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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 1927

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MARKETS ( Book £ Et § t . . EERE
The Books of the Neun L 1D : :
Corn, Por DIL. 85¢ Prof Every Reason to € union 0Ca omnes {
Wheat, ‘per bu, ..........0% $1.30 roressor . . | * 1
Butter, per 10, ian dni ci. 40c¢ Want to Be Married of Nissley Clan Around Florn ‘ B e
Lard, per Jb .... i. 14c| By AD. SCHUSTER | ’
Eggs, per dozen ......... 20c-22¢ | ¥ AD. | — a THE HEAT FOLKS ARE BLUE
Hho JANE OSBORN
i By WAS HELD AT THF HOME OF (From Page One) BLooos. Tee iso mxruke| | Ind e pe ndent
ope (Copyright.) WM. H. STRICKLER, SOUTH left Friday on a ten days trip to WITH THE SLATE OR STONE
Copyright. : . ~ a . :
Classified Column | ECAUSE he bore the appearance TN 8 OF TOWN, ON THURSDAY the Rio Grande Valley, in southern PAMILIES IN OUR. FAMILY TREE Have you ever notic-
{ 1) of wisdom and kept to himself and F COURSE Ted Farnsworth car- mre Texas. ‘| YES SIR,WERE FFFs— ed that people with
- - — | his books, they called him “The Pro- ried a watch—a very thin, ex- | Th, seventh reunion of the des-' Mr. Harold Buller and daughter, FirsT FAMILIES OF i | money in the bank
LOST— Female German Police) fessor” in Comptonville, He had lived | tremely expensive watch that hiS of Peter Nissley and Fan- Laverta, Pearl, Pauline and Jean- | THE FOREST : | have a certain air of
Bn Denti be Toul) there since the town was founded and | mother had given him when he Was pj Spyder Kraybill was held Thurs- ette spent Sunday at Lancaster as independence ?
: ’ ee | no one had known him to do anything | graduated from college and it usually day, at the home of William H. guests of the family of Harry Start : va d
FOR SALE Corn cobs bv the | which, In the place’s standards, was | came within five minutes one Way OF | giyickler, “Hillside Farm,” south of Stokes. : tay saving Low an
truck ood "Call 124.R3 "Mount | called work. the other of telling the right time. { 43: place. Mr. and Mrs. Michael Garber experience that same BB
Joy, aa “May 18-3t-pd.| “Of course they sald, “he writes | After leaving it with the Jeweler for A short program was given. P. S. and children, of Blain, Perry Co., feeling.
| and sometimes he paints pictures, but | regulation on several ocensions . rad Kraybill was elected moderator for sbent several days here as guests
NOTICE—I take in washing at {as for real work that 1s useful in the that at the $00 a7 eo a 1928 and John R. Kraybill, secre- of Dosmemer ond Mrs. A. D. Gar-
my home on West Donegal street | World and brings In the bread and but. | 88 temperamental as eve g tary. It was decided to hold the and family.
Mrs. Welsh. June 1-2t| ter, it is something he knows nothing | the idea of carrying the exact time | oo. 000) July. Mr. Dick ~~ Peris has broken
| about.” about with him. And in Melville These present were: Harry 8. ground and is now putting down
FOR SALE—Bond Player Piano.| Ie was so gentle and | Where he now lived with his mother Kraybill, Mrs. M. Z. Eshleman, Ber- the foundation for a modern new
Arply, 67 W. Main Swett Monat] and his ventures into the Compton | there was Miss Day. tha N. Kraybill, Florin; Mrs. An- hoyse ang plaee of business in the
Joy, Pa. une 1-t [ ville life were so few that he cum Miss Day lived a mack fae ro nie G. Kraybill, Elizabethtown; Mu. san. ot Te town. : Have you ever noticed the
: : ants. | t0 be regarded with a detached af | the station than he did, and and Mrs. Arthur Miller and sons, of , I: and Mrs. Byer and three imprint of a leaf on a piece
FOR SALE—Sweet potato plants. be Ted’s unfailing habit to children left yesterday by auto-
Price reasonable, phone fection as a worthy and fragile insti | come to be Tec De ot Woah Bainbridge; Martin K. Miller, Ella riohile fos Florid Ee 5 2 2 of coal?
> ’ + ze sing § young wom : 2 for F ‘her 7 W
Ruhl’s, formerly Zercher’s green-| tution. The Professor gave the town | take the passing o msl A$ t on | K. Miller, Elizabethtown; Mr. and i a han 5 re a Youll fird one. sometimes, Ji
house. June-tf | a certain distinction. On any evening in the morning 86 a signal to put « -1 Mrs. Levi W. Ebersole and sons the = oo i ig for so a silent reminder of the pre-
| he could be seen sitting in his libra his hat and coat, and daughters, Elizabethtown; Mr. h ale Anos lestand and was historic forests from which
FOR SALE— Several accredited bending over a book, while from cases “I suppose,” said his mother one ond Mrs Peter 8. Krovhill, Fannie Mere sinre the death of her father. coal came,
grade Holstein cows, subject to 60 | on (he walls stated the backs of in: | 8y at- breakfast, “that if Miss Day |Z Bill Eli b p bill Tor A party was held last Friday ev- : : : . -
day retest. Apply Rev. W. Musser Volum ‘o visitor in Com, | ever stopped commuting I should have L. Kray ih, J 12ancin 1 ening in honor of Mr. Norman Ty- Think of the centuries of Stari with a coim
Mt. Joy. Pa June 1-1t | Pressive volumes. No visitor in Comp 5 ; : ol ily L. Kraybill, Mrs. Bertha S. his h Wes iH sunshine and fresh air that d d ith bar-
— yy : | tonville ever escaped this evening | to get a really up-to-date clock—or Grabill and sons, Mt. Joy; Mr. and 00 4b his home at Mouniville, It must have been absorbed by anc end with a bar
FOR SALE Mansel olants. Pall Welk, and the opportunity to see the | that youd have to have your watch A a Cm Ay oF ans was very largely attended and all these forests before they rel of money—We
them yourself at Ss Stn per hun- | Professor who stood for learning and | regulated. Here she comes now. Aue of ‘Lancaster; Mr. and Mrs. S. S ha 2 fine Mg Tete he Were Onolly buried! have 2 Money Barve!
dred. © Ready now and until June culture even as much as would a col- | she’s got on her raincoat. You'd bet Kravbill Ads B, Krevoill, Mi. Joys many from this locality, were pres- Pat. is the coal We offer for you.
11th. Bell ‘phone. Henry F. Gar-| lege. ter wear yours and take an umbrella. rl ’ Mrs El 2 R. Kr bill ent: Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Green- you: wood mixed with con-
i : : ne 1-2t- *CUT reat] So Ted sauntered toward the hall, | Mi. and Mrs. mer . Tay awalt, Mr and Mrs. Harry Hilt, : °
ber. June 1-2t-pd It occurred to no one to question centrated sunshine and oxy-
€ question : i ip oe and children, Rheems; Mr. and Mrs. yp, M Horry : sun X3 irst
the Professor's financial stauding | Slipped his feet into his rubbers, id a = r. and Mrs. Harry Steinmetz, Mr. gen, and pressed for thous-
WANTED—Reliable white woman Long ago men had ceased to wonder | donned hat and coat and took an hey Cor: and Mrs. Charles Latchford, S. H. ands of years! °
1 housework Good brell 1 did not notice until he | Mrs. Elizabeth E. Kraybill, Cora - Kulp, Lester G. Groff, Mr. and Mrs 7 ; ationa an
for genera ousework. 1004 how he could live by his pen when | umbrella and did nc "| Kravbill. Mary BR. Kraybill, Laura ! Le nie No wonder it burns so well.
home. Apply Mrs. W. W. Posey others had hard work making ends | Was outside that the sun was shining. Ro bill, ON : K bill Jobs ToL Me and We Ge MOUNT JOY, PENNA
Lancaster, R. 5, May 18-38! i wii IE a He bowed in a perfunctory man- | R. Kraybill, Norman R. W. Hakes, B. King, Mr. and Mrs. ’ .
} eet with thels two hands find 3 ner at the station to the girl in a | Elizabethtown; Mr. and Mrs. Ira Z. Norman Tyson Sr., Mr. and Mrs. Call the HEAT FOLKS ;
> ,. | shovel, The Professor was always 8 Miler and d hters. Bainbridze AB Farbart Mr : Capital $125,000
FOR SALE—Jersey Sweet Po- dressed neatly, his white beard was | red raincoat and then hurried along j} Miller and daughters, 1g : A.B. Ear hart, Mr. and Mrs. Paris for good clean coal Surplus $229,000
tato Sprouts in any quantity and ever combed io silky softness. and | the platform to join one or two of Mr. and Mrs. Alvin E. _Nissley, Stark, John Brubaker, Russell ’
very reasonable. Phone 172R6 his leh. wis pe the men with whom he customarily [Mr. and Mrs. Reuben Z. Miller and Bretz, Mr. and Mrs. Luther Ging- :
John Guhl, Florin, Pa. Mav 25-3t A men Ag con Joon. oe he rode to town. Some one observed |children, Bainbridge; Mr. and Mrs. rich, Walter Hake, Samuel Shepp, D | M Ww |
a i Ein Bai gg bins his wet-weather paraphernalia, but {Martin R. Kraybill and children, Omar Gopp, Mrs. Martha Wertz, anie A oigemu
LADIES— Help your church by that of monthly visits to the ecity. | Ted was too gallant to place the | Mr. and Mrs, John R. Kraybill and Elizabeth Landan, Anna Mae Ear- 151R4 174R6
selling our Real Silk Hosiery to With two heavy suitcases he went fo | blame where it belonged. son, Elizabethtown; Mr. and Mrs. hart, Kathryn Hilt, Mildred Rye.
» friend Free s: les. : AVY sunenses . The ing he loitered long- + H. H. Engle, Mt. Joy, Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Spangler, Mr. FLORIN. PA.
your iriends. ree samples. Shal- (ya station early in the morning. In Then one morning he loitere g 2 : aa adil
fer Bros., New Cumberland, Pa. the his He it was | er than usual at breakfast—or at W. H. Strickler, P. Kraybill Strick- and Mrs, Samuel Groff, John Ty-
May 25-2t-pd eo I Eo uses were lighter. Of | least so it seemed to him. He left |ler, Margaret Strickler, Mr. and son, Miriam Guhl, Norman Tyson |
noticed the Saltcases were jighter. : vit , .s aft- | Mrs. Walter Eshleman and son, Mr. Jr, Leona and Anna Ruth Tyson |
AX J E . ia his trips, of what he saw or why he | his house as usual a few minutes aft ; |
T! NOTIC — There is an § Ps, WA St yu Miss Day had passed. Two blocks [and Mrs. Earl Myers, Warren Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Tyson, Betty
abatement of five percent on 1927 went, the Professor never had a word, | er Miss Day had passed. g Li % Sn a 4 : 3) )
o£ 3 fr he station he saw his train | Strickler, Elva, Mary and Nora Jane Gingrich, Mrs. A. H. Greena-
County and Personal tax if paid'and there was none who dared ask rom the sta 5 es 1 = ee : SAVE WITH SafFpry
on or before June 1. Boro taX him. In time the town’s curiosity | draw in and while he was still run- | Strickler, Mt. Joy. iwalt, Dorothy Jean and Richard | IS
to July 1. James H. Metzler, Col- ned te ER died out | ning up the station stairs the train Mrs. Laura Miles, Harrisburg; LL Miriam | rn Rexall...
lector. mar. 4 trey were regarded as Bo more | drew swirtly out. Mr. and Mrs. John Kraybill and Sa i I Tr Thelma |
lino Th : turned to ge > waiting- son, Francis Kraybill, Mt. Joy; Steinmetz, Grace I. ake, Charles |
7 AN bs ah {than incldents in a life that was or- He turned to go into the waitin ons Franci Kray Ye wv. nin Fo Pe |
WANTED— Sewing machine op- derod oo api room, not quite sure what he would | Martha Young, East Petersburg; R. Latchford, Ww inifred May Latch- | SODA FOUNTAIN
erators on dress work. Beginners The Professor sot in his library with | do next, when he saw Miss Day pant- | Marlin and - Elizabeth Schradley, ford, Ellen Kline, | 4
DRY ie Leaning, yoy the hi le : full un Whe Lo ing for breath coming up the stairs. | Elizabethtown; Elizabeth Roland, | WEEK
2S ( ( > e JOI'K N * L J all . %
: 8 5b Ted had never been introduced to her, | Anna Mae Hoover, Maytown; Sara 8
asil learned. The LeBlanc ( steps on the sidewalk he smiled. | Ted had never 3 a i = ’ :
Say boa ed LeBlane 00, los J 4 ee he fy po 1 Hoi though he did lift his hat when he | Ganz, Maurice Kraybill, Mt. Joy, 0a e ust 3
: x : : 3 EE el un ye passed her because she in her turn [and Amos Strickler, Sr.,, Mt. Joy. i i
A BARGAIN— Who wants al cep ni he os i oak always bowed to him. Miss Day = T l |
: over his book he gave them no notice,
Jones of land frowns 100 fet on and yet this wie for his life, his spoke first. Pi k d F 0 rave ometime
ighway between here and Flor-| “"" ! = > Pa “My. b ’ reath,” she i
I 540 feet deep? The price is| place In Cowptonville, and his most My he I'm og of il a ay 1C e om ur [
wR > tf 50 satisfying experiences, gasped. ran 0 DlOCKS t atc | i i A
Sehr i sold Soon: 3.5 us one SRR or the train and then missed it. I don’t (From Page One) | FREE DEMONSTRATION
roll, Mt. Joy. mar 2 I won't let them know I am poor. Fane whee I an coine to db after t & member of the Uni :
I won't surrender. I will stick it out how 3 at am # - ; ee y ar as € : ng is hised Breshrep i D CO
WOOD FOR SALE—TI have a lot until the last " He looked | NS You know I never can keep a - church, Florin, and of the A. O. K. | I ]
of wood sawed to stove length, . und his library and at the cases, | Watch going right—and there's been a : M. C. Atlas 136, of Elizabethtown. A Led
which I sell reasonable at all ee solid rows of books girl on our street who always started (From Page One) He is survived by his wife, who be- | pple with a brush
J. W. Kreider. Telephone 142R21,! ~"'" Dest wat just a shade before I had to start. M 1 N « 1; fore marriage was Ruth Eber:ole . .
It di ‘he! » Professor 4 My. and Mrs. Harry Nye, a >
Mt. Joy. mar. : 2 lid nol el when thie Prot She went the other direction toward | titer iy and Ya Pu two children, Margaret and Jacob : | Dries quickly
— eta TONITE A oy to carry le Su wine iu cho's to be BY L n.d . and ol £5 940 2% b t1 at he mes s Pao She : x, Eg
FOR SALE—A 10-room Frame cases to the train. Men noticed that Br Rr and so she's . 0 Harrisburg, spent Monday with le ye Ags 20a free ster, Sa | All popular colors and a
House, Frame Stable, 2 acres land step was slow but his eyes still Sra Forks ids Mi. and Mrs. Chas. Carscn, en East a Wife of Coors ang | stains
near Mt. Pleasamy Chen: era in sparkled and his head wus erect. In 2 t dined ne part of the Main street. Morin end Mary Nite of Co, Th 3
- y ly $2,000.00. See Jno. |; ovina 3 ne son Bis. 1 ados a xplained or ) ) n Mr Charles B va i SR so. 8 Mary, eorge .
Ay on Pa. Phone 41R2 the a: Fong it Yay Seen a shad conundrum, but Dick ed to know 3 XD a I Ichler, of Hummelstown. Funeral a - Try it yourself
jan. 5-tf Were drawn and there were stoties [0 10 ER ro longer be trusted esentative of the 1 ew Yor He to be held at the late home Real Chocolate
that he was ill and resting. but in the iS a baron.eter i Insurance Co., attended a con- Thursday afternoon at 1:30 o'clock Flavonl Sat d
os Wy A ie honks. with. | 28 & barometer. Fe Washi Hi sday Joel
NOTICE— Horse owners— We evening he Sal with Bis b Dis W 5 “But why did you wear a raincoat jong W az Pington, D. C., on Fri and at 2:00 o’clock at the United Our chocolate sodas. milk ar ay, June ith
are as near as your telephone. Ifthe light burning, and with the town the other day when the sun was | 42 and Saturday. Brethren church, Florin. Burial | Whe, a € Sot a3, 4 J B
you need shoeing at your barn, call to watch. shining?’ : Mr. and Mrs. Frank Young and will be in the Flotin cemetery ii oS i and ape i o D. Hostetter & Son oh
29R6 day time or 178R4 There came a day when the boy had | aie Dav pouted a little, “It was | family, Mr. and Mrs. H. Walters — pe ee w ris | Mount Joy, Pa. Li
town after 5:30 P. M. or Satur-], one suitcase to carry, and that dich want ioe che asked. “But | and family, of this place, ard Mr. Ch i smooth syr of full flav |
day aftenrons. As to workmanship.| ~~ “° i Re ays and. ie foolish, wasn’t it?" she asked. u I Walters’ shite RoE Oo arles F. Linthurst syrup o fu av-
ask vour neighbor. WM. SMITH. | evening, when the I rofessor returned, you see it was my new red raincoat | alters sister ane usband, « Jno Charles F. Linthurst, of Florin, | or. Bn
. May 25-3t-pd [his feet dragged and his head was | 14 1 ike it so much that I just wore | Spent Sunday at Vallege Forge. died in his home Sunday night a The Fountain at the Rex-
| bowed. In his room he spread a small | | Don't vou like raincoats?” | Mi John of this place: g o'clock in his 67th year. He was | all Store is the most pop-
WANTED—Young man over 21 amount of money before him. Dick, becoming more and more con- | MI. and Mrs. George Conver and , retired railroad conductor har: bo 2 0 Bae yo
years to open office for, Automobile “The last,” said the Professor. | vinced of the prettiness of Miss Day, ¢bildren, Miss Ada Neier and ing been employed by the Pennsyl- | bio ai
gal 3 rad Bel’ “When this is gone I will have to ap- | stammered something to the effect , duughter and Misi Lillian Halde- vania system for thirty years, He | wholesome | fruits gsr
7-9384R * 8» feb 9-tf | ply for help.” Then he picked up 8 | (pat it was the prettiest raincoat he ! man, of Manheim, spent Sunday had been ill for the past 10 years, | syrups.
. hook, went to his library, and seated | had ever seen. Then as his compan- | af Andersonburg, with Mr. and suffering injuries sustained in an | COMMENCING MONDAY
FOR SALE—Tenement house himself in front of the window. fon sighed and said that it was very | Mr. George Andersen. accident. E. W. GARBER
formerly known as Shirk’s Row. “If 1 go down,” he sald, “I'll go | important for her to be in her office Ms. Frank Hogendoblex, Charles He was a member of the Luther- E 6 1927
Can show a big return on invest- | down fighting.” before half-past nine, a way out of 'Hogendobler and wife, William an church in Wilmington. Del., the! 9
ment. Apply H. G. And the light burned all night. A | the difficulty occurred to him. Mooney, of Philadelphia; Edward Pennsylvania Railroad Relief, and The Store =
one of the Somnnties, 55.114 | milkman saw it in the early morning, “I can go back and get my car,” he ! Eckhardt and family of York and the Patriotic Order Sons of Amer- / (4 EST 25 CT )
Pa. St. and when the town awakened a dis- | said, “and if you don’t mind fast drlv- Benjamin Adams and family of Lan- ica, of Philadelphia. He is survive MOUNT JOY, PA. ; Ay.
, 3 : 2 4 p urvived A R 9
NOTICE quieting rumor spread. To the Pro- | ing, we can get in town in about three- caster, spent the holidays here with by his wife, who was Mary E. Stone Ew 4
The annual meeting of the lot|fessor’s house they went, but no one | quarters of an hour. We'll have to | Mr. Charles Dillinger and family. and two daughters, Anna, wife of if
holders of the Henry Eberle Cem-| would respond to the bell. Then they
etery Association will be held at|forced a window, opened the door, and
the office of the Secretary on admitted a nervous, fearful volunteer
Thursday, June 2nd, 1927 at 8)...
o'clock, P. M.
There he was in his library, with a
book in his lap. The Professor had
stuck It out to the end, had diea
without admitting defeat. There was
a hushed and awkward moment.
Some one moved to return the book
to a case. Then it was discoverea
that all of these volumes which stared
to the world and gave to the Profes
sor that setting which he loved, were
painted on the glass of the cases. The
book which was in his lap was his
last. They remembered the suitcases
and the trips to the city.
“He has been selling them off,” some
one spoke the feeling of the group.
“Little by little he has been parting
with them and It broke his heart to
do it.” Now when they speak of the
Professor they picture him copying
on the glass of his bookcases the
backs and titles of those volumes
which he was forced to give up, and
say, “He was a queer man, the Pro-
fessor, but spunky.”
Jacob H. Zeller, Secretary
May 25-2t
BEAUTIFUL HOME FOR SALE
between Mount Joy and Florin, 180
ft. front on concerte road, house is
very modern, has all improvements
tile bath, sun parlor, beautiful lawn
etc.; priced to sell. Don’t overlook
this. J. E. Schroll, phone 41-2, Mt
Joy, Penna, mar.9-tf

WANTED — Stenographer, must
have bookkeeping experience. Apply
Nissly Tobacco Company, Florin.
One Too Many
Italian Consul Siciliani sald at &
luncheon in San Francisco:
“We had too many political parties
in Italy in the past. Instead of twe
parties In our house and senate, as
you have, we had nearly twenty-two
and so there could be no majority, anc
nothing could get done. Hence Fas
cismo.
“A political party is a good thing.
but you can have have too much of a
good thing. Thus four aces in a gam:
of cards are splendid, but five cause
trouble and disaster.”
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE
In the Estate of Catharine
Shenk, late of West Donegal town-
ship, deceased.
Letters of administration on said
estate having been granted to the
undersigned, all persons indebted
thereto are requested to make im-
mediate payment, and those having
claims or demands against the
same, will present them without
delay for settlement to the under-
signed, residing at Mount Joy, Pa.
JOHN D. SHENK
Administrator
William C. Rehm, Atty.
BIDS SOLICITED
The Mount Joy Borough School
Board solicits Bids for Toilet Fix-
tures, and installation of same in
the Marietta Street Building.
: S$ upon same may be
from
rrr
A book in the New York Publiz
Library travels an average of two
city blocks from the ‘stack’ to the
reading desk. On a moderac=ly
busy day some 2,500 books make
the trip, making the book-traveiing
done amount to some 5,000 city
blocks, or 250 miles.

the Secretary.
be filed with the See-
ar then 00 P.

“
= aged 23, of

wait an hour for the next train.”
In spite of fast driving along crowd-
ed roads Jim and Miss Day talked
gaily all the way in that morning and
ne did not leave her until he had
gained permission to call for her at
five and drive her home. He'd have
to take the car home, anyway. And
that day he took his watch to a first-
rate jeweler’'s and secured the use of
a guaranteed timepiece for the period
required to put his own in condition.
On the way back that evening his
companion complained again about
her difficulty In catching her train
now that her reliable neighbor was
to be married.
“I don't see what a girl nowadays
wants to be married for, anyway,”
sugested Jim.
“Every reason in the world,” was
Miss Day's emphatic rejoinder. “That
ig, if she really cares for the man.”
Jim had a solution to offer for her
difficulty. He told her that he had
a thoroughly reliable watch and that
every day five minutes before it was
time for him to start he would tele-
phone to her.
And so matters rested for a few
months. Meantime Jim called fre-
quently at the house of the Days in
the evening.
Then one day without preamble he
reminded her of what she had said
about getting married. “You said a
girl had every reason in the world to
want to be married if she really cared
for the man. The important thing
then is this—do you really care for
me—or could you possibly bring your-
self to do so?”
And Miss Day, looking very serious
and pretty at the same time, said that
she really believed she cared a greac
weal fo. Jim atready.
he —
The Lobo, or large gray wolf, is
rapidly vanishing in the stock-rais-
ing regions of the West. During
the last year only eight were tak-
en in New Mexico, eighteen in Ari-
vona, twnty-eight in Montana, one
in Oregon, six in South Dakota,
eight in Utah, twelve in Wyoming
and rone in Colorado.
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a

—

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Some Figures Lie
a New York statistician. We wish the
professor would provide us with the
figures that prove $36.50 is too much
for a piece of felt with a feather in
it just before Easter. Among
the early Greeks the wearing of
breeches was a mark of slavery. But
now the ladies are starting to wear
the breeches, and
then Nero was a cousin of Uncle Tom.
The amazing revelation
just been announced that an intelll-
gent man has a vocabulary of 5,000
words. Proving that even a smart
man occasionally misses a three-inch
putt. And, perhaps, that certain
large fishes in the tropics climb trees.
—Exchange.
Pets Drink Gas and Die
Drinking gas was fatal for pets of
L. Roberts of Marcus Hill. Australia,
recently. Roberts is employed at the
gas works, and took home a small
tank which had been at the works for
some time. On the way home he filled
it with fresh water, which he put into
the troughs for his pet pigs and ducks.
Next morning six pigs and many
ducks were dead and other animals
were ill. The tank contained gas
fumes that the pets consumed as they
imbibed.

Fact Generally Admitted
One of Britain’s popular blond
beauties, a London actress, received in
her dressing room a feminine admirer
who had called to “talk art.” The con
versation had fallen flat. due largely
to the fact that the beautiful blond
would talk of nothing but herself.
Finally the visitor turned in desper
ation to an old standby.
“I suppose,” she said. “that your
great ambition is to play Shakespeare?”

“Well,” said the actress, “he has
written some nice parts.”
eel .
Yellowstone Park has a toial area
of {3,348 4 miles, allowing gach
Amgrican citizen ownership in the
section thirty Are.
Eid
Figures don't lie; you can prove
anything by statistics, according to
if they're slaves
has
Harry Brooks, Mount Joy R. D. |
and Marie, wife of Wm. S. Wilson,

Wilmington; also by 14 grand- |
children and three great-grand-! |
children. He is also survived by
a sister, Mrs. Mollie Smith, of New
Jersey.
The funeral was held on Tues-
day night at 7:30 o’clock from his
late home in Florin with further
services this afternoon at 1 o’clock
in the Arlington cemetery, Phila-
delphia, where interment was made.

Gertrude, widow of Geo. Greib, }
died at Columbia, aged 70 years.
—— eee.
Idea of Qrgan Is Qld
The eurliest organs weie water-or
guns. and the first spedimen was the
work of Ctesihins. of Alexandria, in
Instruments from his design
were carried to Rome during the First

A CARLOAD OF
UNION COUNTY COWS |
Consisting of Holsteins, Guernseys
Jerseys and Brindles
J. B. Keller & Bro.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
MAGAZINES
Of All Kinds

CIGARS, CIGARETTES, AND

century A. D.. and were played to ge
company the great public games hel@
to amuse the populace [It is proba
ble that the organ wus not intr thaced
in churches until the end of the
Seventh century.

Click! you hear it
It’s the voice of
the iron as it turns the cur
rent either OFF or ON. That
is why—Click—means easier
iroming,
———
The Red Rose nine of Elizabeth-
town, defeated the Mt. Joy Aces at
the former place on Monday 14 to 0

TOBACCO

HOME-MADE SOUP
By Pint or Quart

ICE CREAM, PIES, CAKES
AND CANDIES

USED CAR BARGAINS
1—1923 Ford Coupe Truck
1—1922 Ford Truck with top
Ford Touring
1—1924 Overland Champion
1—1923 Overland touring
H. S. Newcomer & Son
MOUNT JOY, PA.
1—1925 Reo Speed Wagon cab UL
and body | ; .
. 1—1924 Reo Speed Wagon Cab|y ° +}
rebuilt — = PE —

1—1922 Chevrolet Coupe Truck
1—Safe, suitable for office use.
STRICKLER’S GARAGE
Maytown, Pa.
Ice Cream, Groceries and
Confections

FOR A GOOD CLEAN SHAVE OR
HAIR CUT STOP AT THE BRANDT BROS.
: W. F. Conrad Mount Joy Street Mount Joy, Pa
BARBER SHOP Every reader should mak
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OPEN EVENI S AND SAT the Classified advertisemen*
DAY It is the way to
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STUMPF’S
RESTAURANT
48 East Main Street

Milady Beauty
Shoppe
70 Main Street, E.
MARCELLING, SHAMPOOING, FA-
CIALS, MANICURING, SCALP
TREATMENTS, ETC