WEDNESDAY, JULY 18th, 1928
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

AEE
ee
i
,
fs
i

PICTORIAL LIFE OF HERBERT HOOVER
>

1. In Europe on an official mission in 1914, Hoover
was alarmed at the international hatreds that he saw.

0
By Satterfield
A

2. War came, with 200,000 Americans stranded in Eu-
rope. Hoover took the emergency job of helping them.
ee

eo SATTERFIE ID

8. Then arose the call of the refugees. Hoover step-
ped into the breach to handie this relief operation.
FARQUHAR
Grain Drills
Harrows
Harrow-Rollers
Lime Sowers
Distributors
Cultivators
Shovel Plows
Weeders
Sprayers
Potato Planters
Potato Diggers
Transplanters
Threshers
Hay Balers
Cider Presses
Engines
Boilers
Dairy Boilers
Corn Planters Sawmills
Corn Shellers Traction Engines
‘““NON-WRAP’”’ Manure Spreaders
Farquhar Pumps and Water Systems
for Suburban and Country Homes

A .B.FARQUHARCoO.LIMITED
Largest Manufacturers of Agricultural Machinery in the East
4. The invasion of Belgium stirred his sympathy
and imagination. He feit that fate had called him.
FARQUHAR
COMBINED
==, ROLLER
Je HARROW
Two implements in one—
two operations. at one time, and performed by one
man with a single team. The harrow levels the
ground, brings the clods to the surface while the
roller crushes the clods and packs the soil. A fine
implement with which to prepare the seed bed for
any crop. Built in sizes of two, three, or more
sections—for horse or tractor use.
Write for Catalog No. 825. Ask about our Sled Runner
Harrow, Wood Frame Spring Tooth Harrow, Grain Drills
STEEL THRESHERS—BALING PRESSES
Box 828 York, PENNSYLVANIA

oo
GREENE
9.
9,
*
9
*
+
CX
9,
*
0,
9,
a>
+
>,
9,
>
0,
9,
*
9,
+
9
9,
+
9,
+
$0.00.
9
*
$0090
9,
*
42% %
9. 0,
a
9,
$0,
>
Qa
>
9.

9,
0,
COR)
0, 9 0,
eg
9,
5
9,
*
Doo
*
20-020 42
9a e008
a 00% 0%
Sok
90 0% 6% o% 90 6% 6% 0% 0% o% o% o%% 000% 0% 0% 6% 6% 6% 0% 0% 0% 0% o% oO 0, 0. 0. 0
(HGH oar grade ade fe cde deeds decade deleted o>

PRINTING
Whatever your job printing needs may be, we can take care of
them and turn out a job that will be a delight to the eye.
importance of good printing cannot be overestimated.
I It increases the value of your advertising matter %*
<
tenfold. We can take care of both big and &
small jobs at exceptionally low prices. 3 pales) Sesion, iii
o% boy,” he lectured, never Kkissec
9% Work turned out promptly — no $ [a girl untii I met your mother.
ia . 5 Will you be able to say the same to
waiting. Come in and consult us | vour on Wher you 3. mriseris
y oe ed man?”
on your printing problems! > #No, father,” replied the son,
Estimates cheerfully $ “not with a straight face like you
can.
furnished! KN ——
o I eat mashed potatoes with my peas,
& I've done it all my life;
S I like the combination
** *Cause it holds ’em on my knife.
90 Steen
& Now I know why 1oliceman El-

0.626% 620 6%0.6%-6%-6%5-4% 4.6%
sop
BULLETIN
J
0
aa’
KJ
+
@
0, 9
0
%

®,
eo

9,
ho?

90 0% % 0% o% 0 0. 0, 0
09967 060 PAI 40 009,
KJ
ho

9,
J
Xa)
9.
bo
track.
carriage window
into the station, and hailing a little
{ boy, said:

OWL-LAFFS

closely fought
Base Ball Notes
During the Week
LOCAL NINE BOWED TO
MANHEIM ON SATURDAY | Brethren, near Lititz, on Saturday,
1 game here | program from 9:30 to
| Manheim A. A. defeated Mt, Joy A.|an afternoon program from 2 to 4
Saturday afternoon,
Large Number of

(From Paga One)
| August 4. There will be a morning
11:00 and
by a score | o'clock,
pitcher
He was credited with | heim, on
one hit and one run, while at bat. | 1928.
R. Frey, of Manheim, and R. Myers, Lausch, or their
of Mt. Joy, each connected with the | invited to be present.
| ball for a home run clout. Scores: | be a good program, games, ete., to
of 5 to 3. Witmer started the game |
and was relieved by Hendrix in the!
Hendrix
losers showed good
out five men,
Lausch Family
the! The Lausch clan will hold a re-
form striking | union in Kauffman’s Park, at Man-
Saturday, August 4th,
All persons by the name of
descendants are
There will

i h o a e|amuse and entertain both young
(On With Laughter) 4 Laan : «2000 0 and old. Come in the morning and
d k 2b ......... 2 2 5 0 | bring your lunch. A good time is
I asked the Park Hounds the oth- |Alwine e ......... 2 8 3° 0 assured.
3 Hight x they knew what causes | OFT 6 9 2 : 2 Hinkle Family
rees ‘tri Meyers 1b... ..... |
ay We dio No one/ foes 1th 0 0 0 0 0 The annual reunion of the Hin-
seen the jaws drop when I told them lag Ce nto 1:0. 3 clan will be. held Thus
the wind makei ’em rock. Fllisiief v=. iui 1 2 0 O0|day on the Kreutz Creek picnic
Witmer p ........ 0 bY 0 0 O0fgrounds. This will mark the third
sei ais TIT 1, ly aie in 1 1 0 1|reunion of the family, since its or-
Ede y, since its or
Ar oe ar ie utd it saa | ganization two years ago. John F.
better. than, Ho ae sah Ts 8.11 3 1| Hinkle, of Marietta, is president,
# getting his Shore 8 hi. o:a ofan Mrs. Elizabeth C. Becker, of
Behe aie’ 1 2 : 2 | Columbia, is secretary of the asso-
Twins arrived at a certain home Hershey wo 0 1.0.20 | ciation,
and I asked the 8-year-old boy in|R prey 1 ....... T-0 1.0 of Risser Family
the same family what their names Rie 1 4.1 0] The Risser family, descendants
were. He said his daddy ties of oo 1 4 1 0!nf Christian Rissor, was held at
om Thunder and Lightning before |p pat o 1 4 1 1|Locust Point, Ontario, Canada, on
ey Wad od mete Tb 0 4 1 0|June 30th with an attendance of
Dow i Cr Holic Pp 0 0 3 1 0!1,000 persons. They are descend-
: n at Landisville young many <= ah CL hee a aa ants of Christian Rissor, the son of
bis girl's father If ho eowd] pomls ......... 9 27 11 8 Peter Rissor, who located in Mount
iii] daughter. The Joa gent | Manheim ........ 000 320 000—5 | Joy township, Lancaster County, in
sald—"“"What do you make? Mt. Joy A. A. .... 000 210 000—3 1742, The Risser Mennonite church
The _ young man replied—*“No-
thing sir, I don’t even touch the
darn stuff.”

Henny Garber says when a man
has a birthday he usually takes a
day off, but when a woman has a
birthday she takes a year off,

One of our young shieks came to
me for advice the other day. He
asked me what he could do to keep
from falling in love. I asked him if
he ever tried renting a house. That
cures a lot of ’em in Mount Joy.
A certain store here put on a
new clerk and among the boy's in-
structions was this:
“If you don’t happen to have
what a customer wants, suggest
something as nearly like it as pos-
sible.”
The boy’s first customer was a
woman who wanted to know if he
had any fresh green stuff today.
The boy said—*“No ma’am, but
we have some nice bluing.”

One of our young shieks told me
that instead of having a good time
with wine, women and song, it's
wood alcohol, nurses and funeral
march,

I know a preacher who may not |
be able to say all he wants to in
thirty minutes but believe me he’s
sure to say all the congregation
wants to hear.

One of our business men claims
you can’t keep a good man down but
you can certainly kick the stuffin
out of him before he gets up.

There’s a young fellow in town
who says if they don’t blame soon
let him join the band and play his
cornet, he’ll join the Salvation
Army, then he can play in public.

I was invited to a party’ the other
night and here’s the menu:
Pikled Ojsters
Bisque of Snajls
Fried Fish
Natjve Wine
Qujnce Jee cream
Onions and Bjsquits
Here lies the body of Mary Smack
She rolled her socks on a railroad
An old woman looked out of a |
as the train drew
“Little boy, are you good?”
“Yes, ma'am, replied the boy.
“Parents living?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Go to Sunday School?”
“Yes, ma'am.”
“Then I think I can trust you.

000% o% o% 0 0, 0.
9 06% 06 0% 068 260 60 450,
9
0%
The
od
*
9,
ho?
9,
Xa)

| when he’s on the floor he misses with dew; your teeth are like the sitcher—by Bowers— (Platt). Pas
oye beat. finest pearls nature ever made; but : d balls—Albrizht 5.4 Winnin
bees oe : ._ ._ |vou have the darndest looking nose eh h wl Fr : in 2 it Li
& There's a certain young lady ing ever saw on anything except an | Pitcher rey. L08INg pite
$ | town who is so deeply in love that African Anteater. Bowers. Umpire—Rutt. Time of
00.6% 6% 0% 0% 0 00 0s 0. 0. 0. 0 0
PII GQ dead fede dade :
Run with this penny
{ bun, and remember, the angels see
you.”
I nectar drink from lip to lip;
I'm never told to move along;
Nor must I now my license show,
For coppers, just as you and I,
I pick the parks where officers
And since I bring an extra lass
mer Zerphey can’t dance.
she went to
and get me a
Arms For The Law
And park where e’er I may
The cops all let me stay.
Nor now flash on the light,
Love beauties in the night.
Of night patrol the beat
Those cops love my back seat.
Father is reprimanding his son in
Because
Washingtonboro Sune
—R. Frey, R.
1;
er, (Snyder 2). |
Losing pitcher—Witmer. |
Collins. | follows:
won a corking
the team there 5 to 3.
Raver.
2b
Grace; 88
Ellis,
Sacrifices — Hershey, | of Lancaster and
Blantz to Lamparter. Base on balls are a part of this family.
—off Hollinger 0; Witmer 1; Hen- |
drix 0. Struck out—by Hollinger 1; |
Hits—ofT |
Myers.
Hendrix 5.
Umpires—Hendrix
Time of game—2:00,
ra el
THE FLORIN TEAM 1
LOST A CLOSE GAME | year’s meeting, Miss
The North End
bia, came to Florin Saturday
game
Anderson, rf
on balls—Off Herr 3.
By Heatter 3; by Herr 8.
oS. Ar'
All Stars
Prey, 3b,
Tuer, cf, rf ... 0:
Lot'r, py cf
Prt, »f,’ef, 1b...
om
8.
aood
and

LANCASTER ALL-STARS
DEFEAT MAYTOWN TEAM products.
by
evened up
Score:
h
0
oO = ID
= a a a a =)
DO =D NO
—
1
NC
fd
No
>
dt
S = ON
et ow
OO CO op
bd ON DID WO
Ww
SOW
[=]
DN
3
Two base hit—Shiffer. Home runs grounds are
Stolen bases | purchased in 1775.
Shirk, H. Frey, | Lancaster County and
Witmer 7 in 6 innings; off Hendrix
Hit by pitcher—by Holling-
Winning pitcher— | 26.
of his farm
The Rissors of
the Rissors
Dauphin County
a part
, Nye Family
The third reunion of the Nye
family will be held in Bellaire
Park, Carlisle, on Thursday, July
The program and officers are as
Forenoon, enrollment and
social hour; lunch at 12:00 o’clock
| (each bring his lunch); literary
program, 1:45 p. m.; report of last |
Irene
remarks by |
team of Colum- the president, Prof. H. H. Nye, of
Zelma
| Nye, Hummelstown;
and | Elizabethtown; recitation, Miss Isa-
from ' hel Geyer, Shippensburg;
Florin had | Isaiah
Struck out—| forever in the past.
The Lancaster All-Stars walloped | attitude on the part of the
the Maytown nine, at Maytown, 12|of the industry that places oi
to 6, on Saturday, scoring six runs | a sound economic plane.
in the eleventh inning to win.
visitors were trailing
innings but
score in the ninth,
The! Seventy years ago the oil
runs | try consisted of a
the | that cost $2,000.
Sw
WoO
0
0
0
0
0
0 0] ]
ase form, this
only to agriculture and the BRYER ICE CREAM CO.
9
wo SOW
[=
Basehore, Elizabethtown;

the game cinched until the ninth recitation, Jean Nye, Shippensburg
Shelley’s homer was aR. No. 5; recitation, Jean Snyder,
The score: Elizabethtown; cornet solo, Farle
h a e|Nye, Marietta; recitation, Ruth |
Tee 1 5 0 O0|Basehore, Elizabethtown; recita- |
2 1 0 0 0tion, Harold Meashey, Elizabeth- |
eee 0 0 10 O|town; duet, Julia Nye, Chambers- |
ohh 2 9 0 O|purg, R. No. 1, Charles Nye, of]
Sistas 1 8 0 O|Chambersburg R. No. 2; address,
Sisal nine 1 1 1 1|Elmer E. Nye, Orrstown (repre-
1 2 0 O0]genting Franklin Co. Clan); Miss
Ris mete ol 12 0 Zelma Irene Nye will have charge
eis Thee 1 0 1 1|of the Children’s Hour.
AE a 1.0 2 40 Officers: Prof. H. H. Nye, presi-
_——— — — dent, Elizabethtown; Rev. Allen G.
Sie sarin 3 10 27 14 2|Nye, vice president, Colonial Park;
h a e|Miss Zelma Irene Heisey, secretary
os Aiea ay 2 0 O0|Hummelstown, R. No. 2; Mrs. Mary
2 0 O0|Seltzer, Asst. Secretary, Hummels-
Fieve 0 1 O0|town, R. No. 2; Mrs. Ella Eshen-
re 1 10 0 !our, treasurer, Rutherford Heights.
0 0 0 Four prizes will be offered: To
sie 1 2 0|the one coming the greatest dis-
3b ...... 1 9 0]tance;.to the oldest one attending;
Caisse 0 5 1|to the youngest one attending; to
IR 1 0 O0]the largest family present.
rien viene 1 0 0 ENS
cere 0 2 0|THE OIL INDUSTRY IS
wet oe {ees ee ENTERING NEW ERA
«isis 59 22 1 ————
000101 3—5 The oil industry is making a de-
00100200 0—3|termined cooperative effort to find
base hits—Zercher, Basher,|a solution for its problems as an
Three base hits—Shut- | industry. It is entering into a new
Home runs—=Shelly. | era.
Sacrifices—W eisser, Hummer. Base | The old hit-and-miss days are]
{ have seen unprecedented progress
| made in the science
of producing oil &nd its many by-
has come a progressive business
heads
il mn
il indus-

69-foot
Since then 700,-
{000 wells have been drilled,
e | the investment is esti
0labout $11,000,000,000.
2124,143 wells were drilled
0! This tremendous
0!ally resulted in a ce
0|of waste, confusion,

0{ operation and excessiv
0!tion. Yet the public 1a
0| had an unfailing oil service at a
0!low price, due to excessive com-
1 petence.
0] As the movement
industry,
cooperative
great
ol . . .
e | railroads in investment, gains still
0! more in stability, waste is elimin- |
0 | ated, and the public is served ec-|
1| onomically and efficiently. |
cent A cei |
0]
{ Want a Nice Business
| owner, I now have the fine brick
| property, confectionery and cigar |
| and tobacco store of the late Harr) |

0|E. Klugh. on East Main St., Mount |
Circulating Library
for sale. House has all con
and will give possession
[anv time. Call, phone or write J

nN no
Two base hits—Moore 2, Peck,
a

day wearing
brown stocking.

one white
eyes are
A lad here said to his girl:
“Dear, vour
pools of sparkling water; your lips|
one on bases—Maytown 3;
like deep | oop 2; Bowers 9. Hits—off Lutten-
are like two little red rosebuds wet |

6 | Raub, Tressler. Sacrifices—Moores
| Houckel, L. Trossler, Albright. Left
3 Lance. All
Stars 6. Base on balls—off Lutten-
berger 1; Frey 2; Bowers 2.
Struck out—by Frey 3; Luttenber-

| berger 6 in 4 innings; off Frey 4
in 7: off Bowers 13 in 11. Hit by

Family Reunions,

It don't keep away
the Hail~It keeps
away the loss |
Hail is an uncertainty, but if it comes
there is no uncertainty about its power
of destruction. Protect your tobacco
crop with a
] ! ® ] ] XQ 1 C .
No uncertainty about the Hartford Fire
Insurance Company, which has promptly
paid every just claim for over a century,
Let us tell you what a policy costs and
what it covers,
Widmyer-Prangley Co.
Agents re
48 North Queen Street
Lancaster, Pa.
Henry H. Koser, Landisville, Pa.
D. L. Landis, Elizabethtown, Pa.
E. H. Gish, Elizabethtown, Pa.
june20-7¢

FEEL
your hair
How long is it?

address,
pre

Recent years|
and method |
In conjunction with this]
How many days
since it was cut?
10 IS RIGHT.
every 10 days.
Go Now, to
Hershey's Barber Shop
Haircut

H. H. KRALL
SPECIAL
LARD 12¢
Krall’s Meat Market
West Main St. MOUNT JOY

I
For a Good Clean
SHAVE and HAIR CUT
at a right price go to
“Cap” Williams
E. Main St., MOUNT JOY, PA.
Ladies’ and Children’s Hair .
Cutting a Specialty.
STONE
Before placing your
elsewhere, see us.
Crushed Stone. Also manufac-
turers of Concrete Blocks, Sills
and Lintels.

order
“J, N. STAUFFER & BRO,
MOUNT JOY, PA.

2+ ICE CREAM
DEALERS
Fhe new Harrisburg Branch of the Breyer
Company makes it possible for
t regular deliveries of Breyer’'s
the ice cream that made
oi Cream” famous,

Télephone or write
Branch: HARRISBURG, PA.
1711 Derry Street
Tel. Harrisburg 3—3470

A WISE OWI, | game—2:30.
July11-3t
GIFT SHOP

Don. W. Gorrecht
JEWELER Mt. Joy, Pa.

HOW ARE YOUR SHOES?
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
BRING THEM IN
CITY SHOE
REPAIRING CO.
Our classified ads bring results,
If you want %o succeed— Advertise
The Mt. Joy Bulletin costs only

{$1.50 per year. :

¥
3
i
J