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National Demonstration

National
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Drive the\Chevrolet Six
you inspect The Outstanding
istory—you will never appreci-
ate what a wonderful achievement it is until you sitat the
week has been set aside as
Veek, and you are cordially
invited to come in and drive this sensational automobile.
Not only is the new six-cylinder valve-in-head motor 32%

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faster acceleration . . . not only does it provide a fuel- =
economy of better than twenty, miles to the gallon— but =
it operates with such marvelous six-cylinder smoothness
Pn that you almost forget there is a ‘motor under the hood!
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drive this new Chevrolet Six. Comte in today!
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Phaeton $525 Delivery. 2595
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RUBIN & RUBIN
ONE DAY ONLY
5 Wed. March 6th
9AMTOSP M
Chandler's Drug Store
Mount Joy Penna.
You only have ome pair of eyes—take care of them and
they will take care of you. If you need Glasses, come to
this reliable firm where, satisfactory service is guaranteed.
Thousands of pleased cubtomers recommend
RUBIN & BIN for Glasses
Special This ‘Visit Only?
White Gold- Invisib White Gold
Filled Frames Bifocals Frames
strong and com-
With high bridge,
complete with deep
$7. 65 fortable; guaran-
All ground in one “eed quality.
hollow ground
3.45
lenses far or near
All Modern» Equipment—No Drops Used
Dr. Irvin B. Rubin, Opt. in Personal chy
$6.85
RUBIN & RUBIN.

Regular bridge,
piece.

CHANDLER'S DRUG STORE Est. x
25 id Mt Joy, Pa., Wed, March 6,9 to 5 25 Yrs.
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Optical Pept.—
The c@mbined optical
departmignts of both
the Appel and Weber
stores make 1t the most
complete § optical Ade-
partment iin the city,
and is un§er the per-
sonal supervision of
Mr. W. WwW. ppel.
APPEL
WEBER
Forty North Queeh Street
LANCASTER, PA.

Saturday Eve'g,
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Lv. Mt. Joy ....
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
Educating The
Motoring Public
| VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR
MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE
BULLETIN BY LANCASTER
AUTOMOBILE CLUB

Warning to motorists to look to
their headlights is sounded by S. Ed-
| ward Gable, president of the Lancas-
ter Automobile Club. “It is import-
|ant that headlights be focused pro-
| perly and that drivers carry extra
{ bulbs in the car,” Mr. Gable said.
| “State motor patrol officers are en-
forcing this regulation, a number of
| . .
| arrests having been made in Lancas-
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| ter county recently, and the auto-

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A young couple here had
A few days later he
“Let’s kiss and make up.”
plied, “If you'll
need to.”
could get a couple of Free Masons.
shore, for fear of getting lost.
afraid the bathing
get him,

admired. the
dashed wall paper in
room. The lady said
her husband eats his grape fruit.
artistically
sively garbed and he
“Deed she was, sah.
pensive garbage when I sees it.”
George Mumper tells
farmer in his section
man to give the tow
the most milk, all the
would take.
pump full of chop.
chop
The codfish lays a million eggs
And the helpful hen lays one;
But the codfish doesn’t cackle
To tell us what she’s done;
And so we scorn the codfish coy,
And the helpful hen we prize,
Which indicates to you and me
It pays to advertise.
A man here called up a bird store
at Lancaster the other day
said,
to send up to me at once.”
want with 30,000 cockroaches?”
them.”
Of all things Clyde Gerberich
would like to know, “Does an incu-
bator chicken love its mother?”
Out autoing Sunday a Florin wo-
man said, “I think we have a cylin-
der missing.” He said, “I'll bet
those mean kids next door took it.”

Paint helps the looks of any old
house but it has the opposite effect
on an old face.

shot for
alcoholic man
The patriotic man gets
his country and the
gets shot for himself,

A man at Salunga came to Daniel
Brubaker’s shoe store here and ask-
ed what was good for his wife’s fall-
en arches. The clerk said, “Rubber
heels.”
The customer said,
them with?”
“What’ll I rub
There are a lot of
old world
things in this
of ours that don’t seem
quite right. Some professional men
have a lot more privileges than
others. The doctor, for instance,
can call on another man’s wife,
charge for a visit and get away with
it. If the editor tried anything like
that he’d get a load of buckshot.

nett his coat was ripped. He said,
{ “Nope, just seams ripped.
| A fellow here who owns a 1916
rfellow is not the kind of a fellow
Ford says it has so darn much play
and does so many motions that he
named it Charleston.

A customer at Cap Williams’ bar-
ber shop was asked if he wanted
his hair cut any particular way and
he said, “Yeah, off.”
A lady on Marietta street told
me she hadn't any sympathy for a
man who drinks. I told her I hadn’t
either. Only envy.

There’s a chap in town who sleeps
in a bed 8 feet wide and 12 feet
long. Tl tell this cruel world that’s
a lot of bunk.

Henry Garber says he knows how
many itches there are in a mosquito
but he hasn't figured out yet just
how many peeps ‘there are in a key-
hole.

They tell me Scotch athletes are
so blamed tight they even hate to
loosen up their muscles,

Two girls at the Shoe Factory had
this conversation. One said her new

who goes around cyaing legs.”

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girl, “Gog
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gavens, I nev-
with a
a scrap.
called to see
her and there she was, all dolled up |
with lips as red as cherries. He said,
She re- | with State
be careful I won’t
A man right here in town contem-
plates building a brick house this
They tell me Carl Engle won't go
in bathing when he goes to the sea-
He's
beauties might
I was in a certain home here and
splatter-
the breakfast
that’s where
At court last week a colored man
was asked if the woman was expen-
replied,
AR knows ex-
me that a
told the hired
that produces
she
Next day he found his
and
“Have you 30,000 cockroaches
“What in heaven’s name do you
“Well,” replied the fellow, “I am | School age.
moving today and my lease says I “1 don’t think 1 shall ever go to
must leave the premises in exactly | School,” she volunteered one day.
the same condition in which I found | ‘Daddy knows everything, so I think
This morning I told Charlie Ben- |
{ mobile owner whose headlights are
{not properly focused and the one
{ who fails to carry extra bulbs are
| liable to arrest and fine.”
“If cars are equipped with legal-
type lights, focused in compliance
regulations, the beams
{ will light the road ahead for a suffi-
cient distance, yet will not blind the
driver of the oncoming vehicle,” the
Auto Club head continued. “Car
owners realize this yet again and a-
coming Spring. Monday he tele-|gain we hear complaints about glar-
phoned to the Masonic Homes at |ing headlights from motorists who
Elizabethtown and inquired if he |are frank to admit that the light on |
their own cars likely would not pass
inspection. They protest loudly a-
gainst the other fellow’s shortcom-
ings, yet fail to look to their own.”
Mr. Gable pointed out that the
motor code provisions regarding
headlights are firm, yet do not work
hardship on the car owner. The law
provides that the motorist with
headlights that do not comply with
the law be directed to an official ad-
justing station and given 48 hours
to have the lamps put in proper con-
dition. If a checkup made at the
end of 48 hours reveals that the
headlights are not adjusted as or-
dered the owner is summoned to
court. Drivers who fail to carry
extra bulbs, however, can be fined
without giving notice.
“In view of the fact that the
State law requires that headlights
be adjusted properly, and because
night driving is safer and more com-
fortable for all concerned if lights
are all focused properly. I urge
every car owner to see to it that his
headlights are adjusted in com-
pliance with the law,” Mr. Gable
said.
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A Private Tutor
Helen was tive years old and was
not old enough to go to school.
was somewhat envious of several
neighbor children who started to
school this year.
After school in the evenings and on
Saturdays Helen had listened to the
wonderful accounts of her sophisti
cated little friends until she felt that
she must defend her unlightened pre-
She
that I'll just stay at home and let him
teach me.”

A Cloud for a Lining
It was their Hrst quarrel, and it
lasted longer than post-honeymoon
squabbles generally do. But finally it
was over, and the wife was confiding
to a friend. “My dear, it was really
terrible while it lasted,” she said.
“But I'm glad in a sense. See what a
splendid present Percy gave me after-
ward.”
Her friend plcked up the magnifi-
cent evening wrap. “Oh, how gor-
geous to have a husband like that!”
she cried. ‘“That’s a cloud with a
sllver-fox lining.”—Yorkshire Post,
Colonial Bedsteads
The turn-up bedstead was popular
in New England. “This,” writes Alice
Morse Earle, “was a strong frame
Aled with a network of rope, which
as fastened at the bed head by
oe res to the wall 3y night the foot
of the bed rested on two heavy legs.
By day the frame, with its bed fur
nishings, was hooked up to the wall
and covered ‘with homespun curtains
and doors.” These beds were in the
kitchen. the place chosen hecause the
room was the warmest in the house,

African Tribal Language
One of the greatest ditliculties ot
! missionaries in the Sudan lies in the
perfect babel of languages existing
| among its many tribes. a great chal-
tenge to the ambitious linguist, as
there are no books of any kind among
them. and no teachers. Added diffi
culties are the various intonations ot
each word. a wrong tone heing used
iften completely changing the meaning
of the word Recently it has been
discovered that in one tribe seven
different tones are nsed
Br.
Read the Bulletin.
Our classified ads bring results.
a while the hostess yelled, ‘“Every-
one chews his partner.”

Grant Gerberich declares that old
man Noah took two of each kind of
animal into the ark because he
didn’t believe that stork story.

Jake Baker, the contractor out
near Hossler's church, claims it’s
cheaper to build apartment houses
during leap year as you can leave
all the fire escapes off.

I think it’s mighty funny that we
hear so much about the girl who
walked home and never a word a-
bout the one who rode home,

Roy Sheetz says the only differ-
ence between the planet Mars and
his dog Bill, is that he knows his
dog is inhabited.
Open Evenings.

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cheaply you can travely Greyhound.
Frequent schedules and jicomtortable
DAGMAR
Phone 9077 \

“Kerlin-Quality”
S. C. White Leghorns
rom Pennsylva
ry The Worl oa csah
¥ Kerlin -Quality” gs B
| £
Their cost is low. he ql ae Sack,
Mountain brad. White
Seady. Healthy. Big beau!
in winter—whea
Fl customers raise 98 %
report pullets laying 60% at 6
flock averages of over 200 eggs
We have su
Big Fr ee th Hikes? Gud
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Catalog you. Chicks nah
orless. 100% live delivery guaranteed.
chick order. Send for big free caf a i
day. Visitors always welcome.
a Free. Strong,
| birds. Biggest
€ are near
Box 225
Na
Centre Hall, Pennsylvania

Y NOT START THE NEW
YEAR WITH A
GOOD USED CARS
1927 Rodge DeLux Sedan
1926
ouring
1923 Ford CanWpy
1925 Chevrolet ach

MOUNT JOY, PA.
DDLERING
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continuing the Harness
the late F. B. Groff
ith Market street, Mr.
I am
business
stand, on N
Joy.

BARBER SHOP
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES?

REPAIRING
All Day Sat

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i SATIS" This new
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Receiver hap set an
entirely new stand-
ard in design. It’s
so far beyogd what
you will firfd in or-
dinary rad# furni-
ture thege’s no
compariso
But, best of all, it
includes
set bac
includgs the only
new development
of the > year.
Comgi in and seeit.
RICHARD ZOOK
Donegal Springs Road Mt. Joy, Pa.

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ing him is to be fai
He otherwise canfiot be sym-
pathetically appraised.
Practical sympfithy is need-
ed upon the occdsion, and the
facilities that mf@ike possible a
means of
service ‘‘within fhe
all.” ;
BECK nos.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
MANHEIM! & LITITZ
PHONE MANHEIM S52 RZ
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