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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY. LANCASTER CO., PA.
By Charles Sughroe
© Western Newspaper Union
DNESDAY, AUGUST 12th, 1925

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PLAIN HATS A SPECIAL
JNO. A. HAAS, Propr.
144 N. Queen Lancaster, Pa.

THE FLORIN
¢ Mh ard Sad Mogi,
WEAY FOLKS
YES mA'AMm |! THIS IS THE PLACE
WE DELIVER
NOTHING BUT
14 KT. SOLID
COAL

~~ OMEBODY’S ordering some pli asure-packed
> coal. Somebody's stealing a magch on winter.
Somebody’s awake at the switch—and fve hope it’s
you. Happy is the man who sees the Heat Folks
tucked away in his bin before September wanes.
If you value your comfort and peace-of-mind now is
the time to invite the Heat Folks into cellar,
If you want to measure the wisdom of & man, take a
peek at his coal bin before October. |
Call the
For Good, Clean Coal °
Daniel M. Wolgemuth
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone 151R4 Mt. Joy Exchange’
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NEW IDEAS IN HOM
COMFORI FOR SUMMER
A :
Summer is the one time of t year when home enjoyment
depends upon the furnishings. are new ideas for making
your home more comfortable for tig, warm days.
FCR EVERY RQOM IN
: THE HOM
Fix up the dining
e warm weather.
taste better, and a
will be tempted by nev
nishings.
NEATLY DESIGNED
DRAPES om for
Fapd will
etites
fur-
Especially interesting will
be found this showing of new
summer-weight drapes.
H. C. BRUNNER
West Main Street, MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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Home Health Club
nature,
necessary
| WATER: Throughout all
there is one absolutely r
| element that must be present In
| order to sustain life. Yes, there
| are two elements, air and water.
| Where these are not, life ceases.
The major constituent, ' that is,
| the larger portion of every living
| tissue in the human body is water.
| There is no part of the body that
| does not contain water; bones,
| finger nails and even the hair on
{ the head contains water, and yet,
| there are many people who come
{to me for help and when I ques-
| tion them about their habits, they
{ admit that they seldom take a drink
i of water. When I go more deeply
| into the matter, I find that their
| diet is highly concentrated; meats,
{ bread, butter, cheese, beans, peas
{and other foods containing but
| little moisture.
Now the air we breathe contains
certain amount of water and
| were it not for that fact, I don’t
| see how such people ean live, how
{they can eliminiate. As a matter
i of fact, they don’t more than half
ilive. They are full of poison,
| waste matter. Auto-toxemia is
i the polite name for it.
People who live upon fresh ripe
| fruits, mostly uncooked and fresh
i vegetables, also mostly uncooked,
| can get along without drinking a
great amount of water because
most fruits and vegetables contain
an even greater proportion of wat-
er than does the body. Even so,
{the meal of fruits and vegetables
will do more good if a generous
portion of pure water is taken
daily.
The healing power of water
does not come from an occult or
| magic power, but by enabling the
| natural forces of the body to car-
ry out their normal functions, by
increasing the elimination of waste
or used-up portions of the body
as well as the refuse of the ali-
mentary canal.
The lack of abundance of water
must of necessity create constipa-
tion and when you swallow hard,
| dry pills, the body seeks to protect
itself and "get rid of the offensive
dose by robbing some part of itself
of water in order to wash the
poisonous drugs out of the bowels,
but the after condition is made
worse unless a feverish condition is
established which calls for an
abundance of cool water.
Each full grown person should
take the equivalent of from two
to four quarts of water daily and
unless you eat a generous quantity
of fresh fruits or vegetables daily,
| you should make up the balance in
good pure water,
| All persons reading this publica-
| tion are at liberty to write for in-
formation upon any subject per-
taining to health, Address all
such communications to Dr. David
H. Reeder, Home Health Club, La-
Porte,. Indiana, giving full name
and address and 6 cents in postage.
AUTOMOBILES AND HEALTH
When considered from the one
standpoint of getting people out
and into the open air, the auto has
been the greatest factor ever de-
veloped. From that health stand-
point, it is a wonderful blessing,
but on the whole, the auto has
| killed far more than it has cured.
In that respect it is like the poison-
ous drugs which are used for med-
icines, It is hard to guess which
they are going to do first, kill or
cure.
I received this morning, from the
Department of Commerce, a cold-
statement of facts from

th= commercial standpoint, which

shcws the steadily increasing num-

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Crushed Stone $1.40
Delivered to Mount Joy
§ Penn Lime, Stone antbegent (a.
{ber of deaths from automohiles
{and other motor driven vehicles,
| but not including motoreyeles.
This report covers 58 of the
| principle cities of the United
| States and shows the astonishing
| number of over 5000 deaths by
| automobile accidents in 1924. In
| some cities, the percentage of
| deaths from this source is over 27
{and in many the percentage is
[from 20 to 25. Now this does not
mean that from 20 per cent. to 27
| per cent of the population are kill-
[ed by autos, but that from 20 per
| cent to 27 per cent. of the deaths
{in those cities were caused by au-
| tos. Most of these are due to ex-
| cessive speed and carelessness, but
[1t Is not always the fault of .the
| driver and not always due to speed.
| Two days ago, my son David,
| was driving the family ear, taking
| us to the lake. A few hundred feet
| ahead of us was a boy on a bieyele.
{ Hitched to the bicycle was a two-
| wheeled cart with a smaller boy in
{it. Another auto was coming to-
ward us, so David slowed down to
miles so the other machine
| would pass the boys and give him
{ all the road in which to pass them.
| After the other machine had pass-
{ed us, David tooted the horn to
{ warn the boys, but when only
| thirty feet away, the boy on the
bike started squarely across the
road in front of us to a driveway.
The quick action of David. in
| applying the powerful four-wheel
brake and swinging. the ear into
the driveway, was all that prevent-
ed the heavv car from smashing
both of the boys and possibly
throwing all of us into the ditch.
Any driver must keép a cool head,
be able to think and act instantly
and he must have good judgment as
to the best thing to do. When an
auto is going only 20 miles an hour
Sixth Reunion
of Reist Family
WILL BE HELD ON THE LAN-
DISVILLE CAMP GROUNDS
ALL DAY THURSDAY,
AUGUST 13, 1925
out for the
of the Reist
held on the
invitations are
sixth annual reunion
family, which will be
campmeeting grounds at Landis-
ville, Thursday, August 13. There
will be morning and afternoon pro-
grams.
These reunions are growing big-
ger each year. The first reunion
of this family was held in" 1904 on
the original Reist homestead, at
the residence of John B. Reist in
Penn township. The second was
held in 1910 at Walnut Grove farm |
in Rapho township, the residence
of Eli G. Reist. Five years later
the third reunion was held at
Kauffman’s park, at Manheim. In
1920, the fourth event of the fam-
ily was held on the camp grounds
at Landisville and the fifth was al-|
so held at the same place in 1923.
The latter was a special reunion |
commemorating the two hundreth
anniversary of the granting of
passport to the family’s progenitor,
Peter Reist.
At the coming reunion there
will be a morning session at 10:30
when a business meeting will be
held and at which time there will |
also be an election of officers. |
Lunch will be served at 12 M. |
At 1:00 P, M., the afternoon]
will start with a hymn, followed by |
Devotional service in charge of|
Henry Lutz, of Mount Joy. This]
program will follow: |
Hymn; Address of Welcome, Ira |
R. Kraybill, Wyncote, Pa.; Hymn. |
Address, Henry G. Reist, Schenec-!
tady, N. Y.; - Hymn; Old Family
Records, Walter B. Nissley, State |
College, Pa.; Five-minute Talks;
Hymn. Benediction, Jacob Landis,
Fleetwood, Pa. ’ |
Mr. Linn L. Reist, of Lancaster,, |
is president and Mr. J. Clarence |
Reist, east of this boro, is secre- |
tary. The executive committee |
consists of Eli G. Reist, Mount Joy,
Pa.. John B. Reist, Lititz, Pa.;
Jacob B. Reist, Manheim, Pa.;
Henry G. Reist, Schenectady, N.
Y.; Irvin L. = Reist, Palmyra, Pa..
Alvin R. Nissley, Hanover, Pa.;
Linnaeus R. Reist, Lancaster, Pa.;
Joseph H. Reist, Lebanon, Pa.:
Henry N. Reist, Warren, Pa.. Linn
I. Reist, Lancaster, Pa.; Elmer A.
Reist, Palmyra, Pa.: J. Clarence
Reist. Mount Jov. Elmer R.
Shenk, Lebanon, Pa.; Ira R. Kray-
hill, Wyncote. Pa.: Warren D.
Reist, Williamsville. N. Y
The

INDIAN LAYS 36,000 BRICK
A DAY IN KANSAS CITY
Laying 36,000 brick a day, or
about three and one-half carloads,
James Brown, an Indian and former
Carlysle football player, has gained
a reputation among construction
workers on a highway near Kansas
City, Mo.. as being the world’s
champion bricklayer.
So fast does he work that five
men are kept busy supplying brick
and two others are used to keep the
face of the road even ahead of him.
He receives $2 an hour, or $16 a
day.
Auto Excursions Worth While
This is the season for automo-
bile excursions and field days to
study one or more important sub-
jects relating to efficient agricul-
ture. Rarely do we hear persons
participating in such an event say
that it was not worth the time and
effort expended many times over,
Keep in touch with developments
by attending such gatherings along
the line of your particular field of
agriculture.

it goes 20 feet every second and
at 30 miles per hour, 30 feet every
second. It takes most one second

to decide what to do and it takes
another second to do it and in the
meantime, 60 feet has been trav-
elled. If David had not acted in-
stantly, he could not have stopped
the car in 30 feet even when going
at 20 miles "for he had increased
the speed after passing the other
car.
Yesterday we again took a drive.
Ahead of us was a Sedan. The
driver turned to look back and
the next moment his car was up-
side down in the ditch. We took
his wife, who was badly bruised,
to her home seven miles away.
Arother car took his little daugh-
ter. Fortunate, indeed, that no
one was killed or even badly in-
jured in these two accidents.
Use the auto, handle it sensibly,
remember that it is not neceuzary
for you to pass everyone that is
jost ahead of you. Don’t Ye a
road hog and don’t get mad at the
ocher fellcw because he .s. Frioy
the drive. the trees, th: fields,
the fowers and the fresh air. If
the other fellow stirs up tbo much
dust, drop farther behind or take a
side road and enjoy things that
you don’t see on the main highway.
All the readers of this publica-
tion are at liberty to write for in-
formation upon any subject per-
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has
Say This Week
ONERA HUCHTZICH
Mer mained, by chudes, ich het
oll’s schlecht glick in der weldt. De
ledsht woch hov ich mich widder
in en far-dihenkerty mess greeked.
Du waisht em oldt Sammy Sensa-
| wetzer si boo uff der onera side em
| barrick hut em Billy Boombernick-
el si elshte duchter g'hired. Es
wore bakont g'mauched os de huch-
tzich daid ob cooma about nine
uhr em Fridawg ovet, un so glaena
bobbeerlin wora nows g’shicked far
de leit invita. Ich hob kens greek-
ed g'hot, awver wile ich un der
Billy Bombernickel ols ob-gawexel-
ed hen far fore-shnida in der arn
far oldters hov ich gadenked se
hetta mich fargessa un ich bin der
Poly ob-g’shlipped un bin nivver.
Now mind you, es wore en high-
falooting afiair. Des maidel wore
fart noach der schule g'west un
hut en lot nia socha g’saena un
hut se mit on der barrick ga-
brucht. Ich winch usht du hedsht
era dress saena kenna. Se wore
mit puffs, un rolls, un tucks, un
frills bis se gagooked hut we en
oldte fachont os breed. Era dres
wore wise mit ma schwontz draw os
mer en knipp ni bina het kenna,
un es evver dale wore tsu ga-deck-
ed mitma sart fun ma wolk-shtram-
icha polly-ann.
Se hen mich awenich shep aw
ga-gooked we ich ni cooma bin,
awver we ich ena g’sawt hob ich
ware en reporter far en tzeidung
wors oll recht,
hut se g’hired, un we are fardich
wore hut are de yung fraw ga-bus-
sed. Now, so bisniss we sell het
ich amohl gor net ga-glicha. Ich
geb gor nix droom we oldt un
heilich os de porra sin se hen nuch
oll gnep hinich da ora. Ich wet
anyhow en gwart budder-milich os
won de yung fraw so oldt un so
runtzlich g’west ware we my leevy
Polly don het are se net ga-bussed.
Well de leit sin derno oll uff g’-
shtepped un se ga-congratulate.
Es wore ebbes nias tsu mere, far
we ich un de Polly g’hired hen hut
mer nuch fun ken so narheita
g'wist. Awver wile se oll nuff g’-
shtepped sin un ebbes g’sawt hov
ich ga-denked here goes far der
Boonasteil—bin uff g’shtepped, un
im blots fun sawga “I wish you
much joyfulness,” we de onera,
hov ich by em dihenker g’sawt,
“How-de-do.” Ich hob g'wist os es
lets is ebs hous wore, awver es
kwore tsu shpote. Ich het grawd en
fardle dawler gevva far en luch far
ni shloopa—en gnarra luch hets
locha un de
schnoop-dicher
maid hen awfonga
monsleit hen era
rous un g’hooshed.
Awver ich bin nuch on der ac-
cident cooma os mere wedderforra
is Noach supper hen se derno aw-
fonga donsa, un wile ma maid dart
wora os we boova hut aney mich
g'frogt far mit era donsa. Ich hob
era g'sawt ich ware ols en gowl
draw g’west awer ich hets farleicht
far-gessa. Se hut g’sawt se daid
mich larna un hut mere so friend-
lich ins g’sicht g’locht os ich uff
feese wore in anera minnutiun uff
em floor. Es wore orrick warm in
der schtoop un we de bisniss uff g'-
shtart is hov ich evva amohl my
ruck ob-g’schmissa. Es naixt hov
ich my shtiffel ob ga-kicked. De
musick is ols shtarricker un shtar-
ricker cooma un ich hob g’shpeered
os my jacket aw gae muss un ich
hobs in en eck g’shmissa. By dara
tzeit hov ich g’feeled we en race-
gowl won are om dorrich gae is.
Es hut mere ga-broomed in da ora
un de fire foonga sin mere oonich
de feese rouse g’flooga. De leit
hen fun wooner g’shtupped un ga-
gooked wos ich far en donser bin
un ich wase net wos es nuch gevva
het won net derno usht ebbes g'-
happened ware, My gallus sin far-
rissa un my hussa wora shunt
drunna uff da hifta! Won ich nuch
en fardle minnut “ga-balanced all”
het don ware se mere, be chudes,
gons nooner g'folla un derno—
—_——e—
Fair Exhibits
The seasons for fairs and shows
—Ilocal, county, or district, is al-
most upon us. Are you selecting
and preparing early the livestock
and farm produce you plan to ex-
hibit, and thefeby increasing your
chances to “place in the money”’,
or are you waiting until the last
minute and blaming the -judge for
not knowing his job when he pass-
es by your exhibit?

taining to health. Address all
such communications to Dr. David
H. Reeder. Home Health Club, La-
Porte, Indiana, giving full name
and address and 6 cents in postage.

A two-tailed Indian Turtlemound
on the campus of the University of
Wisconsin is the only known turtle-
Sound in Wisconsin that has two
fails.

J

DEPARTMENT STORE
E. Main St. Mount Joy
BOOTH’

Der porra Mohler!
gadoo—so we ich g’feeled hob. De ;

WHEN YOU BUY MERCHANDISE DC YOU
PAY FOR MORE THAN YOU BUY? OUR THOR-
OUGHLY DEPENDABLE STORE SERVES YOU
WITH THE BEST POSSIBLE MERCHANDISE AT
PRICES THAT SAVE YOU THE DIFFERENCE.
QUALITY SERVICE -SATISTCTION ALWAYS!
TE
comes out likef new!”
Millions of women say that of he because they have
tried me under all conditions; through soap and
washboard, sun and rain, suds aid wringer and count-
less washings. I come out like Bew with all my orig-
inal colorings brighter than evdr. That is why this
store endorses me, too, for t ey know I will “go
through the rub of the tub andfcome out like new.”
So they give you this insurance g—
GUARANTEE
We are ready to replace anyigarment made of
Genuine Peter Pan Fast Cglor if it fades.
Remember, you get that only when you
see my mark imprinted on the of every yard,
like this: &
“Genuine Peter Pan Fast Color”
You will find my n#me on
“Peter Pan Fast Color Prints” and
“Peter Pan Fast Colo t Gingham”
Do come in and ask for me at thefwashgoods counter,
you will be delighted with my bgauty and fine ap-
pearance, and when you wear nie in a smart little
frock you will be delighted withthe service I will
give you. When may I expect ydu?
Genuine Peter Pan Gingham, Yd. Wide 50c¢

$4.00
Clean, Pure Wool
[es a most excell-
wool if interested.
s, Yard 29c¢
many purposes
irable.
Wool for Comforts,
We just received a shipment of
—size 2 1-4x2 1-2 yards. This ma
ent comfort, and you should see this
36-inch Fast Color Creton
Cretonnes are being used for s
these days. Our patterns are all d

Our Pure Food Grocery Department is a
busy place. Our truck delivers fgee of charge.
Phone Bell 111 for quick servide.
$3 pkgs 20c
1b 12¢
Cream Corn Starch .............
Fancy California Prunes ...
American Beauty Pork and Beans 3 for 25c¢
OUR BLEND COFFEE, LB 42c
The famous Conestoga. The best.
Best Jar Rings
Mason Pint Jars
Mason Quart Jars
Jello—All flavors ..
Quick Cooking Oats
Extra Fine Peas
Broken Pretzels
CLARENCE SCHOCK
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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