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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 5th, 1929
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

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Varying Ideas as to
“Better Halves’ ”” Value
Females of the “flapper” type are
tribesmen
| not in favor among the
in some parts of Africa. The fattesy
[ “irl is considerad the greatest beau
v nnd in order to attain this condi
ion of pulchritude the girls gorge
milk and

all physical exertion

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of playing but it is nerally
| believed that they came from Asia,
The great Chi
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of Seun-ho, in the

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vented in the reig
year 1120 A. D They first appeared
in Europe during the Fourteenth een-
tury, evidently having entered through
| the Arabs or Saraeens, who may have
learned their use from the gypsies.
The earliest cards were painted, but
the art of printing cards was discov-
ered by the Germars about 1360, and
the modern figures on the cards are
| said to have been invented in France
{ between 1430 and 1461. The popular-
ity of card games grew rapidly during
the Fifteenth century, in spite of gov-
ernment edicts against them and cru-
sades to stop gaming.

Eradicate Injurious Weed
Buckhorn :
antly in all parts of the state.

hand-digging.
should be cut with
fresh surfac
bolic acid. Badly
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| ter-tilled crops for two seasons.
ret CB
Consistent and NOT spasmodic | asked if he
| advertising always pays best. Each | said, “No, thanks.

went to his
of pains in
him a few pills and said, “Take one
of these a quarter
fore you feel the pain coming on.”

(her. What next?”
| told to
{pulled the top half all the way |
bottom half all the |
is a weed found abund-
It in-
{ jures lawns, meadows, and pastur s.

| Where only a efw plants are growing
in the lawn, they can be removed by |
If plentiful, each plant
a hoe and the
treated with crude car-
infested pastures
' should be plowed and planted to in-

OWL-LAFFS

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BY
O. W. L.
(On With Laughter)

LAFFS
They're telling a good story on
one of our local doctors. A patient
office and complained
the neck. Doc gave
of an hour be-

| hearty smokers.
| noteworthy are a
| while pair
-
| Great Artist's Pipes
Prized as Art Relics
One does not often hear of smoker's
pipes being ranked high among art rel-
tes. The date of the introduction of
tobacco precludes them from boasting
of remote antiquity of origin, though
your smoker who makes the coloring
of a pipe a solemn ritual may have
very pronounced views on its artistic
claims. Nor is his point of view ig-
vored by the fine arts authorities, for,
adjacent to a rich collection of snuff-
hoxes, there may be seen at the muse-
nm of decorative arts, in the Louvre,
a number of well-seasoned pipes,
wost of which must have belonged to
Perhaps the most
couple of hriars
which belonged to the painter Corot.
It is said t he smoked these pipes
» several of his greatest

works, and if so, they have a legiti-
mate claim to distinction. Pipes at-
tributed to illustrious men are not un
commonly met with elsewhere in Par
{s, usually in cafes which were fre- |
| quented hy the great, but they are
Mr. Wise Owl feels a bit poetic |
so here goes:
I've got a beau,
His name is Jim,
He looks like something
The cat dragged in.
Eyes are crossed,
Got a fishy stare,
Head all shiny
And minus hair.
Nose is hooked,
Mouth sinks in,
Beard is shaggy
On give-in chin.
Tall and skinny,
Legs are bowed,
Knees knock together,
And pigeon-toed.
Not much for looks,
Got a heart of tin,
But a darn good man
For the shape he’s in.
A funny one happened up at
Florin last week. When a certain
carpenter came home his wife had
her finger tied up, saying that she
cut an ugly gash into it. Hubby
said, ‘Let me see it.” The lady
began removing the bandages, only
to discover that she had wrapped
up the wrong finger.
Heard a down town lady tell a-
bout her daughter who is but ten
vears old and can play so well on
the piano but that’s nothing. Our
new apprentice boy, Freddie, says
he played on the linoleum when
he was only a year old.
Saw a 1915 Model Ford go up
town on low gear with a big
across the back, “Richmond, Va.”
Now what I'd like to know is:
could that rightfully be called a
Virginia creeper?

If you don’t know which side of
your bread is buttered, drop it on
the carpet. Surely the buttered
side always falls
never fails.
Several of our Legion men were
exchanging yarns about
periences in France in town Mem-
orial Day. Referring to a parti-
cular one, I inquired if he kept
cool while in battle. Claud Zeller
battle ex-!
sometimes of doubtful authenticity.
Verlaine, for instance, would appear
to have left a pipe in almost every
cafe he frequented, and these were |
‘ontinental Edition |
| of the London Daily Mail.
many.—From the (
Pleasures and Profit
in Scorpion Huntin
One of the most peculiar hunting ex-

peditions on record is that which takes |
place at more or less regular inter-
vals in the town of Mardine, in Asia
Minor. The town is surrounded by an-
cient walls built to protect it from in-
vaders, and hidden in various places
in these walls are hordes of scorpi-
ons which often become a menace to
the population. In order to keep down
the numher of these pests, said to be
death-dealing, a bonus is offered by
the municipality and regular hunts
are organized. The hunts take place
at night when the hunters, armed with
fanterns, poke around the walls and

| dislodge the scorpions. The next day
they carry them to the town officials
a
| and collect the money due uiem as a
reward. It frequently happens that
| they must wait upon the pleasure of
| that official, when they while away the
| time by making their ferocious cap-
tives engage in combat. Bets are made
on the results, and it often happens
that members of the waiting party
finve lost their money before they re
ceive it.
On the Road to Truth
All opinions, properly so called, are
staves on the road to truth. It does
not follow that a man will travel any
further: but if he has really consider d
the world and drawn a conclusion, he
nas traveled as far. This does not
apply to formulae got by rote, which
are stages on the road to nowhere but
second childhood and the grave. Tao
{ have a catchword in your mouth is
| not the same thing as to hold an
sign |
| many
opinion ; still less is it the same thing
as to have made one for yourself
There are too many of these cateh
words in the world for people to rap
out upon you like an oath and by
way of argument. They have a cur
rency as intellectual counters; and
\ respectable people pay their
way with nothing else.—Robert Louis
| Stevenson.
down—and it |
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said, “Yes indeed, he kept cool, so,
cool in fact he
| time.”

In returning hi
the close of school, t
¢ one of our grade boys if that
was his father's sig
The be 1S neal
as | ild m it
A n here ov went to an
var 1 becausc
ne 1 S¢€ people he
dr hou
My Gawd! ey ke anything
ollege now; when I was a
I see
| wi y in this
stor beetle IT saw
Ve ’ Some monkey!
Ar I (even babies
e!) was some kid too. As
1 had (for-
t think much of

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I did

At a local
industry a boy was
open the windows wide. He
down and the
way up. Now he has a new job.
Some one asked
to use the word viaduct in a sen-
tence and believe me he was right
there with a good one. He said,
“Some one threw a tomato at me
and that’s viaduet.”

A family in town was out driv-
ing Sunday with the son at the
wheel. When asked why he didn’t
keep the car in the middle of the
road he said, “I just washed it this
and can't do a thing with
it.
You can nearly always tell a
poker player when you see him
walk. If he shuffles along you know
he’s a card shark.
Roy Sheetz
misfortune but
man’s own fault,
says a hair lip is a
shivered all the |

Algerian Grasshoppers
Some Algerian grasshoppers, just
arrived at the London zco, have beat-
en all records for the genius of leap-
ing. They seem to have sacrificed ev- |
body
ervthing for this as, though the
the nind legs
is barely an inch long,

are fully three
The newcomers are confined in a

| glass case, two feet higl et, when
first in, their horn) ds were
ly tapp the of.
they
€alvin Kramer |

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carnivorous, fee

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This
seen
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to ify ¢ =
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a rule to obse
great 1 go
r to
Fossil lvory
Mammoth ivory, soiedmes called
| fossil ivory, comes fron N I'h
| tusks, longer and more than
those of the elephant, are f in the
frozen mud of the “tundr or frozen
A lady took her little son up to
Doe Chandler's for ice
cream.
After he had eaten a plate he was
wanted
{ time you stop advertising, the pub don’t want any more.”
lic thinks you quit business.
he
Our classified ads bring results.
more and he
Mother says I

marshes of the northeastern Siberian
wastes.
Ore mammoth tusk found in Siberia
was 13 feet 7 inches long and weighed
185 pounds. Ordinary fossil ivory real-
izes from $75 to $100 per hundred-

weight.
Or Try a Kitten
Prospective Tenant— This apart
is too small. Not room enough te
swing a cat in
Fed-Up Agent—Ah! Then why not
find some other amusement?—DBoston
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was so drunk I fell
was {rue and he said,
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