WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26th,
1929
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
OWL. LAFFS
A man here advertised a 3-room
apartment and the first applicant
who called inquired: “I see only
two rooms. Where is the third?”
The landlord said: “Here’s the
bed room, the dining room and
then there’s room for improvement.
When a certain young man from
town who finished school and was
going away, he said to his parents:
“Pll try and write home every
week.”
His father said: “My
son. Try and make your
last longer than that.”
goodness,
money
Landisville was vis-
iting a family here when she said
to the 7-year-old boy at the house:
“Won't you walk along over to the
trolley station with me?”
The boy replied:
A lady from
“No, I can’t. We!
are going to have dinner as soon as
you go.”
I asked Joe Roth up at the Peris
Mfg. Co. office what they call a
man who comes from Indiana, Joe |
‘said: Who, sir?”
Just then Dot
“correct.”
Musselman said:
They Talk Golfy
A man here said to his wife:
“You’ll drive me out of my mind.”
She said: “That’s no drive, its a
putt.”
Charlie Roth can’t understand
how King Solomon got so many
wives without an automobile.
A new waiter went on duty at
one of our restaurants. Her first
customer ordered a beef stew and
she asked if he wanted it with or
| without whipped cream,
Recently a thief stole a lot of
harness from a farmer out in Rapho
township and what I'd like to know
is, how the heck will the State Po-
lice find the thief if they didn’t
leave a trace behind.
trom Flor-
weakness.
my weak-
shiek
his
are
I asked a young
in if women were
He said: “No, they
nesses.”
In Puritan Days
The Puritan laws forbade a man
to kiss his wife on Sunday, so they
kissed other men’s wives.
A man on Marietta street took a
|bath one of those hot evenings last
week and found two shirts he had
lost last Summer.
Now I know why one of the
youngsters in our grade school
| didn’t pass and wasn’t promoted.
Her mother told me that those
teachers back there ask the poor
child questions about things that
occurred before she was born. I
told her I'd speak to Bill about
that so that it wouldn’t happen a-
gain.
Of course that didn’t surprise me
because I heard one of our teachers
"say the greatest thing about George
Washington was his memory or
they wouldn’t have erected a monu-
ment to it.
1 heard a lady say to a young
man: “What have you got under
there?”
He replied: “Under wear?”
One of our old maids was talking
in her sleep the other night. She
said: “Who’se that under my bed?”
! A voice answered: “Nobody but
us shoes.”
Old Maid:
“Aw, heck!”
A family from town spent a few
days at Atlantic City. While there
the daughter was rescued from the
ing. When the Life Guard brought
daughter was rescued from drown-
ther in he said to her father: “I
have just resuscitated your daugh-
tor.”
“Then by Gad you'll
said the old gent.
marry her,”
A lady went to Doc Chandler
asked for a box of canine pills.
Doc asked her what was the mat-
ter with the dog and she said: “I'll
and
have you know sir my hushand is
no dog.”
Doc turned away, laughed up his
Dust Now Recognized
as Powerful Explosive
It 1s more or less generally well
known that all dust accumulations rep-
resent a menace of no mean propor-
tions. Dust is explosive and many
mills were wrecked by this mysterious
power before the real cause was un-
derstood. In a mine, for instance, the
_ explosion taking place in one cham-
ber was carried to the next and so on
until the explosive force swept through
the entire mine and the workings
were wrecked completely, It is only
within a comparatively few years that
it was ascertained that this march of
destruction was conducted through the
subterranean passages by the accumu-
lation of dust on the walls and in the
crevices, Now this is avoided by a
coating which is sprayed on and which
prevents the dust thus treated from
exploding. In the case of grain mills
the damage done by these mysterious
bursts was particularly severe and the
government agencies have been giving
considerable attention to the study of
these mysterious blasts. In the course
of some experiments it was found pos-
sible to drive ap automobile engine by
the use of finely powdered corn dust.
— Louisville Courier-Journal.
Cattle that have been fattened
on grass should be given only dry,
non-laxative feeds for 3 or 4 days
before shipping. This enables them
to reach the market in better
dition.
Eh.
Consistent and NOT spasmodic
davertising always pays best. Each
time you stop advertising, the pub-
lic thinks you quit business. tf
sleeve and put some quinine pills in
an envelope.
A WISE OWL |
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1s the
test of a
motor
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the higher power-producing elements
of petroleum into the form that en-
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a pronounced degree of extra
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‘through a scientifically b
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the throttle.
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“One-armed”
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just enough of the lighter or more volatile elements needed to let the
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Do vou buy this or that motor fuel because of
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And in doing so, do you forget or under-
of
easy to develop any one quality
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wi]
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No matter how
motor fuel may be
of little use to
can get it when
you
Atlantic is
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the other qualities
needed for its man y-sided job?
It 1s
at the sacrifice
numerous.
But it is quite another matter to
High all-round efhciency is an accomplished
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nounced.
starting—marvelously quick on pick-up—and so
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Dean Senior
| of lamb and cow,
Dean, Dean and
Son
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By DOROTHY DOUGLAS S
(Copyright.)
HERE were many among their
mutual friends who thought that
John Dean was being somewhat dog-
matic in so arbitrarily trying to force
his son Basil into the trade that he
himself was in.
John Dean was a butcher, his fa-
ther before him had been a butcher
and also his grandfather and each gen-
eration of butcher Deans had put the
increasing chain of butcher shops on a
sounder’ financial foundation.
The firm name was now Dean, Dean
& Son—being the three successive
Deans. And now because young Basil
Dean had inherited from the mother
whom he had scarcely known what he
called artistic ability and his father
called tommyrot, Basil had determined
to establish himself In the millinery
and costume trade.
“Imagine a son of mine, and a
mouthful of pins, draping laces and
taffetas on female forms!” stormed
wrathfully.
He stormed, however, to no avail for
young Basil was both sane and sound
of faculty and knew what he was best
equipped for in battle with
finance.
And deep as was the regard be-
tween father and the inability
of each to see the other's viewpoint
life's
son,
estranged the two so that Basil moved
old homestead of
and took a small flat above the
shop which he established.
And every time Dean Senior passed
the small, exclusive shop that bore the
name Dean, Incorporated, and had as
its window display a frothy bit of
chiffon and a dainty hat or two, he
trembled with rage.
John Dean missed his son’s presence
about the house more than he cared
to admit. He had been a widower for
nearly twenty years and the house
was lonesome with only the servants
for company.
Perhaps that was why Dean hap-
pened to fall a victim to the undoubt-
ed charms of Constance Fry, the wid-
ow of a somewhat impoverished army
officer. Constance had been forced to
earn her own living and also to pro-
vide for the son who was even then
ready to select a career for himself.
She herself had gone into the mil-
linery business and had succeeded re-
markably only to realize that her ssn
could find no joy in the thought of
following in his mother’s footsteps.
Peter Fry loved the butchering busi-
ness and his only ambition was to be-
long to the -chain of shops that Dean
Senior was the head of. It had been
through this idea of his that Mrs. Fry
and Mr. Dean had met.
“His only inspiration is among bits
» she had lamented
from the his fore-
bears
into Dean's sympathetic ear and there
discussion as to Peter's future was
the link that simply chained Dean
Senior to her side until he could think
of nothing but Constance and his long-
ing to make her his wife and com-
panion in the big empty house.
And having established son Peter
comfortably among the choice cuts of
lamb, ox tails and tripe, John Dean
proceeded to lay siege to the heart of
Constance,
But Constance was not so easily
won, though she felt tremendously at-
tracted to John Dean.
“1 love millinery
much just to let it all go.
joved huilding it up and
pride in it. I wouldn't
if I could find just the exact man to
over the actual working
it and let me just continue designing
costumes—but I can’t marry you, John,
until I find a man who exactly fits in
with my of keepi my busi-
ness well on its feet.” And wit
business too
I have en-
feel much
my
take
scheme
mind so much |
part of |
h those |
RELIGIOUS NEWS
IN OUR CHURCHES
NEWS PERTAINING TO ALL THF
CHURCHES IN MOUNT JOY
BORO AND THE ENTIRE
SURROUNDING COM-
MUNITY
Donegal Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segelken, D. D., Pastor
Church School at 9:30.
D. C. Witmer, Superintendent.
219 West Main St.
Mt. Joy, Pa.
All who want something bettes
than they can get in the under
world come to the Bible Pentecostal
day and night Mission, on Saturday
at, 219 W, Main St.
Trinity Lutheran Church
Rev, Geo. A. Kercher, Pastor
Bible School 9:30 A. M.
Morning service 10:45 A.M.
Evening service 7 P. M.
Evangelical Congregational Church
Rev, A. Lee Barnhart, Pastor
Sunday School 9.30 A. M.
Mr. S. F. Eshleman, Sut.
10:30 A. M. Morning worship.
6:45 P.M. RK. 1L.C: BE:
CUT PRICES
7:30 P. M. Evening worship.
The First Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segelken, D. D., Pastor |
Church School 9:30 A. M. |
H. S. Newcomer, Superintendent
|
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Morning worship and sermon at
10:30. “The Nation’s Supreme
Need’.
Evening worship and sermon
7:30. “Follow Me.”
Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. Wm. H. Beyer, Pastor
9:30 A. M. Sunday School.
Dr. E. W. Garber, Supt.
10:30 A. M. Sermon.
7.30 P. M. Addresses by Mr.
Fred Diffenderfer and Mr. Gibney
Diffenderfer. |
Wed. at 7.30 Prayer meeting,
Cordial welcome to all.
St. Mark’s Church of The United
Brethren in Christ
Rev. H. S. Keifer, Pastor
Sunday School at 9.15 A. M.
H. N. Nissly, superintendent.
Holy communion at 10.15 A. M.
Reception of members.
Christian Endeavor at 6.30 P. M.
Sermon and communion at 7.30
'P. M.
| You are most cordially invited te
all these services.
Florin U. B. Church in Christ
Rev. J. C. Deitzler, M. A., Pastor
| Bible school at 9:30 A. M.
Hoyl communion service 10.30
A.M,
Junior society at 5:15 P. M.
Intermediate Society 5:45 P. M.
Senior Society at 6:30 P. M.
Evening worship at 7:15 P. M.
Choir rehearsal Tuesday 7:30 P.M
Prayer service Thursday 7.30 P.M
You are cordially invited to all
these services.
Church of God
Rev. I. A. MacDannald, D. D.
Minister
S. S. 9:30-A. M.
J. S. Hamaker, Supt.
Sermons 10:30 A. M., 7.45 P. M.
C.E. 7 P. M. Leader, Evelyn
Smeltzer.
Junior Choir Wednesday, 7 P. M.
Prayer service Wednesday, 7.45 |
P. M.
Choir and Men’s Chorus Thurs-
day 7.30 P. M.
You are cordially invited to
{worship with us.
St. Luke’s Episico; | Church
Rev'd. William S. J. Dumvill, Rector
words she had looked wistfully up into
John’s fine blue eyes.
Dean thouzht swiftly and to good
purpose. He could win Constance for |
his wife and bring ‘k his son to the
fold—all in one hig gesture of mental
weakness—for John considered it a
form of wea s once and for all to
acree that his son should continue in
any but the but business. How-
ever, since Constance was so desirable
and son Peter ready to step into the
line of Dean, Dean & Son—well—so
be it.
That afternoon Dean, Senior, crossed
the threshold of Dean, Incorporated,
for the first but not the last time,
and Basil looked up from some wonder-
ful designs he was sketching. A smile
far more wonderful than the colors
of the drawings was the smile in his
eyes.
“Dad--by jove! It's actually dad!”
and he jumped up to grasp his dad's
hand in a grip that hurt. There was
nothing feminine about young Basil. |
An hour later the two went out |
arm in arm. All was harmoniously |
settled
“It’s great of yon, dad, simply
oreat,” said Basil, “And 1 8 dad, |
do you think the new mater will like
me.” |
“Couldn’t help it, my lad, you're
made of the right stuff,” said Dean
Senior.
Genuine Advice
A man lent a friend a book, “How
to Live to Be a Hundred.”
Meeting a little later, the friend
told the lender that hi} wife was read- |
ing the book in » spare time she |
had. The lender was delighted.
A month later they met again and
the lender again inquired about his
friend's wife,
ng wonderful,”
friend. “She
“She's doi
looks over one hundred
| now and she isn’t fifty yet.”
|
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|
i The instincts in a horse that
| ave opposed to obedience to man
| increase in strength with age, so |
is very desirable to begin the edu-
cation of the colt as early as pos-
sible. A good plan is to break
colts to lead gefore they are wean-
ed, and to harness them between
the ages of 2 3 vears. Accus-
and 3
tom colts to work gradually and do | birds’
not use them at heavy work wuntil
they are practically mature.
|
replied the |
Sunday Services
Holy ‘communion the first Sunday
of each month 10:30 A. M.
Sunday School 9:15 A. M.
Morning Prayer and Sermon 10:
30 A. M.
Even-song and address 7:30 P. M
ing 7:30
A cordial invitation is extended
to all.
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| market made a deduct
{in weight or in price for live poul-
try that is ‘“‘overcropped.” It
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the coops when shij poultry to
| adkot If the nn “will not ar-|
{rive at the market for 24 hours or|
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| with corn well soaked in water may |
{be nailed in each coop. The water |
in the comm helps to satisfy the]
thirst,
cut down shrinkage in weight
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For a Short Time
40c Dona Castile, 4 cakes ... 25¢
50c Burk’s Cod Liver Oil, tab. 34¢
$1 Burk’s Cod Liver Oil Tab. 79¢c
40c, 4 cakes Jergens Soap ... 25¢
25¢ Pensler’s Little Liver Pills 19¢
25¢ O’Neal’s Vegetable Tablets 19¢
$1 New Life Wine Tonic .... 79¢
25¢ King’s Catarrh Cream ... 17¢
50c Pensler Milk Magnesia .. 39c¢
25¢ Laxative Cold Breaker 19¢
25c Agnew’s Cold Tablets ... 23e¢
75¢c Bathing Alcohol ...... «+ 49¢c
$1 Dr. Thatcher's Liver and
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25¢ De Witt’s Cough Syrup 17¢
30c Aperio Laxative ........ 19¢
25¢ Palmer’s Skin Soap ..... 19¢
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Boe Cold Cream 39¢
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