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WEDNESDAY, OCT.
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

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at our storé during Community GIMME THE
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A partial list of satisfied users:
Jacob E. Brubaker, Jr., Mt. Joy, Pa
Roy E. Schroll, Mount Joy, Pa.
Martin W. Shearer, Rheems, Pa.
E. E. Wolgemuthy Mt. Joy, Pa.
Amos N. Mumma, Mt. Joy, Pa.
Armour Frey, Safe Harbor, Pa. 1
Isaac T. Ginder, Mt. Joy, Pa. !
J. C. Shellenberger, Lancaster, R8
Mahlon Bushong, Columbia, Pa.
Sam’l H. Tressler, Marietta, Pa. f
Willis Millhouse, Mountville, Pa.
Ask them. They will tell you
what it will do.
Will operate during Communily
Show.
H. S. NEWCOMER
2 Old Market St.
MOUNT JOY, PA.

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OWL-LAFFS

You just
School kids
hot ones
gotta hand it to ’em.
pull off some pretty
occasionally. Over at
school the other day a youngster
asked the teacher what has four
wheels and flies? Imagine her sur-
prise when the pupil said: “A gar-
bage wagon.”

When Prof. Baugher,
abethtown College, spoke before
our Rotarians a week ago he told
them of how times have changed.
How very few girls there are now-
a-days who don’t know how to bake
bread; How few boys there are who
of Eliz-
The Pennsylvania senatorial case
has been postponed until December
sing “Vare is my wandering boy to-
night?”
A man living between here and
Milton Grove told me that com-
plications set in after his operation
The doctor hadi to put his bill in the
hands of an attorney.

Frank Germer, the down town
! mail carrier, says that the wind
| causes trees to petrify. It makes
{ them rock.
A lad here asked his Dad what
political pie was.
The old gent answered: ‘“‘Apple-
sauce and plums.”
I asked that same man if he
i thought a certain chap here would
| make a good prohibition enforce-
{ ment officer.
He said:
on the
liquor.”
“I think so. He’s quick
trigger and he knows his
school marms
of the
One of our rural
asked a boy to what class
animal kingdom he belonged.
He told her. “I dont know
teacher. Pa says you're an old hen
and Ma says you're an old cat.”
We've got a chap here in town
who goes down to Doc. Snyder's
regularly once a week and he isn’t
sick a bit. I asked him, what’s the
big idea and he told me he was
reading a continued story in one of
Doc’s waiting room magazines.
here in town who
tried to get a political job recently
I asked him what he was doing and
he said. “Nothing.”
[ learned later that
job.
Met a fellow
he got his
Joe Detwiler, the barber, claims
that a modern girl is exactly like a
rebuilt automobile the same old
chassis all worked over.
Adam was toiling home at the
end of a hot summer's day carry-
ing his shovel and hoe, while little
Cain trotted beside him.
On reaching the Garden of Eden,
little Cain peeped through the pal-
ings and said: “Gee, pop, I wished
we lived here.”
And pop replied:
until your mother
house and home.”
“We did once,
ate us out of
At last I've heard of a generous
Scotchman. He blows his nose
every day.

Saw a fellow Saturday night who
thought he was like a trolley car
but he wasn’t. No matter how full
a trolley gets, it can always go
straight.
Newcomer says when he
John
goes fishing its a vacation but
when President Hoover goes its a
vocation.
A fellow up town called me in
to see the job of paper-hanging he
had just finished. He said our paper
hangers charge too much so he did
it himself.
I asked him what those bumps
were on the walls and he remarked:
“By thunder I forgot to take down
the pictures before I started.”
A chap here received this letter
from his girl Monday: “If you love
me as I love you I guess you know
that we are thru.
A young fellow from town who
went to college along about Sep-
tember 1, wrote home and told his
mother he broke a record. She went
over and told the neighbors how
unfortunate her son was.

John Dillinger, the tire man,
claims that girls go wrong because
they don’t read the detour signs.
office
A man near our says he
who borrowed his snow shovel last.

so that the Senate can continue to
can’t for the life of him remember
A Wise Owl $1.50 per year.
GRIDIRON SPORTS
TO THE SURPRISE OF A BANNER,
CROWD MOUNT JOY HANDED
THE HARRISBURG PRO-
FESSIONALS A LACING.
Before one ol the largest crowds to
witness a foot ball game here in years,
Mount Joy's eleven won the best game
of the season here Sunday afternoon
when they trounced the Harrisburg
Professionals 14 to 6.
The playing of the local team was
a surprise to many. The way they
hit the line, hurled forwards and zig-
zaggzed had the heavy eleven from the
{ Capital City completely baffled at
times.
Snatching an intercepted pass
bounding out of the arms of Search,
visiting player, G. Germer ran twenty
yards for the first Mt. Joy score.
Neiss added the extra point on a line
plunge. J. Germer was the next play-
er to score taking a pass from Laske-
witz and running thirty yards across
the final chalk mark. Another pass
Laskewitz to J. Germer accounted for
the extra point.
“Al” Laskewitz gave one of the
prettiest exhibitions of broken field
running seen here in a long time. On
two occasions he ran thru almost the

have seen the leather for their | antire opposing team.
shoes grow on their farm, ete. He Harrisburg Pro's 6 Mt. Joy A. C. 14
forgot to tell them that it is 10 | left end E. Matteer
longer that the old Kuhnert left tackle Collins
family clothes line be made of Bartle telt guard W. Matteer
h ire cable. ; he
¥ rane Anderson center Markley
Simonic right guard Wertz
Potteiger right tackle Kaley
Jufle right end J. Germer
Shaeffer quarterback Laskewitz
Cadiz left halfback Halbleib
McCone right halfback Shiffer
Search fullback Niece
HBG. PROF. 0 0 0 6—6
MT. JOY A. C. 0 014 0—14
Substitutes: Harrisburg Profession-
als: Shambaugh for Cadiz, Miller for
Ensminger, Cadez for Shaeffer, Shaeff
er for Cadiz; Mount Joy A. C.; Show-
alter for Markley, Gutshall for Kaley,
R. Shatz for Shiffer, Schneider for
Wertz, G Germer for E. Matteer, Ellis
for R. Schatz, Metzler for Laskewitz.
Touchdowns,
als, McCrone; Mount Joy A. C., G.
Germer, J. Germer . Points: Mt. Joy, |
Niece, line plunge; Mount Joy, (for-!
ward passes) Laskewitz to J. Germer. !
Referee, W. Ellis. Umpire, Schneid-
of Periods, 15 minutes.
Maytown Eleven Wins
The Maytown foot ball team defeat-
ed the West End Blue Jackets of Lan-
caster, on Sunday 14 to 7.
scored in the second and third periods
while the city team scored in the final
quarter
HEALTH TALK
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE
B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH

“During the so-called
der trial some months ago much
TO THE LOVERS OF |
Harrisburg Profession-4;
er. Head Linesman, F. Germer. Time |
Maytown |, cyAIRS
‘hex’ mur-| ypWEL ER

ELECTION NOTICE
Notice is hereby given that
General Election to be
November 5, 1929, the aq
stated in the ordinances bel
forth will be submitted fi
opproval or rejection of the
tors of Mount Joy Borough.
AN ORDINANCE
. AN ORDINANCE PROV
FOR THE SUBMISSION TO '
ELECTORS OF THE BORO
OF MOUNT JOR OF THE QU
ON WHETHER THE BOROUG
SHALL APPROPRIATE MO
FOR THE MAINTENANCE |
FREE, NON-SECTARIAN, PUBL
LIBRARY. re
HEREAS, Henry G. Reist, has
deglared his intention to es if
a free, non-sectarian, public librar
in the Borough of Mount Joy, ¢
has © requested that the Borough
Provie for the maintenance th
of: gh
1. Be it ordained by the Council
of the Borough of Mount Joy the
the question hereinafter set fi
shall Be submitted to the electors
of the Borough at the regular elee-
tion to. be held by the regular eleec-
tion officers at the usual hours anc
places for holding general elections
in the Borough on Tuesday, the
fifth day of November, A. D. Nine-
teen Hundred and Twenty-nine. ;
2. The question to be submitted
to the ele¢tors at the election afore-
said shall be as follows: 3 CE
“Shall the Council of the Boro
of Mount Joy make an annual ap-
propriation not to exceed an amount
equal to twp mills on the dollar of
all taxable property in the Borough,
for the maintenance or for aid im
the maintendnce of a free, non-
sectarian, public library to be es-
tablished in ti said Borough by
deed or gift of Henry G. Reist, the
Borough to bé represented by at
least two members on the board
having control 6f the affairs of such
library?” i
3. The Clerkiof Council shall
cause notice of Said election, em-
bodying this ordinance therein, to
be published in the Mount Joy Bul-
letin once a week for thirty days
prior to said election and to post
during said time, at least twenty
printed like notices in publiceplaces
in the Borough. y
Enacted and ordained by Council
this 9th day of A. D, 1929.
JOHN L. MURPHY
President of Couneil
Attest: Jacob H. Zeller, Secy. :

Approved this 19th day of Sept.,
A. D. 1929. x ;
H. H. ENGLE,
sept254t Burgess

“GREEN FROGS”???
‘What are they?
Why are ‘they?
You want onel!
CENTRAL CUT-RATE STORE
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Shop Open Daily
7A. M ted P. M.
NO WAITING
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11 Lumber St. MT. JOY, PA.
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Don. W. Gorreeht
Mt. Joy, Pa.

scorn was pointed at the ignorance
which was responsible for the
crime. It so happened, however,
that many of those who were de-
riding the situation were not quite
so intelligent as they considered
themselves to be,” said Dr. The-
odore B. Appel, Secretary of
Health, today.
“There are yet many super-
stitions which in quality, if not in
intensity, are just as bad as is the
‘hex’ idea. And to make matters
there is not the excuse of
ignorance to support them. Indeed,
these misconceptions are harbored
by thousands who have education
and sound reasoning power.
“For example, many thousands
of parents are still of the opinion
that whooping cough, measles and
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worse,
other ‘catching diseases’ should be
thus be done
cancer is a commun-
icable disease; that tuberculosis is
an inherited malady; and. that
tonics can effectively supplant the
physical necessities of fresh air,
proper food, adequate sleep and
daily exercise.
“As a matter of fact, the child-
hood diseases should be guarded
against with the utmost caution.
They kill thousands of little people
aught early and
with; that
each year. Again, while cancer is
not a communicable disease and
carries no personal stigma of any
kind, early diagnosis of probable
symptoms such as lumps, unusual
bleeding and persistent sores should
be made by a physician. Many
lives can thus be saved. Tuber-
culosis also needs early discovery
for favorable results. herefore,
cough or a consistent
should promptly be
And finally, the
a persistent
loss of weight
investigated.
basic living laws need to be care-
fully and regularly followed if
life is to attain its highest degree
of vigor and vitality.
“If you are so
fun at unfortunate
in the first place
upon yourself to make sure that
it is not also playing devitalizing
tricks on you. Get out ol the ‘hex’
class before pitying ‘hexers. ”
A
inclined, poke
ignorance. But
turn the light

62 Lose Cards
The Bureau of Motor Vehicles
during the past week revoked the
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2 Old "Market St.
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1928 CHEVROLET SEDAN
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1928
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1926 CHEVROLET CO
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MAYTOWN, PENNA.

cards of sixty-two automobile driv-
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investigation, in
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