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By F. O. Alexander
© by Western Newspaper Union)
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
So Long, Reception Committee
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18th, 192%
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
OH WHAT A FOINE PICKLE
olM IN J. SURE ol BORRERED
THE HONORABLE SINAYTOR HEM-
MIHAWS SWALLERTAIL WITH:

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THE WELCOMIN' COMMITTAY 1S
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New Tonsorial
Parlor
BENDER BLDG.
MT. JOY
I AM NOW OFFERING
Old Chests |
Chairs, of All Kinds
Dressers, of All Kinds
Old Bureaus
Corner Cupboards :
Bedroom Suites | Bast Main St.
Parlor Suites
Tables

All Kinds of Glassware
Old Clocks
Old Gihs & Pistols
Old Clock, with Wooden &!
Work R 'a share of your patronage.
orks; Running |
2 Happy Darrenkamp
231 Mt. Joy St.
MOUNT JOY,
I have opened & first-class barber
shop and will be pleased to have
L. W. BASHORE
PA. '
Proprietor
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SMOKED MEATS, HAM, DRIED
BEEF, BOLOGNA, LARD, ETC.
Also Fresh Beef, Veal Pork, Mutton

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Fresh Fruits and Vegetables
Received Daily

E. A. KESSLER
QUALITY GREEN GROCERY
4 E. Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA.
Bell Phone 43R3
West Main St. MOUNT JOY

| ——
| Krall’s Meat Market
For a Good Clean
SHAVE and HAIR GUT

at a right price go to
“Cap” Williams
E. Main St., MOUNT JOY, PA.
Ladies’ and Children’s Hair
Cufting a Specialty.

Your Calendar
should tell you:
“Every 10 Days you
need a haircut”
Rotary Sewing Machines
All styles, icluding Elec-
trics, Oil, Needles, Repairing
and parts for all machines at
A. H. BAKER’S
133 E. King St.
LANCASTER, PENNA.
Ind. Phone 116Y

Cultivate this fine personal
habit—it makes a man look
his best always.
Ladies’ and Children’s Hair
Cutting.
Agent for Manhattan Laundry
Always Go To

Milady Beauty
. Shoppe

MARCELLING, SHAMPOOING, FA-|
CIALS, MANICURING, SCALP |
STONE
TREATMENTS, ETC. |
For Appointment Phone 119R4 | Before placing your order
EXPERT HAIR CUTTER elsewhere, see us.
In Attendance | Crushed Stone. Also manufac-
For Children, Ladies & Gentlemen | turers of Concrete Blocks, Sills
| and Lintels.

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| 1. N. STAUFFER & BRO.
LEE ELLIS
F. B. GROFF POOL ROOM
N. Market St. Mount Joy, Pa. and
mar er RESTAURANT
FOR A GOOD CLEAN SHAVE OR
HAIR CUT STOP AT THE
W. F. CONRAD
BARBER SHOP
OPEN EVENINGS AND SATUR-
DAY AFTERNOON
No. 11 Lumber St., MT. JOY, PA.
Everything in the Harness Line.
Our prices are tight. Come see us|
before you buy. i
All Goods Guaranteed.
|

Basement Mount Joy Hall
FOOT BALL—BASKET BALL
HEADQUARTERS
GIFT SHOP
Parker Fountain Pens |
Ice Cream, Groceries and i |
Confections ~ Don. W. Gorrecht
Me JEWELER Mt. Joy, Pa.|
~ BROS. |
Mowat Joy Street Mouser. Pa W. BULLER
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Want a Nice Busiven” whouse Painter
1 Bow have the fine brick ra And
confectione and cigar a
o' stare of ihe Lane Hore | Paper Hanger Contractor
on East Main St., Mount inti

owner,

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and HI ae all on. Estimates cheerfully given. Prices
, phone or write J reasonable, Flori by, |
F Ho orin, Pa. |

Hershey's Barber Shop || “=n
We 70 Main Street, E. = YT

Operations and Swell
HE owner and operator of
statement of the part farm
management of his enterprise.
tells the following story:
“When I started farming
account, but soon found that it
farm purposes.
take into consideration the vital fac-
tors of improvements, growth of live-
stock or depreciation.
“Since 1910 I have kept a complete
account on the accrual basis. The
accounts, however, are no more than
any farmer can easily keep. The out-
standing benefits from keeping such
accounts might be listed as follows:
The Way It Works
“1. Income tax reports made easier.
—Accurate and dependable income tax
reports can be made from the yearly
accounts. By keeping them on file I
am always ready to satisfy the tax
inspectors.
“2. Accounting makes possible a
budget system.—With the accumulat-
ed data of the past years, I can make
out the budget for the coming year.
The income being fairly stable, the
budget problem is to adjust the ex-
penditures. If one branch of the busi-
ness will need extraordinary expendi-
ture such as new machinery, there
must be a cut in some other branch,
such as building or livestock pur-
chased, or fencing.
“3. Accounting gives a true basis
for credit.—Especially has accounting
meant for me larger credit and happy
relations with my banker. With a
One Of The First Important
Name

Such a record did not¢
IN THE MANAGEMENT CF A FARM
Successful Farmer Tells How Pencil Helped Guide His
His Income—An Aid to
Better Credit—Shows Profits and
Prevents Losses.
one of the most successful dairy
farms in Wisconsin prepared recently for the Agricultural
Commission of the American Bankers Association a first hand
accounting has played in the
This operator, W. J. Dougan,
I began keeping a simple cash
was not sufficient accounting for

complete financial statement before
him the banker can intelligently deter-
mine what credit I should have. With
a full knowledge of the farm profits
in the past, I know what credit I
should accept. No farmer or business
man should accept credit from his
bank unless he is able to put the
money into productive investment, and
his margin of profit assures the ability
to repay the loan within a reasonable
time.
“For the farm this reasonable time
cannot be three or six months. The
farm turnover is too slow for that. A
helpful and just period of farm credit
for working capital must be from one
to four years.
“There is another benefit from ac-
counting—the benefit of knowing
whether one is going up or down. By
extra sales one might be flush of
money and buy heavily, thinking he is
coming out ahead, but in reality he
is sacrificing the future. On the other
hand, one might feel pinched, and
have little money to spend, but in
reality he is laying up capital.”
The bankers Agricultural Commis-
sion has suggested the following form
of farm credit statement, indicating
the records necessary to be kept:

SUGGESTED FARM CREDIT STATEMENT
(Adapted from blank used by Federal Reserve Bank, Chicago)
Factors In Farm Accounting
Address
essen esters
Date of Statement

Liabilities

i
Case ON HAND AND IN BANK. woof
UNITED STATES SECURITIES...
OTRER SALABLE SECURITIES. ++
Accounts Dre Me...

Acres Oats,
Acres Legumes. ||

48 ENDORSER,

Fire INSURANCE ON Grain,
ARES. sev vv

French scientists have made up a
purse of $200 which will be given |
[to the man making the most inter- |
esting contribution to the problem !
of interplanetary navigation. But, !
{as the Metropolitan Life Insurance |
Company has just brought out, you |
can’t get much of a funeral for,
$200.
te at) Ceres
American capital is considering
investments in Afghanistan. Marine by radio from London was that of so they will sell high, and none on
corps interpreters will now begin
learning Afghanistanese. {
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The fact that Lindbergh left on |
December 13, visited thirteen for-
eign countries, and got "back on
February 13, is of little
and less importance.
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SCHEDULE OF REAL ESTATE
[ with an old portrait of the
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of Total Linbilition. .. iii nis
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Total 4 Toran Sop any of
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Stallions § Dairy Bulls $ Beef Bulls § coef .-. Boars $....|...Rams $ Chickéns ~~ $....4
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M s H $..l. Pigs $a as Wethers ~~ $....]...Other Poul.
olts §....|.. Calves $ Feeders $.0..[...Stock Hogs §....|. Lambs $ | Bees S$
Grain
Farm Products on Hand
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++. or Crop PER YEAR

Want a Cheap Farm?
I have a 130-acre farm 11% miles | rit :
wood- | letter-writing are to hold a nation-
shape.
from Middletown, 20 acres
land, buildings in good
pleasant place to live and will
‘sold for a quick sale. Price
$7,500. Can be earned in
vears with tobaceo crop. Call
phone Jno. E. Schroll, Mt.
The first television photo sent
a ventriloquist’s dummy. It was
thought New York might respond
White
House Spokesman.
Et
The wets call for a
up.
| A thousand
be [tal convention, obviously.
only
a few | 2
or | ganda is that when
Joy.
Pa. Phone 41R2. tf
showdown | chewing gum is
interest on Prohibition, the drys for a show |have a powerful
Briefly Told
Women’s clothes may go to ex-
tremes, but seldom to extremities.
The greatest enemies of any
good cause are the extremists who
favor it.
Hoover's visit to Florida indi-
cates that he has no doubt of car-
rying his own State.
Modern women seldom r@sort to
tears, but there isn’t much left to
cry for. :
Well, we see Senator Watson of
Indiana has thrown his pillowcase
into the ring.
Congress may now order Lind-
bergh to stop flying. That's right.
Let some one fly that can fly.
Another trouble with modern
romance is that the time is too
short between courtship and court.
How much worse it would be if
we were born old and had to look
forward to growing young and silly.
The elephant makes a good party
emblem. No other animal is so
well equipped to reach the fodder.
You're right, Mr. Borah; one
rotten egg doesn’t spoil the whole
dozen. But it does when they are
scrambled.
Hoover says he will carry out
the Coolidge policies. The little
boy in the third row will please
tell us what they are.
If ignorance is bliss, then the
happiest man in the world is an
oil magnate on the Senate commit-
tee’s witness stand.
According to a sports journal,
chess-players seldom die young.
They would never finish a tourna-
ment if they did.
And the pistols’ red glare,
Bombs bursting in air
Give proof through the night
That Chicago’s still there,
There are more than 200,000
useless words in the English lan-
guage, which probably accounts
for a lot of the college yells.
Opponents of lynching are not
defending the man lynched. They
merely want him punished without
disgracing civilization any worse.
The Senate committee has to drill
down six or eight thousand feet to
get anything at all out of an oil
man. And it hasn’t struck a gush-
er yet.
An expert says that parents
should keep the child’s knees cov-
ered, but the visual evidence is that
childhood is passed at a rather ear-
ly age.

more marines will
be sent to Nicaragua to help the
2,700 already there put down a so-
called guerrilla chief with a so-
called handful of followers.
The economists who are always
insisting that the real problem of
this age is distribution will notice
that the Continental Trading Com-

pany didn’t find it difficult.
At a new dancing and eating]
club, we note, the members are |
served by waiters in the guise of]
brigands. We are more accustom- |
ed to being served by brigands in
the guise of waiters. i
“Modern Americans are drifting
away from superstition and bunk,” |
observed Mr. Edison on his eighty- |
first birthday. They may be drift-
ing away from some of the ancient
| varieties, but it is the impression
of thoughtful witnesses that they
are merely drifting into new kinds
of superstition and bunk.
Necessity has also been the moth-
ler of intervention.
| So, the G. 0. P. got a nice drink
from the Teapot.
| Hint to those who would abolish
war: Pray more and prey less.
An elocution class for women
has been started at the continuation
{schools. Why?
| If he says he won’t argue, he
{means only that he won’t listen af-
| ter saying his say.
Lending money to Russia
ibe borrowing trouble.
Cooks are often decorated in
{France. We feel like crowning
| some of ours.
| The reading public never seems
|dumb to the writer who has wit
enough to make his meaning clear.
| Will Durant says we must marry

|
would
| young, or take the consequences.
| And, of course, there are those
[who do both.
| ‘Authorities on correct form in
lal conference soon. An Emily Pos-
The trouble with peace propa-
it’s permitted
{it isn’t necessary, and when it’s
[necessary it isn’t permitted.
| A good tariff law is one that
| puts import duty on your products,
WW
[the other fellow’s, so you can buy
| cheap.
| British Honduras, a contempor-
|ary reminds us, supplies a great
deal of the nlaterial from which
made. Here ' we
weapon in the
event of war with the U. S. A.

THE OLDEST HAT STORE IN
LANCASTER
Wingert & Haas
Hat Store
Spring Hats
dave Arrived in Various
Colors and Shapes
orem

PLAIN HATS A SPECIALTY

JNO. A. HAAS, Propr.
144 N. Queen Pa.

GENERALE ELECTRIC
Refrigerator

The General Electric Refrigerator is the
simplest of all refrigerators because it
hasn’t a belt or a fan or a drain-pipe.
All its machinery i8 enclosed in one steel
casing, air-tight. This keeps efficiency per-
manently in and trouble permanently out.
Come in and study the models.
H. S. NEWCOMER & SON
MOUNT JOY, PA.
New Location
---
Tryon’s Garage
I wish to inform my patrons, friends and the motoring public
that I have moved to my new location,

Along the Harrisburg Pike
East End of Florin
Where I am prepared to cater to your wants in a more satisfac-

tory manner than heretofore. I have a modern repair shop,
new machinery and up-to-date ‘methods for executing work. I
will be pleased to have you call and see us in the new location.
TRYON'S GARAGE
East End of Florin
JNO. B. TRYON, Propr.,

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Specials at Darrenkamp’s
Cinco Londres, Havana Ribbon Londres, Bolds Perfecto,
Rocky Ford, Hemrietta Juniors, Summans, Wenesta, Shissler’s
Merchant, Pure Stock, Home Comforts, Wm. Penn, Square
Deal, Noble Knight, Lew Morris, 6 for 25. Any of these, 50
in box for $2.00.
All 2 for 15c Cigars,
Special price on box lots. ;
Camels, Piedmonts, Chestérfields and Lucky Strikes, two
15¢ packs for 25c.
We have a fine assortment of Pipes. Ask to see them.
All 10¢ Tobaccos, 3 packs for 25e. All 15¢ Tobaccos, such
as Red Man, Red Horse, Bag Pipe, Bééchnut, ete., 2 packs 25c.
Prince Albert, 2 cans 25c.
All Fruits in Season.
We also carry a complete line of penny Gandy.
All flavors of Chiques Rock Soft Drinks om'ice, 5.

4 for 25c; all 10c Cigars, 3 for 25.

H. A. DARRENKAMP
3 Doors East of Post Office MOUNT JOY, PA.
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