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ADVERTISING
Advertising and not competition
is now the life of trade, according
to the advertising experts who me?
to attend the International Adver-
tising Association convention. The
delegates at this meeting heard a
and humanity—they cannot hope
to arouse interest among the mass-
es and fulfill the obligations plac-
ed upon them as parties to the
general spiritual movement.
Another speaker declared that
“advertising is greater than any
single moral force we know of to-
day. Advertising brings about
changes for the betterment of life
itself, changes which fuse into the
social and political life of the na-
ion.”
It is now generally admitted by
economic forces everywhere that
advertising is the most important
development of modern business.
And it is also coming to be realiz-
ed that newspaper advertising is
the best kind of paid publicity. In
the convention just mentioned the
delegates who were advertising ex-
perts, agreed that newspaper ad-
vertising affords the best publicity
medium for the churches and all
church activities.
Advertising is no longer a theory.
It is a science. And it pays.
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service barber shop, we have
an extremely effective method
of getting rid of dandeuff. It con-
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with Fitch's Dandruff Remover
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Italian Rooster Must
Not Disturb Neighbors
italinng love their sieep and woe be
to any one anything which tends to
disturb it. Because of the determina
tion of to preserve quiet
during the hours of slumber, even the
or
OWL -LAFFS
am re.
eee eee.
eee.
authorities
Ba eT]
most time-honored of natural alarm
clocks, the rooster, has been put onto
the blacklist in several communities,
Recently in the commune of Volosca
Abbazia, in the neighborhood of Fiume.
a storm of protest was raised because
ap amateur poultry raiser insisted up
on keeping a loud-winded male among
i his of hens, contrary tu the loci!
laws. The police lost no time in call
| ing upon the lawbreaker, and a public
a
Ey
= oe
I
a,
rs
afford it. cannot crow,
A country lad whom most people
think is actually dumb, was told to
Working Way Through
College No New Thing
kiss a girl on either cheek. After
lingering a while he kissed her be- The practice of earning one’s way
tween the cheeks. This happened through college is just about as old wn
themselves.
poring over
has discov
America are colleges
Some one who has been
Harvard college records
at a party near Union Square. as
in conversation with
While one 2 i
of the single ladies of town she ered that Zachariah Bridgen, who en-
told me that she was now getting tered as freshman in 1657, when but
S $ 0 g
a man’s wages. I surprisingly said: fourteen years old, earned his way, at
least in part, by “ringinge the bell and
“Since when are you married?” : iy
waytinge.
Elmer Ebersole track walker | The bureau of education at Wash
on the Penna. Railroad, eame up ington refers to this as the first in
a. Re 5
stance on record of a student work
ing his way; but Harvard was twenty
| one years old when Bridgen entered
street the other day with his head
down as though he were in deep
thought. I bit, asking, him what | Dd ue Were not, 4s 8 rik
: . a as students Jere Ot, 48 3
was his trouble and he said: “I| or
i s . | wealthy in those days, the chances are
was just wondering how much |
altogether in favor of the presumption
money I'd have if i : :
ave 1 had a dime for| ,, every one of those twenty-one
skins make the best slippers.”
was tryin’ tc drown me ’—Capper’s
I don’t see why a man with all | Weekly.
that ability wastes his time in a
shoe factory when Puck, Judge or ‘the others have no urge to sing.
any kindred publication would erp Si
welcome him to the editorial staff. A man in town went to the
— kitchen very hurriedly the other
One of the school boys pulled a |morning and said: “Is breakfast
good one on John Booth recently.|over, I heard you scraping the
He asked John how much five |toast?”
pounds of butter would cost and She said: “Breakfast is over. I
Mr. Booth told him. Then he said: | was scraping the pans.”
“How. much for six cans of 17 rir
cent corn, ten pounds of granulat- Up at the post office corner the
ed sugar at five cents and a 12-lb. |other night the fellows were talk-
sack of flour. Then the boy said: | ing about a certain girl, when one
“How much is the bill and when |[said: ‘Remember her father used
told the amount Mr. Booth in-|to run a saloon.”
quired where the order was to be| No one on the corner could
| remember back that far.
lad running toward the = =
“T don’t want it de-| The people (most of them) who
ny where That’s my |buy furniture the installment
it uestion for tomorrow | plan, have the b e on the cash
nd I wanted to be sure to get it istomer. Their furniture al
right ymes quite valuable as antiques
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can d mul to water but a That's
pen 1st be 1 The chap w used to spend
ee e Y raving the
1 . 1
ell me 1 1 youn I d of a
1 sobbed 1 I h
| sre fv m0 ;
| advi Y to g in Gue h e, eh?
he red shoe A WISE OWL
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— | Jo > He isey, the Florin plumber, | Turn useless articles about your
| laims that only one family out of | home into cash. Advertise them in
has a bath tub. Perhaps our classified column.
{ where
number of interesting things. execution of the miscreant (the
Among these was the statement Sion) was has Now the ein
0 1e comunity are a He 0 Slee
by Charles Stelzle, New York ex- | until their normal hours of rising, al
. *
pert, to the effect that if churches beit the local chicken Keepers hin
do not advertise their “ware” ° (On With Lasghte, » their business less profitable than |
Sie v1 y ~24¥ | might be if they were able to sell
spiritual upbuilding and moral married man on Marietta Apparently there is no law pre
betterment for both the individual has given up smoking be- venting a person from keeping hens
.ause he says they can’t both ©P the premises, simply because a hen
railroad tie I ever stepped years there were students working to
on. 5 ir + ols :
pay their way, whether the work was
St Ra done for the college itself, as in
Did you ever know that a man | case, or for some private
and a clock are opposites. When a |
| clock strikes it keeps on working
but—.
——— His Staunch Belief
A hot one happened up at Eliz- Rev. Cole Black, negro minister of
abethtown last week. A cattle | Muddy Waters, La., was baptizing his |
dealer there sold a bull, weighed it | converts in the river. Clepsydra Mel
and then took the truck and drove | onwater was among them. As Rever
out into the country, presumably and Black was bringing Clepsydra out
to deliver Mr. Bull but when he | Of the water he asked:
got to the farmer’s residence his “Does yo’ believe?”
truck was empty. Driving back “No, sah,” replied Clepsydra.
to Elizabethtown to the stock Reverend Black scowled. Clepsydra
yards there stood the bull on the| was ducked again and the minister
scales, He forgot to load him. asked: “Now, does yo' believe?”
“Yes, sah, Ah surely does,” replied
I asked Grant Gerberich what | the gasping Clepsydra.
kind of skins make the best shoes. “Tell de people what yo' believe,
Grant said: “I don’t exactly | directed the good man.
know but I do. know that banana “Well,” Clepsydra addressed the
crowd, “Ah believe de ol’ son-0’-a-gun
THE
SAVINGS PASSBOOKS
SOUGHT BY GROOKS
Us> Them to Steal Money by
' Forged Slips — Should Be
Guarded as Carefully as Cash.
|
Continual vigilance in safeguarding |
savings pass books, as well as blank
and cancelled checks, against theft by
crooks, who use this material in for-
gery operations, is urged on bank cus- |
tomers by James E. Baum,
Manager of the American Bankers
Association, in charge of its Protec-
tive Department. This department is
continually vigilant in promoting
means, both among bankers and the
general public, to thwart the operation
of bank crooks. It annually investi
gates hundreds of crimes against
banks and is responsible for the ma-
jority of arrests among this class of
criminals,
“In a
forgeries on checks or savings with-
drawal orders investigated by the
American Bankers Association, stolen
blank checks or savings pass books
were the forgers’ chief stock in trade,”
Ir. Baum says. “In many instances
Deputy |
large majority of cases of |
the temptation presented through the |
careless handling
celled or blank checks or pass books
so that they fell into the hands of
others was the immedizte stimulus for
hitherto honest pecple to commit their
first criminal offense.”
Banks should educa’e their
tors to exert the s¢
in handling these in
avoid leaving thera spout unguarded
as they exercise in respect to actual
money because they represent money,
he declares.
druments
with the bank robbery
situation, Mr. Baum recommends the
use of electrical alarms actuated by
any tampering with the wires or me-
chanism and also wider adoption of
the plan of state police forces now em-
ployed in a few
last year in seven eastern states where
state police forces were maintained
there were only 20
against 164 similar attacks perpetrated
azainst banks in five states in the
central and far west, where banks are
denied the advantages of the speedy
and coordinated action given by state-
wide police forces.
“The records of the American Bank-
ers Association Protective Department
reveal that for many years the odds in
favor of state police protection have
been at least 8 to 1 when measured by
the experience of banks in states
efficient police protection is
niissing in the rural districts,” he says.
© THINKER LFADS
MODERN | PROGRESS
By JOHN G. LONSDALE
President American Bankers
Association
HE greatest need of the world to-
day is interpreters of our times
ior dealing
stat
—modern Daniels in agriculture,
finance. polities,
industry — who
can see through
the fog and haze
that enshroud our
difficult problems
and advise. in-
struct, and influ-
ence those who
are either indif-
ferent or limited
in their percep-
tions.
| Through the
John G. Lonsdale
inl ; “ Sepa’ or hushand was killed * : “wr :
nee 2 be Oh yes! H 1 hi han 1 was discovery called “Corn Fly” excites
nterpre er, u biased Bob was silent for a few moments. the white blood corpuscles to action
known situations are disclosed or | “I have been trying to get a few and granulates the corn at its root
puzzling conditions explained in logi- | words with her, but she seems so so that it drops out and leaves no
cal light. The American people are | pc.» he admitted to the girl. trace of scar or soreness.
| so constituted that they can meet and i The elevator hell rang: the girl You will also find “Corn Fly Foot
| combat any situation once it 18 kBOWR | at her wrist watch. “She will Bath Powder” a boon for sore, tired
and understood. It is the unknown | ,, ir quty in ten more minutes. Stick or Perspiriey Inet «
that comes like the thief in the night | ,. 0g» Corn Fly” for corns, 35¢, Corn
and brings disaster. thal) - : | Fly Foot Bath Powder” 25¢, and
3 $e Tr ans Pob remained. The girl returned | “Corn Fly Bunion Remedy” 50c, (all
Some one has defined prosperity as ee > | h 3 y
2 ; with a ey ich bore the | three—$1.10 value—for $1.00), are
something the business men create | 3 hi tar | sold ler a 71
fort} to tnke credit tor. | “lem v Out of Order.” | sold unc 5 a_ positive money-back
for the ba ii OF | (he fastened it to the door of the | 8uarantee by Hi-Gene Co. Newark,
But America’s present-day prosperity Al Chin { N. J. or local druggist,
ean he defined as = product resulting [i St€vator spe wa iin : |
from the business man’s ability to What's thal for; asked Bob |
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study and to interpret. Huge corpora- an 0 Sed. : : i h :
tions maintain research staffs and | ‘It means,” said the elevator oper amous the world over
special bureaus to interpret the times | ator, “that you and tiay are going to |
| for them. Disaster looms in the offing | have ten minutes of privac @ P : d’
for any industry that goes blithely on Bob laughed aloud. looked at | 1nau S
| its way day after day without due re- | the sign on the lift deor. > |
| merzed from the little {
gard to significant trends in trade and | en d l
I the ticket booth. 1ampoo
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Keeping Up With Change “1 say, Grace,” said her frie i
| Leaders of finance have discovered Grace looked from the «irl Wi Leaves
that they cannot remain passive in an | and back agair “what's up?’ she | y ir
| :
age when ail the rest of the world is | asked arness of some- |
|
| fn a transitional stage. The modern | thing | hair lustrous,
banker not only must know-about the “ ed that th td > 7 > )
changing s'yles in other lines of busi- ry senti { XX healthy, and
ness. but above all must be alert to rv quiet when it | not too dr il
the transformations which are taking 1e ed to or y-
piace in his own. He must be a man - moment
of keener, broader vision, because the : At your fa vorite store—or send
order of the day is for larger units of #3 le
rd ; ee sample to Pinaud Dep
ser Mergers and consolidations , Ci € ; et Dept.
I 1 place in great numbers. ged g “Al 220 21 8, New York
Ww 15 of billions where a few S 8 g bob ge ——— meme. GERRI
years talked of millions
We only begun our changes ( he “attra
What « S is to be made of | tive tle « d le e tw
t I 1 that they bring e Spouting, Roofing and
will n easure upon our | \ 1 Tinnin
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The Elevator
Romance
By RUBY DOUGLAS
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NACE O'BRIEN spent many hours
(Copyright)
G of her day cooped up in the tiny
outside box office of a4 moving picture
theater. [It was the only way she had
of earning Ler living when she found
herself a young widow
Two elevators ran from the outside
foyer of the theater where she sold
tickets and two girls operated these
tifts. They were relieved, as was
Grace herself, by other girls who came
on to do their turn at the work,
Gay, 1 wonder whether
ups and downs of my
life here in this elevator are not more
wearing to the nerves than the life
you live cooped up in that box,” re
marked one of the elevator to
Grace when (here was a lull in patron-
age,
“It's
“Qometimes,
the monotonous
girls
acquiesced
to
an even break,”
Grace, “but { think we are lucky
have any jobs at all.”
|
At that moment a man stepped up |
to the little window and asked for a
ticket. He looked through the
cular aperture at Grace O'Brien's face,
Suddenly he reached his hand through.
cir.
‘Grace—why Grace Lowe!” he ex
claimed. “It is you?”
Grace looked at him scrutinizingly.
“Poh Morton!” she cried,
For a moment each held the hand
of the other but did not speak. It
was ten years since they had seen
earn other,
“Aren't you lost?" asked Grace.
“Im just on here fer a visit, And
vou?”
“Ohi—it's a long story with me,” ad:
mitted Grace
And then, urged on by the gather
§ ring of patrons, the man disap
peared,
“An old friend?”
girl when there was a moment of rest
asked the elavator
again,
“He
school days,”
“Oh—" breathed the
“We were
was more than that—in our
said Grace.
girl.
really-truly sweethearts
in those days and then I came East
and then the war and George in his
uniform and the call to the front and
—well, T married before he
left. That's all. 1 have never heard
of Bob from that day to this.”
It w that Bob
ton a magnet
the moving theater again.
George
Mor
to
as the next day
was dracred as by
picture
“Isn't there some time,
thi
some place
somehow ve could have a
ae asked, after talking to Grace for a
few moments,
Grace was silent. She would not
ask him to the gen~ral parlor of the
boarding house, She did not like to
let him take her to some place of
amusement,
“Why couldn't you just visit—here?”
she suid hesitatingiy.
“It isn’t ex: ny idea of—of ro-
mance!” he lau
side
Bob stepped again, He was
thinking. His time in New York was
short.
“Gay says you are an old friend of
bers,” said a voice at his side.
3ob turned hastily and took off his
hat. “From her home town, in fact.
You—-you call her Gay?”
“We call that
such a brick the
trouble she’s had.”
Bob
she's
the
because
face of all
her
in
that Grace was
hlack- hoth of
had seen her
then?”
remembered
wearing all
the occasions when
had trouble,
black on
he
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