied to cuts it shuts they Chew a Rexall Orderlie at night.’ in trade. Suddenly into her deserted stand this any longer! LOOK— |say that the attractions on the well
door to germs. They can’t{}} |Next day bright. Get 24 for 25¢ to- | tent rushed a girl of about eighteen. Just look at that house! No running {laden table will continue to take their | mng—it pays much.
day at “the nearest Rexall Drug | who cried out: “Oh, please hide me! | Water, no shade, no comfort! Nothing |toll of shortened life,” said Doctor ay
| Store. Here's ten dollars.” but heat and drudgery and misery!” Theodore B. Appel, Secretary of This is
| E. W. GARBER, Mount Joy The veiled prophetess clutched the 1 know it’s been hard for you. i? Health, today.
| bill with a firm grip. “There's no | cella. It’s not what you've been use “There can be no quesion that food “HAPPINESS INSURA 4
place,” said she, “but my dressing room, to. But we'll have comforts in fie: and diet represent a very popular R NCE
{famous the world over and they would be sure to search | Just look at that wheat. Every golden |{opic of conversation these days. .
that.” head means gold in our pockets. We'll | which, by the way, is not limited to See us about 1t
’ “Oh, dp something,” pleaded the build a better house.” the feminine contingent by any {
a Pinaud S | young I. “Please don't let them “Promises, always promises,” she |, nq Again, the matter is dis-
| tind me.” snapped. “I hate it!” cussed daily in the newspaper col-| NAL BANK & TRUST 00,
. : : SARE That night, in the little roughboar : Ss ¢ in.
as a woman of resource ’ umns, the advertising spreads and in
Sham 00 OS A Won | ‘they ate thoir supper iN Lai. sn easing articles But | OF MOUNT JOY
and a woman of action. Come here, a dignified magazine articles u
and she, In a surprisingly short time Silence. But When Bob hed avoirdupois still maintains its popu | ou
J Paty’ : se Pur Leaves your the two women emerged from the lit he pushed back his chair end gave larity despite diet-conscious Amercia. | - - cme
Yor Sy ass ge old . tle dressing room. Zenobia clad in the voice to his thoughts. ; “This is merely another way ofl :
fom SE Rou: ag ay Y hair lustrous, girl's clothes and the girl arrayed as I've been inking maybe you Te | stating that Most People Who Over | EE — .
ONY at nesg rag’ the veiled prophetess, right, Marcella,” he said kindly. “May- work the scales are quite ready to!
? healthy, and “Sit there and gaze at that crys. | be we'd better get out of this. Just !read and discuss the matter but are!
25¢c 1 tal” commanded Zenobia. A minute | 8S Soon as the crop is sold we'll go prone to forget all about it when con- |
j tot 100 dry! later and a middle aged, prosperous [ back home.” : fronted with savory and appetizing |
‘EK. Ww. G 7 y 7 looking man entered the tent “Ah But Marcella knew that his Whole foods, Will power, which is credited
/ Atyour dealer s—or send 50¢ here you are,” cried he; “they told me pants was wrapped up in that | C5, oC 0 keystone of all suc.|
MOUNT JOY for full-size bottle to Pinaud, you had heen seen coming in here. Now | ¥ is fie a : he the dot appears under these circum-|
v5>0F 2 Now York Ellen, you com straight home 1e next cay sie Stood ie door: aian to be lacking—: » busi-|
Dept. M, 220E. 21 St, New York. R oh yo hs a ted and 1 way watching him anxiously as he i 2 bs dT : aos . :
We will send ole bottle free | tobert 1s ha » AN : SR as Heavies ness which is clearly appreciated by
[ e will send sample bottle free | eateh that rascal Murchison, I'll wring strode off to put his heavy reaper in I Ye caring Io a. Tagent i Le
— | Wie neck. Flope wonld yous" Ana hey the field: ulin er hob Advertising and not competition
pltced bis hau on the Shoutder off: Th Wasa bot dav. So hot thot Mur. SUEY DF 8 0 is now the life of trade, according
the woman who sat with her back to) cella left her work in the kitchen and ae 2 SEER Soh! to the advertisin xperts wh oF
3 ward fon Ihe yi and ie | sat in the scanty shade at the side persons as > Soar Oe : Sin Sing experts wno me’
x 7 ¢ Hm : og 3 ann is tha te ritis, arterial diseases and cerebr: atte ats / BL
” WE HAVE gazed into the hard-lined face and the | Of the house. en DE ee rend 0 atten t e International Adver
sharp, crafty eyes of Zenobia The house wig WIN 8 0 three ilucs as many: over tising Association convention. The
3 Eo ats he cried. *1 he par fringe of dry, dead grass, all that re- And three times as ma 13 gover} dole this io =
Q A 1 Y d a5 pat 1 von ole some | mained of a lawn they had planted go WINS die of diabetes as do under-| elegates at this meeting heard a
- yn: b houg! 0 re som . caiorh . . .
L i i on J hopefully that spring. weights. : Ht wren number of interesting things.
. 3 y >» she sprang ar 3 n+ view of such a naic € |
For pyorrhea M E A T S “T am not,” responded Zenobhia Sudan So SINS an Ie is more risky to be fat] Among these was the statement
* | sharply. Across the tobe fhe git] ve lashing the team before him, then? | by Charles Stelzle, New York ex-
io us hv o Re oi “Prairie fire!” Bob shouted. “Darned “However, in answering this ques-} pert, to the effect that if churches
i | erec no sound, NOW, = ¢ yr re fireguard tion, moderation alone should rule. . 4
DL K II M t M rket prophetess as the man departed, “what pot or Sever pleved 2 ; Fad re tion eT diets are nat do not advertise their “ware”’—
tions, use Zonite, rails ea a Joes 4 ns mean? What's your name | py he had hooked his neoded by normal persons. Eat all spiritual upbuilding and moral
the new powerful West Main St. MOUNT JOY | I pl faltered the girl. “I—I team to the plow and started a fur- types of foods but eat them in less betterment for both the individual
antiseptic. Also anero 5 roy c= 8 “| row. The ground was hard, baked in quantity, if overweight. This is a Yoo:
guards against yes gol fo hn IN J Georze| tye sun. But the team worked, sweat- simple, effective and sane rule to fol- and humanity cannot hope
colds, coughs and Mure son, but I'm afraid” | ed, strained in the collars, griven on low. And it is not at all hard to ap- to arouse interest among the mass-
more serious dis- { In love with George?” queried by the sharp sting of the sh and ply. Therefore get back to normal es and fulfill the obligations plac-
eases of nose and | Zenohia. ; Bob's everlasting shouts. weight, stay that way, and live long-. d th rti t h
throat. I thought I was” sobbed Ellen; | pe fire surged toward the little er Be master of your stomach, not ed upon t em as parties to the
1 | “but now I don’t know. We were | pope in its furious march, fanned by its slave.” general spiritual movement.
| going to New York. 1 am awfully | 4 preeze newly sprung up. Marcella | —-— |
Ry Soy Robert takes the matter So watched he onward rush of the flames | Another speaker declared that
- 2 | bard.” in utter stupefaction. She had a vague | Bi : : “« tz :
I “Here” comme tw “uly hi ible in Hopi Lagguage advertising is greater than any
3 | Here,” commande Zenobia, “give | sense of her own ineptitude, but even The American Bible society recently |
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me your hand; let me read your palm.
Ah! Here it iS. 1 see a young man
named George Murchison—good look-
ing—wears jewelry—flashy sort of fel
low—blew into town from the city—
talks big and tells everybody what a
devil of a fellow he is. There's an-
other fellow named Robert some-
thing—"
“Johnson,” murmured Ellen.
“Yes, that's it; Robert Johnson,”
went on the seeress, “Everyday sort
of chap—dead in love with you—
sober, steady, well-to-do. That was
your pa who came in here. Your
pa's got money. That's what George
is after. Robert is after you. See that
line there? That means that you are
not going to marry George. You are
going to marry Robert and be hapy
ever after.”
“Oh, how
you know?
my palm?’
did you know? How do
Do you see all that in
cried the amazed girl.
“Every word of it,” replied Zenobia.
“That’s my business. Didn’t you read
my Sign outside—‘Past, Present and
Future told—satisfaction given or no
charge’? That will be fifty cents ex-
tra, please.”
said Ellen. “And I am
3ut I don’t dare go home,
just skin me alive, and
am sure, will never for-
“Certainly,”
so—so glad.
Father will
Robert, I
give me.”
“Let me look at your
sald Zenobia. “Yes—here it is. Your
father will hardly scold you at all;
and as for Robert—Ilet me see—yes,
Robert will be so glad to have you
safe back again that he'll be just as
palm again,”
good as pie. Fifty cents more,
please.”
“Oh, certainly,” said Ellen.
“Just so,” replied Zenobia. “Now
look sharp and let us get back into
our own clothes.” The shift being
made, the prophetess commanded:
“Now you stay right here until I come
back—don’t move.”
Silver-veiled and mystically attired,
distributing her business cards as she
went, Zenobia wandered forth into the
fair grounds until she located Ellen's
father, still searching for tidings of
his lost one. To him she made a
proposition as follows: He was to
give her fifty dollars in hand, and
his word not to scold the truant
daughter unduly, on condition that
Ellen be restored to him safe and re- |
pentant. The proposition being ac-
cepted, she led him to the waiting
girl.
“Oh father,” cried Ellen tearfully,
“1 suppose you found the letter?”
“Yes, Ellen,” he replied, “sooner
than you expected, I fancy. The
neighbors saw you going this way. I
was afraid you'd get lost and came
to find you. Reckon Murchison saw
me before he could find you and de-
camped.”
“l saw you both,” confessed Ellen,

that was passive. All her life she had
depended on others for physical pro-
tection.
Then she saw the flames eating into
their own fields. Devouring Bob's
precious stand of wheat like a ravag-
ing monster.
Then something snapped within her.
She was imbued with a sudden urge
to fight. “Bob,” she yelled at the top
of her lungs, “what can I do, oh, what
can 1 do?”
“Pump water,” came the instant re-
ply. “Wet all the empty sacks you
an find. Get ready to fight—fire!”
completed the first publication of the
four Gospels into the language of the
Hopi Indians. For many months the
proofs of the Gospels passed back and
forth between the translator and the
headquarters of the society in New
York city in order to perfect the type-
setting. The difficulty of the task may
be gathered from the text of the
first Beatitude, which follows: “Pas
Hikwsit an ookiwyaquam hahlaypit
epya, pi oveqatsit anqw monwatunatya
hapi pumuy himuamniq'o.”—\Washing-
ton Star.
Marcella flew at her task. She for-
got everything but the encroaching
danger.
She ripped open a bale of wheat
sacks and dragged them to the pump.
The water trough was nearly dry so
she set furiously to filling it.
Through the yellow haze Marcella
caught glimpses of Bob, driving the
horses mercilessly in an endless circle
about the dwelling. The horses snort-
ed in terror as the thick gases burned
their nostrils.
But Bob was a fighter! Bob would
keep going, somehow !
Then through the din Marcella
heard a cry and looked up to see Bob
slump to the ground in a heap. In-
stantly she dropped her task and ran
to him,
“Badger uole,” he groaned as she
came up panting. “I'm done ‘up, Mar-
cella! Leg’s busted!”
Marcella wasted scant time on re-
flections. The fire was almost upon
them, The heat was terrific. She
jerked the pin and the frantic team
bolted. She dragged Bob away over
the furrows to the shelter of the
house.
Bob's work was finished, but her’s
was fairly begun.
The little home stood, with its scant
protection, amid a raging, crackling in-
ferno. Marcella’s arms and legs were
soon covered with burning heat-blist-
ers, but as the danger increased, 80
did her fightirg spirit rise up to com-
bat it.
Many times she climbed to the roof
and put out sparks that threatened
the house, and again at the stables.
For what seemed hours and hours
she dragged those blackened, water
soaked, steaming sacks through the
murk, beating back the flames in an
endless, tireless circle, Then, almost
as quickly as it had come, the fire
passed on. The heat gave way to the
cooling breath of evening and Mar:
cella dropped at Bob's side in exhaus-
tion,
“Thank God we saved our
Job,” she said weakly.
“Yes,” he answered,
Marcella.”
Three days later Bob lay on the bed
looking out upon the world of his lost
hopes. Then he glanced down at his
home.
‘you saved it.
' leg sheathed in splints and bandages.

“and got scared, and come here.”
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Luray Caverns
The caverns of Luray, at Luray, in
the famous Shenandoah valley of Vir-
ginia, are perhaps the most wonderful
in their beauty among the subterranean
apartments of the world. Luray is a
popular midway stopping point be-
tween North and South. The Smith-
sonian institution says of Luray:
“Comparing this great natural curi-
osity with others of the same class, it
is safe to say there is probably no
other cave in the world completely
and profusely decorated with stalactitic
and stalagmitic ornamentation than
that of Luray.”
Four Canals in Scotland
Scotland has four canals, with a
combined length of about 185 miles.
The Caledonian canal connects the
nearby continuous line of locks ian
Glenmore, and is devoted principally
to tourist travel. The same is true
of the Crinan canal across the penin-
sula of Kintyre. The Forth and Clyde
canal, between Bowling and Grange-
mouth dates from 1790. The Union
canal, a branch of the Forth and
Clyde extends from near Falkirk to
Edinburgh.—Rocky Mountain News.
Light Steps Trains
Demonstration of a method of halt
ing trains by the action of a beam of
light, was made with a small model
recently. A small hand lamp casts a
ray which strikes a light cell on the
front of. the engine. The cell then
causes the brakes of the train to be
applied through the action of relays
set in operation by the effect of the
light upon the cell.

and finally his eyes came to rest on
Marcella.
“Marcella, I—I don’t see how we can
leave for a while—even after my leg
is healed. You see, I—I figured on
the wheat—"
She came quickly and sat down be-
side him. Somehow her face bore a
different expression lately.
“Bobby,” she said peremptorily,
“we're not going to leave. We're go-
ing to stick! And we're going to lick
this d—d country if it takes a life
tima I”
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single moral force we know of to-
day. Advertising brings about
changes for the betterment of life
itself, changes which fuse into the
social and political life of the na-
ion.”
It is now generally admitted by
economic forces everywhere that
advertising is the most important
development of modern business.
And it is also coming to be realiz-
ed that newspaper advertising is
the best kind of paid publicity. In
the convention just mentioned the
delegates who were advertising ex-
perts, agreed that newspaper ad-
vertising affords the best publicity
medium for the churches and all
church activities.
It is a science.

Advertising is no longer a theory.
And it pays.
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