WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, 1928
PICTORIAL LIFE OF HERBERT HOOVER

1. As Secretary of Commerce, Hoover brought about
a complete reorganization of that Department. ployment

THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
No. 16
By Satterfield

2. In 1921 he handled a threatening unem-
situation
with great success.

8. An ardent fisherman, he enjoyed directing the
Bureau of Fisheries, a branch of his department.

4. The Department of Commerce fought
the British rubber menopoly to a finish.

Announcement
To The Public
There have been so many people refusing to
change from SPICKLER’S milk at this time of
year, that we feel pleased to say that we appre-
ciate the opportunity to serve them. Should you,
too, be desirous of getting this same milk that you
have been used to, demand it, at stores or call
Spickler--Elizabethtown 51R5
Hallgren 101R3--Mt. Joy--Heilig 155R5
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School Opens September 3rd
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
For the boys and girls are ready. We have specials for you,
that will save you ‘money. Fountain Pens, Lead Pencils,
1, 2, 5 and 10c¢ each, School Companions from 10¢ to $1.50,
Tablets 5c and 10c¢ each, Composition Books 5 to 10c.
ROTRACTOR
Eleven instruments in one, valuable to pupils, teachers, and
draftsmen—Prizes given for original designs—only 50c., A
special Lead Pencil for Mt. Joy students. Every .pencil has
Mt. Joy Junior High School printed on it, all for 5c.
Chandler’s Drug Store
MOUNT JOY, PA.

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LANCASTER BUSINESS COLLEGE
48 N. Queen Street, LANCASTER, PA.
Fully Accredited by the National Association of Accred-
ited Commercial Schools. 73rd year—18 years under pres-
ent management. Strong faculty, excellent equipment,
pleasant surroundings.
J. G. DOMMY, Principal W. H. DIEHM, Registrar
For complete information fill in your name and address, tear
out this advertisement and mail.

Address
Name

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HAROLD W. BULLER
House Painter
And
Paper Hanger Contractor

PEACHES

Estimates cheerfully given. Pric-
es reasonable,
Florin, Pa.

From the Orchards,
willl be for sale at
Kessler’s Green Grocery
MOUNT JOY, PA.
For the mext few weeks. Will have
various grades and aM good fruit.
Longenecker

Ice Cream, Groceries and
Confections
BRANDT BROS.

Why
Girls and Boys
leave home
Brighten home up with
more lights and better ones
SHADED for beauty and
for color.
Make home CHEERFUL,
then your girls and boys
will stay there once in a
while.
It’s simple with National
MazpAa lamps —inside
frosted, easy to clean,
easy on your eyes,
lower in cost than ever
before.
NOW IS THE TIME
to take a carton homel

D
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LEROY C. BATES
Electrical Contractor
MOUNT JOY

DR. IRVIN B. RUBIN
OPTOMETRIST
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RUBIN & RUBIN
Eye-Sight Specialists
ONE DAY ONLY
WED. SEPT. 5th
9AM. TO5P. M.
Chandler’s Drug Store
Mount Joy, Pa.
Have your eyes examined
by our scientific methods and
if glasses are needed we will
fit you to any style desired at
2 Moderate expense. Good
glasses fitted as
low as $2 50
Eyes Examined—No Drops
Used
Established 23 Years
Main Office, 310 Market St.
HARRISBURG, PA.

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(On With Laughter)

Don’t know whether you know if |
or not but our restaurants in town
are right up to the minute—Speci-
als every day. |
I went into one yesterday and
asked what the special was for to-
day and the waiter said—“What we
couldn’t get rid of yesterday. i
Florin

A woman at asked Roy |
| Moose if they get shaving cream
| from goats’ milk because they have
whiskers.

After that Vare election in Phila-
delphia we are all convinced that
they have plenty of taxidermists in
| that city. They stuff ballot boxes.
Just the same the clothes may
make the man but uni-forms make |
the women.
The music at some eating houses |
at Lancaster makes you - feel like
dancing. In others it’s the food.
I wanta give the young fellows
here a little advice. I want them to
all remember that when they go
driving the wind can’t go thru the
windshield but they can.

The fellows tell me Mike Showal-
ter has a new dog and he calls him
Radio just because he always has
{his aerial with him.
A. D. Garber, up at Florin, has a
lot of fine poultry and just as a
joke some one put a goose egg in
one of the nests in his poultry
house. The rooster called all the
hens together, showed them the egg |
and said—‘“Now ladies, I am not |
finding fault, but this is a sample
of what our neighbors are doing.”

Some fellow asked Christ Horst
whether it’s true that he does all
the ironing at home and Christ said
—“Yes, we lay the wash around in
the yard and then I iron it with the
big roagl roller.”
That’s what Mike Rollman would
call USING YOUR HEAD.

Adam and Eve made love to each
other,
So did the sport and the beauty;
But the funniest thing I ever saw
Was a bed-bug making love to a
cootie.

told us a good one
He was coming off
a drive while in France when he
saw a man lying on the ground.
The unfortunate fellow told Roy he
had his leg shot off.
i Good, big, kind-hearted Roy put
the fellow on his shoulder and
started to carry him to a place of
| safety and while so doing a piece
| of shrapnel tore the wounded man’s
head off,
Roy Sheetz
the other day.

met Roy and asked
The captain
’ the fellow
{him why he was carryin
land Roy told him. The captain
| he's dead. His head
has been blown off.” Roy laid the
Iman down and said—“Why the
Joes liar, he told me it was his leg.”
{

funny how different
{people are. Many of them like a
| fast life and get slow music. As
{ far as I'm concerned I may be slow
‘but give me fast music.
the next war will be
fought in the air. Henry Strickler
cays that's just fine as those
trenches were too darn damp for
comfort.
Ain't. it
They say
| ges motorists to do
| streets and
{said the Auto Club president.
| ces.
{to reduce this terrible toll of human
i The motorists themselves must bear |
| declared that the safety efforts
Educating The
Motoring Public
VALUABLE INFORMATION FOP
MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE
BULLETIN BY LANCASTER
AUTOMOBILE CLUB

S. Edward Gable, president of
the Lancaster Automobile Club, ur-
their full share |
in the move to cut. the toll of acci- |
dents to school children on streets
and highways. “Thousands of child-
ren throughout Lancaster county
have returned to school, or will do
so this week, and their presence on
highways going to and
from school gives rise to a traffic
condition fraught with hazards,”
Mr. Gable called attention to the |
fact, recognized by only a small
majority of motorists, that the State
Motor Code provides that the speed
limit of .a motor vehicle “shall not
exceed fifteen miles an hour when
passing a school during opening or
closing hours.” This latter clause,
according to Mr. Gable, places the
burden of responsibility of school
zone driving firmly on the shoulders
of the motorist.” No .signs are re-
quired under the law,” he said, ‘to
warn the passing driver of the fif-
teen mile limit, nor must an officer
be there to give a signal.
“Many motorists are unfamiliar
with this clause, being under the
impression that they are entitled to
thirty-five miles per hour speed on
the open road under all circumstan-
But unfamiliarity with this
provision will not alter the circum-
stances for the autoist who, failing
to heed the school zone limit, kills
or injures a child. The driver will |
be called on to bear the full brunt
of the burden.
Parents, city officials, police,
motorists, to say nothing of the
vietims themselves, share in the re-
sponsibility for these all too numer- |
ous accidents in which children of |
school age are involved and they
must share too, in the general move

life and limb through safety meas- |
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Consider This $50 Sa
before you buy a washer
The new Big 38 “Speed Queen”—with its high-
ly polished aluminum tub and, agitator—of-
fers you advantages in washing efficiency,
beauty and durability which are found only
in the highest priced machines-—AT A SAV-
ING OF MORE THAN $50.
Here are some of the leading
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Smooth, pressed aluminum
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Highly polished aluminum
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High grade 1-4 H. P. eleetric
motor.
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Entirely enclosed mechanism,
Double walls to keep water
hot.
Finished in beautiful =olors.

for
$98.50 =
SPEED QUEEN,
Aluminum washer
H. S. NEWCOMER & SON
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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Come in and see this new
remarkable washer the first
chance you get. There's no

ures on our streets and highways
a large share of the burden and if |
those in Lancaster county will, as a |
class, exert more caution automo- |
bile casualties among school child-
ren in this county can be cut con-
siderably.”
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E. BAKER CO. REDUCES
ACCIDENTS 80 PER CENT.
J.

The following article appeared |
in a recent issue of the York Des-
patch:
The safety campaign
vocated by the bureau of
tion of the Pennsylvania Depart- |
ment of’ Labor and Industry is;
producing results in York county. |
This is demonstrated by the fact,
that the John E. Baker company
reduced its accidents 80 per cent |
since it inaugurated a safety cam-,
paign in its quarries. i
Mr. Baker, head of the company :
which bears his name, was host |
last evening to 74 men of the safe-
ty committee of his various inter-
ests in Pennsylvania and elsewhere
at an outing and meeting held at |
his bungalow, “Oak Orchard,” near |
Emigsville, for the purpose of cele-!
brating the success of the safety |
campaign.
There were games in the after-|
noon; a dinner was served on the |
lawn, and in the evening a meeting |
was held at which Mr. Baker pre- |
sided and at which officials of the |
Pennsylvania Department of Labor |
and Industry were speakers.
Those who spoke were Thomas |
J. Quigley, chief of the mines and |
quarries section of the bureau of |
inspection of the Pennsylvania |
Department of Labor and Industry
and Harry D. Immel, of York, di-
rector of the bureau.
Mr. Quigley congratulated
Baker concern, and Mr. Baker
pecially, on the success of safety |
campaign. The speaker pointed out}
that in July 35 per cent of the |
fatal accidents in quarries of the |
state occurred in York county. He |
of |
the local concern were to be great-!|
ly commended. The dinner :
being ad-
inspec-

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the !
es- |
was |
served on a raised platform on the]
lawn by the Ladies” Auxiliary of
the Y. M. C. A. with Mrs. George |
L. Stallman in charge.
The J. E. Baker Co. also operate |
a big quarry at Billmyer. |

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An apple a day may keep the
doctor away but there are some
places in town that it takes a good
many rotten tomatoes to keep the
bill collector away.
It’s a dern pity those African |
cannibals don’t know there's a place
like Mount Joy. We've got some
fellows here would make excellent
food as they are so easily stewed.
Constable Zerphey
low the other night for
climb a telephone pole and when the
squire asked the defendant why he
did it he said that three crocodiles
were following him around and al-
most had him.
arrested a fel- |
Believe me that guy's boot-legger

FOR A GOOD CLEAN SHAVE OR
HAIR CUT STOP AT THE
W. F. CONRAD
BARBER. SHOP
JPEN EVENINGS AND SATUR.
DAY AFTERNOON
No. 11 Lumber St.,
MT. JOY, PA.
handles good (?) stuff.
Down at the creek the other af-
ternoon a kid was sitting om the
bank fishing. I asked if he had any
luck and he said—“Ma said it 1
went fishing I'd catch k - - b
ain't even had a nibble yet.”
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One of the teachers in one of our

GIFT SHOP
Circulating | Librarg
Don. W. Gorrecht

Mount Joy Street
| JEWELER
Mt. Joy, Pa
grade asked a boy to use the word
sinew in a sentence. He said—
“Who was that man I sinew with
Friday night?”

Henry Meckley said he bought a
pair of Scotch suspenders at a store
in Mt. Joy a few days ago. Sixty
Groff asked him why they were
Scotch suspenders and Henry i
“Because they don’t give a bit.”

| gin
trying to |

i | ing out of a chiropodist’s establish-
ree tll Gee i
We learn with relief that di-|
i paraxylylguanidine is a substance
| used in vulcanizing rubber. On
[ . i |
| first meeting the word, we feared |
| it was something inserted into the

cently acquired
by a friend.

| Fred Baker says he can tell a
{chickens age by the teeth. His
neighbor told him that chickens
{don’t have teeth and Fred said—“I
| know they don’t but I have.”
Times surely have changed. The
old fashioned girl certainly knew |
{how to get a dinner. |
| So does the i girl, but she |
| uses a different method.

Met a Sporting Hill woman com-
iment at Lancaster, carrying a large |
paekage under her arm. She re- |
marked—“He calls himself a chiro- |
podist and he ean’t even stuff al
dog.”

Almost forgot to tell yeu that |
there are a number of fellows fish-
ing the Little Chickies for black
bass. I wold several of them there
are mone in that stream and one re-
marked—“Can’t believe that. Tt
oughta be full of ’em since Browns
run their dye water into the creek.”
A WISE OWL

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