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Among these was the statement by Charles Stelzle, New York ex- pert, to the effect that if churches do spiritual betterment for both the individual and humanity—they cannot hope “ware” — and moral not advertise their upbuilding to arouse interest among the mass- Another speaker “advertising is greater than any es and fulfill the obligations plac- ed upon them as general spiritual movement. parties to the declared that single moral force we know of to- day. changes for the betterment of life itself, changes which fuse into the social and political life of the na- ion.” It is now generally admitted by economic forces advertising is the most important development of modern business. And it is also coming to be realiz- ed that newspaper advertising is Advertising brings about everywhere that the best kind of paid publicity. In the convention just mentioned the delegates who were advertising ex- perts, agreed that newspaper ad- vertising affords the best publicity medium for the churches and all church activities. LO = The Union National And it pays. Advertising is no longer a theory. It is a science. 1110 D1 0 Mount Joy Bank MOUNT JOY, PA. Bonds, Trustee, etc. Capital, Surplus and Profits, $502,000.00 Can Serve You as Executor, Administrator, Assignee, Receiver, Guardian, Registrar of Stocks and junl12tf 1111) DO TO PTO 11 1D. 5 B = 3 . Love and Letters By H. IRVING KING deferred | (Copyright.) V HEN a man proposes to a girl he should do it by word of { mouth, but Jack Benton wrote his dec- laration to Arabella Porter and came | near dying a bachelor in 2onsequence if he hadn’t had a taste for low com. pany he would have done so. It is I only fair to Jack ie say. however. that he had a taste for low company be- cause low company was profitable to hin. Jack, you see, was a writer and had develope: a knack of writing stories of the underworld which made his stuff saleable to magazine and Sun- day newspapers. What he aspired to write was love stories. “For heaven's sake, Benton, drop lovers and stick to crooks,” said Whit- marsh, the editor of the Sunday Trumpet, as he handed Jack back one of his stories dealing with the tender I passion. And Jack did stick to crooks, though 1e was determined that some day he would write a love story that would make the editors sit up and take notice. It was because of his firm belief, in spite of all that had been told him by people who ran mag- azines and newspapers, that he was able to just “charm the bird off the bush” when he wrote on love, that he put his proposal of marriage to Arabella in written form. He read it over, pronounced it perfect, mailed it and awaited a reply. A week went br and he was still waiting. He waited confidently at first, then hopelessly. Faith glided into an agonized suspense and suspense |! into an agonized certainty. The cruel Bella had not even deigned to ac- knowledge his passionate avowal of love. Now and then a horrible thought would come to him. Was it possible that the editors were right, and that he was not such a crackerjack at writ. ing on love as he thought he was? But he dismissed the thought as un- worthy of his keen literary perception. Once or twice he considered going up to Bella’s house, and demanding to know what was the matter. But no— he would not humiliate himself so far. He had poured out his heart in that letter of his and if she had not appre ciated it—well then life henceforth was to be a dreary waste. But Jack was doing Arabella an injustice. She had received his let- ter—and she had answered it. In her reply she had saic all that could be said to rejoice the heart of her suitor. She put the letter in the mailbox, cal- culated just how long it would take for it to reach Jack and then sat down to wait his coming. But he came not. Could it be possible that Jack had been playing a joke on her—toying with her affections? Meantime Jack went on writing about crooks—he had to live in spite of blasted hopes—and frequenting places where he could meet crooks and get “local color.” In the under- world he had made many friends who knew that he was harmless and would never “squeal” on them. (Crooks don’t mind reading about Crookdom at all; they rather like it—provided nothing is given away that should not be given away. Jack used to meet his crooked friends in resorts of a perfectly re- spectable appearance frequented by perfeetly respectable-appearing people. Unless you were “in the know” you would never suspect what kind of a place you had got into. He was seated in one of these resorts gloomily eating chop suey one night when Nifty Jim strolled in, faultlessly dressed as nsual and wearing upon his face that charming smile which had been the financial undoing of so many confid- ing persons. “Hello,” said Nifty. taking a seat opposite Jack; “how goes the merry whirl of literature? Speaking of lit- erature; I've got something to show | you that’s a corker. One of our crowd is now and then able to do a little in- side post office work for us. A week ago he brought down a bunch of let- ters which we went over down at Loftus’ place. Pretty poor pickings— put 1 came across this and have been | keeping it for you, as a literary curi- [home into cash. Did you ever read such idiotic {our classified column. tf osity. drivel as that? And he handed across the table Arabella’s reply to Jack's letter. Jack read it through, | comprehension of what it was grad- gally dawning upop him. . “Nifty,” said he rising to his feet, “you have been a college man | know; but you must have been rotten in Eng- lish. That is the most beautiful and touching thing I ever read.” Half an hour later Jack and Bella were discussing bridesmaids and orange blossoms. Sea Reclaiming Island The island of Capri offers an un- usual example of submergence within nistoric times In ancient times a sea cave, now known as Blue grotto, was used by the Romans as a resort from excessive heat. In order to obtain light, an opening was cut in the roof. Since that time the island has sunk so that even rhe artificial opening is now partially submerged. In some caves of the Bermuda island sta lactites hang from the roof and ex tend into the sea water, which par tially fills the cave. Stalactites obvi ously could not have been formed in water, proving that at one time the island had a greater elevation. These islands seem to be disappearing, but in this case the process is a very slow one. Electricity to Induce Fever Electricity has been used success- fully in inducing an artificial fever in some patients suffering from {lls which are combated by fever, notably paresis, says Popular Mechanics Mag- azine. The use of fever in treating certain diseases is based on the the- ory that fever is one of the major de- fensive measures of the body against invading organisms, Previously ma- laria had been used to produce fever, but doctors recently have raised tem- peratures by using an electric current from a diathermy machine which was found to give better control of the de- gree and duration of the fever. Climbing Popocatepetl The height of Mount FPopocatepetl is 17,888 feet. The ascent of the vol- cano is made on the northeastern slope, where there are rough roads which are kept open a greater part of the year. At an eleyation of about 14,- 500 feet horses are left behind. Diego de Ordaz was probably the first Euro- pean to make the ascent. Other ex- ploration trips were made in April and November, 1827, in 1834 and 1848. In 1905 the Mexican geological survey spent two days on the slope. Peace for Pants’ Sake “Mother,” announced Donald, as he burst in from school, “I had a fight with Jimmie today.” “Mercy!” gasped his mother, “What in the world!” Then she queried, “But who won this fight?” “Oh, neither one of us,” explained Donald, “We just quit. You see, 1 happened to look down, and found 1 had on my new pants, Of course, I knew I mustn't fight in them, so we quit.” She Knew From Sunday’s dinner mother served a mixture that evening that tasted good. “What's this?” Dad asked. “That’s goulash,” mother answered. “Oh,” said little Hetty, “I know what that is. I wear one on each foot when it rains.” Funeral Fun Jack's mother told him to go to his grandmother's and spend the after- noon and to tell her that mother was going to a funeral. “Let me go with you, mother, I nev- er have had any funeral fun,” said the pleading four-year-old. ee A - Poultry Products Popular Approximately one dime of food products—six expended for poultry every dollar goes for cents for eggs and four cents for poultry meats. This indicates the esteem in which poultry products are held by the American sumer. ini A Wl edie con- Turn useless articies about your Advertise them in THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. serge x The Interior of His Home deol debe bb EE Cy DOROTHY DOUGLAS befell fener eee fee (Copyright.) ULIA met him at one of those down- town restaurants where light and color and dancing and jazz are the predominant notes. There were also many pretty girls to gladden the muas- culine eye, “1 wonder what pleasure you get— coming to these places?” Julian ques- tioned him and gazed frankly into his gloom-filled eyes. “You don't seem to be hilariously interested in your sur- roundings.” Donald Mills looked back at the in- telligent rather than pretty face of the girl whom he had met a half hour before and smiled a more or less pa- thetic smile. “I don’t know. 1 come, however, nearly every evening—that is when I'm not up at the Hargrave's flat, They don’t mind my dropping in there —I seem to go in spite of myself. I detest staying home,” “What's the matter with home?” asked Julia with her bright engaging smile. “What is in your interior that—" Donald actually laughed. “Chicken salad—for the moment and soon 1 suppose it will be a cup of black coffee.” After laughing with him she pur- sued her subject. “Your terior, I mean. What color? “1 couldn't tell you. Green and red, 1 fancy. Nothing startling except that | the walls are a vicious shade of drab | green with brown trees all over them.” | “How perfectly awful !” Julia, sensi- | tive to color in a marked degree, shud- | dered. She recalled now the joyous | cheer of the Hargrave’'s flat with its | warm orange and yellow and Chinese blue, “It’s no wonder you can’t stay home.” She looked eagerly at him and wondered if she dare suggest that she home in- try ner hand at brightening up his home. She had done a fair number of houses and was gradually working up a nice business of her own. “I wonder if you would let me decorate your rooms for you—just as an experiment in psychology?” she finally asked. “I do this type of work, but if you will let me do your home 1 will do it at my own expense. It will be interest- ing to me to know whether or not I can make it possible for you to remain at home evenings, A home,” she added with one of the sweetest smiles, “should be a place which ures a man’s soul to it even when he is hard at work in the office.’ “It you could make me think of dashing home-—during business hours —just for the joy and peace of being there—well,” Donald offered the nicest kind of smile to her, “then any ex- pense you are put to will be more than repaid. [I tly at present from my rooms as if a hornet’s nest were there.” When Julia had her first glimpse of his rooms she drew back with the feel- ing that a mad man bad chosen the things within them. However, sha took her courage in hand and went to work to bring cheer and beauty where the most profound ugliness held sway. First thing Julia did was to send the assorted collection of furniture, oak, mahogany, birch, all to work- rooms have them made a rich shade of blue enamel and upholstered, where necessary, in fine velvet to match. “Men love velvet,” she mused. She had the walls stripped of the hideous paper and a lustrous glazed copper put on instead. All rhe wood- work was done to match che chairs. She hung softest of gold curtains at the windows and sent his fearful carpet to the dyers to be made a good shade of blue. She scattered a few wonder- ful Chinese cushions about and put in two lamp shades of old gold, one be- hind the comfortable sofa and another over his work table. “But can’t | come over once, just to see how you are getting on?” he had asked her in the beginning when she had turned him out to board for a few weeks. “Not one peep until it is all done,” Julia had insisted. Donald’s bedroom she made all buff and deep warm crimson, “All men love red,” she told herself, and was really pleased with the two rooms when finished. When Donald saw his rooms for the first time he drew a long breath of quiet admiration For the first time in several drab years Donald had a desire to leave the office and sink down info that wonder- ful old chair under the lamp and read It was only the beginning of Don- old’s more cheery outlook He even becan to have a few friends in and to revel in the closer friendships that the home atmosphere seemed to weld. The old crowd seemed to meet in Don- rather than in the restaurants A magnet drew them, but they hardly realized that it was the colorful atmosphere of home. Julia. on the other hand, bad become Her business, too, had ald's rooms Now a wee bit shy. increased and absorbed most of her time. It was Donald who had become frankly questioning. He watched her with complete adoration in his eyes on one rare occasion when she graced his party. “Are you doing many bache lors’ rooms now?’ he questioned her, and when she nodded with deepened color. he asked, “And do they all fall in love with you?” “None of them do,” she said. “Well, then I'll tell yon about one who has.” said Donald. met QR Provide Fresh Vegetables Vegetable varities should be chosen which will furnish fresh food over as great a part of the | growing season as possible. This may be done by planting varities| which will mature at different times and by making succession planting of the same varieties. | good family garden should contain | at least 25 different Kinds or vegetables. | didn’t {| “Three of {scolded her. L. o (On With 9 A chap from Salunga had the | nerve to ask me why they bury all Scotchmen on the side of a hill. I thought he'd faint when I said: “Because they're dead.” Then I gave him a chance to square himself by giving him this one. There were four men at the North Pole and they only had one blanket, what do they do? He know so I told him that 'em froze to death.” A certain couple here were spooning in the parlor when the girl's mother happened along and The girl said: ‘“Moth- er, I wish you’d play building and loan.” The lady replied: “Why daugh- ter what do you mean?” The girl: “Please get out of the vy us alone. building and leav Now I hereby grant Elam Bom- berger or any other secretary per- mission to use that one in their advertising if they see fit. A certain couple on Mt. Joy street had an argument and he said: “Aw go home to your mother if you want to. I can get plenty of women to fill your shoes.” That’s quite true. There are plenty of women who could fill her shoes who could but I know of very few fill her pajamas. After I left three fishermen at Camp Ream last Tuesday I learned that something funny happened. Art Garber, the chef, had made doggies for supper and while Christ Mumma was eating them, he found what he thought was a button. Upon second thought he figured it might have been the chef’s fishing license button but upon closer ex- amination he discovered it was a dog license. Since then “Art” says this dog license business is a blamed nuisance. Telephoning in Russia “Hello, is this you, Dvrstishigor- ensilvestratezni?”’ “Xo, it’s Voldisgnikisfnisinvk- jliski. Who is this speaking?” “Grasniskivitchankxifgli. I want to know if Tschawskivingstki is staying with you.” who had population of a were making a Two colored gentlemen just reduced the farmer’s hen-roost getaway. “Laws, Mose,” gasped Sam, “why you s’pose them flies follows us so close?” “Keep gallopin’, Mose, “them aint buckshot.” said them’s : ’ nigger, flies, A man at Florin told me this morning that the kind of wives that a lot of men have, need more assistance from the husband. 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