or wr ow --"y Fe Ty. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4, 1928 ol; PRL IE TERE BE BE BE TR EIR RSE GER Xe FOR GOOD, CLEAN You want coal that burns and is free from stone, clinkers, etc. A trial will readily convince you that it pays to buy good coal. Prices very reasonable. Telephone 5R5 GOODRICH TIRES Prest=-0-=Lite Batteries Gas, Oil and Accessories JOHN W, DILLINGER 208 E. Main St. H. H. KRALL gE iL ; For the children and for |f TIRE AND BATTERY REPAIRING |} "vi | i! vale Jams and Jellies. Fi A variety of flavors from, which to make your selec- #1 MOUNT JOY. PA. jj TA, om : | STONE 2" 49¢ { always have on hand anything in the line of SMOKED MEATS, HAM, DRIED BEEF, BOLOGNA, LARD, ETC. Also Fresh Beef, Veal Pork, Mutton Krall’s Meat Market West Main St.- MOUNT ‘JOY POULTRY FARM FOR SALE— A fine 7-room stucco house with all| Come and see modern conveniences, 6 acres land, 9 poultry houses ranging in size vom 10x10 to 16x100. Will sell . “with or withcut poultry and equip- ment. Call, phone or write JNO. E. SCHROLL, Phone 41R2, Mount Joy, Pa, notv30-tf We're at your service when you need job printing. RS SS RA RS RENE RATA VATE 2’ GIVE S. & H. GREEN TRADING STAMPS mr HARRY LEEDOM $150.00 A DEMONSTRATION FREE. RoR to your sink, the fewer steps need- ed to put the dishes away after they are washed. An ideal way is to have the dish closet in the con- necting wall between the dining room and kitchen, adjacent to the sink on the kitchen side. Clean dishes are taken out in the dining room, and used ones are passed through the closet to be washed and put away without an unnecess- ary step. reel ee A man in Sussex, England, who had lost his voice ten years ago owing to a gas attack during the was recovered it after a nightmare COAL by witnessing a startling VE WITH SAFET SP res 3 “The Pure and MOUNT JOY, PENNA. nov30-tf Wholesome Ballardvale JAMS Tasty Good Quality The Illustrated Electric Model Installed Price Come in and hear this set you'll be surprised ai the mar- velous results. JOAN H. TYSON’S ROYAL MUSIC BOX ON THE ROYAL PATH TO MUSIC (On With Laughter) Well here goes for the New Year land Mr. Wise Owl sincerely hopes | he can make his column more inter- esting than ever. At least he de- clares he'll try his dirty best. We all got a mighty good laff at | the post office Saturday morning. One of our rural carriers—I don’t i care to mention his name as he’s a | particular friend of mine—came | there with his car and had his new license plates on up-side-down. He drives a Ford and carries on Route 1. Here's Wednesday and truthfully I haven't broken any of my New Year’s resolutions yet. You know i the reason—I didn’t make any. One of our High School teachers % | asked one of the boys—' How often do you bathe?” The boy replied—“Summer or START THE NEW YEAR WITH CAREFULLY PLANNED BUDGE Start the new year armed with a well-planned budget which has been drawn up to include all the mneces- sities and some of the desirable] Waynesburg=> purchases your family hopes to|tion of central} make within the expected income [plant discussed. ° for 1928. Food, housing, clothing,| Harrisburg — Aj and running expenses will be among |miles of highway the essentials. Personal expenses state system. for each member of the family mit] Altoona — Penn be allowed, and fixed expenses =uch {to construct largest as insurance premiums or taxes|in the world here. must be met. More or less prol-| Carbondale—Cornerst lematical is the question of new |new St. Joseph’s hospite {furnishings or equipment, or the Philadelphia—Ground amount that must go to doctors and [erection of Rodin Muse dentists, and consequently the |Northeast side of Parkway be amount that can be saved. A good |21st and 22nd Streets. 5% budget is one that takes all tnese| Pittsburgh—Work resumed points into consideration and keeps |construction of locks for the definitely known expenses well!fixed dam in Ohio River. Fr within the anticipated income, leav-| Lewistown—Approach is being : ing a fair-sized margin for the un-|built to viaduct spanning 4 tracks certain items and for emergencies. east of Lewistown passenger sta- After making a budget on a year-|tion. i 4 ly basis, it is helpful to plan for| Quarryville—R. Ulrich erecting each month separately and in ad-||;0e warehouse and garage on his vance, so that as expenditures near old Goshen mill. made they can be compared with! philadelphia—United Gas Im- the original estimate in each cate- ovement Company consolidates gory. Sometimes it becomes evident | ith Philadelphia Electric. that a larger allotment must be| Butler County organizes its 9th made in one field, or that less bull association. would do in another, or coOrres-| wjjjoyw Grove—Work progressing ponding changes can be niade in the! New Oxford Theater, Rising Sun yearly and monthly plans. Avenue and Gottman Street. nee . | Hazelton—New St. Gabriel’s LATEST CONTROL MEASURES ‘Church dedicated. GIVEN FOR GRAPE PESTS| [ Stroudsburg—Acme Fire Co. costing $13,- |purchases fire truck “Grape Insects and Diseases” is 500.00. the title of bulletin 433, now being| philadelphia — $5,000,000 units distributed by the Pennsylvania Philadelphia General Hospital partment of Agriculture. , | dedicated. 5 This publication describes control Flemington—New street lights re- measures for grape leafhopper, ' oi installed in Flemington boro. grape rootworm, grape berry moth, | Pleasant Mount—Work is being | Winter time?” dump; It may be a farm oaken pump. with an old | It may be | flat; It may be the room hang up your hat. It may be a in the floor, house with at the door. It may he exclusive or simple or swell, A wee bit of heaven or one little well, Just try to remember, wherever you roam, That Shakesveare was right, ki There’s No Place Like Home.’ “A little paint will brighten up any old joint,” said one of our old applied rouge to her maids as sh | knee. f The nearer your dish closet is |21,397 CONTRIBUTED TO The derndest thing that ever occurred here over fellow went many COMMUNITY CHEST FUND | happened Christmas. A certain home with one drink too That 21,397 persons contributed to the Lancaster County Welfare | under his belt. He got the electric Federation during the recent Com- | plugs mixed and when his wife munity Chest Campaign was an- | came in, their new radio was coated nounced at the Federation Office { with ice all over and the electric re- frigerator was singing—*‘‘I Wonder What Became of Sally?” today. 6,800 of these contributers live in the county and 14,597 live in the city of Lancaster. This re- presents an increase of 8,628 con- tributers over the previous year, when 12,767 persons contributed. | was no disgrace to die poor. The As contributions are still coming in other salds -*Maovbe not. but it's from the county these numbers will | a dirty trick on the relations.” be increased. : The total subscribed and on re- cord to date is $251,313.55, of | which $224,228.22 is from the city | of Lancaster and $27,085.33 is | from the county. This later amount | will be considerably increased in all probability, as several communit- ies have not yet sent in full lists of report. It is felt by all that the county | has made a splendid record for its | first year in the Federation. This | statement was made at the Feder- | ation Office today. I heard two fellows in a con- versation up at Lee’s place the other evening. One said that it At that she was only a vegetar- ian’s daughter but she knew her onions. Really I hate to talk about the [ old maids but I just can’t help it. { One of ours here said to another— “You know mighty little about bringing up children. All I ever saw vou bring up was the rear. meine But believe me those dear old girls are now having their inning This being Leap Year they should have a harvest. I know of a number What is the biggest need or de- | who will propose and I know some sire of the family for the coming who will be accepted because their year? An automobile? A home of | fellows are out of work and having your own? A good vacation? Ra- | nothing else in particular to do, dio? School or college graduation? | and nothing in view, they'll get Pure Before placing your order eli here, see us. Crushed Stone. Also manufac- E. W. GARBER turers of Concrete Blocks, Sills and Lintels. The Store Pe APE J. N. STAUFFER & BR, oun sor ra | More or better clothes? Make out | married. I know a here in | your spending plan with an eye to | town had a proposal at 12.01 A. M. | whatever you want most; then see | Sunday. That Jane didn’t lose any | how you can subordinate less im- | time, eh. : | portant needs or wants to get the | = | one big thing. For example, two | Bv the way. there was a bad i | dollars a week saved from January | smash-up in town the other day. | | West Chester Pike. t r will take ar om- | For omnpl tails inauire | — ! % 1: to July wil] tui rays Of noon | Po 3 np; te etail | I was tellin’ oc Garber that I} Pittsburgh — Homey 1 cement & h sc hoot, or Pros ji 11 virllinery Store. a certain g here play tennis ton Board of Trade ind Vide TWO Nee vasapion a | A a one day nd her teeth !side-West End bridge p 1 a o 3 1 3 3 1 ortain yt ro in a mother ox bring some Spiel i | A tain oot pretty iA a i “Did she lose | Brookwville—Solar El > : t 3 use 7 er u Xf rang i : % books into the “hous e. Two dol te r's and went tre act? pany to ereth cubstatio {ars a week and sometimes more | up town and lows 1} s | i | capacity ran 3 mme "O1 di arv - 0 i} 3 3 5 Aly | . 3 oy can be mme da from ordina y € A { A fell ; asked Lee F lis why so | Brookwille—: ids oH . ith surprising agse, | a Y | 3.511 Tu Fa 4 pen § oT n surprising ease |. | mai s are killed in foot ball | nishing courthouse. jonce ine Lats, This So fe | eames and 1 ] that “they Scranton — Imprd i n the game of “Beat he | Se Ts "0 le in the game 3 boy. a kick off. |pleted at Traders’ | Budget.” Bigger wants take more | ! eS 4 conversation I over- | building: i dE $n | hear betwee : ’0 Tc avi : { =. weekly savings, but the prineiple); neald oeiween a young connle Jou. know I : ta . 3 3 4 | weel ly bi, g 1t princiy back at the Station last Wedne a 4 You know h SC are | Coatesville—Brid [18 the 3 as } niche: {even M 1 ¢ ewspap Tr jects in Chester Cg i | ern. | men, They know what was pleted poy a3 2 a : Firing the Furnace | on a years ago. |" Dubois——Airpe ir ' meeting.” The furnace fire should receive “N : . Naw; attention at regular intervals, not : ’ as fat engin = ’ an’ my clothes ain't pressed.” simply when the house becomes too “ow : cold or too hot. No definite rule | : can be given that will apply to all essential | “Come on, let's oo to prayer | | | | | about a show?” “Go on. I'm busted.” “Then how does a date strike you?” “Sure, I'm on.” heating systems, but the in fuel economy is a careful study of the system one has, the kind of fuel used, the management of the A caridin’ conic here wars drafts and dampers. A fire should | jo the other night. They hag: not be shaken down more than over the radio. Y told thee MOUNT JOY, PA. : For Sale HOUSE FOR SALE—A practic ond i” We douse, along trol ey a orin, a modern conven: HO iences and = Al shape. I will sell C ICE very reasonable to a snappy buyer © Suet BP suven | Breeding Cockerels Phone 41R2, Mt. Joy. mar.9-tf Closely selected. Single White Leghorn strain. BEAUTIFUL HOME FOR SALE between Mount Joy and Florin, 180 ft. front on concerte road, house is very modern, has all improvements tile bath, sun parlor, beautiful lawn etc.; priced to sell. Don’t overlook this. J. E. Schroll, phone 41-2, Mt comb, MUSSER BROS, Phone 133R6 three times a day. Generally 1% wien on North Market street’ ans will be tound sufficient, in the | he said—“Great heavens, what wil morning and in the late afternoon. | they broadcast next?” =) ; Lake care not to shake too much. a Never leave ashes under the grate A North Barbara mn the ash pit. in mild weather an threw her | accumulation of ashes may remain | and he on the grate to prevent the fire sewer.” | from peconiing too not, but in cold | weatner they must be removed So that a nre will result. dogs. . censes and he they're full of ‘em. fellow into er Provincetown, Massachusetts, a | keeper or traditions, is the only town in the United States that has Here's made down at Joy, Penna, mar.0-t1 —— a town criers Lo | IIo said to one of | | It may be a mansion, it may be a mildew, | | | : | a palace, it may be a | | | where you | | | a hole in | Or a marble hotel, with a coon T ain’t got a clean shirt a The reason most street flapper | folks. John Newcomer was out dig-|iza the entter | gin’ bait the other afternoon. He 4 darned if I'll | says this is the kind of weather to |, A kid came down town with two | froze stiff. I asked him if thev had li- said—“Gosh yes, a crack a certain chap {little boys Smith’s restaurant. \ the worms, the fellows— rose chafer, Japanese beetle, climb-| oq to completion on new school ing cutworms, black rot, powaery building here. downy mildew, dead-arm California—New 5-car garage of grape dis Winfield Bros. on Union completed. two grape spraying : : eiven Te ope Erie Sellersville—Main = Street being paved. and other Ases. In additi schedule .ounty and the other for Pennsyl- | Shion of Erie county. j North Wales— Purchase of fire 5 a pumper contemplated by North : . : Wales borough. One of the nicest way of serving Greencastle — Trinity Lutheran erole. ' Jerusalem artichokes is en ca should be pared and placed in aking dish either whole or sliced. Congregation lays cornerstone for new church. | Burnham—R. L. Eward erecting | | Cover closely and bake in a slow bi | oven until done, or about one-half addition to ns sa at 5th | to one hour. Remove the cover [Avenue and Sach Se Yo in | of the baking dish toward the close | Slatington — Mlectric B Z | to drv out excess moisture. Season machine installed in local post office. y dry Xcess st . Seas | with butter salt, and pepper. It! Schwenksville—National Bank of | liked, add grated cheese or but Schwenksville opens its new bldg. | tered crumbs or both. to public. Norristown—Work begun erect~ ling new Thomas J. Stewart Memor- al Armory here. en om el Cn The Child's Rompers 1 Buttons on children’s rompers} iy should be few in number, large, | Eddystone—Cornerstone laid for easily reached, made with a long g8-story office building of Baldwin shank, and firmly sewed on with a Locomotive Works here. stay underneath. The buttonholes | Lewistown—New home of Russ- should be firm and, made in rein- ell National Bank formally opened. Front buttons for] Philadelphia—An aero club for advisable. But- | young men being organized in this should be city. : rather | Newell Ground broken for erec- ltion ¢£ $200,000 new Y. M. C. A. | Bryn Mawr—New building under construction at corner of Lancaster deter- and Bryn Mawr avenues for Bryn room | Mawr Trust Company. : inside | Pittston—St. John’s Hospital will of windows on a cold day. If frost be opened to public February La forms freely on the inside of the| Jermyn—New fire alarm being glass there is no doubt but that the installed here. inside air has sufficient humidity. Coatesville—No. 1 plate mill at If there is no sign of frost the air Bethlehem Steel Company plant is likely too dry. here resumes operation. =D 4 Ween Seranton—City’s fire Force A Few Bulbs alarm system in central Bring in for forcing a few pots city to be reconstructed. of bulbs at a time from the frame| Lansdale—Extension of borough where you stored them in the fall. sewer main on Lime Street, south ee Teme | of Jenkins Avenue approved. me of a harp struck| Belle Vernon—Concrete is being, because you are a poured on Johnson Hollow road. Souderton—Union National Ban plans erection of new home. No use talkin’ you can't kid Dan| geottdale—Plans making for Kramer. Some one asked him if | gymnasium and auditorium bldg. the mail train was on time and | Haverford—Building permits Dan said—*‘Nope, the company ged here during recent week tf paid cash for it.” led 37.000. i Middletown—New storage Believe me We've got an autolst|, 4 oapage under construetio here who knows how to save money. |. Edison Company He goes around all the corners onl i" es Qicquehanna street. two wheels just to save his tires. | Upper Darby—$15,000 of asked. Joo Charles | to store and candy [facto ec drives and he erected at 51 South Eansdo hit about | Upper Darby—$1,250,00 story office building to be ¢ [southwest corner of Kent forced bands. easy dressing are tons in the drop seat placed near the underarms than in the middle of the back. meme tll Aes mea The Way to Tell A rough practical test for mining whether the air in a is too dry is to observe the and police | part of “You remind by lightening blasted lyre.” Some fellow about how fast he said—“Oh, I generally 50.” A kid nearby heard the re- id—*“Do vou kill any?’ niark ar | A North Barbar reet man went | down the alley the other day with | : a : wine in his hip {Rearing comple pocket. He fell on the frozen | Everett—~af oround, broke the bottle and when | taken to proted met by a friend said—“My God, I| Mt. Pleasan had an ugly fall and got a bad cut. |for rebuilding Look how I'm bleedin.” Square. it Altoona voung couples | School Boay y | close their eyes when kissing is to {build $30,0 1 | prevent each other from seeing how |at Baker’s 11] foolish they each look. Pittsbu cod, ready mif spected Tere. Lewistown— pint of currant Get vour fish appetites h get them, They can’t crawl away j when thev hear you diggin’—they’re In A certain fellow who occasionally state goes along with John never digs worms. He always takes one of his 8 along hecause he has|'