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WEDNESDAY, MAY 19th, 1926 . THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
by bawling out his customers. David Laskewitz asked his fath-|get the most pleasure: Ten nights AID TO BEAUTY OUR SALE REGISTER or
er the meaning of the word in a Bar Room or Ten Bar Rooms 3 ©
OWL- LAFFS From what I saw the other night tagonize.” Harry said: “I’ll illus- in One Night? Following is a list of public sales WATCH and C
a woman in town should write a trate with a sentence. ‘Eat your A WISE OWL
es EE tne

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Oo With Laughter)

I've been reading in a New York
paper that they're now making
booze out of acorns. I suppose
that old saying will still prove true
“Great soaks from little acorns
grow.”
Paul Diffenderfer, one of the
Bulletin’s force, got home from
Florin a little late the other
night. He was quietly turning at
the door knob so his mother
wouldn’t get wise as to the time
he turned in, but she heard him
and said: “Paul, what are you
doing?” He turned the knob to
beat the band and remarked: “I
was just tuneing in WGY on the
radio, mother.”
It's easy enough to be happy
When the world moves along like
a clock
But the man that’s worth while
Is the guy who can smile

With a hole in the toe of his
». Sock.
You know it’s mighty nice to
be an evangelist. He’s the only
guy who can increase his business

Values
To $1.00
ONE LOT
SPRING
GIRLS’
Up to $12.00
Values
MEN’S WORK
TROUSERS
Values to $2.50
BOYS’ SUITS
2 PR. PANTS
Values to $12.00
‘Boys’ $2
Wash Suits
87¢

Purchased a

LOT WOMEN'S SILK HOSE
ALL COLORS

ballad entitled:
About the Wood,
“Don’t
Mother;
Worry
Father
Will Bring Home a Load.”
One of the kids in the « lower
grades didn’t want to go to school
because he said the teacher was
queer. One day she said 4 and 1
make 5 and next day she said 3
and 2 make 5.
One of our local gunners says
that a bird in the hand often costs
a day’s walk and a box of shells.
Here's a funny one.. Over in
York county a man and his wife
were both on the same jury and it
agreed.
Tell me not in morunful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream;
I have eaten raw cucumbers
And I find that Life’s a scream.

* “Why all the bandages on your
husband’s head?” asked a woman
here. The neighbor replied: “Rot-
ten bridge.” hat, did he
break thru?” “No, the darn fool
trumped my ace at a card party
the other evening.”
This wasn’t Bill Miller but I
understand he knows something
about it.
Up at the school’s’ athletic meet
last Friday one of the boys said to
his girl:: “Just one, darling.”
She said: “What did you just
win?”

You know I don’t believe horses
get very hungry. I've often notic-
ed that no matter how hungry they
are they won’t eat a bit.
Ed. Ream told me that one. Ed.
ought to know.
That may be all right and true
but I think a horse eats best when
he hasn’t a bit in his mouth.

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COATS GIRLS’
$ Values
Up To
$4.00

DRESSES
Values to

WOMEN’S SILK
DRESSES
Values to $12.50

George like to
know if August died would Sep-
tember mourn?
Yesterday I said to Roy Sheetz,
“How’s business?” He said: “Oh,
it’s the buries.”
But here’s one just as funny.
There’s a lady on Marietta street
claims she is only thirty years
old. Next day when I went down
the alley I heard her say to her
neighbors she remembered a cer-
tain incident that happened here
and that was 40 years ago.
A fellow asked me if I could

Values
To $20.00

ONE LOT
DRESSES

‘WOMEN’S SILK
N’S SHOES
WOMEN’S
Jac]
dinner, children, antagonize walk.”
A city girl tried to tell a Mil-
ton Grove shiek that she originated
the shimmy. He said: “Aw, go on
kid. They wore ’em long before
you was born.”
Halbleib would
quote that part of the Bible which
forbids a man from having two
wives. I said: “Yes sir: ‘No man
can serve two masters.”
I wonder if a woman with a
double chin talks twice as much as
other women?
An old man and his wife
from
town went to Philadelphia last
week and by mistake got into a
burlesque show. He said: “Gosh,
I bet they make money on these
shows. She said: “Heavens, no,
they can’t even afford to give the
poor girls enough clothes to wear.”

You know hats hide the bald
heads, balloon pants hide the bow
legs but why don’t they invent
something to hide the fat man’s
paunch?
at the postoffice on Sunday
some fellows were argueing
something that happened ten
ago. Out of which can you
Up
night
about
years

ONE LOT LADIES’
NEW SPRING COATS
$
95

0
Values
$15.00
"4.91
CHILDREN’S
DRESSES
Values to $6.

One Lot of Men's ¥ Young
Wool Suits
Well Made Garments
ONE LOT MEN'S AND
WOMEN'S
COLORED SLICKERS
RAYON SILK
A FAIR COLORIST

or

This young woman ascends a giddy
ladder every day to put finishing
touches to the “Rainbow City”—the
Sesqui-Centennial International Expo-
sition, opening in Philadelphia June 1
and continuing until December 1, to
celebrate the 150th anniversary of the
Declaration of American Independ-

Under this young woman's skillfu
hands the front of the Administration
Building of the Sesqui-Centennial In
ternational Exposition Associatior
quickly takes on a delightful aspect
She directs gardeners where to place
the small trees and shrubs about the
great stucco building. She is doing
her share to make the big celebration
of the 150th anniversary of the sign
ing of the Declaration of Independ
ence a success
Touch of Savagery

ence. She is one of an army of young
artists who are making the Sesqui a
colorful success.
ONE LOT
MEN'S SHOES
Work 51.00 00
Or Dress
to $25.00

E LOT LADIES’
AND CHILDREN’S
STOCKINGS
Values to 35c¢

$6.00

SALE WOMEN’S SHOES
ONE LOT WOMEN'S
LOW SHOES, PUMPS AND &
00
OXFORDS
Values
To $6.00

J
The civiilzed peoples are those that
pay the highest prices for beads.—
for which posters were printed at
this office or said sale is advertised
in the Bulletin.
Saturday, May 15th—At Florin
Hall, Florin, Pa., the usual large
list of anything and everything by
the Community Sales Co. Vogle,
auct.
Saturday, May 15—On the prem
ises on Marietta street, Mount Joy,
large lot of household goods by
Benjamin F. Stoner, executor of
Michael M. Stoner, deceased. Frank
auct, Also at same time and place
some household goods by Mrs.
Mary A. Stoner.
Saturday, May 22—At the form-
er Market House, Mount Joy, big
Community sale of anything and
everything by C. S. Frank & Bro.
Frank & Vogle, aucts.
Thursday, May 27—On the pre-
mises in East Donegal township,
live stock and farming implements
by Clarence S. Newcomer, Assign-
ee of F. G. Neidigh. See adver-
tisement.
Friday. evening, May 28—At
the Florin Hall, Florin Pa., the
regular big community sale of
anything and everything by Com-
munity Sales Company. Vogle, auct
Friday, May 28—On the premis-
es at No. 207 Mount Joy street,
Mount Joy, entire lot of household
goods by Mr. W. S. Espenshade.
Frank, auct.
Saturday, May 29—At the Mas-
tersonville Hotel "stables, Master-
sonville, big community sale by
Chas. Heller & Son. Gibble, auct.
Saturday, May 29—At 2:30 “a
his farm at Mastersonville, 50 head
cows and some shoats by E. H.
Witmer. Gibble, auct.
Saturday, June 5—At 7:30 P.
M., at the Bulletin Office, E. Main
street, Mount Joy, real estate by
Benj. F. Stoner, executor of Mich-
ael M. Stoner, dec. Frank, auct.
See advertisement.
The Bulletin is always prompt in

REPAIRING/
e public
and clock
sidence. All
Your pat-

I wish to inform
that I will do wa
repairing at my
work guaranteg
ronage solicipéd.
CHASY W. BAYLOR
Gyflduate of Bowman's
Teghinical School of Watch-
making, Lancaster, Pa.
o. 12 West Donegal Street
MOUNT JOY, PA.

for sale cheap. This i
fertilizer, has a
be bought rig

. J. ENGLE
MOUNT JOY, PA.
may 19-2t

Built for Speed
The sailfish is built for speed. He
has been known to run out 100 rods
of line in less than three seconds,
eel en.
Way of Large Fortunes
Many fortunes, like rivers, have a
pure source, but grow muddy as they
grow large.—J. Petit-Senn,
ee tll Erm

San Francisco Chronicle.

Values
To
EACH
PIECE
WOMEN’S AND
NEW SPRING

45

9
SALE MEN’S SHOES#
MEN'S WORK _ SHOES
MEN’S GAUZE SHIRTS
AND DRAWERS
WONDERFUL BARGAINS

BOYS’ SUITS
2 PR. PANTS
Values to $10.00
Men’
Overalls

the delivery of all printing.
TO CONTINUE OUR SALE ~
Owing to the Backward Season, We Will Continue Our Sale Ten Days Longs dnd Have
Lot of SEASONABLE MERCHANDISE of the Manufac

fier S
The Mt. Joy Bulletin costs orly
$1.50 per year.

Values
To 75¢
Values
To
$6.00

330

LOT
Tweeds,

MISSES’
HATS

s $1.50
Values to

aC
SHIRTS
CHILDREN’S 3-4 SOX
FANCY TOPS
SALE MEN’S SHOES
MEN’S DRESS SHOES
MEN’S DRESS
TROUSERS
Values to
ONE LOT MEN’S
AND BOYS’ CAPS
MEN’S WORK
$1.00 Values

27¢

$9.5

ONE LOT LiT
H SUITS
Jersey
and Fianneis
Values to $5.00

* iy

8

$1.00