By P. O. Asexander
(© V7 Western Newspaper Union)
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
His Native Haunts
WEDNESDAY,
JUNE 15, 192
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PLAIN HATS (A SPECIALTY
JNO. A. HAAS, Propr.
144 N. Queen Lancaster, Pa.
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When in need of anything in our line, we
serve you.
a first-class Plui
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Give us a call.
We have secured the services of
prepared to do only the best of work.
will cheerfully furnish estimates,
Brown Bros.
West Main Street MOUNT JOY, PA
of correct furniture and furnishing
in the modern e cannot be over emphasized,
if you wish to entertain your friends in a manner
that will do yourself and your husband credit.
The best way to insure proper furniture is to come
here to make your selections.
H. C. BRUNNER
Wast Main Street, MOUNT JOY, PENNA,
any other building, to cover it with
Ambler Asbestos Shingie
All Roofs:G
PRICES VERY R
F. H BAKER
COAL
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
uaranteed
Let us estimate on your next roof, house, bara or|
GOODRICH TIRES
Prest-O-Lite Batteries
Gas, Oil an
TIRE AND BATTERY:
JOHN W, DILLINGE
208 E. Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA.
Accessories
CLARENCE SCHOCK
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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AIRING
Briefly Told
In Juneau, there are
| nine single men to every single
| woman.
| China had what seems to have
| been a
| in 1641.
White House news indicates only
| four official dishes have been brok-
| en since 1918.
The average expenditure of Yale
undergraduates is estimated at $1,-
800 for each of the four years in
college.
Rheims Cathedral has been archi-
tecturally restored and resumed re-
ligious service on Ascension Day,
May 26.
More copper has been produced
in the world in the past 20 years
than in almost 7,000 years pre-
viously.
Chemicals may be manufactured
serious influenza epidemic
4 from peach stones if the experi-
ments of a Pennsylvania scientist
prove successful.
If a human being could jump
with agility in proportion to a
grasshopper he could clear the
GO| Flatiron Building, in New York
| City.
A Chicago department store has
established a silence room, fitted
with steamer chairs and chaise
| longues, for its exhausted women
patrons.
Because
| stition regarding the
all No. 13 berths on
|of an English railway
| 14-A,
| Because of the inequality of
| their strides lost persons invariably
| impossible to. anyone without guid-
walk in circles; a straight course is
ing landmarks.
The Shwe Dagon Pagoda, located
at Rangoon and gold-plated from
| top to bottom is the largest in Bur-
of the prevailing super-
number 13,
sleeping cars
will be No.
| ma. It cost $5,000,000 and covers
| ten to fifteen acres.
The French midinettes, or work-
ing girls, derive their name from
midday
from
because at
thousands
(noon)
emerge by
artificial
its color resemblance to stone ob-
tained from the Isle of Portland on
of Dorset, England.
soldiers,
mission,
white chests
open with
butts. The chests
hives of honey
A cyclone
the coast
Chinese
| American
| teresting
looting an
some in-
which they
their
found
| smashed rifle
| midi , because idday |
they e oe vy thousands from |
| the shops and factories.
Portland cement, an rtificie
| product, is so named because of
|
bees.
recently
destroyed
Tamatave, a Madagascar port, and
it may never be rebuilt, for more
[than one hundred cyclones have
| swept the city during the last cen-
|tury and tidal waves are frequent
proved to be |
| can’t insult a
] fn Saki. Janan, the city of the |
{ little birds, two-thirds of all the
| householders keep canaries, finches, |
Java sparrows, sky-larks, and
| singers . Some of the feathered
| pets are valued as high as $2,500
{a pair.
| largest
Phantom Pool of Kenfig, the
fresh-water lake in South
| Wales, has moved nearly half a
| mile toward Kenfig Hill in the
{last ten years. At this rate it will
take less than forty years for it to
[re ach the nearest fillage.
| The shark industry has been de-
{veloped to a point where little of
ithe fish is wasted. The liver, which
is 96 per cent oil, is used in soap
| mixing, the flesh and the dorsal
{and tail fins are used as food, and
| the hide fins made into leather.
| A workman engaged in tearing
| down the Southern Pacific Station
lat Oakland, California, discovered.
| when he attempted to kick an old
[tin can, that it contained 400 five-
|dollar gold pieces. The most re-
icent date on any coin was 1886.
i An experiment has been under-
taken at the cemetery of San Jose
[in Spain for the installation of tiny
telephones in each casket. These
are to be connected to an alarm
bell in the porter’s lodge, thus pro-
viding against the possibility of
anyone being buried alive.
So numerous have been the de-
mands on Minneapolis firemen to
come to the rescue of foolish cats
that have climbed poles and high
trees and refused to come down
that the firemen have called a halt
carious positions,
A London school,
ily to teach
started primar-
languages, now
tourists who are anxious to
quire an English accent
short time. A close second in
popularity is a course in ‘curing’
accents,
A 22-story Chicago
ing just completed is
that the 21 upper
westward 10 feet farther than the
ground floor. The explanation is
this: Originally a cow pasture, the
| property when sold carried a deed
! providing for a 10 foot runway
| along its west end for the conven-
{ ience of the former owner’s cow.
| Failing to break the clause, lawyers
| refer to the $2,000,000 building
jas a monument to a cow.
office build-
unusual in
stories extend
and will rescue no more from pre- |
| has never been an
other |
|
finds |
most of its pupils among American |
ac- |
within a |
Crude Water Heaters
Used by Old Romans
Even so generally used and useful a
thing as hot water in generous quan-
tities is a development of very mod-
ern times, For thousands of years
primitive, laborious methods were the
only means for having hot water. This
condition was but little impr ved up to
less than a generation ago.
The first water heater known dates
back some 2,000 years. This was the
“ahenum” of the Romans, a crude
bronze kettle with a handle for swing-
ing over an open fire. The “focolus,”
an apparently later device, was 8a
metal container into which hot stones
were put to heat the water surround:
ing them. This seems to have been the
best water heater the early Romans
were able to devise.
During the Elizabethan age in Eng
land the people were notoriously un-
washed. Perhaps it was because the
teakettle was their only source of hot
water supply. In 1809, when gas for
fuel and light became a public utility,
the desire and need for hot water be
came easier to fill. With the develop-
ment of the gas stove, hot water began
to flow more freely.
East Credited With
Idea of Gunpowder
Gunpowder was made in the Middle
ages much as it is now, except that
the processes were not so refined, and
the product cruder and weaker. Gun-
powder is a mixture consisting of
potassium nitrate, sulphur and char-
coal. The origin of it is involved in
considerable uncertainty, but it is be
lieved to have been discovered in the |
ancient East.
As far as "Europe
Roger Bacon,
alchemist and philosopher, is some-
times spoken of as its inventor. At
any rate he set down the formula in
this fashion in 1270:
“Mix together saltpetre with lura
nop cum ubre and sulphur, and you
will make thunder and lightning. if you
know the mode of mixing.” The four
is concerned,
seemingly meaningless words in the
middle are simply a transposition of
the letters of carbonum pulvere or
charcoal,
Morocco a Safe Country
The days of roughing it, exploration,
freedom of action, are gone—as far as
Morocco is concerned. Fifteen years |
ago a man could take a pack outfit
and a bunch of natives and go wher-
ever funcy led. No more;
and Spanish are in control,
venture Magazine.
Morocco is not. nor ever has been
dangerous to a foreigner who attends
to his own business and doesn’t act
like a fool toward the natives
mun in America with
wut taking a chance of getting licked
or Killed for it. The same
Morocco and everywhere else. There
“open season” on
foreigners. All that wild news of the
last 20 years has been European
propadanda intended to warrant for-
eign control of the country.
says Ad
Only a Dream
Hubby listened intently.
and her mother were talking.
latter was saying:
“You have indeed secured a splen
did husband, and I think you ought
to treat him with a little more tact
and consideration. Don’t always want
to know where he is going, and if he
comes home a little late be agreeable
and wait until he explains before you
begin asking a lot of awkward ques-
tions. He's just the sort to appreci-
ate any generosity on your part. Be
kind to him.”
Hubby stirred uneasily.
hear more, when—he awoke,
His wife
The
Boc!
She had been turning over every
article the weary salesman had placed
before her on the counter, but noth
ing seemed to be exactly
she wanted.
“] am afraid there's nothing here
to suit,” she decided at last, and then.
in a burst of confidence, whispered:
“You see, tomorrow is my husband’s
birthday and I wanted to surprise
him.”
The weary man behind the counter
zave her a scathing look.
“Well,” he suggested in icy tones.
“why not hide behind the armchair
and yell ‘Boo’ at him?”
Blissful Beginning
Owing to the absence through {ll
ness of the woman who taught the
senior girls’ Bible class, the young as
sistant minister was asked to under
tale the duties for the day
He consented. but hefore beginning
he said smilingly:
“Now, girls. T want to conduct yom
class just as your teacher does so yo
might tell me what she does first”
A short panse then the answer
from a pert miss of givteon “Well
she always kisses us all round!”
J Aen
The hearing apparatus of an in-
seet is often located in the legs.
the Thirteenth-century |
the French |
One |
applies in |
trying to |
the thing |
Base Ball Notes
During the Week
LOCALS WON A CORKING GOOD
GAME FROM LANCASTER
IRON WORKS’ TEAM
HERE SATURDAY
Mt. Joy out-hit the Lancaster
Iron Works nine 11 to 6 here on
Saturday afternoon to win by a 3-2
score. The run pushed over by
Mt. Joy in the first inning proved
to be the deciding factor of the
game, since each team scored two
later in the game. Hendrix was on
the mound for the locals and was
at his best, allowing the visitors
but six scattered hits. Ellis socked
one in the middle for a round trip
which was a feature.
The score:
Mt. Joy
r ho a ¢
Bigler, vf ........ 0°31 8 0:0
Elis, 2b ......... >» 2.3 5 1
Showalter, ¢ ..... 0 2 4:30
Alwine, cf 1£ .... 2 2. 0 1 0
Weaver, 3b ...... 9 1 0 3 0
Derr, sz. ......... 0.2 0 2.0
Zimmerman, ¥ ... 0 0 2 0
| A. Myers, cf -...:. 0 12:0. 0
| Alexander, 1b 0 0.15 0 1
Hendrix, p ......5 0 0.0 2 0
Totals cots 811 27.16 2
Iron Works
yr h.o ga ie
Hagen, of ..... 9. 0 2 0 0
(Phillips, 1b 0 0-510 0
I Sterner, er... ue. 1 2 8% 30 40
| Yontz:: 3b ........ @ 2 2:-3.0
{Piester, 2b ....... 00. 02
Hess, Ip: ......% 0 1 4-0 1
J. Hagen: vf ,.... 0 0.6 0 0
Simers, p If ...... 0. 0.1.0 0
Vem
i Totals. 2 624 4 7
Iron Wks. .000 00100 1--2
Mt. Joy 10000101 x—3
Two base hits—Alwine, Derr,
Steamer. Home run—ZEllis. Base]
on balls—Off Hendrix 2; Simmers 1
Struck cut, by Hendrix 4, by Sim-
mers 7. Umpires—Geltmacher, Tap-
pen.
—— OE
Old Timers Lost
But for a bad inning, the fourth,
a of our ol Timers
ore at Friday evening.
| al score was 7 to 4, the Regulars]
| tallying six of these in the fourth
| inning. Zimmerman and PRigler
| poled three baggers.
Garber allowed the Old Timers
but six hits while the Regulars col-
lected eleven off Ellis’ delivery.
| The score:
| Mt. Joy Regulars
r h o a ej
Bigler, vf: +... : 1-1 1 0
Bilis, 2b ........ 1 1:1.0 1
Alwine, ¢ i. ev 1.0 6 0 0
B.-Hendrix, 3b ... 0 2 0 1 2
Dory, Ssh. 1 1.0 1:0
Schneider, 1b... } 2:5 0 0
Zimmermon, If ... 1.1.0.0 0,
J yf .... 1 2.2.0 0
Garher, P+: eo 1 0 1 0
‘Total vue. 711 15 4 3
Old Timers
yr ho a e
! Showalter, ¢ ..... 13:2 0 0
WW: Ellis, P.'...... 2 2.0.1 0
Schock, 1b ....... 1 1. 50 0
O'Neil, 2b ....... 1.01 0
G. Brown; 3h .... 0 3. 0 1.0
| Laskewitz, SS 0 0 2:1.0
H. Brown, rf 0.0 1:00
i Bramdt, of ....... ® 0.0.0.0
| Diffenderfer, 1f 0 20 0
Wotal 4 612 4-0
Two base hits, W. Ellis. Three
| base hits, Zimmerman, Bigler;
| Double plays, Bigler to Schneider;
| Base on balls: off Garber 11g, V
| Ellis 11; Struck out by Garbe
| W. Ellis 2.
0ld Timers
Mt. Joy Regulars
eee ee
FORCASTS SMALLER WHEAT
AND RYE CROPS
Smaller crops of both wheat and
rye are forecasted for Pennsylvania
by the May 1 report of the Federal
State Co-operative Crop Reporting
Service.
The production forecast for
wheat is 18,302.000 bushels as
compared to a crop of 23,400,000
last year.
The rye forecast is 1,201,000 bu-
shels compared to a crop of 1,488,-
000 bushels in 1926.
The condition of wheat on May
1 was four points higher and rye
three points higher than on the
same date of a year ago.
Set Out Roses
For late setting out of roses it
is well to use pot-grown plants.
These may be planted without
much disturbance of the roots.
rent
Crocodile meat is liked by Afri-
can natives, but most white travel-
Jers find it inedible.
Saving is Constructive
: Saving now means satisfaction,
comfort and happiness in the |
future. |
It will afford training
fh. and education for your child-
First National Bank™,
| Capital $125,000 MOUNT JOY, PA.
Surplus $229,000
Perfecto,
ndres, Havana Ribbon Londres, Bolds
Rocky Fo Henrietta Juniors, Summans, Wenesta, Shissler’s
Merchant, Stock, Home Comforts, Wm. Penn, Square
| Deal, Noble 1 i ht, Lew Morris, 6 for 25. Any of these, 50
| in box for $2.0(
All 2 for 15¢" gs, 4 for 25¢; all 10c Cigars, 3 for 25.
Special price on boxgiots.
Camels, Piedmonts;. ®Chesterfields ‘and Lucky Strikes, two
| 15¢ packs for 25c. A
We have a fine Pipes. Ask to see them.
1125¢c. All 15¢
. Beechnut, ete.,
Tobaccos, such
2 packs 25c.
All 10c Tobhaccos, 3 packs
as Red Man, Red Horse, Bag Pt
Prince Albert, 2 cans 25c.
Al Fruits in Season.
| &§
O
Jave Been Reduced
Buy Peruna Feeds fom Your Chicks. I handle all
this firm’s complete line
Also Certified Seed Pota
8, Fertilizer, Salt, Lime,
Wood, Ete.
wm. OUR SUMMER CLASS
is High School Girls, College Girls and
Teachers the greatest advantage of the va-
cation months in ning how to make their own
dresses—which is an S¥ildess source of economy and
satisfaction. :
over.
WORK’S DRESSMAKING S€
Woolworth Bldg., LANCASTER, PA. Pa
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I am selling regular $5 Crepe Bo or $3.95. All styles and sizes.
Large assortment to select from. Don’t the date.
M. K. SHELLY
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