WHDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1925
Every

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and Martin's Dairy
milk especially pleases
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.
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the best that we ever had. |g Special Thro
| prices are low and quality | Mount Joy

North Western
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We will
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POTATOES |m between Har Four and
i i have TE Monday, October |® Returning, leaves Xhiladelphia,
I merica 00 bushels of nice choice | Broad Bt. Stott 7PM
braised round white potatoes ot. M.
RT 1B s See Independence
1-10 818 1.00 to 4:00 P. M.,
|® Hall, and Academy o
ve will sell for
in 5 bushel lots and

bushel, $1.20. This is ex-|
stuff to buy now. | a Arts, open 1:00 to 5:00 R. M.,
. . [= Commercial and Univ
egican Swiss QUINCES . |™ Museums, Fairmount
ave a carload of nice | Zoological Garden and
. choice Nw York State quinces many other objects of intere
1 Swiss about Oct 24 Prices low. of “The Quaker City.”
CABBAGE |= Similar Exc. Sunday, Nov. 22
| Will had a car load of nice
a Pennsylvania R. R.

{choice Dani cabbage about Nov- The Standard R R of the World
Jenber 10th, Shim ees BE EEE EE
h [ORANGES AND GRAPE FRUITS :
Will have a} carload of sweet,
and tell ou t e i juicy Florida dganges and grape
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fruit about Ded,
| Also will havg sweet cider and
good cider for sale,
Buy your appl from usas we
-are the only dealers in this com
munity, who have} apples on hand
at all times in eason and sell
them lower than yu can get them
elsewhere, \
| Apples delivered Mt. Joy and
Florin in bushel “lotst free. Watch
for our wagon in Mg. Joy every
Friday. %
H. H. KRALL
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We don’t Sell any
Watches that we are
ashamed of.

“Two Major Advantages
tudebaker Alone Offers
\1-One-Profit Value 2-Unit-Built Construction
HERE are (as you probably know) only
two “manufacturers who actually build
their cars: complete — make all their own
bodies, engines, clutches, steering gears, dif-
ferentials, springs, gear sets, axles, gray iron
castings and drop forgings.
One of these, is Ford — in the low priced
is Studebaker in the fine car
field. The other’,
field.
Because we eliminate th@®extra profits and
overhead that many ther manufacturers have
to pay to outside parts and body makers—
we are able to use finefymaterials and work-
manship—yet charge no more than competing
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cars.
But there is another sideo One-Profit manufacture —a
feature that ~~ ~~~eful buyer
. :
.e-Profit policy the entire car is designed,
Under this
engineered and manufactured
“harmonious unit in Studebaker plamts.
functions as a unit. And this adds Years to its life—gives
you scores of thousands of miles 3
greater riding comfort—minimum repaif, costs—and, finally,
- higher resale value.
Examine the Standard Six Coach closet make detailed
comparisons with other cars—and you wil
full meaning of One-Profit value.
A Coach of quality \
It is called a coach only because it is the lowest priced
| closed car ever sold by Studebaker. But it is a qu
through and through.
Do not buy this coach with the expectation that
have to trade it in at the end of a year or so. It’s nota
one-year car.
Instead, it has been honestly built to give you scores of %
thousands of miles of dependable service.
Notice the durable wool upholstery. See the heavy orna-
mental hardware; the plate glass windows and windshield;
the fine trim to hide all tacks; the clock and gasoline gauge
on dash; automatic windshield cleaner; stop light; locks on
ignition, steering gear, door and spare-tire carrier — all
operated by a single key.

CS. Frank & Bio.
Bell Phone 129R12 Mount Joy)
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Our classified ads bring results.

These are all features that you can easily
see. But down underneath that glistening
coat of metallic enamel you'll find the same
quality of materials and workmanship that
are out in the open.
The sturdy frame for the body is built from
the fine northern ash and hard maple. Slam y
the door and the sound says quality. Under-
neath the upholstery you'll find two layers of
washed, quilted cotton, one layer of genuine
curled hair and extra’ long springs closely
held together by small coil springs. This is
the identical cushion and seat construction
used in the highest priced cars.
Long resilient springs made of special
a chrome Vanadium steel give greater buoyancy and protec
tion from road shocks.
The crankshaft is completely machined on all surfaces to
eliminate vibration. And the motor is the most powerful in
any car of this size and weight, according to the rating of
the National Automobile Chamber of Commerce. It is a
motor built for smooth, trouble-free service at 5 to 55
miles an hour—not for excessive speed or spectacular stunts.

The steering mechanism is especially
designed for easy driving with
the big balloon tires
n afford to overlook.
a complete, coordinate
Being Unit-Built it
ess transportation—
The body is smart in appearance — yet provides ample
room to seat five passengers in real comfort. Ample room to
understand the enter or leave without disturbing occupant of folding seat.
\ Make comparisons before you buy
These are advantages made possible by One-Profit manu-
facture. Check them off point by point—in comparison with
other coaches.
Only after you have seen this One-Profit Studebaker with
its Unit-Built construction, will you realize why it offers a
value that cannot be obtained in any other car. It is the
% automobile equivalent of Pullman transportation.
The Studebaker policy of “no yearly models” is a further
Yi to owners. Under this policy Studebaker cars are
up to date— we add improvements from time to time
and¥do not save them up for spectacular annual announcements
cars artificially obsolete.
%
ity car
~Comé, in—let us demonstrate the Standard Six Coach
without dpligation on your part.
Delivered for Cuh in MOUNT JOY

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(On With Laughter)

One of the High * School pupils
came in the other morning and said
to the teacher: “I was early of late,
behind before, and now I am first
at last.”
A young lady from town married
a country lad and they went to
house-keeping on a farm. One day
she gathered the eggs and told her
husband that among them she found
some duck eggs. He said: “O that
can't be. We have no ducks.” She
replied: “Well when I put them in
water to wash them, five of them
floated.”
Yesterday morning a guy came in-
to the office and asked me the dif-
ference between a dream and a
rightmare. I told him it all depends
on what you drank the evening be-
fore.

Just heard of another dumb bell.
A little fellow from Lancaster was
visiting here and out in the back
yerd he saw about a dozen empty
condensed milk cans. He remarked:
“Gee, I found a cow’s nest.”

A man from Florin was caught in
the rain Sunday and said he failed
to see the silver lining on the
clouds that day.
You know its about as hard for
a rich man to get in heaven as it
is in jail.
At last they're beginning to make
real licker. I just heard of a fel-
low who took two good drinks, then
whipped the strong man at the cir-
cus, beat three lions to death and
then blew the tent over.
Jake Boyer, the baker, is thinking
of putting up a sign like this: “We
knead our dough to get yours—
vou’ll like our crust.”
But then he has nothing on his
neighbor, John Booth. I sawa sign
at his ‘store that read like this:
“We roast our coffee—others praise
i”
But here’s the best one of the lot.
Rrown Bros. had a display of guns
in their window and with it this
sign* “Come in and get a shot.”
Down at Frank Young's tire shop
I saw this one: “Rubber! Get tired.”

Some one down at Newcomer's
hardware store sprung this one:
“Our hammers are good knockers
ax for them.”
Of course Cap Williams had to
get into the new fandangled sign
business so he put this in his win-
dow: “Our shingle bob is an ex-
ample of shear skill.”
Read in the papers that out in
Chicago a girl forgot her name. But
we can beat that right here in Mt.
Joy. I know a girl who forgot her-
self.

Up at Harry Brunner’s I heard a
fellow make this crack: “Run over
to the bank and get a check book
for a lady that folds in the middle.”
some patriotic wedding
here recently. The bride was red,
the groom white, and the father,
after seeing the bills, was blue.
We had

A fellow lives here by the name
of Izzy Right. He sez he fell down
stairs with a cook stove the other
aay.
One of our local dairymen caught
a young fellow stealing milk and he
asked why he did it. The boy re-
plied: “It was the first thing I ever
took in my life.”
Joe Hershey says he saw in the
papers where a fellow’s whiskers
caught fire and he was burned to
death. Another good reason why
vou should always have a clean
shave.
A man on Marietta’ street asked
his son if he and his sister had a
NATURAL CROSSING IN OATS
MAY AMOUNT TO 1 PER CENT
It has long been recognized that
when two varieties of corn are
grown in rows side by side a cer-
tain amount of natural crossing
takes place, A row of white corn
growing next to a row of yellow
corn, for instance, will produce
ears that have numerous yellow
kernels. Also it has long been a
general belief that the so-called
close-fertilized cereals, like wheat,
oats, and barly, very rarely cross
naturally; that is, a row of white
oats,for instance, growing beside
a row of black oats would produce
white kernels only. Artificial
methods of crossing the two kinds
of oats were resorted
desired a
necessarily
to when plant breeders
cross, Seedsmen, therefore, have
grown plats of one strain of oats
next to plats of another strain,
feeling assured that each seed plat
would remain pure,
Such is not the however,
according to the United States De-
case,
partment of Agriculture, Experi-
mental’ work with oats at Akron
(Colo.) Field Station has shown
that without doubt natural crosses
oats the same as in
corn, although to far less extent.
The extent of natural crossing in
oats varied with the different var-
ieties, It was greater in some se-
lections than others from the same
variety, The greatest percentage
oft natural crosses was observed in
the Iowa variety, in which an aver-
do occur in
was found.
The natural crossing of oats is
so small that it is ,of no particular
even though he does grow his own
seed oats. It is of importance,
and nursery seed producers, The
need for formulating better meth-
ods in plat and nursery technique
in conducting experiments with oats
is apparent if the factor of natur- |
al crossing is to be eliminated.
——
SCRUB BULL LOSES “TRIAL”
Settling the merits of purebred :
versus scrub bulls by a public |
“trial” proved a thrilling event re-
cently in Cabell Count,y W. Va.
The trial was staged at the annual
meeting of the Cabell County Farm
Bureau as a means of directing at- |
tention to the importance of bet-
ter cattle in the locality. From re-
ports received by the United States
Department of Agriculture, which
furnishes outlines of proceedure for
such activities, the West Virginia
“legal” battle on the question was
probably the most keenly and ably
contested of any trial of its kind
thus far reported.
Judge J. P. Douglass, United
States commissioner, presided as
judge; Hon. Elliott Northcott, Un-
ited States attorney, was the pro-
secutor; while Lawrence McClure,
assistant United States district at-
torney, defended the “prisoner.”
A detailed report of the event in
the Farm Bureau News credits the

prosecuting attorney with risiny
“to heights of oratory that he has
seldom equaled even in the more
serious Federal court procedure,”
and paid tribute to the attorney for
the defense for ‘rare forensic abil-
ity and his masterly handling of a
hopeless case.”
A jury representing varied local

age of nearly 1 per cent of crosses |
significance to the average farmer |
however, to the cereal investigator
|
ARGUED BY REAL LAWYERS WHEN BETTER AUTOMOBILES ARE
A Shoe Your Foot Will Like

interests found the scrub bull guilty
of vagran®y,
ing the public peace as
whereupon the judge imposed the
death penalty. Though a mock af-
fair, the
nual meeting of the bureau.” Tri-
als of this kind, the Department of
Agriculture believes, are an effec-
tive means .of presenting the mer-
its- of pure bred sires in a manner
which will have a lasting impression
fense for inferior livestock, more-

good time while he was away. The
boy said: “You bet we did. Sis]
crawled into the dog house and |
couldn't get out so I went to the
movies.”
Laying all jokes aside, Nature was
certainly grand. She gave us two
hands, two eyes and two ears but
forseeing hay fever, gave us only |
one nose.
Teacher—“What are the three im-
sent their claims before a jury of
local citizens.
mre — en
IT HAS LASTED

Joy People Must Believe Such
vincing Testimony as
Mrs. Childs’

No one Mount Joy who suffers

portant Greek Orders?”
Tommy—*“Cups Skuffy, rroas bif
sanwitch, and peas cocoanut pie. |
One of the differences between a |
sign painter and a preacher is that |
a sign painter can always draw a!
crowd. »
His Loss
I hitched my wagon to a star,
And,while I stood there braggin’
The star shot swiftly off in space,
And I was shy a wagon.

”
“I had a lovely nut sundae —
“Yes, I have one coming tonight.”
A WISE OWL
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Here's a Nice Home
Who wants a nice brick property,
on corner with wide lot on side, on
Marietta street, one of our most
beautiful residential streets, for
only $4,500. This property won't
last long at that price so don’t de-
lay if vou are interested. t
eet

The Bulletin is always prompt in

STUDEBAKER YEAR
daches, dizziness, rheu-
or distressing urinary
to ignor this twice-
Mount Joy resident.
stimony, telling of
m Doan’s Pills—a
stimulant diureti§ to the kidneys.
It’s evidence that man or woman
in Mount Joy can ubt.
Mrs. Jacob Childs, $25 Mount Joy
St., Mt. Joy, says: “I\guffered from
terrible pains in my bagk, just over
my hips. Headaches and dizzy
spells came on and my ineys act-
ed irregularly. Mornings felt all
tuckered out. Doan’s Pi from
Garber’s Drug Store so co pletely
removed kidney trouble felt
like a different woman.”
OVER FIVE YEARS LATER,
Mrs. Childs said: “The cure D n's
made for mg has lasted.” ;
Price 60c, at all dealers. D§n’t
simply ask for a kidney remedy
get Doan’s Pills—the same that M
Childs had. Foster-Milburn Co
backache, h
matic pains
ills can affor
told story of
It is confirmed
lasting benefit f
f pany, Mfers., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Bulletin is always prompt in
the delivery of all printing. | the delivery of all printing.

over, have this opportunity to pre- |
larceny, and disturb- |
charged, |
report declared it to be |
“one that will live long in the mem- |
ory of the 200 who attended the an- |
on the livestock industry of a To- |
cality. Persons who have any de-)
PAGE THREE
The
BUICK
surpasses
every ;
previous |
Buick in
performance
in quality
in beauty
in value
and in sales
no other motor car
provides all these
advantages

ao
G-10-11
aren
75 Horsepower
Air Cleanet
Controllable Beam
Headlights,
Mechanical 4- A
Wheel Brakes
Automatic Heat Control
Sedans at Coach Prices
Duotone Duco Colors
Sealed Chassis
Gas Filter |
Oil Filter \
Today ~ as for\21
years ~ Buick is the
acknowledged Stand-
ard of comparis
among motor ca

BUILT, BUICK WILL BUILD THEM
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ELIZABETHTOWN, :: PA.

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sold by me
smart. Full

cut

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E. Main Street,

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All styles, , Needles, Re-
pairing and pargs for all ma-
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