The Mount Joy bulletin. (Mount Joy, Penn'a.) 1912-1974, January 06, 1926, Image 3

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BEGIN YOUR NEXT

MERRY XMAS. NOW
If you had started saving a few cents a. week a year ago today, how
much easier it would have been to buy gifts this year.
And how much merrier would the Christmas be with more and bet-
ter gifts to hand to father or mother, sister or sweetheart, wife or daugh-
ter, or to the little kiddies that want them most?
Join Our Xmas. Savings Club--Now Open
And be ready with a nice snug bank account when Christmas comes
again. The plan is simple, easy and satisfactory in every detail. Here
it is:
In Class 1, you pay 1 cent the first week, 2 cents the second week,
3 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total $12.75.
In Class 2, you pay 2 cents the first week, 4 cents the second week,
6 cents the third week, and so on for 50 weeks. Total $25.50.
In Class 5, you pay 5 cents the first week, 10 cents the second week,
15 cents the third week and so on for 50 weeks. Total $63.75.




You May Reverse The Payments If You Wish To Do So
For instance, in Class 2, the payments start with 2 cents and end
with $1.00. If you wish you may pay $1.00 the first week and 2 cents
less each week until the last payment is 2 cents, and so on with all the
classes.
We also have
same, as follows:
five classes in which the payments are always the


 

Class 10-S—10 Cents Each Week, Total $ 5.00
Class 25—25 Cents Each Week, Total $ 12.50
Class 50—50 Cents Each Week, Total $ 25.00
Class 100—$1.00 Each Week, ...Total $ 50.00
be Class 200—$2.00 Each Week, .. . Total $100.00
Class 500—$5.00 Each Week, ...Total $250.00
You may join as many classes as you wish.

Interest Is Allowed On All Classes At The Rate of 4 Per Cent
Every member of the family may join, from the youngest to the
oldest—your neighbor and all their children are sure to join. No men-
bership fee.
OPEN NOW
Come into the bank and let us tell you 211 about the plan.
THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.

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New Christmas Savings Clubs are now star’
at this Bank, and you are most cordially
to join. A small amount deposited weekly ll
insure you a handsome sum for next year's Chri
mas Shopping.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
MOUNT JOY, PA.


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BULLETIN, MOUNT 10Y, LANCASTER CO., PA.




THE OLD WEST IN ACTION


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August 15.

into the atmosphere of the real West.
real West.
organize and
this year for cowboy contests.
the promise of their owners.
(Photo of cowboy copyright by Doubleday.)
All highways and byways this year lead enticingly to the Chicago Roundup
and World's Championship Rodeo which is to be held for nine days, beginning
By cut rate train, boat or automobile, with parties of friends made
up to share the trip, thousands of tourists are expected to be transplanted
Chicago’s new $5,000,000 stadium on Lake Michigan is to become the
capitol of American sport through the efforts of the domestic and foreign
commerce committee of the Association of Commerce,
The story of the roundup and the rodeo is the story of romance of the
J Into the nine days of the Chicago event will be packed more |
daring feats and dynamic action than is the privilege of many to witness in a
lifetime. Tex Austin, producer of the most successful cowboy contests, will
manage the Chicago spectacle.
doggers, champions all, and bron¢hos and longhorn steers which have scorned
mastery, will fight out the battle royal for supremacy.
trom the “brush” of the Southwest to the ranges of Canada, the chal-
lenge has passed among the buckaroos who have fought out old rivalries at
the famous cowboy events in Cheyenne and Pendleton. Not only seeking the
glory of victory, they also will compete for more than $30,000 in cash prizes
put up by the Chicago association. This is the largest amount given anywhere |
“Outlaw”
ranges, already are under contract with Tex Austin.
Cowboys, cowgirls and bull-
called the worst on tke
They can’t be ridden, is
horses,
Carloads of steers, conditioned through the sum-
mer into their greatest stremgth, will defy the wits of the “bulldoggers.”
The stadium itself is the world’s wonder work of architecture.
sive colonnades look down upon a huge arena and tiers of seats for 75,000
persons. It is set in the ring of boulevards and parks and on the lake front.
which have won for Chicago the title of the “vacation city.”
The roundup and rodeo will solve your vacation problems, so tell Mother
and Sister and the Kid Brother to quit fretting over the summer's plans and
get ready for the thrills of their lives.
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(Copyright by R. R. Doubleday.)
“Expert and daring” leaders in the great sport to which they have broughi
the western
Chicago Roundup and World’s Championship Rodeo, to be held for nine days
Champions past and
after fame, will add thrills to the cowhoy centedts which. will
in the new $5,000,000 stadium under the auspices of the Chicago
of Commerce. A group of these cowgirls startled the staid Britisher when rhey
appeared iu tne Championship held by Tex Austin at Wembley
England. recently, and the same champions will compete in the Chicago spec-
Austin Is organizing the Chicago roundup and: will manage It. and th.
$30.000 in prizes is the largest amount offered for any contest this year.
ranges who will compete in the
present, as well as new seekers
be uresentea
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While every one should use the
knowledge that has been gained by
experience regarding what is and
what is not wholesome food, I be-
lieve there are many people that
suffer more form a morbid fear of
the various things set before them
than from the food itself. If you
cheerfully eat and masticate fully a
reasonable quantity of clean, whole-
some food well prepared and then
dismiss fear and worry, your gen-
| eral health is quite likely to improve
and even if it is good it will prob-
ably be better.
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(Copyright by R. R. Doubleuay.)
Many are the tricks resorted to by the “outlaw” horse to throw his rider.
Pitching, bucking every second of the time he is in the arena, the broncho
decision.
No buckaroo must “show daylight’
between himself and his saddle, or he is disqualified
The sport of sports is the real cowboy contest, and titles for the leader-
and roping will go to the buckaroos wind cowgirls
go Roundup and World's Chan
will bring nine days of frontier life to the metropolis beginning Ami
Tex Austin, famous for successful rodeos he has held. will direct the
nionship Rodeo. which
He did it. Friends called him an
old fool and thought he should be
sent to an asylum, but now at 80
vears he is strong, well and hearty
and talks of converting his home
into a health resort. He says that
he fully expects to be quite able to
do a full days work on his 100th
birthday.
Because her husband spent all
his spare time at the radio trying
for DX, a Minneapolis woman was
granted a divorce and custody of
her two children.
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Well, how's the New Year treat-
ing you? To tell the truth it has
treated me better than some of the
people.
Here’s one that I really can’t let
20 unnoticed. A family living less
than a thousand miles from Mount
Joy are laughing about it yet.
A certain woman cuts all her pat-
terns out of tissue paper and when
the paper is too small she pins it to-
gether Recently she discarded a
lot of old patterns, putting them in
an out-house.
Next day her husband inquired as
to who put the tissue paper at that
particular place and the wife said
she did. The husband then said:
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“Well for heavens sake, next time
you do that take the pins out of it.”

Jack Miller claims he has a few
fellows working for him that use
| their heads for nothing but a hat
rack.
For full information and details
i as to how you can miss a deer setting
see Jim Berrier, Mount Joy town-
ship’s supervisor.

Henry Garber says he never heard !
of such a thing but I did. I remem-
ber one time that Phares Heisey, of
Rheems, missed a fish setting—at
least that’s what he said.

A man near town claims that if
| your children develop dishonesty its
{the hardest thing in the world to
i convince people that they didn’t in-
herit it.


, A man on East Main street claims
| that if you marry a blonde, vou will
| never notice hair in the soup and if
vou marry a brunette you won't
| notice it on the steak.

| Ere long John Bachman contem-
| plates proving to the public that he
can do more than manufacture good
| chocolate. He is about to market a
| preparation that will grow hair.
{ They say he rubbed some on a fox
| terrier and next day the dog looked
| like a Collie.

{| You may take my order for three
bottles, John.

For His Benefit
{ Her bathing suit is pretty,
That's true, without a doubt;
| But when she gets inside the thing,
| The most of her stays out.
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The poet writes:
A little tonic
Here and there,
Will raise the hopes
But not the hair.
I've just learned that men with
wooden legs have it all over us. They
needn’t buy garters. They use car-
pet tacks.
By all appearances, says one of
our autoists, these fellows have been
losing their garters as he is picking
up a great many of late.

A man at Florin told me he aad
a taste of real life. He and his wife
had a scrap and he darn near bit
off her thumb.
A fellow near Landisville was .out
stealing pea coal recently and got
several bags full. Next day he dis-
covered that he stole crushed stone
that had been given a coat of oil
which were to be used for patching
roads.
Arthur Hendrix tells me that
Ralph Eshleman got a dandy wrist
watch fer a Christmas present and
that he looks at it so often that he’s
thinking of wearing sleeveless coats.
Several of us were talking about

a certain golf bug recently when
one man said he knew him ever
since he wore knee pants. I said
| that must only be since last summer
as that’s when he started playing

Back at school the other day one
of the grade teachers asked a pu-
| pil what you call a man who runs
an automobile. The boy replied:
“It all depends how near he comes
to running over me.”


An agent called at a certain place
in town and said: “Who's the head
of this house?” The man replied:


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Better B
Starts easily
Buick motor ca
signed to run eff]
every temperatu
der every climatic
Only a small g
the million and md
have the opportun
to California or Fl
the winter.
Buicks start quickly
zero. The new, hi
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Runs smoothly
Buick Automatic He
trol reduces anothe
weather starting
—that of bucking, sg
misfiring engines. This
sive Buick feature he
fuel supply, and saves
line, automatically a
mediately.
Stops safely
In rain, snow or sleet H
mechanical 4-wheel b
stop the car firmly,
straight line. Neither
nor cold affects the di
mechanical action of
brakes. There is no liqui
them to expand, contrac
leak away.
Buick is a better Mot
Car—In Every Kind |
Weather
Sos LRU
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“I am, sir. My wife is at Lancas-
ter.”


St. #t be a rich old
cuss,” #cky’ Snyder recent-
ly. 1 as him why and he said
Fecause name is on so many
chure and hospitals.

A litgle fellow in a nearby coun-
trv schdol says its a shame Adam
didn’t swallow that apple. He thinks
men look so funny with it sticking
in their throats.

Recently there was a wedding
dinner prepared in a Maytown home
and darned if the family dog didn
eat a roast chicken and a quart of
ice cream. You can’t beat that.
A WISE OWL.
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Though many hard-of-hearing
persons think they hear better on a
train than in a quiet place, recent
experiments indicate that they do
not, but the speakers talk louder.
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Prairie dggs and prairie owls are
good neigkbors, but both hate the
which infest their bur-
rows.

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Roup has driven magly a poultry-
man out of businep®. Those seri-
ous losses duringfmonths when
eggs are highest! Yet we guaran-
tee that you can ayoid this blight,
Mrs P. Lanford, df Blake, Okla.,
says: “I've lost numbers of
chickens listening to other
people’s recommendations of dif-
ferent kinds of roup remedies.
Now I am ordering Pratts which
1 know will cure as I have used
it before.” 1s
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“To Our Customers: Fe stand behind Prasts
Roup Remedy unconditionally. Either it gives
complete satisfaction or your money is retus
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E. W. GARBER, H. FB HAUER,
H. S. NEWCOMER. _~
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COURT PROCLAMATION
Whereas, the “Hon. Charles I. Landis,
President, ang’ Hon. Aaron B. Hassler, As
sociate Law Fudge of the irt of Com
Pleas in and for the county of Lanca
and Assistant Justice the Court
Oyer dnd Terminer and General Jail
livery and Quarte ssions of the T
in and for the County of Lancaster,
issued their precept to me directed
quiring me, among other things, tc
i proclamation throughout my
that a Court of Oyer and Te
1 Delivery, also a Ceo
Jug r of the Pea
ry, will commence in the
City of Lancaster,
nn 1 of Pennsylvania,
ON THE THIRD MONDAY.
JANUARY, (The 18th), 192¢
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man « the ( of er, “ins
county, =: 1 Justices of the Pd
the Cc ATIC tables of the
City a unty of Lancaster, that they
then ere, their own proper:
sons, Ww eir records and exa
inations, nquisitions, and their oth
remembr , to do those things which §

appertain in their behalf
to all who will pro}
prisoners who are or tf
shall be in the jail of the said Counts
Lancaster, are to be en and the”
prosecute against them as shall be ji
Dated at Lancaster, Pa.,
day of December, A. D. 1925.
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