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for your old car;
Right now —this week—we can give it to you.
Later on, in another week or two, we can’t.
If you act now—you will have two things to be
thankful for. You will own a new Super-Six, the
six that leads all othersiin popularity, in volume of
sales. And you will have boughtit at a real bargain.
Leadership in guality has for years given
Hudson-Essex outstanding public favor.
And the growing volume has permitted
economies passed on to buyers in price,
far below any rival.
More than 1,000,000 Hudson-Essex
cars in service, and this year the greatest
sales in our history are simply the results
of giving greater value than was ever
offered at this price.
HUDSON ESSEX
E. B. ROHRER, Mt. Joy, Pa.
There can be no proof so convincing as
the praise bestowed by Hudson- Essex
owners, and the fact that these cars con=
tinue, as for years, the outstanding sales
success of motordom.
Here is a chance to turn in your present
car for more than it will ever be worth
again. And — more important still ~to
own one of the first choice ‘ ‘Sixes,”’ as
proved by their sales leadership.

OWL-LAFFS
WRITTEN BY DR. THEODORE
B. APPEL, SECRETARY OF
HEALTH
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“In certain parts of Africa the |
i natives celebrate
{ which assume all
| tics of gastronomical
fact they are
feast seasons
the characteris-|
orgies. In|
literally gorging |
parties where the participants eat]
{and drink themselves into a stup-|
lor, repeating the process until na-|
| ture revolts,” said Dr. Theodore B.|
| Appel, Secretary of Health, today.
| “While there may be some ex-
{cuse for ignorant natives thus to|
conduct themselves, it is very ques-
{tionable whether Americans can
| justify their excessive and some-
| times painful eating proclivities on!
{feast days as Thanksgiving and]
Now that you folks have aall had Christmas. However were the |
plenty (7) of that 60 cents a citizen to limit himself to
pound turkey food over Thanksgiv- | holidays and banquets for his ov-|
ing, I guess most of you are get-| or indulgences the situation would |
ting over the shock of the price. | little else than a display of |
| temporary injudiciousness. Unfor-
Of course it’s generally known | tunately, such is not the case.
(or at least should be) that folks | “To many people, excessive eat-
like myself can’t eat turkey at any [ing is a dail yhabit. It may be
such prices—BUT, how I did pun- gqiq that except for foolish maidens
ish chicken. with a slenderizing complex Amer-|
lica’s most general offense against
boy | itself is its unreasonable attitude
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Printers are about like the
who was 16 years old before he towards its stomach.
knew that chickens had anything “With the approach of Thanks-
else but wings and neeks. {giving it would be wise for people
We Deven: know what tO Yeason that the day means more
turkey tastes like until along about than over-taxing the body with
the age of 40 and then only if food. Indeed, 8 splendidly practic-
some good kind friend invites us al method of giving thanks would
oul {intake not only on that day but on
The tonchor Tr one of the lower the days to follow. Lif will be
grades back at school told a pupil | longer and happier if this advice is
that if the earth travels about the heeded.”
sun, what travels about the earth. |
The pupil said: “Tramps.”
Promoted Copyright Law
When you watch the many cars| or was the tirst
that pass up and down Main street, | by the copyright laws. In 1783 Web.
is it any wonder that instead of| ster published “A Grammatical (nsti-
boys learning to nail shoes on hors-| tute of the English Language.” He
es they learn to put fenders on cars| described it as “an elementary book
| for facilitating the acquisition of our
A certain chap here is up-to-date | vernacular fougue. and for correcting

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To all labor there is a dignity if
a stout heart accompany it. We
all must serve and he is doubly
blessed who serves with a smile.
Friendly Thoughts
By P B. Beck.
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The relatives, friends and ac-
quaintances of those who have
employed us speak with admiration
for our respectful administration
of the service, and with earnest
praise for our fairness.
BECK BROS.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS
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Mt. Joy
P. FRANCK SCHOCK
Marietta
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. |dictating a letter.
on table etiquette. At a local a vicious pronunciation which pre
restaurant he poured the coffee vated among the common people.
into the saucer but instead of | Ibe first part was known as “Web
be to determine upon a logical food | Quartet.
Religious News
in Our Churches
NEWS PERTAINING TO ALU THE
CHURCHES IN MOUNT JOY
BORO AND THE ENTIRE
SURROUNDING COM-
MUNITY
Donegal Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segelken, D. D., Pastor
Church School 9:30.
D. C. Witmer, Superintendent.
Trinity Lutheran Church
Rev. Geo, A. Kercher, Pastor
Bible School 9:30 A. M.
Morning service 10:45 A. M.
Evening service 7 P. M.
219 West Main St.
Mt. Joy, Pa.
All who want something better
than they can get in the under
world come to the Bible Pentecostal
day and night Mission, on Saturday
at, 219 W, Main St.
Church of the Brethren
Salunga, Pa.
The" semi-annual Love Feast will
be held in the Church of the Breth-
ren in Salunga on Saturday, Dec.
8th, beginning at 1:30.
Sporting Hill Church
Special services will be held on
Sunday afternoon, December 9, at
the Sporting Hill Church. Sunday
Song service at 2.00 P. M. by the
School at 1:00 P. M.
Elizabethtown Mixed
Everybody
The First Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segclken, D.D., Pastor
Church Schooi A. M.
H. S. Newcomer, Superintendent
Chorus
welcome,
10:30. Theme: “What the coming
Noah Webster, the dictionary mak- | Christ Means to Children.”
American to benefit |
Evening worship and sermon at
of the Better Experience.”
Wednesday evening at
Prayer and Praise Service,
7:30
St. Luke’s Episcopal Church
Rev'd. William S. J. Dumvill, Rector
Sunday Services

blowing to cool it, he fanned it! st¢r’s Spelling Book.” it is still ip!
| print and bas sold over 60,000,066 |
with his hat. { : yey
{ copies. Shortly after the publication |
: | of this book Wehster made a tour of
I met a couple, he was 60 and]
: 2 the southern states in the interests of
she was 18. She called him sweet-
3 | #2 copyright taw The federal copy |
but she really meant Santa; ion; jaw was passed in 1790 It was |
laus.
especially appropriate that the tirs: |
author to take advantage of this law |
should have been ote who lahored to |
promote it.—Mentor Magazine
Woudn’t this be a very
time to think of making the com-
ing Christmas a real one? We
think there should be more forgiv-
ing and less giving.
good
Police Woman in Society |
The police force in a New York sub- }
arb includes a woman, whose modest
home is filling up with bridge prizes. ;
She is playing bridge somewhere al- |
most every day. All she has to do.
ordinarily, is to report by telephone
every few hours. That's irksome and
interrupts the game. but she does it.
“This 18 Louise,’ she says to the oft-
ficer on desk duty. “I'm down at Mrs.
Cadwallader Smith’s Nothing doing,
I hope.”
“All right, honey,” answers the ta.
therly voice from the other end. *“On
with your play. Hope you win the
mother-of-pearl blackjack” — Kansas
City Times.
“Have you ever driven a car?”
a Mount Joy lady applicant for a
license was asked.
“One hundred and twenty thous-
and miles,” put in her husband,
who was standing near by, “and
never had a hand on the wheel.”
Now if any of you birds have a
wife who helps you drive, don’t go
and tell her this one. Don’t forget
they offer mighty good suggestions
~—-occasionally.

Down at Smith's restaurant the
{other evening a fellow claimed he 2
could speak seven languages. When Good Bargain
| they asked him to say ‘good morn-| *“Isn’t that a new coat, Mandy?”
in Italian he said: ““Gooda | asked the clerk in a small town store
| mornin.” { of a seemingly happy customer, a
| large, good-natured colored woman
{ ee en
| A Manheim street joke. One| Who recently bad been married for the
: third time,
man asked another how his wife shi : a :
was and the colored fellow remark-| Yes = isle x Bow, cam, This
ody “Well 1 “fours Lk she's jou is a present to me from my new man,
| » admifted Mandy
| about washed out. “And what. did yon
| usked the curious one.
“Me? What did | give him?” i
give himY

| One of our fellows was pinched |
jo Lancaster for parking too near| sive nim nothin’ ‘cept just me, I just
{a plug. As a bluff he said to the give him me."
| officer: “Wait a minute, Mr. Of-}
| ficer. Didn’t I meet you at the | it;
| policemen’s ball last night?” | Composition of Marl
{ The term “marl is used in a gen-
vou dia! al sense for any soft, earthy and
. wi » | erumbling strata o POSitS
ain’t till tomorrow night.” | “TY bling _ strata or deposits. in a
more speciiic sensi. however, the term |
iis applied to an earthy, ¢rumbling
{
: deposit consisting of lime. clay and |
caster who has a pair of bird dogs in .
= 2s 2 pa b d 8S perhaps sand Ch efly it consists of
(that are hard to beat. He was out! clay mixed with esicium carbonate in |
| in ther dov £ : :
| hunting the other day and A Man proportions. It is used as a i
in the crowd shot’ a quail. One gertitizer on soils deficient in lime.—-
dog retrieved it and the other, hav- | pxehance
{ing nothing to retrieve, picked up|
a very small pig and carried it. | a
| 4 3 pig & 2 | Cells U. 8. Sleep Walker
lay is near
nighty
{ a : y
The officer said: “No,
not. It

I know a certain chap at Lan-
A certain local business man when America, witn
p ‘ ts resources an
said to his stenographer: “How fraly PONS 3 format
: . . ain ower, wi actually
{about going on a business trip with Yes 3 0 om actually
| 257 be done with intellectual sleep walk
(me next week?’ ing American A 1zine
{ She said: “Say, I may be yowr| aan
| stenographer but I'm not port-|
| able.” |

and soul
Males as Loud Speakers
| 1 5
| Ask a man for information says =a
i | les x {
“Heaven will protect the work | woman critic in the American Maga |
ALEC ern Willi J tect 2 - 1
A hy ) | «ine, and no matter what the subject |
| Ing girl,” the old song says, 'but| ”. : i
: . . bine out of ten of them will have a
what we want to know is who 3 |
roing to protect the poor fish the
g I
| > Lt : rs = i
| working girl is working. lare you going, little Miss?”
weston | She replied: “You ought to
A fellow went up to Rohrer’s know: you're taking me.” |
{to swap cars. He told Enos he had A te, {
this car for years and never had a
| wreck. ler’s drug store and said to the
{ Enos said: “You mean you had| jerk: “Give me a nickel’s worth of |
{ this wreck for years and never had asafetida.” |
|a car.” | The clerk wrapped it up and |
i a | passed it over.
{ First smart alex: “I hear that «Charge it,” said the boy.
| you herd sheep.” “What name?” queried the clerk |
Second smart “Hunnyfunkle.”
| herd.” “Take it for nothing,”
—— lthe clerk. “I wouldnt write asa-|
Talk absent-mindedness, | fetida ang Hunnyfunkle for no!
{ here’s one has ’em stopped. A cer- nickel.” |
| tain business man here went heme, | -—
his wife then
beantiful time enlightening you on it

A small boy strolled into Chand- |
alex:
“Yeh, that’s|
wha 1 |
what 1 retorted |
about
| kissed and started |
At the dance the other night |
| George Halbleib said to his lady:
| “My shoes are just killing my!
| feet.” .
couple were strolling up!
She nearly killed him.
A young
She said: “They’re killing mine,
JOHN LIBHART Main street when he said: “Where too.”
A WISE OWL
| remarkable!
Holy communion the first Sunday
of each month 10:30 A. M.
Sunday School 9:15 A. M.
Morning Prayer and Sermon 10:-
30 A, M.
Even-song and address 7:30 P. M.
Choir Rehearsal Wednesday even-
ing 7:30.
Evangelical Congregational Church
Rev. A. Lee Barnhart, Pastor
Prayer services Wednesday 7:30
Py,
Choir rehearsal Friday 7:30 P.M.
Sabbath School Sunday 9:30 A.M
Yoming worship Sunday 10:30
K. L. C. E. Sunday 6:45 P. M.
Topic: How Should a Christian’s
Christmas be Different?
Leader: Mildred Kaylor.
Evening worship Sunday 7:30 P.M
Come and Worship with us.
Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. Wm. H. Beyer, Pastor
9:30 A. M. Sunday School.
Dr. E. W. Garber, Supt.
Pastor will preach 10:30 A. M;
7:30 P. M.
Epworth League 6:30 P.M.
Junior League Wednesday 4 P.M.
Mrs. Diffenderfer, supt.
Wednesday 7:30 P.M.,
E. Church’ of Lancaster,
Stanley Jones will speak.
Thursday 7:30 P.M. Prayer and
Missionary service.
Christmas Hymns in Sunday
School and preaching services.
A cordial welcome,
Church of God
Rev. I. A. MacDannald, D. D.,
Minister
Sunday School 9.30 A. M.
J. S. Hamaker Superintendent.
Sermon 10.30 A. M.
C. E. 6.30 P. M. Leader, Joseph
Moore.
Sermon, 7.30 P. M.
Junior choir Wednesday 4 P. M.
Midweek service Wednesday 7:45
P.M
Men’s Chorus, Wednesday, 8.30.
Choir rehearsal Friday 7.00 P. M.
You ave cordially invited to wor-
in 1st M.
Dr. E
ship with us.
St. Mark’s Church of The United
Brethren in Christ
Rev. H. S. Keifer, Pastor
Sunday School and Church Ser-
vice will be combined and Decision
| Day will be observed at 9:15 A. M.
Service in charge of the
tendent H.
Thompson.
Superin-
Jr. and Senior Christian Endeav- |
or at 6:30 P. M. |
Evangelistic services ot 7.30.
You are most cordially invited to
all these services.
The special services in charge of
Rev. and Mrs. Thompson will con-
tinue every night except Monday
until December 16th.
Florin U. B. Church in Christ
Rev. J. C. Deitzler, M. A., Pastor
Bible school at 9:30 A. M.
Morning worship a
“A Call Sleepers.”
Junior society at 5:15 P. M.
Miss Elverta Buller will address
Juniors, at All
r
Theme:
he
it
service.
cordially invited.
Intermediate Society 5:45 P. M.
The attendance of this society is
the this
little 'e
Its life is indeed like
and its words as ‘thunder.’ Friends |
and strangers are always welcome!
Senior Society at 6:30 P. M.
There is still room for a
more’ Gideons.
Evening worship at 7:15 P. M.
Theme: “The Golden Calf.”
Senior Teacher Training Monday
at 7:30 P.M. -
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Choir rehearsal Tuesday at 7:80.
Prayer Service Thulsday at 7:80
P. M.
Junior Teacher
at 7:30 P. M.
You are cordially invited to these
uplifting and inspiring services.
Training Friday

“WHITE”

SEWING MACHINE
ALL STYLES
Needles—Oil—Repairing
Parts for all Machines
A. H. Baker
Phone 5304-J 133 E. King St,
LANCASTER, PA.

I AM NOW OFFERING
Old Chests
Chairs, of All Kinds
Dressers, of All Kinds
Old Bureaus
Corner Cupboards
Bedroom Suites
Parlor Suites
Tables
All Kinds of Glassware

Morning worship and sermon at |
7:30. Theme: “The Transformation |
N. Nissly and C. S.|
Old Clocks
Old Guns & Pistols
'® Old Clock, with Wooden
Works, Running
Happy Darrenkamp
231 Mt. Joy St.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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OYSTERS

| I handle only the best Salt
Water Oysters. Come in
and taste them.
Home Made Ice Cream
Sold in bulk or brick or by the
plate at our restaurant.
Also all kinds Sandwiches, Sgds
Drinks, Ete.
H. HARTMAN
Opp. Post Office Mount Joy, Pa.
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Our Latest Pork Prices
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Spareribs, 20c
Roasting, 30c
Chops, 30c
Boiling, 15¢ up
Fresh Skinned Hams, 28c
Pudding, 25c Sausage, 30c
Krall’s Meat Market
West Main St., MOUNT JOY
FEEL
your hair
How long is it?
How many days
since it was cut?
10 IS RIGHT.
every 10 days.

Haircut
Go Now, to
Rershiey’s Barker Shop
Agent for Manhattan Laundry

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LEE ELLIS
POOL ROOM
and
RESTAURANT
Basement Mount Joy Hall
Foot Ball Headquarters
We Call Them Cheap

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