WEDNESDAY, DEC. 26th, 1928 Good Bargain “Isn't that a oew cout, Manav?’ asked the clerk in & small town store of a seemingly happy customer. a large, good-natured colored woman who recently had been married for the | third time. “Yes, sir, this is a new coat. This | is a present to me from my new man.” | ill that matter, when you get them in cans. You have been enjoying them all summer, whether fresh or can- ned, and have undoubtedly picked up one or two new ways to serve them, but if you and want peas 3 wrinkles, here are some recipes con- taining nuts which are sure to fill the bill: Pea, Cheese and Nut Salad: Drain a No. 2 can of to save the liquor for its valuable nrineral salts and use it later in twenty minutes, Economy Of The Month HY not go on eating peas? They are cheap at this sea- son, and at all seasons, for| Mix with mayonnaise and serve on its mighty resources and dormant lettuce leaves. This will make suffi- brain and soul power, will actually Marinate the peas in one-fourth cup | of French Dressing for at least] admitted Mandy “And what did you give himYy asked the curious one. “Me? What did 1 give him? | give him nothin’ ’cept just me. give him me.” I just | Composition of Marl The term “marl” is used in a gen: sral sense for any soft, earthy and crumbling strata or deposits. In a more specific sense however, the term Is applied to an earthy, crumbling deposit consisting of lime. clay and perhaps sand. Chiefly it consists of clay mixed with carbonate in varying proportions. It is used as a fertilizer on soils deficient in lime.- Exchange. | Calls U. S. Sleep Walker half cup of diced American cheese A day is near when America, witn and one-half cup of chopped nuts. cient salad for from four lo six. he done with intellectual sleep walk Pea and Walmit Roast: Mix light- ing.—American Magazine, ly together the pulp from a No. 1 can of peas, one cup soft bread crumbs, one-half cup chopped wal- nuts, one-fourth cup butter, two- thirds cup canned tomato soup, one beaten egg and salt, pepper and onion juice to taste. Put intoa but- tered baking dish or loaf pan and bake in a moderate owen, 350 de- grees, for 30 to 45 minutes, or until set and brown Serve with hot canned tomato soup, undiluted, and you will find that you have sufficient rain. Add one-| for six or eight are “nutty” about Males as Loud Speakers some new fall woman critic in the American Magu zine, and no maiter what the subject nine out of ten of them will have a time enlightening you on it, — creel Mame peas, and be sure] vitamins. You can | a soup or sauce. Consistent and NOT spasmodic davertising always pays best. time you stop advertising, the pub- lic thinks you quit business. tf D BEGIN YOUR NEXT MERRY NOW If you had started saving a few cents = week a year ago today, how much easier it would have been to buy gifts this year. And how much merrier would the Christmas be with more and better gifts to hand to father or mother, sister or sweetheart, wife or daugh- ter, or to the little kiddies that want them most? Join Our Xmas. Savings Club--Now Open And be ready with a nice snug bank account when Christmas comes again. The plan is simple, easy and satisfactory, in every detail. Here it is: In Class 1, you pay 1 cent the fist week, 2 cents the second week, 3 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total $12.75. In Class 2, you pay 2 cents the fist week, 4 cents, the second week, 6 cents the third week, and so on for 50 weeks. Total’ $25.50. In Class 5, you pay b cents the first week, 10 cents the second week, 15 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks Total $63.75. You May Reverse The Payments If You Wish To Do So For instance, in Class 2, the payments start with 2 cents and end with $1.00. If you wish you may pay $1.00 the first week and 2 cents less each week until the last payment is 2 cents, and so on (with all the classes. We also have five classes in which the payments are always the same, as follows: Total. . cv $ 5.00 Class 10-S—10 Cents Each Week, Class 25—25 Cents Each Week, Total........ $ 12.50 Class 50—50 Cents Each Week, Total..... eS 25,00 Class 100—$1.00 Each Week, Total........ $ 50.90 Class 200—$2.00 Each Week, Total =. $100.0p Class 500—$5.00 Each Week, Total..... .. $250.00, % You may join as many classes as you wish, Interest Is Allowed On All Classes At The Rate of 4 Per Gent Every member of the family may join, from the youngest to the dald- est—your neighbor and all their children are sure to join. No membey- ship fee. OPEN NOW Come into the bank and let us tell you all about the plan. THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK MOUNT JOY, PENNA. | Each | | OWL- LAFFS | 1 i 0. W. L. (On With Laughter) “4 They're telling a good one on Fred Baker, the coal man. One day last week he mailed Butcher Harry Krall a bill for coal but the bill was an ordinary blank bill head as, there wasn’t a thing written on it. | Mr. Krall returned the blank bill, at the same time enclosing one | of his blank checks without a thing | written thereon. Now what we'd like to know is:' Since Baker sent the bill and Krall sent a check—does that square the Ask a man for information. says a | account? A certain chap here Black Hand letter for money. didn’t worry, however. He ed it to his life insurance company anl said: “let them do the worry- ing.” Here's a little scheme 1 the preachers in town should try. A certain minister told his congre- gation that all who are in debt need not place anything on the collection plate and would you be- lieve it the collection was twice as large as usual. A man living up along the Back Run declared to me while in town Saturday that he could live on on- ions alone. Alone is right. Love may be blind, as they . say, | but it’s my personal opinion that folks just overlook a lot. Here are a few things some of our folks would like to know. An- swers can be sent in any time: Sixty Groff would like to know if Niagara Falls will Horeshoe Bend? Christ Walters would like to know if they'll ever bury the Dead Sea? Our office devil asked me, “Why was Austria Hungary? Jim Dillinger would like to know if the Florida Keys would open any one’s cellar? John Longenecker, the Chrysler man, asked a guy if the Northern Lights were equipped with dim- mers. I would like to know if there was an explosion on the British Isles, where would Glasgow and where would Scotland? Now I have a headache. “Zip” Peris may be a poet, but he has nothing on me. Get this one: : Among the nuts both large and and small Of any age or any clime, Man is the only one of all Who can be skinned the second time. It just dawned on me that there must be a dickens of a lot of mon- ey in the show business as so few men get out of it with any. A philosopher, in my estimation, is a guy who can be cheerful when he has a toothache. Prohibition, in my estimation, is still in its infancy. | think That's the rea-; THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. 1, HOME-HE TING THEIR PROBLEM | | received a He hand- | Above: Prof. J. E. Emswiler of the department of engineering research, University of Michigan, with Prof. A. Marin at the left and Victor W. Cherven, chief heating engineer of the | Holland Institute of Thermology at the right, analyzing heating-plant data in the test-house at Ann Arbor. Left: Professor Marin arranging instruments for testing the super-cir- culating fan In the warm-zir heating plant at Ann Arbor. Find Way to Cool i . Jack Miller says there are some Homes in Summer fellows who should rightfully be named wheelbarrows. They are no good unless they are pushed. ' Engineers Prove Super-Cir- culating System Ends Chilly-Rocom Nuisance. Ann Arbor, Mich.—By operating a motor-fan unit in a warm-air heating plant in summer, the home-owner can increase the cooling power of the air from 7 to 15 per cent, according to a report issued here by Prof. J. E. Emswiler and A. Marin of the de- partment of engineering research of the University of Michigan. | This proof that summer cooling of homes is possible with the same equip: ment that keeps them warm in win- ter comes from more than 50 tests re- cently finished by the university in co-operation with the Holland Furnace company of Holland, Mich, “Fan circulation produces a well defined cooling effect which is readily recognized by bodily sensation,” the report states. “It produces some drop In temperature of the air in the rooms, but more of the cooling effect is to be attributed to air motion. Cooling Effect 7 to 15 Per Cent. “Fan circulation produces air motion and cooling in every room. It pro- duced a general cooling of from 7 to 15 per cent in the rooms of the house tested. Coming at a condition of bod- ily discomfort when it is most needed, an increase of 15 per cent in cooling S00T I HEATING PLAKT EXPENSIVE Look to Grates and Firepot Before Wintry Blizzards Descend on Home. | 1 Before heavy midwinter blizzards come and long severe *“cold spells” set in, warns the Holland Institute of Thermology of Holland, Mich., a thor- ough inspection of the heating plant should be made to see that it can car- ! ry the heavy load of late December, January and February. Seven points about heaters themselves, aside from fuels and other parts of the heating | system, should be attended to. If all the rooms in a house are to be heated, a single central heating | plant and a single chimney should be installed instead of a number of stoves with several chimneys. power seems to be a reasonable meas- ure of the increase of bodily comfort noted when the fan was in operation.” Besides yielding the facts as to the summer cooling power of this super- necessities obtainable from circulating plant, the tests produced |ys, facts pertinent to the home-owner's winter heating problems. The motor- fan unit forced air into the rooms at velocities ranging from 236 to 587 feet a minute. This contrasts with veloci- | ties of from 100 to 300 feet in an or- dinary warm-air system. Heats Large Homes. This means that the air has enough driving power behind it to carry it to rooms far distant from the central heating plant, so that larger homes can be heated with super-circulating warm-g systems than heretofore. 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While in a steam or hot-water-heated home the air is practically stagnant, and while the average warm-air plant changes the air in each room from one to two and a half times an hour, the motor-fan unit increased this to six and a half changes an hour in each room of the test-house. Professor Emswiler concluded the report by stating that “the super- circulatdr is very quiet in operation, being scarcely audible,” and that the cost of fan operation was about a cent an hour, heavy heating season with a cracked firepot. Call a reliable heating com- pany and have new parts installed if that is necessary. Firepots for soft coal in several types of heaters are slotted to introduce pre-heated air. This helps to promote complete com- bustion of the gases contained in bi- tuminous coals. See that the smoke pipe connection between central heating plant and chimney is in first-rate condition. his means it should be straight, tight ‘smd sloping slightly upward to the chi ney. The smoke pipe should be as¥ short as possible, preferably not more than 10 or 12 feet long. The longer the smoke pipe the greater the heat loss through it and the weaker the draft. Five Firing Rules Reduce Fuel Bill In going into the annual campaign against winter blizzards and “cold OOOO ITT : %, AM NOW OFFERING § k Old Chests 3 8 Chairs, of All Kinds 8 8 of All Kinds ¥ 5 Bureaus 2 Comper Cupboards > Beégroom Suites 3 3 Paglor Suites x dT ables 2 All Kinds} of Glassware & Old ¥Clocks X Old Pistols 4 ® Old Clock, h Wooden & 4 Works, Répning 2 Happy Darrégkamp § Happy Darrégkamp § 5 231 Mt. Joy St. x ¥ MOUNT JOY, PA. § X marld-tf & % OOOO rr only the best Salt Watel, Oysters. Come in , taste them. son so many men still want their] Se snaps.” ¢ . i : SO y Few home heaters have auxiliary stan, chouse 81 whether you will Sold in bulk or ? ashpits below floor level, and there- ae a ean oe sy h vner must be prepared to | 0 0s eo Als tk The greatest jokes are not al-| toe R ashes once a Dont Thermology of Holland, Mich, advises Also all kinds San ways on the flivvers. Some are in iy e 4 | the home-owner. Drinks, Ete. them. I iri t entr: at 1 | Soot Proves Costly. Firing he coninal heating D ant on -_ I id sole with long. flex an average of twice daily®in severe The Bible says swear not at all. yourself with a long, * | weather is much more econontigal than H M Of course, that means not at all Ible-handled scraper to clean i i | putting in smaller charges of cag! at , HART people. interior Beating [Surfaces ough | shorter intervals. Which gua ie oud oe Sate I With a modern warm-air circulatitig There are two kinds of parties! Detter eating © Even | Heating plant, it is possible to keep in this section that certainly need by the ! Soper ga Beat | fairly thick firebed in the heater. The watching. They are political and with the most Soy sre vap bil soot firepot tn this type of home-heater fis petting. ing plant, an eighth of an ne S wont. | d€gp enouzh to carry a big volume of rem reduces heating efficiency = pes . ch | Slow burning fuel. This prevents Mary had a little lamb, and an accumulation 2 n { dropping of coal into the ashpit and Given by a friend to keep thick cuts efficiency 48 per cent. | keeps the fire in the best condition to Tt tollowed hor around See that there is a check Samper transmit heat into the air that car- It died from loss of slee in the smoke pipe to check the draft. } oo yt yp to the rooms that need 5 P. Opening the fire-door for this purpose warmth i is wasteful of fuel. ! ; Ll Sine re ar ’ | It is sound economy to allow some i Me en ay a Grate Should Be Sound. | ashes to accumulate in the lower part children are getting the wrong ime Heating engineers agree that the of the fuel bed during mild weather. 10 IS RIGH pression of things. Over at school grate is one of the most Wi | Pos Sie Stir he vrs from every 10 days. in one of the lower grades the ftems in the entire heating plant. | above tends i I uce clinkers and teacher asked a pupil who was Your grate should be perfectly sound | to cause greater heat losses both up Go Now, to George Washin; ton Here’s the | 2nd whole. It should be large enough, the chimney and into the ashpit. y reply: “He's il or ey ie and the tirepot itself should be fen + A final rule for economical firing of | Hershe s Barber ol aandv.”’ 0 guy whose wie encugh to carry suflicient fuel to fire | a modern warm-air circulating heat- | wa your heating plant to full efficiency. { ing plant-—or any other, for that mat- Agent for Manhattan Laundry There was a certain little miss Otherwise too frequent firing will be | ter—is to keep ashes away from un from Elizabethtown here o required. ‘The center-pivoted cone | der the grate Heaps of ‘ashes in the it Vor A i) n = type grate meets the of ashpit may prevent the inflow of done town a 5 ane San > good draft, preventing fuel from drop- | enough air to sustain combustion, or fellows at dg Senay one 1% ws ping into the ashpit and promoting may deflect the air through vart of | am 20 post office said: Her eagy shaking. | the firebed only. or may result in WR ol i 1 Sead hag an . In no circumstances into the | burnt-out grutes. er close observing chap said: — j i “Don’t say knees is, say knee » En ni gad ae $ is, say knees are. Florin was given a thermometer | With thy rolled-down silken hose | i ily ici d told to] And thy short, transparent clothes; | Met fellow who sai by his family physician anc | An 3 hs ol Ing down to see Sek re Na go place it under his wife's tongue With thy red lips, reddened more, | STUDEBAKE TOURINGS couse ho didn't Just Tgp like and that she should close her| Smeared with lipstick from the 2 TON FORD the look on his ers ae y pr mouth for two minutes. The fel- store; {1—8 H. P. STEA BOILER morning. I told him 1 Foal) ae low said: “Doc. ain’t you got one|With thy make-up on thy face, For Heating “Cheap with him. av T like 1g hth It sbout an hour?” {And thy bobbed hair's jaunty | looks either. grace, 9 To the Flappers From my heart I give thee joy, Strickler’s Che Talkin’ about’ wives, .a- man Blessings on thee, little dame, Glad that I was born a boy. at : : a Bareback girl with knees the same A WISE OWL !