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WEDNESDAY, MAY 12th, 1926 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. PAGE THREE

I think he’s gone too far. she will never come back again. So| I saw this ad in the “Wanted”! PRONUNCIAT AID |WORLD’S ONLY FIVE more than two hours of circus pro
BN for these and other blessings we are {column of a Lancaster paper: “The ONU ION RING CIRCUS COMING [gram. The tournament is the
0 W L- LAFFS A lady living on East Doengal very thankful for the quarantine.” |ladies of the Orange Street Church most dazzling yet devised. The
street went to Lancaster and bought Neetu have discarded clothes of all kinds. Rumor Now Confirmed Biggest Cir. |menagarie has been increased to
fifteen peeps. Next she went up to There was a time when bootleg-|Call at 222 Ww. Orange street and cus, Ringling Bros. and Bar- more than a thousand rare ani-
Engle & Carson’s and bought a gers were bums but now they’re!inspect them. num & Bailey Headed mals. The tent, which houses 2
cluck, gave her the peeps and didn’t financiers. A WISE OWL This Way them Is alioss 3s large 23 he Dis hog
bother for a week. When she —— —— a: sons,
looked after her flock she was much At a certain Sunday School all “MOTHER'S DAY” Yoo-hoo! Skinnay! Lookit, look- main-tent seats over 15,000 people.
surprised to see all the little chicks the pupils were asked to quote a By it! :
dead. : Bible verse when they dropped FOSTER TEA FRYE World's first and only five ring NERVES ALL UNSTRUNG?
Her neighbor said: “You must their pennies into the collection Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania | circus soming this way! A hun- rr
have fed them something that didn’t One little boy said: “A — |dred double-length railroad cars| yo 0 yoo Folly Should Find the
4 agree with “em. The lady replied: £54] and his money are soon part-|There's No one like a MOTHER, | loaded with the ten thousand won. Couse ond Correct
a “Heavens, no; I didn’t feed them oq» To Comfort all your Pain; of the Ringling Brothers an Are you all worn out? Feel tired
Janyiing : Ye thought the cluck FE. And Share your Joy, and Sorrow, Barnum & Bailey Combined Shows ey Ray Lid | ,
a {yous nurse en), There’s certainly a big difference | Thru Sunshine, an’ thru Rain. {that will Hy rE Orme constant backache; sharp twinges of
pn between being married in Turkey | Tis She who well can Banish, | Lancaster, May ai ith diz spells and -
I Yi IS De A i by! ty Never has there been more pain, too, with dizzy spells and an
(8 A local colored man who works the United States. In Turkey| The Things that oft’ Annoy; ever
| than three rings in the past. Now noying urinary disorders? Then
lthe famous brother showmen have |there’s cause for worry and more
fixed it so folks at the ends of |cause to give your weakened kidneys
for Clarence Schock went down the women never see their husbands |An’ thus make Life worth, Living,
| alley Sunday morning with a little pefore they are married and here| For both her Girl and Boy.
|fox terrier dog that had its tail ? {

BY |cropped. ‘““Grandpap” met the fel- ~~ There's No. one like a. Mother, the tent can see just as ‘much as Bel. Je Don ia :
O. W. L. low and during the conversation : : To Keep you Pure and Clean: lthose who sit near the middle. Im- [stimulant diuretic e 1eys.
: : nired: “Whose stump tail is Times certainly change. The An’ G or y Speech Action agine five big circus rings in a Mt. Joy folks recommend Doan’s
) [nga yo . 2 ua. Bible tells uy of a Lot that turned youl Speech an 4 with stages set in between. |for just such.troubles.
GF With Laughter |that?” The colored man replied: ; Phi 232 En From all that's Vile an’ Mean. row V o :
[“The dogs. into a pillar of salt and a fellow "0 “0p 0 quite can Reason, That means that five companies of | Mrs. Mary Cramer, 10 Lumber

here in town won one over in New
i © : TC | Or Ev-en Un-der-Stand;
A fellow down town went to Doc; You hear a lot about thin people York. Yevonsly thos turned out to. very Thoughts and Motions,
Heilig the other day to have abut fellows you have nothin’ on me. i» Like Mother, Dear and Grand.
tooth, which he had broken off,|I had a girl once who was so thin
performing horses, twenty-four in |St., Mt. Joy, says: “I had bearing
a group, are presented at one|down pains through my back and
time. The same is true with the |sharp twinges caught me when I
elephant actors—five herds all per- |bent over and it was difficult to get

crowned, Doc said: “How did this that when she drank a bottle of | Ralph Eshleman told me that No one like a Mother, forming stunts at one time. erect again. My housework was a
happen?” grape juice she looked exactly like [clothes give a man a lot of T, Fil] your Life with Joy; Big acts are the rule in the burden and I felt worn out. My
The chap replied: “Oh, I was|a thermometer. dence. It’s a cinch he’s right. He [who's Love no one can Fathom great new circus of 1926. Aside nerves were on edge, too. Head-
shiftin’ gears on a lolly-pop ” y db goes a lot of places with them that Nor can they F're Destroy ? from the hve Lrounes 3 borty aches were common and spots float-
sid : he’d hate to go without them. ir s| June Webster, des horses, two hundred others, each|ed before my eyes, dimming my
We have a chap here in town who [Tis She who knows your troubles cendant of the ridden by an expert in costume |sight. My kidneys were sluggish,
That is almost as bad as the fel-|claims he has the darndest luck. He «For Which she does prepare, famons lezicographer, Noah Webster. | drills. and splendid man-|too. Doan’s Pills from Chandler &

low who went to Donegal, Maytown |js almost bald-headed and in spite One of the young ladies from And Watches O’er you Always, presents a copy of her ancestor's work ie 2 A eres .
and Lobata Sunday a. on his | of that he must shave every other town was down at Maple Grove With Ten-der, Loving Care. to the Publicity Department of the him Of. She | Jens Co's. Drug Store drove the trogble
every day coat and hat on, thinking day. He, too, thinks nature makes |Sunday and since then she thinks | Sesqui-Centennial International Expo Sst are Vie highschool: ive 10 ou ;
k ; \y ’ y that a water moccasin is a wading | But S the Time C hy Sati ones are of the high-schoo ype 60c at all dealers. Foster-Milburn
1 te was dressed up. He only dis- | mistakes. . h ut soon e Time is Com-ing, sition Association to help them in pro |while a score of superb thorough-| oi LY
i covered his error when he couldn’t shoo, When Mother Pass-es On; ) nouncing properly the name of the |breds leap hurdles and barriers of Co., Mfrs, Buffalo. N. ¥.
' find a pack of chewing tobacco in The Board of Health at Lancaster | pang te win Soom more Empty, big events which opens June 1 to cele: [record height, The number of
his coat pocket. received the following letter |, I heard a man from Florin say: 2 2 he at length has Gone. brate the 150th anniversary of the |trained horses alone carried for Don’t Expect too Much
mp cently: “I wish to thank the city | Lhe average man is proof enough TR ile you have your Mother, signing of the Declaration of Independ. |this season’s program reaches the| High explosives can not do ev-
Here's another tough one. A |authorities for quarantining my that a women can take a joke. | ejoice, and then be Gay; ence There are many types of pro. |astounding total of three hundred erything even if they do have a
man on East Donegal street came |family and me for three weeks re- TT Jang try to make her Hap-py, aunciations heard but there is just one and fifty. lot of energy stored up in small
J home from Lancaster the other|cently because one of them had the A fellow was kidding me about 'p-on_this MOTHER'S D DAY. proper way Noah says It is. “Ses The equines but share honors in/packages. Inexperienced persons
3 night, put his umbrella to bed and |smallpox. During that time my wife | being flat-footed but I got square] Rwith-cen tor" nizl” with tha a cent on | the twenty-two displays. In addi-|often expect that they will in
slept in the sink. caught up with her sewing, we had [with him. I told him you can £0 | Kill Those Weeds the lable of the “8 oe tion to them are the eight hundred [some mysterious way accomplish
— three square meal; a day, as no further flat footed than you can on; Weeds take a tremendous toll | oy Bg ol esqui’ and | aerialists, bareback champions, gym |the impossible. Better know your
I was riding on the auto bus that |one came in and he was not per-ja flat time. from the farmers of the state ev. (3 [he Second syllables of the “conten nasty and high-wire artists. These explosives before using them.
operates between Elizabethtown and | mitted to leave; we enjoyed three Peo ery year. The Pennsylvania State | M2 embrace the world’s foremost men —-
Middletown the other day when I|weeks of good nights’ sleep, and It Did College has a series of weed leaf- ee and women stars including a host English farmers have been 'pro-
heard a Rheems lady say: {best of all, a cousin with four|Mary ate an onion stew, {lets which tell how to control the J ; 2 __|of recently imported foreign fea-|gocuted for selling apples contain- 7
Mr. Chaffer, pleas eoh please, children who had arranged to visit | (Obituaries say); Pia most troublesome weed pests. Write Nearly five million dollars in|tures. Some of these number | jpg 1-30 to 1-15 grain of arsenic
Won't you stop this car, us, saw the smallpox sign on the!And then she drank some iodine { for them to the Agricultural Pub-| money orders, checks and drafts is|families of nine, eleven and 5 pound. The poison came
And put this fresh young fellow off, door and left the town so scare d| To take her breath away. {lications Office, State College, Pa. | found annually in the dead letter [teen in an act. A hundred of the from insect spray.
office. world’s funniest clowns enliven the

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ONE LOT LADIES’ i ONE LOT Eb SALE MEN’S SHOES
NEW SPRING COATS g¢8 MEN'S SHOES § MEN’S WORK SHOES
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Yale; Work 3 °4.00 5 hy ues $ 87 3
CHILDREN'S 3-4 SOX
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MEN’S DRESS SHOES
AT
ALL COLORS
fo $20.00 $4.50
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ONE LOT
GIRLS’ SPRING COATS
Up to $12.00 $ 88
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MEN’S GAUZE SHIRTS
AND DRAWERS
EACH
PIECE C

ONE LOT Bl B One Lot of Men's 8 Young Men's Fine
GIRLS’ DRESSES :
Vatace | Wool Suits %
Up To C | Well Made Garments 95

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Vv ° STOCKINGS and Flannels
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BOYS’ SUITS
2 PR. PANTS
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DRESSES WOMEN'S $6.00 8 2 PR. PANTS
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MEN’S Dips
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; LOT MEN'S
ONE LOT WOMEN’S | RAYON SILK NE LOT WOMEN’S 8 AND BOYS’ CAPS 250
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