WEDNESDAY,
AME DSR co 0 RE SLSR SON
MAY 18, 1927
8 records for speed,
power, acceleration, hill-climbigge ‘and intercity
reliability runs, during a nation ““Demonstra-
tion Week’, the Hudson Super-8% contributed
these brilliant new marks in the local ¥¢na of motor
supremacy:
Continuing a Second Wee 5
of Demonstrations
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The man who thought a buggy was
good enough
IN THE old days, a solid, conservative citizen might sniff and tell
you he didn’t read advertising.
He didn’t think so much of the horseless carriage, either. The
telephone was newfangled, and an insult to the United States mails.
As for radio, aeroplanes, wireless photography—if they had been
born then, he probably would have thought them a bit immoral.
But he’s changed. He’s been educated. His point of view has
been made broader and more modern. He has been civilized—by
the automobile, the telephone, radio, advertising.
Every single one has opened up new paths for him, taught him
new things. Advertising, especially. Advertising tells him the new-
est things to wear, the best things to eat. Advertising tells his wife
how to make a home up to date and attractive. Advertising tells him
the prices to pay for things he buys, saves him from the old-fashioned
ways of doing business—helps him live well, keeps him modern.
Advertising can help you. The advertisements in this paper are
here to tell you many things that make life more comfortable, more
interesting, happier. Read them faithfully. They’ll keep you
abreast of the times. They’ll prevent you from becoming the type of
old fogy—who—sniff—doesn’t read advertising.
[Mount Joy Bulletin
Advertising is the key to modernity
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young far-
Last week one of our
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imers from Milton Grove came to
[town and told me he plowed their
| Charleston field yesterday. I asked
[him what he meant by their
Charleston field and he replied:
“Hay, hay!”
| Bill thought his gas was getting
i low;
He struck a match; the tank let
B0—
| Bill sailed three miles right in the
air,
| Three miles on a pint is pretty fair.
| Well, Pm glad that’s off my
| mind, but, I sure do feel poetic so
| here goes for another.
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| Mary had a little lamb,
| Youve heard it oft before—
And then she passed her plate
again,
And had a little more.
Save your antique
matoes, I'll quit.
eggs and to-
If at
shoot,
Advice to the Local Wives:
|first you don’t succeed,
| shoot again.
| A few days ago when a “certain
wan’ returned from a trip his wife
asked him: “Did you bring home a
| remembrance of the trip?” He
said: “Yes, I brought home a towel
la bath rug, a thermos bottle, a
rocker, and a twin bed.” His wife
replied: “Evidently you took a
room at a hotel.” And he answer-
ed, “No, I tried it, but I couldn't
get away with it.
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closest friends is
One
Scotch.
of my
There is only one thing better
{than presence of mind in an acci-
{ dent; and that one thing is absence
of body.
AL Re
A stranger went into “Lees” and
after partaking of a meal asked,
“How much is my bill?” Lee said,
“What did you have?” And the
stranger replied, “I don’t know.”
Lee told him hash was a quarter.
When it was time to retire the
first night of his trip the porter ask
“Joe’’ Hershey how he would like
to sleep, head first or feet first.
!Joe looked puzzled and then re-
plied: “If it’s all the same to you,
| I'll sleep all at the same time.’
feel another poetic streak com-
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Hold everything.
ing.
aunt in Africa,
aunt in Spain,
aunt in Jersey,
And I got an aunt in Maine;
I got ’enmi here, I got 'em there,
I got ’em thick as hives,
An’ this is all I'm thankful for—
They ain’t my wives.
got an
got an
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I got an
“Spook” Snyder came into the
office and said he found a position
that he would like, “Hoddy” Mum-
ma asked him what it was and
Spook replied: “I'd like to be stable
{boy on a merry-go-round.”
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I refuse to argue. There is no
' doubt about it. A groundhog is a
| sausage.
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We have a farmer out at the
Back Run that is so absent minded
that the other morning he hitched
{his wife to a plow and kissed his
ho rse good-bye.
A salesman entered the office a
few days ago and ask our clerk if
i she files her nails, She said, “No,
after cuting them, I throw them
away.”
Have you heard the Four Wheel
Brake song? No, Here it is, “For
We'll Break the News to Mother.”
One of our school teachers said tc
pupil,” Use ‘discomforture in a
entence.” The pupil, “Discomfor-
ure am like a blanket.”
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Lt
“Dick”
A chap asked Heisey if
ihe knew “Felix.”
| Dick asked: “Felix who,”
¥" The chap answered, “Felix
Cited.”
i sn
Someone ask ‘“Charley” Roth
what it was a sign of, when your
nose itches. Charley said it was a
sign that you were to have com
pany. Mr. Someone asked w it
was a sign of when your head it
and Charley replied, “Your company
has arrived.”
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“Don’t raise
a racket” said the
burglar as he held up the tennis
players.
I was talking to Paul Hershe:
who is a member of the graduating
class this year, and I asked him
what college he would like to go t¢
after he finishes school, “Oh,” he
said, “I’d like to go to a barber col-
lege,” I asked him why, and he re-
plied: “Because then I could cut
all my classes.
While driving through the country
week I came upon a young ar-
Finting a picture of a running
RUPTURE SHIELD
EXPERT HERE
E. J. Meinhardi, of Chicago, the
well known expert will personally
be at the Brunswick Hotel, Lancas-
ter, Pa. on Monday and Tuesday
May 23rd and 24th, from 10:00 A
M. to 5:00 P. M. daily. Mr. Mein-
hardi says:
“The will not
perfectly
opening in 10
Vacuum Shield”
only retain the Rupture
but contracts the
days on tre average case— usually
giving instantaneous relief with-
standing all strain regardless of the
size or location of the Rupture.
CAUTION-—Do not expose your-
self to the danger of wearing old-
style trusses with understraps
These trusses usually place the pad
on the lump and not on the rupture
opening. This often causes strang
ulation which usually necessitates
an immediate surgical operation or
results in sudden death.
“The Vacuum Shield”
understraps. It also
sanitary and practically
tible and should be worn
bathing.
Only
has no
perfectly
indestruc-
while
invited tc
special visit
for women
gentlemen are
call at this time as a
will be made here later
and children.
NOTICE:
and ask to be
is impossible.
ture as every
not write
mail as this
send out no litera-
case must be seen
personally; therefore, I visit this
section every year—giving demon-
strations without charge, or will be
pleased to fit you if desired. Please
note the above dates and hours
carefully and always insist on see-
ing me personally. —E. J. MEIN-
HARDI, HOME OFFICE, 1551 N.
CRAWFORD AVE, CHICAGO.
P. S. FRAUD WARNING.
ware of imposters who imitate my
notices and claim to represent me.
I have no representatives and send
no literature.
Please do
fitted by
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Be-
May
EARLY GRASS
COSTLY FEED,
EXPERTS SAY
it may seem, the ra-
tion that most dairymen figure costs
them nothing is likely to prove the
most expensive feed they could buy
for their cows. Experts point to
this fact in warning owners against
turning their cows out on pasture
too early in the season.
There are two reasons. Early
grazing more often than not causes
heavy damage to the pasture itself,
and it is sure to result in a serious
loss of milk unless a regular grain
ration is continued along with grass.
It is natural that dairymen
should seldom think about pasture
as an item of expense. It is a time-
honored practice to turn cows out
18-1t-pd
as
Strange
early in the season and keep them
out late. Early spring grass looks
tempting, palatable and plentiful,
and surely it is not economy to let
free food lie idle.
But the truth is, pastures in early
spring have not attained a growth
that will stand constant grazing.
The young grass shoots are tender;
close cropping, and the trampling
of hoofs crushes and Kkilis the roots.
It is estimated that dairymen who
permit cattle to graze on new
spring grass may lose at least one-
third of the value of the pasture for
the entire year.
Yet, as experts point out, loss of
milk is even more important. Cows
enter the pasture season after a
winter on a liberal ration of grain.
The change from that to pasture
grass, which, though bulky, is from
one-half to three-quarters water, is
not going to keep up the milk flow
beyond a very short period.
The real object of summer feed-
ing is to build and maintain health
and condition so that cows can enter
the fall season in the best possible
condition, and maintain maximum
milk flow in the winter months when
milk prices are highest. Upon the
way cows are fed in the summer
depends their condition in fall and
winter,
Spring and early
is literally a tonic,
ulate milk yield for a brief time,
but which can’t take the place of
body-building feeds. Early grass is
largely water, and a cow cannot eat
enough of it to keep up both con-
dition and milk flow.
The best dairy authorities urge
feeders to keep their cows in the
barn, on a full grain ration, at least
a month longer than is customary.
The slight extra investment for,
grain will be more than repaid in
fall and winter milk checks,
cnet A Ieee
~~ For Sale in Florin
A fine home with all convenienc-
summer grass
which may stim-
p on the Iron Mountains of
cours
that
country,
While talking to
I met in the
a0 0
artist
few
same
hat
jokes
of
a
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his pictures.
of a lace handkerchief hanging on
a clothes-line. I ask him the title
of that one and he said, “After
the Bawl is Over.”
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»s, such as light, heat and bath.
Property is in excellent condition
nd nicely located. Possession
April 1st. This is a corner pro-
perty on Mt. Joy twp. side. Price,
$5,550.00. Call or phone Jno. EF.
Schroll, _41R2, Mt. Joy tf
Improve Dairy Barn
Now i the season to look over |
he : stable and see what im-
provements or changes can be made |
that will lessen labor or increase
the comfort of the cows. Less
labor decreases costs and greater |
comf increases yields
and | IS
cow, and a man in pursuit of her
I asked him what the title of the
picture wag and he replied,” Vanish
g Cream.”
into Hauer’s store last
while waiting for a!
ny order I overheard a
Joe Moore where steel
Pr OT 1 sot and |
Joe refused to
was beaten so he an- |
get steel wool off
asked him to see some |
He showed me one |
Peachey Gets a
Promotion
By H. IRVING KING
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EACHEY WALTON had officiated
behind the gilded wire of the cash-
in Roberts &
Her
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Lestau-
“front
they
her
re-
Co.'s
real
but
of
she
ier's desk
rant for
name” was
called her Peachey because
peachblow complexion, which
tained unimpaired in spite of the fact
that she had seen twenty-five years
which she acknowledged—and two |
more which she ignored in the reckon-
ing. Peachey was a wonder at fig- |
ures; you could swear to all her ac |
counts without them up—
except her account age. She
was efficient and well aware of her
efficiency; good looking and well
aware of her good looks; popular
with the customers and proud of her
popularity. She could give correct
change for a two-dollar bill, exchange
repartee with an old customer and sit
on a young man inclined to “get fresh”
at one and the same time. Her wages
were fair; she supported her widowed
mother and made her indolent younger
brother work—the latter no small job.
Roberts had long ago died out of
the firm of Roberts & Co.; and “Co.”
—whose other name was Perkins—was
sole proprietor of the establishment,
which boasted of giving the best cup
of coffee for five cents that could be
purchased for that modest sum on
Manhattan island—to say nothing of
Staten Island. Long Island and the
Bronx. Mr. Perkins was getting along
in years, but none of his employees
ever thought of his ever retiring. Rob:
erts & Co. without Perkins was sim-
ply a thing impossible to imagine.
Then one day a great, big bomb fell
into the establishment and blew up all
ancient traditions. Mr. Perkins an-
nounced that he had sold out to a
man named Thomas Carlingford.
The employees were all in a flutter.
The restaurant of Roberts & Co. was
an institution and a conservative one;
and those who patronized it regarded
any change in it as little short of sac
rilege. They were all sure they were
going to hate the new proprietor, who
would probably be brimming over with
innovations.
Thomas Carlingford appeared.
was a man in his late thirtles. They
had expected an older man. The
changes he made were few and un-
important. Things jogged along us
usual. In a month the regular cus.
tomers were calling the new proprie-
tor Tom. The cashier's department
was the only one over which Tom ex-
ercised a painstaking and even nag-
ging supervision. He was constantly
hovering around Peachey’s gilded cage
and made her stay behind every after-
noon, when the night cashier came
on, and go over her accounts with
him. He never called her Peachey, as
the others did, but Miss Walton, and
treated her with a formality some-
what marked. Peachey thought he
might be “splendid” if he only were
not so fussy. She wondered whether
he suspected her of dishonesty that he
was always keeping an eye on her.
Then one day when Tom and
Peachey were in the proprietor’s little
five years.
Mary len;
checking
of her
He
for something they cou
prevent chicks’ bowel trg
have it. Half a centur; experience
with poultry remedies made Pratts
White Diarrhea Tab! possible. All
drink the chicks
directions. Withor
Tablets chicks
deadly disease.
White Diarrhea
Diarrhea
Tablets
To Our
White rhea Tablets unconditionaily. We 5
guara that they prevent this disease or your §
mo d.
old and Guaranteed by
H. E. HAUER
Mt. Joy, Pa.
RENT
ELECTRIC
ly beautify ALL
wood, linoleum, tile o
It matters not how the;
whether with varnish,
paint. It takes only g
+here is no stooping
pails. It doesn’t even
2 JHE
minutes—
essy rags and
1 your hands!
labor-saver bur-
to a brilliant lustre
far and easy to clean.
ies wax on fi
Ten times fas [¥ and better than hand
nethods. R just guideit.
#hone and Serve a Johnson Electric
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7 for any day you wish. @ ta
ewcemer & Son
MOUNT JOY
office going over the accounts, he took
what Peachey considered an unpar-
donable liberty. “Miss Walton,” said !
he, “I must request that you will cease |
chatting with the young men patrons |
of this establishment when they go to |
pay their bills.” |
“My,” said Peachey in surprise and |
not a little resentment, “I don’t chat
with them. They are regular custom- |
ers—were here long before you ap- !
peared on the scene—and we just ex- |
change a few pleasantries with each
other. I don’t see where the harm is.”
“well,” replied Tom, frowning, “I |
don’t like it. Let us go on with the |
accounts.”
Peachey felt like telling Tom
he could keep his old job—she
have no more of it. 3ut there
the mother to be considered
brother Bob was out of a job again.
There were tears in Peachey’s eyes
the she reached her own
by time
that |
would |
was i
and |
door—and then a smile broke over the |
face of Peachey. “Oh golly,” she said |
half aloud; “I wonder if I've hit it!
I have—oh, And she went into
the house, mother by
breaking into song.
The more she thought of the mat-
ter the surer she was that she was
right in her surmises, and entered the
restaurant in an extremely cheerful
state of mind the next morning. 3ut
her faith in her own prescience was
badly shaken when Tom, a solemn
f
joy!”
astonishing her
in
manner, called her into his office, and,
after fidgeting a little, said: “Miss
Walton, T have decided to get a new
cashier.”
Peachey
to be
what's
He
1
him hard.
embarrassed
with
looked at
terril
matter
1v
seemed
“Why,
asked.
not
the me?" |
she
“Oh Tom
another
hing.” stammered
ee—that is, IT have
ind for you.”
"hat
vo
“only,
position
“Rea is the pay? What
is it?
Tom, “there |
but-
Haven't
u to t
he
said
is
11 See’
the
pay.”
attaches
“As to
but —0!
can't y«
I want ¥¢
erstood?
my) ife.”
“And the
about
1 such a
reason vou rai
talking
hec
my » youna
row
omers was use
use 1
Tom sheepishly
“I guessed ht, then,” cried
and to But
1
ht her in his
nien cust
“Peca
renlied
was jealous, I guess.
laugh.
Sina began
Tom
smothered
i her laughter wi
eee etl GA eee
Want a Nice
account of ill he
1 now have the fine brick
confectionery
co store of the
on East Main
sale. House has
and will give
any time. Call, phone or
E. Schroll, Mt. Joy, Pa.
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Business
h th o £
On the
owner,
property,
and tobac
E. Klugh.
Joy f
veniences
and
late Harr; |
St., Mount
all con.
possession
write J
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The Bulletin is always prompt in
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