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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 22, 1927
! : i i iressed in . is |
i About the time the laughter sub- tween my wife and the other girl I|peared on the stage ¢ R | N ! Pl A ] M
sided I asked one of the firemen likes.” nothin but their negligence. e 1Z10US ews an nnua eet oh
- how far it was from his one ear to RR :
the other. He didnt know so I| If there’s anything I hate its a| [jstening to some music by a
guy that’s yellow. Even the egg is
veilow inside.
Edgar Hagenberger tells me that
violinist at Lancaster I said to my
friend to the right: “Don’t you
| think the violinists obligato is very
told him one block and then ran.

the best. way to approach a girl Here’s a conversation that I ov-|beautiful?”
with a past is with a present. erheard in town a few days ago: He said: “Can't tell. Wait till
pans | A man said to a workman: “Who [she turns around.”
At that grooms are queer fellows. the devil told you to plant all that ————
They never get mad if you kiss the new shrubbery in my front yard,” A certain fellow from town re-

bride unless you do it six months or The workman answered: “Why |cently took a trip thru New York
so before she gets married. {your wife, of course.” state. The brakeman called out
NT | The man replied: “Mighty pretty, 'the various stations but when he
! A gentle tip from one who isn’t it,” | yelled Poughekepsie a passenger
knows. If you love life, don’t A | jumped up and choked him for
squander your time as that’s the! I can't understand why kangaroos sneezing all over him.
I very thing life is made of. are not extinct because they are al- en
A —_— | ways on their last legs. Herman Hauer says he can’t un-
0 w L. | El Weaver sprung a good one Te-| : Ei : yletstond one a A Yant
. he cently. He says there's one thing A fellow who recently moved to P€OP 0 I ’ y
about a horse that has it all over town went to Eshleman Bros, and bar soap?

(On With Langhter) “3
clothes four sizes :
Clyde asked| Docky Snyder thinks if one icicle
bought one so large is an icicle, two icicles must surely
a big man be a bicycle.
bought a suit of
too big for himself.
him why he
and he said: “Why I'm
where I come from.”
the auto. He says you can sell a
| man a horse and feel sure that an-
other dealer won’t come along in a
few days and show him a new or

The fellows were argueing as to
the correct meaning of a night later: model
mare while warming the park | ?
benches the other evening. Finally
semen ia There was a big execution over
one fellow got the correct meaning. | Some fellow asked John Booth
Just the same a little worry is a|at Roy Sheetz's the other day. He
blamed good thing provided it does- and Joe Witmer hung some pic-

He said a night mare was Dairy- how old his baby was and John told : | tures
man Christ Heilig’s horse. [him it was a 1927 model. You know n't cry at night. Co
: | John’s always there with the right What I'd like to know most of Two Florin girls walked down
| answer. all is: If the moon had a baby, |, th stract Sundoy night andin tel
: would the sky rocket? jiiain sirec y nig
On Monday night a bunch of | low followed them. The girls no-
firemen got into an argument| A certain colored fellow went to ticed him and matched nickels to
about big feet. Funny subject 3 local justice of the peace and in- One of our Manheim street col-|see which one was to have him.
isn’t it? Anyway one chap made quired as to the approximate cost ored gentlemen told me he saw a BE
this remark: He said: “Them ain’t of a divorce. When told he said: play at Philadelphia recently in I see by the papers some one
your feet man, they are 18 inches “Well I don’t think I wants it. which there was a bed room scene found a handkerchief which be-
of each leg turned out.” There ain't that much difference be- and the women who took part ap- longed to William Penn. They
Never Before
A Sale To Equal Thus!

Kitchen Clock
Set of 6 Sitver Tea Spoons
12 Quart
Enameled Water Pail
Re
1% Qt Alum. Tea it
119 Quart
Aluminura Double Boiler
17 Qt. Enameled Dish Pan

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814; Quart
French Fryer Alumioum Pry Pan
Aluminum Sauce Pan Set,
1, 11g and 2 Quarts

WHAT A WONDERFUL VARIETY OF HOME EDS
TO CHOOSE FROM
VALUES UP TO 3500 \
Bring several One Dollar Bills with you. Have correct change ready. No reservations. On-
lv a limited quantity of each item on sale. Drop everything and come. Be here early. Get
first choice.
SALE SATURDAY, JUNE 25th, 1927
H. E. HAUER, Mount Joy, Pa.

| er and praise
!Rev. I. A. MacDannald, D.D., Pastor!
in Our Churches
NEWS PERTAINING TO ALL THE
CHURCHES IN MOUNT JOY
BORO AND THE ENTIRE
MUNITY

Donegal Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segelken, D.D., Pastor
Church School at 9:30, Mr. D. C.
Witmer, Superintendent.
Trinity Lutheran Church
Rev. Geo. A. Kercher, Pastor
Sunday School 9:30 A. M.
Morning worship 10:45 A. M.
Evening worship 7 P. M.
St. Luke’s Episcopal Church
Rev. C. E. Knickle, M. A., Rector
9:15 A. M. Sunday School.
Thos. J. Brown, superintendent,
10.30 A. M. Morning service.
7.30 Evening service.
There will be no guild meetings
this week.

T. U. Evangelical Church
Rev. A. S. Bernhart, Pastor
Mid-week prayer service will be
held Wednesday, 7.30 P. M.
Rible School, Sunday, 9.30 A. M.
Preaching, Sunday, 10.30 A. M.
Children’s Day program will be
held at 7.30 P. M.., Sunday.
Choir rehearsal Friday, 7.30.
Come. You are welcome.

St. Mark’s United Brethren Church
Rev. H. S. Kiefer, Pastor
Sunday School at 9.00 A. M.
H. ,N. Nissly, Superintendent.
Morning worship and sermon by |
the pastor at 10:15 A. M. |
Christian Endeavor at 6:30 P. M. |
Leader, Miss Eunice Herr. |
Worship and sermon at 7.30.
You are most cordially invited
to all these services. |

Presbyterian Church
Rev. C. B. Segelken, D.D., Pastor
Church School 9:30 A. M.
H. S. Newcomer, Superintendent '
Morning Worship and sermcn at
10:30. Subject, “The Well by the
Gate.” |
Sermon, 7.30 P. M.
Subject, “The Surprises of Dav-
id.”
Wednesday evening at 7.30. Pray-|

servic
Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev. C. E. Wonderley, Pastor
Wednesday, Junior League, 3.00.
Wednesday evening, prayer serv-
ice. {
Friday evening, Choir reh:arsal.
9.15 A. M. Church School.
Dr. E. W. Garber. Superintendent. |
10.30 Preaching service. Theme:
“Questions by the Way.”
6:30 P. M. Epworth League.
Topie, “Unroofed Recreation.”
Leader, Gibney Diffenderfer.
7.30 Evening worship.
Theme, “The Tears of
Christ.”

Church of God
Sunday School, 9:30 A. M.
J. S. Hamaker, Superintendent.
Sermon 10.30 A. M.
C. BE. 7P. M.
Sermon 7.45 P. M.
Rev. O. M. Kraybill, of Altoona,|
Pa., will preach at this service. |
Junior C. E. Wednesday 6.30. |
Mid-week service Wednesday, 7.45
Choir rehearsal will follow the
mid week service.
You are cordially invited to wor-
ship with us.
Florin U. B. Church ia Christ
Rev. J. C. Deitzler, pastor
Bible School 9:30 A. M.
Preaching at 10.30 A. M. |
Fathers’ and Sons’ Day will be]
observed in both school and church |
services.
Junior Society at 5.15 P. M.
Intermediate Society at 5.45.
Christian Endeavor at 6.30
Evening worship at 7.15 P.
Theme, “Our Life Day.”
Teachers’ Training class on Tues-
day at 7.15 P. M.
Prayer Service Thursday at 7.30.!
You are cordially invited to these
services,
When To Cut Alfalfa

Wait until alfalfa is in full
bloom before cutting if a longi
stand of the legume is desired. |
Where alfalfa is gr in the rota-
tion and the fie be plowed
next vear the first crop may be cut
just as it starts to bloom.
DE A NU.
Make Good Hay for Cows
Hay for should be
cut early as it contains more milk-

dairy cows

producing power and is more palat-
able than when cut later.
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Secretary Mellon says there is
to be a $127,000,000 surplus. Evi-
dently Uncle Sam has no install-
ment phonograph and automobile.

placed it in a museum and labeled
it, “An Original Penn Wiper.”
A fellow on Marietta
to a lady: “How would you like
me for a husband?” She replied:
“No thanks. I don’t need a hus-

street said
band, My sister has one.”
I was at the Fulton Opera House
recently to see a chorus of seventy
and darned if they didn’t all look
it.
A .Main street business man
thinks the most apropriate gift for
a telephone operator would be ear-
rings but I think not as she has
enough of those.
I was kidding a woman at Florin
vesterday and she told me I was
just like the rest of the men. I
replied: “Well I certainly hope so.”
A WISE OWL
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Chiques Hill last year and will re-
turn to her post next year.
SURROUNDING COM.- ping experiences, these
drawing contrasts, noting
that have taken place in the
half century in the Mennonite com-
munity which entrusted its children
to their care. |
| community, this
in 1880 Mr. Moyer taught between |
| discussion. “Value of School Reun- | BLOODS, THERE IS Ng
| ions,” by Mrs. Cyrus Geib, of Man- | WiTR THE SLATE OR
heim. FAMILIES IN OUR
| country but
| While a majority of
| used leniency in applying the rule,
| decisions of others frequently were
At Chiques Ha
(From Page One) i
One at night—
Swap- | Next day bright
were, 5
changes
past
two
It has heen a constantly settled
Mennonite valley;
35 and 40 pupils, in
Seiders taught 37 pupils. i
Present at the meeting were
three generations of Werners, a
family having a representative in are an easy rel
the school each generation since stipation.
its founding. There was Joseph, A
G. Werner, his son, William I. Wer- gentle in ac
ner, and his grandsons, Harold and' solutely sure,
Ira Werner. Two members of the
1926 Miss
0 { Never neces hry to in-
same family have taught there, id crease the dd
and his daughter, Mary! They work and
TUOA op Teach p : form no
OD ae T'S Safe for cHldren as well
Ten of the twenty-eight teachers
who have taught there in the past
forty-seven years were present at
the reunion. They were Earnest
Eshleman, Mary Gibble, Mary Bru-,
baker, J. B. Brubaker, Frank Moy-
er, Dorothy Seider, Mrs. I. L. Reist,
Mrs. Cyrus Geib, Mrs. C. R. Good
and Kathryn Zug. i
Officers for the new organization
who handle reurion arrangements
for the next year were elected as 4
follows: President, Rufus Eby, of
Manheim R. D. No. 4; vice presi- | MOUNT JOY, PA.
dent, J. B. Brubaker, of Florin;
secretary, Mrs. I. L. Reist, Eliza-
bethtown; assistant secretary, Mrs. |
John Geib, of Manheim; treasurer,
William J. Werner, Elizabethtown,
R.D.
A short program included music
by ladies’ and men’s quartets, talks
by all the teachers present, and a

as adults.

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WEAY FOLKS
THE HEAT FOLKS

mms: li
To Decide Where
Doe May Be Shot
(From Page One)
YES SIR,WERE FE}
FIRST FAMILIES O
THE FOREST
also because of the
possible disease which is said
sweep wild life when it becomes to
numerous.
The commission has full power to
decide just what counties or parts
of them will have open shooting for
female deer. Game wardens in all

noticed the
Ga. a pieee
Have you.ey
imprint of a le
of coal?
parts of the state have been fur- \
| nished the commission with estim- You'll find or sometinies,
ates of deer in their district. a silent remindgg of the pre-
Individual sportsmen protesting historic forests from which :
because of the rigid manner which coal came bis
the law against shooting doe has Think of the #centuries of
been enforced in recent years. To sunshine and frsh air that
protect the does as well as the must have beenf§ absorbed by
| voung bucks the commission twice these forests fhefore they
f ! were finally buffed!
changed the rule governing the . »
| shooting of male deer. The last a he 2 pal We oer
sv y . ( X J -
provision was that bucks, to be le- centrated suns ihe and oxv-
gal game must have not only six gen, and pres@d for thous-
antlers but a visible prong or “Y”. ands of years! @
the wardens T :
£ Brgens No wonder it
protested. Each illegally killed
buck or doe brought a $100 fine. for good, ¢ ean coal
The commission will be faced] g 3
with a delicate situation in that .
many farmers and sportsmen who! Daniel M ol emuth
own large tracts of land say that IW g
they will prohibit all hunting on| 151R4 174R6
their property if their sections are

FLORIN. PA.
thrown open to doe hunting. |
It is partly because of the cong |
mission’s campaign against a8
shooting that the average spor
men has come to classify such hur
ers with fish dynamiters and ‘“‘gamé
hogs.”

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:
Reunion At Donegal
Thursday, June 30
(From Page One)
The society was organized
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under %
the leadership of Miss Martha Bla |
den Clark to pe

erpetuate the

mem- |

GOOD .

ory of Doneg urch, to collect re | Heredity is
lies and antic s belonging to the something t the average man be-
church. to oroscrve: and. liev in un his son commences
eed Si ) 2 a kass of himself, fox
erect tablets,
the graveyard, to
monumer
nd two-thirds of his
other third

other ways con

memorate his 3, and to
carry on the
tur] gk mean greatex
satisfaction at
Young's Tire
1 3 130 East Main S
auncheon :
ved by the 1

11 North Prince Str

nominai
Center

leave S LANCASTER. PA.
Donegal only at 9: ]
AM. 1:35 P. M,, 5:45 P
rning, leave Don 12:45
igi M s 2 oor the evening MAGAZINES
service. Take automobile marked | 3 Of All Kinds
Donegal-Marietta. X
Automobile will leave Mount Joy
} ois
P. R .R. station only at 9:45 A. M.,| CIGARS, AND
10:30 A. M., 11:30 A. M., 1:30 P.| BACCO
M., 2:30 P. M., 6:30 P. M.,, and| :
will return after each trip and af- |
find | Take au-| HOME-MADE SOUP
Wm. Hendrix.
} and Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Musser, By Pintjor Quart
and Mrs. Allen Hollinger, Mr ?
Nissley Stehman and Miss Th T=
acres | B. Young were entertained at
ouse, { ner an « cover -Ga vas
§wner, I now have the fine brick |
property, confectionery and ciga:
and tobacco store of the late Harr;
E. Klugh. on East Main St., Mount
Joy for sale. House has all con
veniences and will give possessior
any time. Call, phone or write J
E. Schroll, Mt. Joy, Pa. ti
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The French are said to be boy-

cotting such distinctively American

Dishes as French fried potatoes.

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