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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14th,
1926
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

PAGE THREE

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The Store That Gives S. & H. Green
Stamps

Never Before Has Been
Ladies’
In Mount Joy as these.
De Chenes, Flat Crepes,
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Two-piece Effect,
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STYLES AND COLORS
The Colors are the most beautiful that you have
Palmetto, Gray, Nude, Cocoa, Tan, Poudre Blue, Ap-
ple Green, Navy Blue and Black. ;
The Styles are the very newest shown this Spring;
Flare Skirts, Long Sleeves, Throw
Scarf, Tie Collar. A Special lot in stylish stout dresses.
Shown Such a Fine Lot of
Dresses
In Georgette Crepes, Crepe
Rayons and Prints.
Sizes
From
16 yrs.
to
54
Prices
Ranging
$1.98
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$19.95
Red, Bois De Rose, Sandal,

Wool & Fibre Rugs.
size 9x12, $10.50, $13.-
50, $14.50, $16.50 and
$17.50.
Extra Heavy Tapes-
try Rugs, size 9x12,
$24.50 and $28.50.
Printed Linoleum, 2
yards wide, yard
$1.50.
Felt Base Floor Covering, 2
per
Felt Base Rugs, size 9x12 .
Floor
Coverings

Printed Linoleum Rugs, size
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Black Kid, Gray, Tan
and Blonde.
Ox-
fords in the latest pat-
Young Men's
terns at a surprisingly
low price. Be sure to
look them over.
at $1.00, $1.49 and $1

Pumps and Oxfords

98.

Campbell's Beans, 3Cans .........
Our Own Blend Coffee, Per Lb
.... 23¢
44c

Spreadit Oleomargarine, Per Lb ....
25¢

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P. 8G Soap, Per Bar...
Elbow Macaroni, 3 Lbs for
4c
35¢

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CREE
Shoe Peg or Crushed Corn, Per Can
2 for 19¢.
Apple Butter, Large Can
10c
80c

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Wheat Meats, Per Pkg
A Whole Wheat Food.
25¢c

The Flavor
Boiled Ham, Per Quarter Lb
Heinz Rice Flakes, Per Pkg
is Fine.
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18¢

Bread, Per Loaf
Every Loaf Wrapped.
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Jelly, Per Glass. ©.
An Assortment
10c : 2 for 19¢
of Flavors.

Waldorf Toilet Paper,
Wisconsin Sweet Peas,
6 Cans for 75¢
4 Rolls
Per Can
25c¢
14c

Nice and
Picnic Shoulders, Per Lb :
Lean.

Chow Chow, Per Bottle
15¢

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Franklin Granulated Sug

ar 25 Ib Sacks $1.42

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Best Butter
Made Lb 50¢
You will Taste the Difference
As Good as the Average Butter

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Good Quality Butter 48c
that Sells for More Money.

H. H. KRALL
EC CS

I always have on hand anything in
the line of
SMOKED MEATS, HAM, DRIED
BEEF, BOLOGNA, LARD, ETC.
Also Fresh Beef, Veal Pork, Mutton
Krall’s Meat Market
West Main St., MOUNT JOY
STONE
order

Before placing your
elsewhere, see us.
Crushed Stone. Also manufac-
turers of Concrete Blocks, Sills
ahd Lintels.

fan J. N. STAUFFER & BRO.
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Certified Seed Potatoes
We have to offer choice cer-
tified Irish Cobblers and Mich-
igan Russets from the best
source obtainable. The fields
from which these potatoes
were grown were personally
selected by Dr. Nixon and are
free of diseases.
$4.30 per bushel.
$10.25—4-bag lots.
$10.50—21/% bushel bag.
PHONE
D. M. WOLGEMUTH, Florin
OR WRITE
R. B. ZOOK, R. 1, Mount Joy
mar. 10-tf

Don. W. Gorrecht
37 WEST MAIN STREET

Jeweler
Watchmaker—Engraver

Subscribe for The Bulletin.

Our classified ads bring results.

REBUILT
REO SPEEDWAGONS
Prices Right

1—1923 Chevrolet Chassis.
1—Ford Ton Truck. Run less
than 500 miles; price right.
STRICKLFR’S GARAGE
MAYTOWN, PA.

Ice Cream, Groceries and
Confections
Famous Chincotague
Salt Oysters
BRANDT BROS.
Mount Joy Street Mount Joy, Pa.

WE SPECIALIZE
in all styles of
LADIES’ and CHILDREN’S
HAIR BOBBING
Milady Shoppe st: Men
Street

MT. JOY FRUIT ©
POULTRY FARM
DONEGAL SPRINGS STREET

CHICKS CHICKS
For a good quality of strong.
hearty day-old White Leghorn and
Red Chicks see us. Also custom
hatching. Price reasonable.
Jacob E. Wolgemuth
Phone 63R3 MT. JOY, PA.
feb. 17-tt

Kaylor's Garage
General Auto
REPAIRING
CAR GREASING A SPECIALTY
All Kinds of Tires and Accessories
Phone 119R3
Marietta St., Adjoining Groff Bldg.

It is a rare thing to find \a de-
fect in the eye of a rabbit. 3
| certain bootlegger
hen coop
that he is a bad egg.
will be between the wets and

OWL-LAFFS

(On With Laughter)

ld
This morning I met one of the
{worst crabs I ever heard of. He
was very much down in the mouth oy
‘and knocked everything and every- the use of
body. 2
guy will be satisfied with his It is
when he is buried in it.
About the only time that
Just because tne police found a
hiding in
is pretty good evidence
A woman from Landisville came
to town Saturday wearing a heavy
{black veil and at that I heard her |
lask a lady
friend if her nose was
Sam Miller laugh just because it
could not have been his daughter.
If we ever have another war, it
the
drys. At least, that’s what a cer-
tain man on West Main street
thinks, but if he would loaf around
the postoffice some evening he'd
think the war had already started.

Advice, Fellows
must winter and summer a
girl, my boy,
In order to thoroughly know her.
The opera shows you her upper
half—
The bathing beach her lower.
You

It seems to me that the modern
dresses of today just show to what
lengths some women will go to
get a man.
She's in again. Dumb Dora
thinks the radio wave lengths con-
cern marcelling.

A woman from
town went to
Lancaster market and put hen
vanity to good use. She brought
home over $9 worth of bacon in it.
A certain farmer business
thinks that life would be
if it were not for two
blondes and brunettes.
man
all right,
things—

A young fellow from town went
to the recruiting station at Lancas-
ter and wanted to join the army.
He was asked “for how long?”
and he said duration. The man
told him there wasn't any war
now and he said: “I know that
darned well, but I mean duration
of peace.”

A yard of silk, a yard of lace.
A wisp of tulle to:give it grace;
A flower placed where flowers go;
hi skirt knee high, the back waist
ow;
One shoulder strap, no sign of
sleeve,
If she should cough, Good Morn-
ing, Eve!

My wife, who has always been
more or less of an iceberg, has
started kissing me of late every
time I enter the house. Some,
fellow said: “That's affection, my
boy”, but I'm no fool; I know
better. It’s suspicion.
A maid entered a suburban bus,
And firmly grasped a strap,
And every time they hit a hole
She sat in a different lap.
The holes grew deeper, the jerking
worse
Till at last she gasped with ga
__ Smile,
“Will someone kindly tell me,
please,
How many laps to a mile?”
A chap down town went to one
of our doctors and told him he
had a cold or something in his
head. The doctor said: “Yes, it
must be a cold.”

A Sad Mistake
One of our local residents was
a grand juror recently and when
the jury went ‘thru the jail, he saw
Let’s go wheel,
To fumble in purse,
To take out powder rag—
Good Night, Nurse.

I know a young lady in this
town who has a very magnetic
personality. Every darn thing she
wears is charged.

“Henny” Garber, the west
baker, tells a very good story
about snow in May, but Henry
Stauffer knows a good one too
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a certain local colored man. This
conversation followed:
“How come yo’ in jail again,
Rastus?”’
“A case of mistaken identity.”
“Who did they mistake yo’ Tor?”
“Didn’t mistake me foh nobody.
Ah mistook a prohibition agen’
foh a good customer.”
A man, who was recently arrest-
ed for running down a woman in
broad daylight on a straight
stretch of road, told the quire
that it was duc to the fact that
he had too blamed many safety | 3%
first stickers on his wind-shield.
Girl in a Flivver,
Going like blazes,
Tickled all over at dust she raises;
Home Health Club
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX-
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H. REEDER
| a ne
SPRING MEDICINE: In the years
gone by most people thought they
{must take a “spring medicine” in
{order to prepare for the change in
{the season and be ready for the
| spring and summer work. Happily,
| the idea is passing and it is because
of education.
The Home Health Club has been
{one of the educational factors but
! there are still many people who do
‘not realize that changed conditions
| and changed methods of living have
ichonged the diet of the people as
well as their habits.
I can, myself, remember the time
| when the people prepared for win-
| ter by the fall butchering. I have
! seen seven or eight big hogs, a large
| steer, and several sheep slaughtered

at these fall roundups, and all for |g
hired | =
the family, their
{help and guests. Then a load of
| wheat and a load of corn was taken
{to the neighborhood grist mill and

i ground for the family bread.
cellar was filled with potatoes, on-
| ions, turnips, cabbage, carrots, and
{ after that the family spent the day |
‘going to town for the fall buying.
All kinds, of food not produced on
{the farm was purchased in quanti-
| ties sufficient to last through the,
| Ww nter. |
An enormous
| next move, -and then let the winter
yards wide, per yard 98c shiny. It -do beat all. }eome, The windows. are all sealed
| tightly and the storm doors fixed to
BINT salves ene $12.95 One of our doctors told a lady | keep out cold, but they also shut
Fak patient recently that she would ' out most of the fresh air. About
BX $ 2.98 have to be operated on for appen-|the only thing that prevented a
dicitis. She appeared very much | serious disaster was the fact that
excited and said: “Oh, doctor, | there were very few stoves, no fur- .
will the scar show?” | naces and no gas. The open fire-
The doctor said: “Not unless place served as a splendid source of
you go into the movies.” ventilation and carried poisoned air
{ Smart | out of the living rooms, but not
“Although she was only an elec- [from the bed rooms.
{trician’s daughter she gave me a| Then began a season of physical
jheck of a shock,” said a young | idleness, nothing to do but eat, pork,
fellow from Elizabethtown who { beans and potatoes, tea and hot bis-
{called on a girl here. That made | cuits. No wonder they needed a
i spring medicine.
Today, even in the smaller towns
of the northern states, we find no
isuch hibernating. Fresh fruits and
vegetables may be easily procured
the year around and there is prac-
Itically no change in the physical
(activities. Even the farmer finds
{plenty to do and a much better
plan to wear out than to rust out.
When proper diet is used, the
human machine will not wear out
in two or even even three hundred
years,
In this time, we will all know
how to live in order to retain a
healthy normal body as well as a
healthy normal mind for several
centuries.
That this is a statement of fact
and not guess work or idle dream-
ing is easily proven by observation
of scientists who have investigated
the condition of a race of people
in the far East. No really old
people, such as we see daily, were
found and yet it was not at all
uncommon for both men and wo-
men to be active, energetic and
happy at ages running from 259
to 300 years.
You have been cheated. Don’t]
cheat your children. Give them a!
chance to see the developments of
the next 200 years. I will help
you to do it.
RHEEMS
Mrs. Grace Garber spent
day at Lancaster last week,
ping.
Masons started to erect the
cellar walls for the modern homes
of Roy Heisey and John Wagner,
at Rheems.
Miss Miriam K. Bard,
from Springfield, Mass, is spend-
ing one week’s vacation at the
home of her parents at Rheems.
Herman Snyder, of
sterilized the large tobacco plant
garden for A. S. Bard the past
few days. It required 83 pans, at
twenty minutes each.
Charles Ricedorf, near Rheems,
who was the first to plant tobacco
May 28, 1925, was the first to
sow his 1926 seed on his sterilized
beds. These were prepared by
Harvey Hoffman, of Rheems.
Ricedorf may increase his
age over 1925,
Mr. and Mrs. John Walmer en-
tertained the following guests at
their home at Rheems last Sun-
day: Mrs. Mary Nye, Mrs. Rosie
Nitraner and Mrs. Sadie Porter, of
Hummelstown; Mr. and Mrs. Har
ry Nye, of Lititz; Mrs. Emma Ni-
traner, of Elizabethtown; Phares
H. Landis, Mr. and Mrs. Stehman
Landis and daughter, of Rheems.
The following persons spent
last Sunday at the home of Mrs.
Grace Garber at Rheems: Mr.
Mrs. Kurtz Stokes and son, Don-
ald, Mr. and Mrs. John Garber
and sons, Gerald, and John,
daughter, Elverda, of Highspire;
Mr. and Mrs, H. Hassinger, of
Florin; Mr. and Mrs. Lee Hassing-

one
shop-
teacher
acre-

bethtown.
ait Ul
Treat Oats for Smut
In Pennsylvania oat smut caused |

a loss of more than two bushels
per acre last year. Pennsylvania
State College specialists say that
seed treatment, costing two cents
an acre, prevents smut and so aec-
tually increases the ‘yield by two
bushels an acre. :
—— eee.
Protect Early Plants {
Do you have a supply of spray
materials or dusts to protect the |
7 plants? Many gardeners fav-
or the application of bordeaux mix-
t > or copper dust to tomato, egg
, and celery plants while they
frames
et in the cold
which he tells about
flappers.

girl down
heard tell her mother
like this: “Mama, please
starch my petticoats so much.
much starchiness makes the
ness scratch my bareness.”
A little town was
something
don’t
So
stiff-
That’s just about the same as
the little girl from town who went
to Lancaster on the train. She
was so small that her mother did
not buy a ticket for her. The
conductor came along and asked
the little girl how old she was.
She said: “I'd rather pay my fare

All

Rheems,

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MALTOLEUM
is just what is needed in
the treatment of general
debility resulting from
chronic coughs.
Exceptionally fine as a
tonic in bronchiel affec-
tonic in bronchial affec-
orders.
A large size bottle.
79¢c
E. W.' GARBER
7ie Rexall Store
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| Round Trip
a SUNDAY EXCURSION
Philadelphia
A City of Historic Interest
Sunday, May 2
Special Through Train Leaves
Mount Joy ....... 7:49 A. M.
Stopping at principal stations
between Harrisburg and Lan-
caster.
Returning, leaves Philadelphia
(Broad St. Station) 7 P. M.
See Independence Hall, open
1 to 4 P. M., Memorial Hall
and Academy of Fine Arts,
open 1 to 5 P. M.; Commercial
and University Museums, Fair-
mount Park, Zoological Gar-
den, and the many other ob-
jects of interest of “The
Quaker City.”
Pennsylvania Railroad
The Standard Railroad of the
World a

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Rotary Sewing Machines
All styles, including Elec-
trics, Oil, Needles, Repairing
Nnd parts for all machines at
H. BAKER’S
133 E. King St..
LANCASTER, PENNA.
Ind. Phene 116Y

Mr. |
YCU
pay 6% for the moncy you borrow
to buy a home or to use in your
business. Would you pay an extra
1% tc have this loan paid for you
if you should die before you have
had time to repay it? May we tell
you how? Mail coupon for full in-
formation.

J. W. ECKENRODE & SON,
48 North Queen St.,
Lancaster, Pa.

No
mar. 31-tf
Paper
Hanging
Wish to inform the public I am
in the Paper Hanging business again
work at reasonable

and will do
prices.
Have a large line of up-to-date
samples to select from, and can save
you from 25 to 40% on your paper.
solicited.
Your patronage
C. A. WEALAND
23 E. Main St. MT. JOY, PA.
Next Door to U. B. Parsonage
HOW ARE YOUR SHOES?
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG
BRING THEM IN
City Shoe

and keep it a secret.” ;
A WISE OWL

Repairing Uompany
50-52 S. Queen St.\ Lancaster, Pa,