WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23 27
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
A young fellow went to Eshle-
{ man Bros, to buy a collar. Clyde
asked him if he wanted one like he
! had on and he said—‘“Heavens no,
|I want a clean one.”
| One of the Seniors in the High
FER
ll i
_— |
{ School told the teacher that Rome
was built at night because he read
| that it wasn’t built in a day.
OWL-LAFFS
ee
a amen.
a tres
ee et.
{ We have a fellow here in town
who is so darn polite that he apolog-
izes to himself every time he cuts
| himself with a razor.
|
| ——
Constable Elmer Zerhhey thinks
| our lock-up is a good place to stop
{ because its arrest room,
Any fellow who makes a noise
like a jackass, must expect the
i that the women will ride him.
0. W. L
(On With Langhter)
' dd
A man from Florin invited a
We’ 7 i lick ' fellow to a party and the latter
e’re having some mighty slic Pe Wat ye dbl te
crooks nowadays. I just heard a guy
who had his pants stolen while|come?” said the Florin man.
dancing and the crook hung weights Oh yes, said the chap from
on the man’s suspenders so he here, “I’ll come but I was wonder-
wouldn’t miss his pants. ing if I'd be able to leave.”
oe If Little Red Riding Hood were
living today and said to her grand-
mother, “What big ears you have,”
Will some one please explain this
dor Grant Gerberich. He'd like to
know if it’s as warm in _the country
as it is in the summer, the old lady would reply—*“Yes,
ie this boyish bob shows them up
There was an accident up at frightfully.”
Florin the other day. A man there |
was teaching his wife to drive their!
car. He told her to release her
clutch, she léft go of the steering
A pretty saleswoman from Lan-
caster called on Sam Mateer the
other day =and said—‘Doc’t you
wheel, one of the doctors fixed want a talking machine in your
‘them both ‘up and the car is at the home?” 3
garage ever since. | Sam said—“My dear, this is so
sudden.”
They tell me Doc Longenecker
Ballads Of A Husband
A leaf just landed on my head;
To walk I'm hardly able;
The leaf that landed on my head
Was taken from a table.
was doing some work for an absent
minded motorist, Doc asked him if
he’d take gas and he said—‘Yeah,
and yowd ‘better look at the oil,
‘t00.”
The fellows
bachelor friends if he believed in
matrimony and he said that he be-
lieved in any kind of money he
could get,
Met a fellow going down street
in the most peculiar manner I ever
saw. I asked him why he was walk-
ing so stiff-legged and he said he
was breaking in a new set of under-
wear,
I heard Henry Engle ask a lady
if she wanted any ice today. She
said—*No thank you. Your
melts.”
| We've got a fellow here in town
{ who got his wiskers on the install-
'ment plan—a little down each
week.
A man at Landisville gave his
wife a beautiful green bracelet to
match her green dress while his
neighbor gave his wife an eye to
match her mew black dress.
Now I know why a certain fam-
ily in town are such great tea
drinkers, T tasted some of their
coffee yesterday,
We had company last night and
tuned in the radio. One of the
guests asked—*“What’s that piece
the orchestra is playing?”
I said—“What Does It Matter.”
Then the lady replied: “Oh, I just
wondered.”
We’ve a certain girl here who
came mighty near having a mishap
the other night. She forgot to take
the cigarette out of her mouth be-
fore she pulled her night-gown over
her head.
I heard a fellow say to a Mount
Joy street I have a
ice |
asked one of our NEW RECORD SET IN
TRANS-ATLANTIC CALL
A noteworthy performance of the
HOW THE BROKEN
LEVEES
LOWERED THE BIG FLOOD
“How high
would last spring's
. | f1 3 3 ave IQ
trans-Atlantic telephone service was | flood in the Mississippi have risen
reported recently when Mrs. W. W. |
Montgomery, Jr., a prominent society |
| matron of Radnor, Penna., talked to |
|
! Trans-Atlantic telephony may per
(her sister, who was traveling in Eng- | frequently of
(land. |
Twenty minutes after the call was
put in by Mrs. Montgomery, she was |
in communication with her sister in |
London.
The connection was excellent, Mrs.
Montgomery said that both she and
her sister heard each other perfectly.
“But one word was repeated,” she
|
|
said. “That was a proper name,
which was quite difficult to pro-
nounce.”
According to telephone officials,
calls to the British Isles are usually
placed in advance of the time in which
the conversation is to take place. The
rapid service in respect to Mrs. Mont-
gomery’s call, they stated, was un-
usual and perhaps could not be again
‘duplicated in many months.
This call, however, is an indication
of the type of trans-Atlantic service
which will be quite common in the
future. A few years ago, it was
pointed out, calls to all out-of-town
points required anywhere from a few
minutes to many hours before a con-
nection was completed. Now more
than ninety per cent of these calls are
made with great rapidity and without
the caller hanging up the receiver.
haps have a similar development.
date tonight?”
She said—“Yes if you can find
any one dumb enough to date with
you.”
He said—*“All right, I'll be ar-
ound to see you about $8 o'clock
then.”
A WISE OWL
SCHIIRO01..1.,'8S
EAL
ESTATE
BULLETIN
had all the main levees remained
unbroken?”
This was a question asked so
the United States
Engineering Corps and the Weath-
jer Bureau that each organization
gave careful consideration to pre-
| Swers were
| was not influenced by the breaking
paring an answer. Two sets of an-
compared and corres-
ponded closely.
At St. Louis the crest of the flood
of the levees. At Paducah, Fy., the
crest of the flood was over 47.2
or 4.2 feet over the flood stage of
43 feet, and if the levees had not
broken the crest would have been
eighteenth of a foot higher, or
48 feet. Cario, Ill., Memphis, Tenn.,
and Helena, Ark. each escaped a
rise of the river between 1 and 2
feet because the levees failed. The
principal changes between the
stages that might have been and
the stages that actually happened
appeared on the lower river with
maximum differences at Arkansas
City, Ark.,, and Natchez, Miss.,
where the river would have been
from 8 to 85 feet higher if the
levees had held. Greenville, Miss.,
and Baton Rouge, La., had flood
stages about 7 feet lower than they
might have had. At Vicksburg the
relief was nearer 6 feet. Flood
stage at New Orleans is 17 feet.
The river rose to 21 feet, but with
out the breaks in the levee the en-
gineers and Weather Bureau men
think the possible stage would have
been from 27.2 to 27.7 feet, a relief
of from 6.2 to 6.7 feet due to the
breaks in the levees.
——- Er
The Mt. Joy Bulletin
costs only
$1.50 per year.
DWELLING HOUSES No. 348—A 23% story frame
No. 230—A beautiful frame |dwelling, 6 rooms and bath, electric
house on Marietta &t., Mt, Joy. |lights, slate roof, 2-car stable, cor-
corner property with all conveni |ner property. Also lot large enough
for double house. Both front on 175
ft. on Marietta St. Mt. Joy.
No. 349—An 80 ft. front on
Donegal Springs Road, Mt. Joy.
New 8 room brick house, all mod-
ern improvements, Included is an
acre tract in rear.
No. 353—Lot 40x200
with new b5-room bungalow.
ences, fine garage and price right.
No. 257—A large brick house in
East Donegal, only 104 steps to
trolley stop. Property in fairly
good shape for $3,500,
No. 263—A large frame corner
property in Mount Joy. This is an
ideal business place. Priced to sell.’
No. 284—A 9-room frame house
at ‘Florin
Has
for
on West Main St., Mt. Joy, steam Np a heat. Dandy home
Beat re Nl 05, ein. New| oo, lot 505200 fu Just
0. 308—A frame house on| utside Mt. Joy Boro, new 7-room
Marietta street, Mount Joy. Cheap| ouse never occupied, garage, good
to a quick buyer. vell of water, etc. Half of money
No. 314—A very good brick dwell
ing on New Haven St., Mt. Joy,
electric lights, bath, etc., corner
property.
No. 320—A fine frame domble
dwelling house in Florin, new 3
years ago. Modern in every way
with garage, ete. Remts for $20
and $25. Price is only $5,600.
ter grab this.
an remain, Possession at once.
Vill sell more land with property if
jurchaser desires. Here's a worth
vhile proposition.
No. 356—An 8-room frame dwell-
ing and store room on West Main
street, Mt. Joy, large frame stable
for at least 4 cars. Good location
and property in good repair.
No. 358—A good brick house on
West Main St., Mount Joy. Large]
enough for two families.
Nos. 859-360—A very modern]
frame doublbe house on Delta St.
Mt. Joy, all conveniences, each side|
has garage. Property rents for $70
per month.
No. 361—In
No. 321—A fine new 6-room}
brick house on West Donegal St.,
Mt. Joy. Price reasonable and pos-
session given in 30 days.
No. 322—A beautiful )
brick mansion dwelling in Florin,
very modern in every way. All
conveniences. Possession in 30 days.
NO. 327—A T7-room frame house
11-room
Florin, Lot 60x200 |
with all conveniences, at Pequea.| foot with very cozy 6-room house Tn. 200. Shi manufacturing plant of J. Y. Kline FACTORY SITES
Also garage 16x21. Fine location. | water in house, electric lights, eon. |. Jo 2 18 Soros uy Loi | at Florin, together with all stock,| No. 102 tract frontin 107
Ideal for club. Only $3,500. crete walks and porch, extra lot of bal Sh BS Dan 1 machinery, buildings, contracts, ete. if. onthe P: RB. B- sidin g Sh
No. 330—A 6-room frame house! trees and shrubbery. Priced | 5 ~~ best small ES et : | Price very low. Joy has many ia ar on
No. 206 East Donegal St., Mount | ¢, sell. Possession any time between | oo.” Located on SR iy hi NO. 324—A good general store trally located. One of od Se
Joy. slate roof, electric lights, etc., | now and April 1st. way. Price only $8.500.00 8% |stand located on the square in a in the town.
for only $2,600.00 No. 351—A 60-acre farm 1 good country town. Excellent pat-| No. 279—A large tract cover;
No. 337—A fine new house on TRUCK FARMS ¢| state highway east of Hirde one ronage. _ About a $15,000 stock. one entire block Wy Petre Bon
West Donegal St., Mt. Joy, all con- No. 107—An 8% acre tract o lin Dauphin Co. Here's a very hear Rent is $30 with a long lease. siding Mount Jor, 4 order
veniences and in best of condition | land in East Donegal, near | farm for some one. Let me show . NO. 325—A good garage, dwell- ful location at a right price.
No. 3839—A good 2% _story| church, frame house, tobacco shed, | oo, this bargain, ing, gas station and a car agency! No -A plot of ground along
frame house on Main street, Florin | barn, etc. $4,000.00. at Marietta. Only $3,000.00. Don’t the railroad with concrete building
best of shape, 2-var garage. No. 183—2 acres and, rather : LARGE FARMS delay. 16x26 ft, Fine for tae
No. 340—Lot 180x185 on con- | hilly, large double house, fine for) _ No. 138—An 81-acre farm of all NO. 326—A General Store, post small business. No further “se 9
crete highway between Mt. Joy| poultry. $650. | limestone soil, in East Donegal, 11- ,fico dwelline. otc Io & ; I also have a number of prope
I X v i £ d 1! office, dwelling, etc. Only store in|, mber of proper-
and Florin on which is one of the No. 184—13 acres of san and room stone house, barn, tobacco a country town. Here's a good go-| 1S that owners do not care to
finest and most modern dwellings | limestone in Rapho, frame house, | shed, 5 acres meadow, 3-4 of money ipo proposition. ®? © |have advertised. If you don’t find
list. Must be seen.
I have on my good bank barn, fruit, running we
Price below present building cost.'ter. Only $2,000. | No. 144—A 125 acre farm of No. 332—A large limestone quar-|see me, 7 have it
No. 341—A fine home along the | No. 196—A 2-acre tract in East) best land in Lane. Co. All build- IV now in operation including 6% "
trolley at Florin, all modern con-{ Donegal near Maytown, 8-room|ings in Al shape. Located on acres land, house, barn, crusher, HUNTING CAMPS
veniences. Priced to sell. house, stable, chicken house, pig sty, | state highway and near a town. horses, 2 trucks, all tools, orders,| No, 262—A tract of 125
No. 342—A fine dwelling on New| house newly painted. Don’t need the money but owner ©t¢. Better grab this quick as its|of farm and timber land ges
Haven street, Mt. Joy. Here is a No. 229—10 acres limestone land | does not want responsibility. a money maker. [ barn, ete. Half is farm land oe
good home nicely located and cheap |in East Donegal, large frame No. 161—A 235-acre farm in In- No. 334—A fine brick business|eral bear pens on e BD Jan ev-
No. 344—Beautiful frame dwell-| house, frame stable, 3 poultry | diana Co., 75 acres farm land, bal- stand and dwelling on East Main such as bear, deer, pheasants, on
ing on West Donegal St., up-to-the-| houses, etc.
minute in repair, all conveniences.
Priced to sell.
J. E. SCHR
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can remain.
ance timber, good buildings, young
No. 270—A fine truck farm of a | orchard, fine water and close to mar-
few acres near Milton Grove, good / kets, schools and churches.
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house, barn, large shed, poultry
houses, ete. for only $1,500.
No. 275-—14acres, 2 miles from
Mt. Joy, gravel soil, frame house, |
barn, etc. A dandy truck farm. |
Don’t miss this. Price. ..$2,200.00 |
No. 303—Truck farm of slightly |
over 2 acres at Florin.
place for trucking and poultry. |
No. 333—A 2-acre tract in Mt. |
Joy township, 10-room frame house
. ete., ly $2,000. | a i :
frame fable Siti rs tl To, 274—A- farin Joi 4 any location, at almost
and poultry farm of Jacob Stauffer, | best limestone soil, near Newtown, = "07 A 50 ft. corner lot o
near Sunnyside School, in Rapho|14-acre meadow, good buildings, in- | Avenue, Mt. Jo Price
township. Here’s a snap for some} clading piel Bodse; [ean hang N 1 $350. Sa
one. | acres tobacco, best of water. o| lo. 306—Fi a3
| better tobacco yielder in the |; No. 505 Fine lot
MEDIUM SIZED FARMS | county. Price. ..$135.00 Per Acre | 18 b ? ly Mt Fhe Arey side of
il . cee . * | Lumber St. . Joy. $500.
No. 210-—31 acre-farm near Mar-| nN." 994 An 85 acre farm of| No. 40-ft. lot on Walnut
ietta and Lancaster pike, good crop- |
per, lots of fruit, excellent tobacco |
and truck farm. Only $4,000. {
No 260—A 38-acre farm at
railroad station 6 miles from York. | of Mt. Joy on hard road. Price 540 ft. deep on concrete highway
; $9,500. {between Mt. Joy and Florin.
12 room brick house, bank barn, | : | No. palidi ots
tobacco shed, 2 lime kilnes, ete.| No. 323—A 68-acre farm in Mt. | west, Siac of Ee nang oh 5 £2
An excellent proposition. Price |Joy twp. half a mile from Mt. Joy. | io" ° concrete highway be-
one | ih (tween Mt. Joy and Florin. One 60x
$20,000. { Price very reasonable. 200 : 3
[200 ft. $600. Three 40x200 at $15
No. 277—25 Acres gravel and | No. 357—A farm of 112 acres|per foot.
sand land near Sunnyside School, | of gravel soil, good house, barn,
7 room frame house, barn, tobacco | tohaceo shed, silo, running water, | JUST LAND
shedling. Gool water. For a|15 acres woodland, Price reason-| NO. 169—A 15.acre tract be-
quick sale will take...... $4,000.00 hie. tween Mt. Joy and Florin. A real
No. 278—30 acres of sand land
near Green Tree church, good soil,
bank barn, 11 room house, fine wa- |
ter, fruit, ete. All farm land. Price
$9,500.00.
BELL PHONE 4IR2
BELOW YOU WILL FIND LISTED ANY THING FROM A BUILDING LOT TO A $25,000 MANSION, FARM
OR BUSINESS. IF YOU DON'T SEE LISTED JUST WHAT YOU WANT, CALL OR PHONE, AS I HAVE
OTHERS. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BEST BARGAINS IN SMALL FARMS 1 FAVE EVER OFFERED.
East Donegal tobacco district, fine
buildings, shedding for 12 acres of |
An ideal |tobaco.
St., Mount Joy, old established, ci-!
No. 179—A farm of 107 acres of
best limestone land in East Done-
gal, good buildings, running water,
neadow, ample shedding for tobacco.
No. 201-—104 acres in the heart of
This is a real farm.
No. 233—A 65-acre farm in the |
heart of East Donegal, good build-|ing lots between Mt. Joy and Flor-
ings and land.
Price right.
| gravel land, barn and tobacco shed |St., Mt. Joy.
like new, brick house, new silo, new! lot get busy.
| poultry house, only 2% miles north |
|in
BUSINESS STANDS os
No. 63—The entire concrete block
an
MOUNT JOY
boro of Mount Joy, fine large
and would be a money-maker
trucking or
ing lots.
| East Main street.
| In.
lor
what you want in
BUILDING LOTS
57—A b-acre tract in the
lot
for
build-
No.
speculating on
No. 163—A fine building lot on
Price right.
No. 171—Large number of build-
number
I can give you any
If you want a cheap
No. 335—Lot 100 ft. front and
vestment to some speculator.
No. 319—A plot of about an acre
more of ground in Mt. Joy
good investment for someone.
this list, call and
d black squirrel, porcupines, ete.
gar, tobacco Jud confectionery, pos 1 3% pecs hunting camp. Price | made of light wood, as they should
session any time, $2 .00. 2 2
y be, one winter's exposure may
weaken them enough to make
them unsafe.
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By EDGAR T. MONFORT
(Copyright)
~ HE was listed in the directory as
S “His, Margaret, Miss, Nurse
sociates she was “Sunshine” and Sun-
shine she was from the top of her bur-
nished gold head down to her little
feet that seemed to fairly twinkle as
she hurried from one patient’s room
to another carrying comfort and cheer
to all. To Sunshine they were fascinat-
ingly interesting, the old lady in 29 who
was so gentle and patient and never
in too much pain to say “Thanks,
Miss”; the crabbed old man in 34
who blustered and swore at the sight
of a hypodermic needle, then submit
ted as sweet as a lamb.
But the patient in 19!
him The Bear.
His chart read “Wilson, John. Age
26. Architect. 460 General Building.
Admitted March 16. Appendicitis.
Peritonitis. Operated 11 p. m.” The
chart left out all the interesting hu:
man things as most records will do.
It did not say that Wilson, John, was
tall and dark and nervous and had a
vile temper. nor was this tendency
diminished by his having spent six
whole weeks lying on one side while
the poison drained out of his system.
Of course. the doctors had told him
months before that he might find him.
self with a ruptured appendix some
day. but he had so dreaded the opera-
tion and the pain that he had post
poned it until too late, thereby In-
creasing his suffering a thousand-fold.
just as the doctors had croakingly pre-
dicted. When his bell rang the un
fortunate nurse answering it would go
into his room like Daniel entering the
lions’ den, a saucy white cap peering
arcund the edge of the door, ready for
instant flight.
“Come in!" he would call irritably
“You look as if you were scared to
death. I won't bite. I'm not a rattle-
snake. Come in, do. For Heaven's
sake, come in!”
Sunshine always got the difficult
cases because she could manage peo
ple, so it was scon understood that
whenever possible she should answer
19’s bell. She was not afraid of him.
so she would breeze into his room.
stand at the foot of his bed. salute,
smile at him and say. “Orders, Sir!”
Once in awhile would actually
make him laugh. He was such a nice
thing if people only knew how to take
They called
she
him, she thought, but they were al-
ways antagonizing him.
Then one morning when she went
n she found him with his head turned
te the wall, and his shoulders heaving
In quick sympathy she went over and
put a gentle hand on his arm.
“Oh, Mr. Wilson, what's the mat
ter?” she asked. “Tell Sunshine.”
For a long time he was silent, then
after a little more coaxing she finally
succeeded in getting him to talk.
“l know I've got a terrible temper,
but 1 do try to hold it in. I don’t like
to be shunned by the nurses as if I
were a something. 1 Know
no one will—ever care for me because
[ do fly off all the time, but I don’t
feel mean inside. Every friendship
I've ever had I've lost by it because
leper or
people don’t understand. The second
I see them beginning to flinch from
me it makes me furious and I say
things that I'd give my life to recall
a moment later.”
“I don’t feel that way,” said Sun
shine. “Why you're nice. It'S ncrves
makes you so irritable. If vou’d relax
when you begin to feel keyed up.
And that old appendix has
been worrying you. You're going to
be fine now, IT know it; just start cli
over again.”
“You're a little
gratefully. “I can’t tell you how
much von mean to me, If—if-——I were
to reform would you—do you think?
Oh. 1 have no right to ask it. You
could marry anyone on earth. Some
wedlthy chap. with the disposition of
angel,” he said
a saint, but 1 would try so hard to
improve. With some one to care and
to love me the fight would be so much
easier.”
“1 do love you,” said Sunshine
flushing. “And what's a little temper
between friends?”
“Do you mean it?” he asked quickly
“You're too wonderful!
“Wonderful, pooh!” laughed Sun
shine. “All the same I'm terribly glad
von feel that way about it.”
When Doctor Morton, the hospital
dean, walked in a few minutes later
he was amazed. dumfounded to see a
mnze gold head aln
Bear's shoulder,
“Good Lord now Sunshine’s gone!”
ie muttered. “Ti three in a
1 to have to bar men
10st hidden in The
iat makes
nonth. I'm going
James Walker Hospital ;” but to her as: |
“BOOG” NEISS BIG FACTOR IN
LOCAL TEAM’S VICTORY AT
COLUMBIA ON SUNDAY
AFTERNOON f
The Mount Joy A. A. football
team defeated the Columbia Amity
Club, at Columbia, Sunday after-
noon by the score of 6 to 0. The
game was hard and rough with nu-
merous penalties being called. The
Amity Club displayed its best game
of the season and time and again
fought Mount Joy to a standstill,
Mount Joy went there with a big
squad but both teams practically
kept their teams intact, only one
substitution on each side was made.
The Amity Club showed that old
fighting spirit and fought Mt. Joy
even for three fourths of the game.
To hold Mount Joy to a 6 to 0
score was a moral victory for the
Amity Club.
Mount Joy kicked off and Amity
failed to gain. Mount Joy tried
its offensive and lost ten yards on
a bad pass from center. Through-
out the entire first quarter the ball
frequently changed hands. Begin-
ning the second quarter the Amity
Club put the ball in play from the
45 yard line. They reeled off five
successive first downs only to lose
the ball on downs on the five yard
line,
Mount Joy came back determin-
ed to score and after receiving the
kick off opening the second half
they started an offensive that end-
ed in a touchdown and victory.
Straight down the field marched
the Mount Joy team and with Neiss
Plummer and Shatz carrying the
ball up to the four yard line. Three
times the Amity Club held, but on
the last down Neiss crashed thru
for a touchdown.
i Neiss was the whole show
| Mount Joy. Every time a yard or
| two was needed Neiss made it. He
{ was one of the hardest line crack-
[os seen on the East End field this
season.
Amity Club (0) Mt. Joy A. A. (6)
for
Sheetz Left End J. Germer
Rineer Left Tackle G., Germer
Reese Left Guard W. Matteer
Keller Center Showalter
W. Zeamer Right Guard Collins
Fisher Right Tackle Kaley
A. Stone Right End N. Matteer
C. Kauffman Quarterback Ellis
S. Stone Left Half Back Shatz
S’lidge Right Half Back Plummer
H. Zeamer Full Back Neiss
Score by periods 12 3 4 Tis.
Amity Club ........ 0000 0
Mt. Joy A. A. ...... 0060 6
Number of First Downs:
Amity Club: ,....... 05 03 8
Mt. Joy - A. A. 2251 10
Number of Complete Passes:
Amity Club. ......... 0200 2
Mount Joy A. A. 0100 1
Number of Incomplete Passes:
Amity Club ..... ... 0203 5
Mt. Joy A. A. 12.171 5
Number of Penalties:
Amity Club 0002 2
Mt. Joy A.A. ..... 22102 66
Substitutes: Amity Club, Zink
for Reese; Mount Joy, Zink for Ka-
ley.
Touchdowns: Mount Joy, Niess.
Referee, Gambler. Umpire, Kauff-
man. Head Linesman, Smoker. Time
of Periods, 12 minutes. Scorekeep-
er, Leschke.
eet © Eee
Briefly Told
of certain
immune from
With the exception
apes, all animals are
measles.
A huge tree cut off within forty-
eight inches of the er provides
und,
the steeple of St. Peter’s Episcopal
Church, Tacoma, Washington.
The number of bycicles used in
France in 1926 amounted to 7,112,-
900—ten mes the number of
automobiles in use during the same
year.
Since the revolu-
been
con-
tion in Ru
0 r this hospital.’
Of « the news all over
he bu g en and b
0:50 ¢ hody Sunshine |
ad a f » and of all |
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taboo. The
t luxury’
Alaska
jam-
into a narrow
the tele-
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system.
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on his departure for
warning, “Hi! Hi!”
wandering horse that
take fright as you
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shall sport in the roadway. Go
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of mouth the
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