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HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE
B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
“Last evening two friends were
discussing plans for the summer
One of the men intends
to take a two thousand mile auto-
mobile trip; the other one expects
to do the same thing except that
he hopes to cover twenty-five hun-
dred miles, both journeys however
to be completed in ten days. Thus
they are typical of thousands of
recreationists who plan more for
the thrill than for the reconstruc-
tive possibilities of a summer's
outing,” said Doctor Theodore B.
Appel, Secretary of Health.

referred to
arranged for his children to enter
a summer camp. And in this con-
nection one of them most truth-
fully remarked, ‘You see, the
back-to-nature life, the rest and
discipline connected with an organ-
ized camp will develop a fine de-
gree of vitality and
voungsters and will
generate a fine physical resistance
for their next winter’s woos’
“Strangely enough, this perfect-
ly logical solicitation for the wel-
fare of offspring is frequently con-
<idered to be quite unnecessary for
the parents themselves. But the
point is that oft’ times they are in
health-giving and vitality-
building rest quite as much as are
the children, and in some instances,
even more so.
“Therefore, while
desire to minimize the pleasure to
be obtained by rolling along
through strange country at a stiff
clip of two hundred miles a day
for ten days, or to deny the ex-
citement of the more or less hectic
man-made diversions at summer
resorts, it should be clearly under-
stood that less attention to such al-
luring pursuits and the display of
more interest for nature’s real
demands would result in greater
and more lasting dividends from
the annual sojourn than is
the case for many hundreds of
thousands.
“People should realize that
fresh air, quiet, rest, wholesome
food and regulated hours will ae-
complish in terms of health and
happiness quite as much for
as for the young people, There-
fore, it is suggested that in plan-
ning for this year’s pleasure care-
ful consideration be given to the
health as well as to
factor of the vacation.
“A few less miles at
spead, or the
wholezome
need of
break-neck
development of a
resistance to exotic en-
late hours and. ex-
cesses at summer resorts, and
affection for the life-giving
possibilities of nature will give the
tertainment,
more
PLAN YOUR VACATION TRIP
IN AN ORDERLY WAY, HEAD
OF AUTO CLUB ADVISES
Dependence on roadside infor-
mation is one of the greatest
causes of annoyance and inconven-
ience to the tourist, according to
S. Edward Gable, president of the
Lancaster Automobile Club. Mr.
Gable pointed out that with a net-
work of highways extending in all
directions and with conditions on
them, because of construction, ete.,
changing from day to day, it is al-
most imperative that the motor
vacation be planned in an orderly
way.
“With the touring season now
getting into full swing,” Mr. Gable
said, “the demand for the proper
type of road information is stead-

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ily increasing. We handle hundreds
of inquiries daily through our
Touring Bureau, which ig equipped
with maps of every type, with de-
tour and general road condition
datz of the latest type and with
pamphlets, folders, ete., of wide
interest to the traveler.
“Charting of tours, taking into
consideration road conditions,
points of interest, detours and the
like, must be done by experts who
make a study of this work. The
time is past when tourists start
out on a hit-or-miss basis and
take conditions as they find them
enroute. With the facilities of a
motor club a tour can be mapped
out with the same precision as is
the movement of a train, and the
traveler knows before he starts
just what route he is taking, where
he will stop, what points of inter-
est he will see, and where he can
expect to encounter difficulties in
the form of detours, ete.”
The people of Lancaster county
want and should have the best and
latest in touring information a-
vailable, and that is what we give
them through our connections with
the American Automobile Asso-
ciation and its great
clubs, and through the State De-
partment of Highways of Pennsyl-
vania and other agencies of that
type, Mr. Gable said.

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gentleman has already!
vigor in the |
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body a real boost in terms of joy |
and health and vitality. Why not |
plan along these lines this
summer ?”’
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Peculiar Belief About
Monstrosities in Erin
1t is affirmed that one does not have
to go to equatorial Africa to hunt
mysterious lake-dwelling monsters—
such monstrosities are talked of In
Ireland, an Armagh correspondent
writes: “I know nothing of Central
Africa, but I know Ireland very well,
and there I have encountered the be-
lief in monsters, which are usually de-
scribed as snakes of enomous size, liv-
ing in the depths of lakes in various
remote places of the island. It is a
curious belief, because there are, as
is well known, no snakes in Ireland.
In the wild western parts of the coun-
try, from north to south, this belief
exists. The dwelling place of the
monster is usually some small, dark,
mountain lake, lying under overhang
ing cliffs, and far from human dwell-
ings. One such I can mention by name.
It is known as the Hag’s lake, and is in
a wild spot called the Hag’s glen, ly-
ing under the crags of Carrantual, in
Kerry, on the northern side of that
mountain. A youth who lived in the
poor hamlet nearest to this spot as-
sured me that the great ‘serpent’ which
lived in that lake was well known to
exist. I asked him if he had seen it.
He said ‘No,’ but his grandmother had
| seen it very early one morning when
! ghe was out on the mountain looking
for a beast which had strayed. ‘We
don’t go near the lake in the dark,’ he
added.”—Montreal Family Herald.
Writer Would Go Limit
in State Abbreviations
The abbreviation used for Ohio is
“0.” Apparently Oklahoma and Ore-
gon do not object. But there are six
states whose names begin with letters
which are not the first letters of the

HOME HEALTH CLUB
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOx THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER

DEAR DOCTOR: I have just
been having the flu and had a very
hard time getting over it. I have
had a bad cold and cough with
much pain in the back. I sweat
profusely at night so that when
morning comes I am very weak
and have no appetite. I grow con-
stantly weaker, when I wrote you
once in 1918 you thought I was in
danger of having consumption but
my people ridiculed that idea. I re-
gret that I did not act on your ad-
vice at the time, I might have sav-
ed myself from the fate, which
now seems certain. Can anything
be done for me now, Doctor? I
dread more than anything else to
leave my little ones. Children need
a mother always. I will do what-
gver you say for me to do if you
think there is any chance for me.
—Mrs., B.
ANSWER: It is not too late if
you will really do as you say you
will do, anything I tell you to do.
Alright, now to start off with, you
have a good prosperous farm, good
buildings, modern machinery, pure
bred stock of all kinds. In fact an
up to date modern farm in all
things except the most essential,
the modern conveniences in the
home. These must be installed, you
can afford it and if you think more
of yourself than of the money it
will be done at once including
electric lights. In addition to all
{this IT want you to get a good
therapeutic lamp of which I told
you in personal instructions. You

names of any of the other states.
These states are: Delaware, Florida,
Georgia, Louisiana, Pennsylvania and
Utah. Why not use D, F, G, L, P and
U for the abbreviations in those cases?
Also, West Virginia is the only “West”
state. So why not simply use “W. V.”
instead of the usual “W. Va"? The
only reason for abbreviations in the
first place is the desire to save time
"and space. Then why not save all the
time and space possible, or else use
the full Why fuss with “Pa.”
and “Penn.” and “Penna.” when “P.”
would fill the bill?—Worcester Tele-
gram,
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Columbus a Corsican?
Canon Castaing in a lecture at Mar-
| seilles asserted that Columbus was a
Corsican born at Calvi. He has made
a long research into the life of the
great explorer and maintains that he
has found documentary evidence of
|| the Corsican origin of Columbus. Ac-
{' cording to Canon Castaing, Columbus
| was the son of a wool carder and
| lived at Calvi until he was about ten
|| years old. When Pierre Bonaparte
| visited Haiti, said the speaker, he dis-
covered an inscription in Spanish on
a rock, saying: “Cursed be the Cor-
| sican who brought us hither.” This
inscription, Canon Castaing believes,
was written by Spanish navigators and
referred to Columbus.—Pathfinder
Magazine.
Advance in Palestine
New staple crops are being intro-
duced into Palestine. Among those
that are being tried out by the Pales-
tine department of agriculture are
nuts, flax and sunflowers, the depart-
ment also giving much attention to
the fertilization of the soil. .
This work under the department is
largely directed toward benefiting the
local Arab fellaheen, or peasant farm-
er, because the interests of the Jewish
settlers are so well cared for by the
Zionist organization. Because of the
success of the orange show at Jaffa
last year, the event was placed on a
permanent basis, and a second show
held recently was well received by the
large crowds it attracted.
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Being Polite to Spirits
In Borneo many trees valued for
their timber are regarded as being the
dwelling places of good spirits. Super-
stition, however, comes to the aid of
economic necessity and before he In-
curs the displeasure of the spirits by
destroying their home, the native
drives a hatchet into the trunk and
returns to his family. If in the morn-
ing the hatchet has fallen to the
ground it is a sign that the spirit will-
ingly has left the tree for a new resi-
dence, It is remarkable, observes a
writer in the Sydney Bulletin describ-
ing the hokus pocus, how consistently
the hatchet fails to stay put.
LINER OLYMPIC LINKED
TO U. S. BY TELEPHONE
With the inauguration April 18 of
ship-to-shore telephone service on the
steamship Olympic, of the White Star
| Line, another voice channel for pas-
sengers on the high seas became
| available.
The service, like that established
some months ago with the Leviathan
| and later with the Mgjestic, makes
| possible telephone conwersations be-
! tween passengers and any Bell System
! telephone in the United States.
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are then to follow strictly the diet
I have given for 6 months. If you
were sick in bed someone else
would have to do the work. So
| just play sick for three months,
and be lazy. When you are well,
vou can enjoy those modern con-
veniences.
Dear Doctor: About 6 months
ago I was told by my family
doctor that I had cancer of the
breasts. He took me to a local
surgeon who is considered very
skillful and they advised me that
both of my breast would have to
be removed. One of the breasts
was very hard indeed and very
painful. There was a lump in it
also, and soft lumps under the
arm. The other breast was not as
badly inflamed and not as painful
but there was one or two lumps in
it.
I had a horror of operations and
wrote to you first. I detailed all
my symptoms and I was very
happy when I received your reply
in which you advised a simple
method of treatment for me to
follow at home for a while and
which you believed would prove to

my satisfaction whether I had can-
cer or not. It is needless to say
that I followed your directions re-

ligiously and reported to you
whereupon you wrote out for me
a very careful and complete course
at dietetic treatment and told me
how to care for myself for several
months. Already impressed with
confidence, I have carried out the
instructions and I think it would
be difficult for you to find any-
where in the world anyone who
could be more grateful than I am.
All of the soreness and all of
the symptoms have disappeared
and there has been no pain for a
month, and the only thing that is
left is a slight thickening at one
place in the mammary gland, but
there is no soreness in it and I
am confident that if I continue
treatment it will disappear. The
condition of my health is now bet-
ter than it has been for many
vears. I have just taken a trip of
several hundred miles to see my
mother and while there could not
follow as strict dietetic directions
that I have at home, but having
lived in such thoro accordance
with your directions for so long 1
experienced evil effects from the
slight indulgence which I permitted
and I was very careful not to over-
eat. The result is that I feel even
better now than I did before I
went away.
I have been told since by a
very competent physician that a
very large proportion of operations
for the removal of the entire
breast were unnecessary for the
simple reason that in large number
of cases that condition was not
cancer any more than mine was
and since I have learned that a
positively correct diagnosis of can-
cer can be made under what is
known as the Vagal Reflex system
even in the first stage of the dis-
ease, I no longer have any fear of
that terrible scourge and you can
rest assured that there will be no
surgery. in our family until the
case has been submitted to the
Home Health Club.
letter is the
ANSWER: Your
second that /1 have received this
morning pnd the two are ‘almost
aentica] both describing” the re-
sult off following the Home Health

Club methods of treatment under
the fame conditions gnd with the
same gratifying results. I trust

A
EXPERT URGES WIDER
USE OF NEW POLIGE
TELEPHONE SYSTEM
William F. Hoffman Points Out
Advantages of Service Now in
Operation In this State

Communication is considered half
the battle in the effort of police to ap-
prehend criminals, and this phase of
the fight against lawlessness in Penn-
sylvania is being won through the
medium of the telephone typewriter
system, in the opinion of William F.
Hoffman, chief of the Bureau of
Criminal Identification, Pennsylvania
State Police.
Co-operation also is essential in the
apprehension of criminals, according
to Mr Hoffman. In discussing re-
cently the efficiency of the Pennsyl-
vania police telephone typewriter sys-
tem, which was placed in service last
December 23, he said:
“We now have before us a new
problem in police education. We must
acquaint police officers of the smaller
towns with the benefits obtainable
from this system. Many of them,
not having a telephone typewriter re-
ceiver installed in their town, fail
to take advantage of the system for
rapid communication. Should a for-
ger or confidence man victimize a
citizen in a small town, or should an
automobile be stolen, the chief of
police, by telephoning information
concerning the crime to the nearest
sending station of the system, can
have 100 other police forces in the
State on the lookout for the criminal
within fifteen minutes. Inquiry along
this line can be made over the tele-
phone typewriter more rapidly and
efficiently than by any other method.
“This system is still in its infancy,
but we are sending more than 900
State-wide broadcasts each month.”
Sentimental Song Made
Official Royal Melody
“Home, Sweet Home" is not the only

oper:itie air that has becoine a kind of
national melody, for France has a tune
vith words of a similar sentiment.
S yg on etre mieux quan
sein de sa fu ("Where cun ono
better be than the bosom of one's
family?’). It was written by Gretry
as a quartette in his opera “Lucille”
and first achieved a political position
WEDNESDAY,
JUNE 4,
1930

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when it was sung at Versailles on July !
15, 1789, when the Bourbons were be-
ing turned out. It was also sung at
Carlton house when George III and
Queen Charlotte paid their first visit |
to the prince of Wales and his bride |
in February, 1795, which possibly
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caused the homesickness of the prin-|
cess and made the marriage an
py one, and again at Korythnia on the
retreat from Moscow on Nevember 18,
1812. It was adopted as an official
royal melody on the restoration of the
Bourbons in 1814.—London Mail.
Vice-Versa Girl
Can you imagine how embarrassing
it must be to start erying when some-
one tells you a joke and you really
want to laugh, and to start laughing
when you want to cry?
This is the unfortunate position of
a girl at Bordeaux, who possesses in-
verted muscles which the doctors say
they cannot cure.
Apart from this peculiarity she is
normal. But when her face is tear-
stained her eyes show amusement, and
when she smiles her eyes reveal
dreadful unhappiness.
Marvels of Space
Who can comprehend the distance
of “twelve millions of billions of |
miles” at which a picture, reproduced
in the Sphere, was taken of a spiral
nebula in Ursa Major—familiarly
known as The Plough? Even astron-
omers find such figures unwieldly, so
they cut them down, in drastic man- |.
ner, to “light-years” of measurement.
This is a trifling unit of six million
million miles, making Ursa Major, in
easy language, only 2,000,000 light-
years away from us! Incidentally, that |
means the light we see left The Plough
two million years ago.
That Frenchman De Tour
Sonie eastern tourists stopped at
Somerset, Wis., for gas and oil. 'I'he
man at the filling station was of Scun-
dinavian persuasion. The touristswere
discussing the roads, and the Swede 4
horned into the conversation with the
following:
“Det Svede Yefferson haes gat som
fine roads, en det English man Lincoln
haes gat some fine roads tu, en Rosse
velt his ant so bad, but det Frenchwen
De Tour haes gat da vorst roads ay
aver saw.”"—Badger Highways.
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that many others may be encourag-
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let Nature do the curing rather
than, to be needlessly mutilated.
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