WEDNESDAY,. JAN, 13th, 1926 THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA. CELE RE EEE 7 = BEGIN YOUR NEXT MERRY XMAS. NOW If you had started saving a few cents a week a year ago today, how much easier it would have been to buy gifts this year. And how much merrier would the Christmas be with more and bet- ter gifts to hand to father or mother, sister or sweetheart, wife or daugh- ter, or to the little kiddies that want them most? Join Our Xmas. Savings Club--Now Open And be ready with a nice snug bank account when Christmas comes again. The plan is simple, easy and satisfactory in every detail. Here it is: In Class 1, you pay 1 cent the first week, 2 cents the second week, 3 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total $12.75. In Class 2, you pay 2 cents the first week, 4 cents the second week, 6 cents the third week, and so on for 50 weeks. Total $25.50. In Class 5, you pay 5 cents the first week, 10 cents the second week, 15 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total $63.75. . You May Reverse The Payments If You Wish To Do So For instance, in Class 2, the payments start with 2 cents and end with $1.00. If you wish you may pay $1.00 the first week and 2 cents less each week until the last payment is 2 cents, and so on with all the classes. We also have five classes in which the payments are always the same, as follows: Class 10-S—10 Cents Each Week, Total $ 5.00 Class 25—25 Cents Each Week, Total § 12.50 Class 50—50 Cents Each Week, Total $ 25.00 4 Class 100—$1.00 Each Week, ...Total $ 50.00 Class 200—$2.00 Each Week, .. . Total $100.00 Class 500—$5.00 Each Week, ...Total $250.00 You may join as many classes as you wish. Interest Is Allowed On All Classes At The Rate of 4 Per Cent Every member of the family may join, from the youngest to the oldest—your neighbor and all their children are sure to join. No mem- bership fee. OPEN NOW Come into the bank and let us tell you all about the plan. THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK MOUNT JOY, PENNA. 4 4 ad Bs YEA at, AO iy A AS | on ST TT TT TO TA TA A RE RA RS SE SS SA SA RA TAT ASA SATE RA RATS RET RATA RE RA FIRST NATIONAL TT TE TT SR SS SSA SA RS SS RE RAN PATA RANA PATE SSR RATATAT ESATA TARR ATA RATA ROSETTE FETE Christmas— Time to Save 4 Percent. Interest New Christmas Savings Clubs are now starting at this Bank, ‘and you are most cordially invited to join. A small amount deposited weekly will insure you a handsome sum for next year’s Christ- mas Shopping. MOUNT JOY, PA. Percent. Interest BANK 8 ae 'phia visited | “Here lies the body of Jane Smith, hu | which {'ose who had ; p' wore excepted from the Indemnity - 0. Ww. L. ! (On With Laughter) No matter how tough things break for you, remember that kick- img won’t get you a thing outside of in a foot ball game. While at Lancaster a few days ago I saw a fellow running up Prince street. I asked what was wrong and he said a young chap stole his car. I said: “Well you’ll never catch him.” He said: “O yes I will. He forgot the tool kit.” I told that one to Lester Roberts and he said: “I'll bet a plugged dime that the car stolen wasn’t a Hudson or an Essex.” A lady went to Hauer’s store and decided to kid one of the clerks so she said: “Have you any eggs with- out chickens in them?” The clerk replied: “Sure; duck eggs.” Harry Darrenbamp asked one of his frequent callers: “What has four legs and leaves?” The fellow didn’t know and Harry said: “A rat up at my barn when my neighbor’s big cat appears.” Recently a fellow from Philadel- friends here. At the table the chap took what he thought was a portion of butter on his knife but in reality was limburger cheese. Then he whispered to the fellow be- side him: “That butter is strong as lightning.” One of our young bloods went to the Capitol theatre at Lancaster the other evening and when one of the comedians said that ‘young men part their hair in the middle be- cause there must be an alley in every block”, he felt so darn guilty that he walked out. You know some folks kid the single men for not gettin’ married but really you can’t blame ’em. It takes war heroes er men with an awful lot of courage to live with some of the women nowadays. There is more cooperation among wild animals than most people rea- lize, says a Florin man. He thinks the stork and the wolf usually work in the same neighborhood. This morning a man asked the writer of this column if writing a joke pays. I told him its darn funny Pays to Advertise On a tombstone in a cemetery near Ozark, Ark., is this inscription: beloved wife of Thomas Smith, mar- ble cutter. This monument was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and as a specimen of his work. Monuments of the same styie, $250.” John Keener, at Maytown, will erect these kind if any one wants them and we presume Jimmy Glat- felter would too. A man on Mount Joy street came up town Monday with a black eye. I asked him how it happened. He said he insisted on having his rights at home and his wife threw a few lefts in in the bargain. Love and Marriage He was introduced to me and called me—*“Miss Mabel.” Half an hour later, he called me —*“Mabel.” He took me out and called me— “Kid.” During our engagement, he called me—*‘Sweetie.” On our honeymoon, he called me —“Tootsum.” ix months after the marriage, he called me—*‘Dear.” After five years, he calls 1” “Hey, you! me-— I met a man from Florida yester- day. I asked him if he wasn't go- ing south this Winter and he said: “No, I made so much money last Summer that I can’t afford to stay at home. I asked Arthur Hendrix why wo- men are frequently called angels and he said he thinks its because they are always harping on some- thing. Dan Cupid is a marksman poor, Despite his love and kisses; For while he always hits the mark, He’s always making Mrs. Dr. Snyder was called to a cer- tain home and he said to the lady of the house: “Madam, your husband is quite ill.” She replied: “0, I do hope its nothing trivial.” A fellow here in town says that he thinks a lot of bootleggers save themselves by giving a case to the jury. Ficues don’t lie but oh, vou fig- nres, said one of our young bloods after he came home from the bur- lesque show at Columbia last Tues- day night. I t € t paign by the agricultural experi- | Banking House, ); Furniture ment slations and the Federal De- | and Fixtures, $8,704.00 33,704.00 c. Overdrafts, Schedule partment of Agriculture, aided by reserve with Federal Re A—Trusts, none. realization of the very evident | Cash in “vault and amount due No d. Cash balance ...... danger, resulted in more seed corn from national banks 75,349.07 " being field selected and dried than Zoral of ltems 9, 10, 1%, 15 and Total Trust Funds ....$18 ever opefore. Finally, unusually fa- | misceilancons cash’ items. or. aires | Corporate Trusts, vorable weather during Sentem | Redemption fund with U. S. Tr Total amount (i. e. face ber and October permitted much | urer and due from U. S. Trusts under deeds of trust ( } i i 1 d fers an interesting contrast to that for last year, says the poorest in many years. As a | consequence there was every indica tion that Therefore an seed corn was available for plant- | Capital stock paid in — ng in 1925. Surplus fund ......... - Undivided profits selection of seed corn was put off facts and contributed to a prospective seed corn situation next spring while not serious, may be unfavor- October was low, zero weather oc curring over than half of | ter, ss: the State. than 20 per cent of subjected to such Conditions similar to those in Iowa Belt. Farmers who did not have their { Correct—Attest: seed corn out of the field the first freeze should test it for germination as soon as Directions for tests may be had from their State | RepPorRT OF C( agricultural experiment station or \TI0 the United States Agriculture. A preliminary test of two kernels from each of 100 ear: of the AUCTIONEER WEBSTER ietta St., household goods by Hen- ry Evans. stock and imp. by Martin Greiner. Joy, stock, fur. by Mary Snyder. J February Miscellaneous cash items 57.80 Sat. 13—Nr. Mt. Joy, household | Redemption fund with U. S Treas- goods, poultry sup. by Sam. Hoff- man. stock and imp. by Allen Geib. stock and imp. by Almus Earhart. DON'T GUESS ABOUT SEED COR | Seed corn for 1926 planting of- | United ‘States | Jepartment of Agriculture. From he standpoint of there would not be snough seed corn to go around in he spring of 1925. An active cam- orn to dry in the field without yeing damaged for seed purposes. abundance of good In contrast, the summer ~° 1925 was unusually favorable for the | Certified checks outstanding 316.95 | pany as Trustee to secure rapid development of corn. The Cashier's checks outstanding oh 577.06 | Collateral Trust Bonds, no crop went into September in ex- Potal of items 22, 33, 24, $504.05 State of Pennsylvania, cellent condition and the prospects subject to Lancaster, ss: for seed corn were the best. Field check einen 318,010.44 I. R. Fellenbaum, Casl n many cases because of these early vefore many farmers had heir seed. These conditions have able. In Iowa, for example, the tem- erature during the last week in more Corn containing more -uined for seed purposes temperatures yeccurred over much of the Corn before possible conducting such kind to be other arrangements GIBBLE’S 1926 SALE LIST January Sat. 1 —In Mt. Joy, 333 Mar Thurs. 28—Nr. Greentree Church Sat. 30—Four mi., north of Mt. Wed. 24—Near Chiques Church, lements and stock by Irvin Stoner. March 2—Near Mastersonville, Thurs. 4—Near Uni 5 nurs. 4—Near Union Square, tock and imp. by Sam. Nornhold m » Tr [ Tues. 6—Nr. Breneman’s School, Wed. 10—Nr. Mt, Hope Church, stock and imp. by Francis Shreiner Thurs. 11—North of Manheim stock and imp. by Samuel Shonk. Sat. 13—Near Elizabethtown stock, and imp. by Isaac Koser. Tues. 1.—At Naumanstown, stock and imp. bv John Houser. ~ Thurs. 18—Nr. Union Square, ‘mp., stock, fur. by Amos Nissley. > IS EVERY DAY A BACKACHE DAY? Mount Joy Folks Have Found the Cause and Corrected It Is your back lame and achy? Are you tortured with sharp, rheumatic pains; miserable with headaches, dizzy spells and kidney irregulari- ties? No wonder, then, you feel worn-out and discouraged. But have you given any thought to your kid- neys? You should! Weak kidneys cause just such troubles. Don’t risk neglect! Use Doan’s Pills—a stim- ulant diuretic to the kidneys. Here's a Mount Joy case. Mrs. E. S. Hendrix, 106 E. Don- gal St., says: “A cold settled on my kidneys and I had dull pains in the small of my back. When 1 bent over, it was all I could do to straight- ef up. Mornings by back was sore and lame and it ached continually. I had headaches, too, and spots came before my eyes. My kidneys also acted irregularly. Doan’s Pills from Garber’'s Drug Store rid me of the trouble.” 60c, at all dealers. Foster-Mil- burn Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y. et Gp QE rrr ROWENNA Evangelistic meetings the Church of God, here, evening. The meetings will begin each evening w 1 song service in charge of the pastor, D. IE. Breneman, 7 o'clock Sunday and 7:15 week day evenings. Monday evening, Rev. W. H. Shades, pas- tor of the Church of God, Colum- bia, will bring the gospel messages nightly. Rev. Shade is an evan- gelist of marked ability. Sunday 1 Ss Modern Home Cheap A new house, six rooms and bath, on West Donegal street, Mt. Joy, for sale. Brick with asbestos shing- le roof. All conveniences. Posses- sion now. If you want a good home, free from expensive repairs for years, buy this property. Jno. FE. Schroll, Phone 41R2, Mount Joy. tf DE ee L Here’s a Nice Home ; ! Who wants a nice brick proper'y, on corner with wide lot on side, on Well, here’s hoping this cold weather keeps up. Its about the i only time in the year that my wife cares for me. A WISE OWL. warrant for the execution of Charles I'brary of the House of Lords. This warrant was produced bv Colonel Harker after the evidence upon signed it | | = | The original tion and was the Act. | | is in the] Restora | | MARCELLING Milady Shoppe ste” Marietta street, one of our most beautiful residential streets, for only $4,500. This property won't last long at that price so don’t de- lay if you are interested. tf BOBBING SHINGLING CURLING and REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE UNION | NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK AT MT. maturing corn, Overdrafts, the summer of 1924 was one of | All other United States securities, none. Government Securities . 244,350.00 b. Advances and loans Total wos omens 344,350.00 from general uninvested Other bonds, stocks, securities, etc 439,635.26 g Other assets, if any State, county, or other municipal freezes occurred | Dividends unpaid : selected | Other demand deposits 163.37 | belief. 4 Certificates of deposit (other than which, Other time deposits Bills payable (including all obliga- Nissly Rots : amed bank, do solemnly affirm that the moist ¢ | named bank, dc olemnly affi ! ure 1 above statement is true to the best of my when knowledge and belief. OF THE TRUST Sth.day of January, 26. LANDISVILLE IN THE STATE be of SYLVANIA, “AT THE CLOS planted will Loans and discounts, in- show whether the seed can be used or whether i must be made. Deposited to secure circu- Other bonds, Banking House rear Furniture and Fixtures Cash in vault and amount due stock, imp., hld. goods by S. Shelly | Capital stock paid in oo. Sat. 27—Nr. Union Square, imp- [52 OY, IN THE STATE OF PENNSYLVAN- A, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS ON JECEMBER 31, 1925. RESOURCES loans and discounts, in- cluding rediscounts Total loans J I 0 I JOY, PA.,, LOCATED AT JOY, LANC. CO., PA., OD] eT DAY OF DECEMBER, 1925 SIAL 7 2.51. | Permanent Investments, viz: ry Mortgages .....sen Other investments .17, Temporary Investments, viz: Mortgages and other secured, none; unse- a. cured 2 * 75.88 b. Deposited to secure circu- lation (U. S. bonds par value) ....$100,000.00 a. cash, none gages executed by Corpora the Company as Trustee to § sues of corporate bonds, $125,000.00 | Equipment Trusts, none 275,000.00 Total amount of seeuriti 50.953. : x ax led by Corporations with Total LIABILITIES rculating notes outstanding above named Bank, dg 30,000.00 | affirm that the above § : 12.00 | true to the best of my kn deposits secured by pledge of as- sets of this bank or surety bond Total of demand deposits 348,185.8 R. FELLENBA . 761,542.27 Subscribed and affirm tl cere. 386,862.63 | me this 6th day of Jag Iota] of time deposits. 1,148,404.90 WwW. M. Hollowbush, My commission expires 25,000.00 | Correst—Attest: = J. S. CARMAN AMOS N. MUS H. H. MYERS REPORT OF TH] for money borrowed) tions representing money borrow- ed other than rediscounts) Total State of Pennsylvania, County IL HN. Cashier of the above- H. N. NISSLY, Cashier. | OF THE UNION Subscribed and affirmed to before me this | JOY BANK, LOCA MAIN ST., MOUNT AS OF 31st DAY ( EO mare Permanent Investmg BIE 6 RES AN a. Mortgages, I. M. BRENEMAN H. S. NEWCOMER b. Other Inves Directors | Temporary Invest a. Mortgages ag DITION OF THE FIRST securities ... K OF L:NDISVILLE AT b. Advances a¥ OF PENN from gen OF BUSI- od . Ze eral NESS ON DECEMBER 31, ed cash «as RESOURCES c¢. Overdrafts, 8 A—Trust ...4 d. Cash balan Public 1,- 6, 1929. Annie C. Blens « My commission expire NATIONAL B! $281,832.13 $281,832.13 cluding rediscounts Total loans Total Trust F Corporate Trust Total amount 65,850.00 Trusts und .. 236.731.70 | mortgages e to the Com cure issues ON 17.76.30 | cluding Equipy Total amoy posited by Company as § of Collaterals State of Pi Lancaster, ssi 5, HH. N. above nam affirm that true to the and belief. lation (U. S. bonds par value) .. All other U. curities Total $35,000.00 S. Govt. se- 30,850.00 stocks, securit 8 12,600.00 Lawful reserve with Federal Re- serve Bank from national banks 13,969.55 Amount due from State banks, 1d trust companies in ed States »f Items 9, 10, 11, 2 and 13 1,070.40 $15,039.95 urer and due from U. S. Total LIABILITIES lus fund divided profits iting notes -r’s checks ot tal of Items 22, and 26 Individual deposits subject to Subseribd ne this 6tH Annie C. H 70 i My con 1929. Correct— >, but less 15.989.39 H. Ty mm demand deposits $128,257.49 T: cates of deposit (other than I 223 460 53 for money borrowed) | 1] of t is deposits $ )7 : REPOS Jills payable (including all obliga- OF I'H tions representing money borrow- PANY, ed other than rediscounts) 29,000.0 ~A d Notes and bills rediscounted 46,000.00 LANCA THE CEMBH $631,629.88 e of Pennsylvania, County of Lancas- . N. Summy, Cashier of the above Reserve, vamed bank, do solemnly swear that the Cash; above statement is true to the best of my note knowledge and belief. D J. N. SUMMY, Cashier. | YU€ Subscribed and sworn 5th day of January, 1926 Henry HH. K My commission expit Correct—Attest: ELMER L. SNAVELY JACOB H. MUSSER SU M. L. SWARR to before me this pry age , Notary Public es Feb. 21st, 1927 Nic} Directo REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE FIR NATIONAL BANK OF MOUNT JOY A MOUNT JOY IN THE STATE OF PE SYLVANIA, AT THE CLOSE NESS ON DECEMBER 31, 1925. RESOURCES Loans and discounts, in- cluding rediscounts $1,003,538.05 Total loans $1,003,538.03 Overdrafts, secured, none; unse- cured Deposited to secure circu- lation (U. S. bonds par 82.97 VARINEY |. $125,000.00 All other United States Government Securities 238,835.17 Total Other bonds, stocks, securities Banking House Furniture and fixtures 3,107. Lawful reserve with Federal Re- serve Bank 64,822.37: Cash in vault and amount due from national banks 49,81 Checks on other banks in the same city or town as reporting LIABILITIE Capital stock paid in - Surplus fund a Undivided i its $54,606.84 Reserved for 3 Reserved for taxes, interest, etc., accrued 3 ‘irculating notes outstanding . Amount due to State banks, bankers, and trust companies in the United States Certified checks outstanding Cashier's checks outstanding Total of Items 22, 23, 2 25 and 26 vss $3,227.74 Individual deposits subject to osses 10,092.8; Cc C Cer than 30 days money borrowed) ag State, county, or other municipal deposits secured by pledge of s of this bank or surety cates of deposit due in less (other than for Dividends unpaid — Total of demand deposits $527,490.8 Certificates of deposit (other tha for money borrowed) Other time deposits Total of time deposits ...$828,6), U. S. Govt. securities borrowed Bills payable (including all igations representing money other than rediscounts) ies other than those al stated ste . Total State of Pennsylvania, Count ter, ss: , R. Fellenbaum, Cashier named bank, do solemnly a§ above statement is true to knowledge and belief. R. FELLENH Subscribed and affirmed to 6th day of January, 1926. Wm. M. Hollowbush, My commission expire