| FLOP-AOUSE BUNK AT ==] DAT! + ANYWAY, I'M THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. F. O. Alexander By Western Newspaper Union.) No Respect for Grown-ups GREAT BRUDDERHOOD GF MAN. DE HUL SOsHOL STRUCTCHER 1S I SUFFER DEEP CHAGRIN - ™N NOT FER MESELF, BUT FER UE TREATENED = CINLIZASHIN \TSELF 13 MENACED/w YOOT HAS ONLY CONTEMP FER (T6 ELDERS -DIRIY DIGS FER DE DIGNITY OF YEARS Iv WOT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU DAT DE LITTLE DAME-AMERE CHILD ~ ion 1 JuST PERSUMED TO SolitT, A TIN DIME OF, CALLED ME A w I ASK YOLSE WHAT IS DE “OUNGER i COMIN To Al J 1927 WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22, Famous Flop-scenes #45 THE OLDEST HAT STORE IN LANCASTER Wingert & Haas Hat Store AND 50 AFTER \ HE HAD WALKED uP To THE OLD GUILLOTINE HE SANG "I AINT GOT ™NO BODY. 3 Sal jh! Largest Assortment of Straw & PanamaHats in the City. > 1 PLAIN HATS IA SPECIALTY JNO. A. HAAS, Propr. 144 N. Queen Lancaster, Pa. HARDWARE PLUMBING, HEATING AND. TIN When in need of anything serve you. We have secured the services of a fi NING prepared to do only the best of work. will cheerfully furnish estimates. The importance of correct furniture add, furnishing in the modern home cannot if you wish to entertain your that will do yourself and your The best way to insure proper here to make your selections. be over emphasized, friends in a nner husband cri furniture is to com it. N\ AE LY 1 5 H. C. BRUNNER West Main Street, MOUNT JOY, MOUNT JOY, PENNA. PENNA. JOHN W. DI 208 E. Main St. CLAD=ENCE MOUN. MOUNT JOY, PA. Yd: '0Y, PA. ’ em ———— ed SE Base Ball Notes During the Week MOUNT JOY WON GOOD GAME FROM ST. LUKE’S ON LOCAL DIAMOND SATURDAY AF- TERNOON The local team won a corking good game here Saturday after- noon from St. Luke’s nine, of Lan- caster, by a score of 6to 3. A sixth inning rally netted the locals three runs and gave them the edge. Zimmerman was in fine form and held the visitors safe when hits would have meant runs. He fan- ned twelve visiting stickmen. The score: Mt. Joy Bigler; rf ........... Ellis, 2b ........ ai Showalter, ef ........ BR. Myers, 1b .......: Alwine, Weaver, Derr, ss Schneider, Heffelfinger, If Zimmerman, p COMMHNOWN HINT fd HOOWOOOO-HODD fo -— NN te | 1 ot Totals N. Stetter, Stillman, Eckert, C. Stetter, 2 Brunner, 3b Johnson, Marlow, ss Frick, ss Sigfert, Garber, p Reese, DP «leitch Goodheart [ Svs vias 3.724 .10000011 0— hits—R. Myers, 2. Base on balls— Garber 3, Reese Zimmerman 12, Totals St. Luke's t. Joy Two base Home run—Reese. Off: Zimmerman 2, 1. Struck out—By: Garber 7, Reese 3. Hit by pitcher— By: Heffelfinger, C. Stetter. Um- pires—Baymond, Topper. iol Aviator’s Story Old to Lrioch and Elijah An aviator who had broken the world’s altitude record, but who had lost his life in the attempt, was sit- ting on a celestinl corner telling a wide-eyed circle of friends of his ex- ploit. He described at length the thrills and the crash which had brought about the end. A wing had broken, and he had gone jerkily down through space, wobbling like the Toonerville trolley, and had landed with a fatal crash in a city street. His words held his hearers spellbound, for it is not given every man to die an adventurous death, and as he talked on passersby stopped to join the crowd which had gathered around him. Final- Iv the talker noticed two old men with ong. flowing beards moseying slowly up the street. They stopped to learn what the evcitement was, shrugged heir shoviders, smiled amusedly, and wwssed on. “Who ara the these aviator, two old birds?” isked somewhat cha- srined. “Why,” vou replied a bystander,” dent know them? That's Enoch and Klijuh."—Louisville Courier-Journal One Form of Salute That Franklin Liked “It was charming to see the ems- of Solon and Sophocles,” wrote John Adams, present when Benjamin franklin and Voltaire were introduced to each other at the French Academy of Sciences. After they were intro- luced they bowed and spoke, but there was no satisfaction among the audi- ence; it expected some thing more, Adams wrote. Neither of the philos- ophers seemed to divine what was wished or expected, but they took each other by the hand awkwardly and stood there, But this was not enough; the clamor continued until planation came out—they were ex- pected to embrace after the French fashion, The two thereupon embraced each other and kissed each others cheeks and then the tumult subsided, Franklin, however, once said that the only really enjoyable fete tendered him by the French was the one where, as the apostle of liberty, he was hon- ored by having the most beautiful of 300 women designated to place a wreath on bis head and to give him two kisses.—Kansus City Times. A Ws Train Climbing Vines Climbing vines need training and careful attention every few days in their early stages. Such treatment is especially important with per- manent hardy types. New York is such a fast town a century plant has started blooming every forty-five years. the ex-’ PAUL H. CHADWICK AWARDED MEDALS Telephone Employe Receives Vail and Carnegie Medals for Saving Man's Life Paul H. Chadwick, Engineering Department of the Bell Telephone Company of Pennsylvania, in Harris- burg, who was awarded a Theodore N. Vail medal recently for ‘note- worthy public service,” has now been awarded a Carnegie medal for the same act which resulted in the sav- ing of human life. Mr. Chadwick, with Ashby Paul and C. J. Hammer, all telephone em- ployes, was swimming in the Juniata River at Aqueduct, Pennsylvania, when the latter was seized with cramps. Paul went to Hammer's as- sistance, but did not reach him until he had gone down a second time. The drowning man secured a clutch- ing hold on the other’s neck, which the former was unable to break. After some struggle they both sank, FAUL H. CHADWICK Mr. Chadwick, who had been swim- ming some distance off, noticed the struggle and, realizing the serious- ness of the situation, hastened to their aid. He arrived as they came to the surface. Swimming in back of Paul, he was able to break the hold on the other’s neck. By this time the first man was unconscious, and the second exhausted, and only by sustained and extreme effort was Mr. Chadwick able to keep them both afloat until they were pulled into a boat that came to the rescue. Hammer, who had swallowed a great deal of water, was completely unconscious and Paul was in an ex- hausted condition so that it was nec- essary for Mr. Chadwick to direct and assist in their resuscitation, which was finally accomplish:d after appropriate first-aid treatmcnt. The coolness and courage through- out the emergency dis Chadwick and his expert knowledge of first-aid resulted in the saving of human life. The Vail Medal was presented recently to Mr. Chadwick by President Leonard H. Kinnard, of the Bell Telephone Company of Pennsylvania. Mr. Paul was awarded a Carnegie Medal but did not receive the Vail Medal. DOCTORS FIND NFW USE FCR TELEPHONE Prescription Bureau Started by Pharmacist Proves Popular A telephone service for the conve- nience of doctors and their patients has recently been devised and in- stalled by a leading Philadelphia druggist. I consists in the establishment of a so-called telephone prescription bu- reau by means of which a physician can telephone his prescriptions from the bedside, check them back over the telephone and have them deliv- ered to the patient by messenger. The plan eliminates much of the delay that often occurs between the writing of the prescription and the delivery of the medicine. There is frequently no one on the premises who can go to the drug store imme- diately after the physician writes the prescription and leaves. As a con- sequence the medicine cannot be used as soon as it should. The drug store equipped with such a bureau elimi- nates this delay. Such a store also does a larger business and has a greater supply of drugs on hand, even those that are comparatively rare. For these reasons, the new plan now means fresh prescriptions, careful preparation and quick deliv- eries. The idea of handling sales of this nature by telephone can be extended to include other businesses catering to the household. If the success with which the new department is meeting is any criterion of what other businesses may expect, a new door to greater sales is being opened te he merchant. Cn eee: The Mt. Joy Bulletin costs only $1.50 per year. Educating The Motoring Public VALUABLE INFORMATION FOR MOTORISTS FURNISHED THE BULLETIN BY LANCASTER AUTOMOBILE CLUB The Lancaster Automobile Club is taking steps to make the high- ways of this section safer for mo- torists. A Safety Committee, whose duties will be to map out and put into effect road safety measures in Lancaster County, will be appoint- ed by S. Edward Gable, president of the Club. The Committee will meet monthly and anyone, whether or not a member of the club, is urged to submit to the Auto Clab headquarters, any suggestions re- garding safety measures. Such suggestions will be given consiaera- tion by the committee. Through this system it is hoped to reduce materially the number of highway accidents. Efforts are being continued the Auto Club to have the ter County Commissioners match the half million dollars in State funds allocated to the county this year for highway construction work A committe headed by Dr. W. G. Hess, . Holtwood, and including among its members I. Kunzelman, president of the Susquehanna River Road Association, conferred with the county commissioners this week and laid before them resolutions passed unanimously at the Quarry- ville and Bainbridge meetings of the Auto Club calling on the coun- ty officials to match all State funds available for road construction. Steps are being taken by Automobile Club to bring about the freeing from toll in the near future of the Fruitville Pike. Con- demnation proceedings against the turnpike will be sponsored by the club. The Automobile Club, now has nearly 7,500 members, 243 more having been admitted at the June meting at Bainbridge. A nuniber of other applications for member- ship have come in this week and will be passed on at the next meet- ing of the Club, which will be held at Lititz on Friday, July 15. —— Er 40 PLANTS CLOSED IN / SOFT DRINKS CLEAN-UP ny IT ~acas- the Worty soft drinks bottling plants have been closed in Pennsylvania during the past year because they could not meet the requirements of the new beverage law enacted at the 1925 session of the Legislature, states Dr. James W. Kellogg, di- rector and chief chemist, Bureau of Foods and Chemitsry, State De- partment of Agriculture. As a re- sult no soft drinks made now being botled in the State in cellares, sta- bles or other unsanitary buildings. “The sanitary provisions of the law have been put into effect in [such a manner that the public | health has been protected more ef- {fectively because most plants have | installed not only complete bot- tling washing equipment, but have screened the syrup rooms, cleaned up generally, made provisions for | properly cleansing appartus as well as bottles and greatly improv- ing the quality of their products,” states Dr. Kellogg, in making a re- port of the enforcement of this law since becoming effective a year ago. “The sugar requirements of at least eight per cent pure cane sugar prevents a drink being put out which is largely water, colored with artificial colors and flavors and con taining no food value. The agents in their work have also given spe- cial attention to the water supply in order to insure that no contami ation will arise from this source. Work Potatoes Early Most important of all cultivation crop. The ridge left by the planter is the first working of the potato should be leveled with the harrow and the field should be harrowed several times between a week after planting and when the potatoes are large enough to cultivate. Where the soil is loose the weeder may do the work but where rain has pack- ed the soil the spike-tooth harrow is the implement to use. This ear- ly working when thoroughly done will eliminate the need of a hoe for the remainder of the season. tp Take Care of Flock Provide roosts for chicks at three weeks of age. Remove cockerels when eight weeks old or sooner. Clean brooder house twice a week and move it to a clean area. Keep liquid milk before the chicks or feed a mash containing 40 per cent dried milk, Qari A boil delayed in speaking en- gagement of Colonel Roosevelt. Boils, it has been pointed out, are not respecters of persons. r BL IT TY AT 2% Economical Transportetion -_ TT: CHEVROLET after Hour over any Road fand always in Comfort / Scientifically balanced — swung low to the road—and with the body resting on chrome vana- dium steel springs that are 88%, as long as the wheelbase —the Most Beautiful Chevrolet pro- vides the most astonishing riding and driving comfort ever offered in a low-priced car. Drive it yourself. You’ll find a type of performance that will de- light and amaze you. Come in today and see for yourself the remarkable beauty of the new Chev- rolet. Drive it and get the thrill of its smooth, power- ful performance. Chevrolet Co. ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. Marietta JOHN LIBHART . Joy P. FRANCK SCHOCK 1 OW COST Snepials at Darrenkamps Cinco Rocky Ford, Merchant, Deal, Noble Londres, Hayana Ribbon Londres, Bolds Henrietta Jurors, Pure Stock, Hen Knight, Lew Morr Perfecto, Summans, Wenesta, Shissler’s Comforts, Wm. Penn, Square 8 for 25. Any of these, 50 in box for $2.00. All Camels, 15¢ packs for 25e. We have a fine assortment All 10¢ Tobaccos, 3 packs as Red Man, 2 for 15¢ Cigars, Special price on box lots. 4 for 2 all 10c Cigars, 3 for 25. Piedmonts, Chesterfielc and Lucky Strikes, two of Pipes. % for 25c. Pipe, Beechr Ask to see them. 15¢ Tobaccos, such Red Horse, Bag ut, etc, 2 packs 25c. Prince Albert, 2 cans 25c. All Fruits in Season. We also carry a complete line of penny Carly. All flavors of Chiques Rock Soft Drinks on ic 5 H. A. DARRENKAMP 3 Doors East of Post Office MOUNT Jo%, a. Buy Peruna Feel this firm’s Also Certified Selon Fertilizer, Salt, Lime, Wood, Ete Harry Leadom Phone at Yards 5R5 I for Your Chicks. I handle all complete line. Residence 149R15 Mount Joy, Penna.