WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15th, 1925
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER CO. PA.

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A Flour Sale of Gigantic
Proportions,
THAT MEANS BIG SAVINGS
GOLD SEAL FLOUR 12 Ib bag 59c
24 1b bag $1.18 : [49 Ib bag $2.36
The ideal family flour jfor every purpose.
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CERESOTA GOLD|MEDAL FLOUR
Or Any 12 1b Mill Brand bag 63c
24 Ib bag $1.25 :| 49 Ib bag $2.50

Baking Needs at Economy Prices!

Snowdrift Shortening i iris Ib can 25c¢
Vegetable Shortening A tren. Sie Ib 15¢
California Seeded Raisins .§........ .pkg 10c
Best Cleaned Currants ....%.......... pkg 12V,c
New Orleans Molasses can 12¢, 32c¢
Baker’s Shredded Coconut 2 «vias pke Tc, Yc
Asco Ground Cinnamon . .. 1 tase can 5c
Pure Vanilla Extract ...... l. «+1 +42D0OL 166, 30c
5
Gold Seal Rolled OATS 3 pkgs 25¢
Quick Cooked or Rolled—The © Oats grown.

Meaty Calif. aa b 10¢, 15
Grown in the rich Santa Clara Valley—there’s a Big
difference in Prunes.

ASCO CORN FLAKES 3 pkgs 20c
A most delicious ready-to-serve Breakfast cereal.
FLORIDA GRAPEFRUIT 2 for 15¢
Big, juicy and thin skin. A wonderful preakfast appetizer.
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Strength and “Bubbling Stimulation is
every drop. i
Over” present in
ASCO COFFEE 1b {45¢c
You'll Taste the Difference!

Hawaiian Crushed Pineapple big can 30c
For Pies, Custards and Sundaes.

Bread Supreme big wrapped loaf 10c¢
Quality, Purity, Richness.
Economy in every crumb.
Almost cake-like in texture.
VICTOR BREAD pan loaf 7c

The Freshness of the Dawn in Every Cup!
DAWN pkg 2%
The New Asco product.
bination—
coffee substitute. 2
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¢ A coffee cof
Use it the same as strai

LIFEBUOY SOAP 3 cakes 20c

Sa. You the $1000 Prize Cohtest? See Sat-
Makes Foods More Appetizing!
© Aso Mustard .......... .. Tae. .jar 12¢
Guiden’s Mustard .................. ieee pi 14c
Gulden’s Mustard Dressing .......... 5. .jar 13c
8 TastyindiaRelish ............... 15¢
@ Sweet Mixed Pickles ...... livin vee ERE jar 17c
Imported Pure Olive Oil .............,..can 29¢
® Asco Tomato Catsup ............ re | .bot 15¢
® Fancy Queen Olives ...............bot 10c, 20c
Stuffed Olives ....... va vs 23¢
S Taste Tells Mayonnaise ............ jar {12¢, 24c
Schlorer’s Mayonnaise .............jar §4c, 32¢
Pure Salad Oil ....................bot %5c, 45c
MOUNT JOY, PENNA. :
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Is The Time To Buy

Florin Aven
Chocolate Aven
Wood Street
Why pay rent when with a
payment you can buy a house
pay off by monthly payments.
§. NISSLEY GINGRIGH, Florin, Pa.
Bell Phone

feb. 11-tf

OWL-LAFFS

(On With Laughter)

As I've said before, when a per-
son asks a darn fool question it
should We answered accordingly.
Here’s an example: Paul Frank,
who lives near town, was busy milk-
ing a cow. Along came a fellow
and remarked: “Are you milking?”
Paul said: “No, I'm just feeling
her pulse.” :
Dressed in her father’s trousers,
A silly maid one day
Eloped with the family coachman,
What did the papers say?
See the glaring headline,
For such is the whim of chance
That sprang next day from =the
presses,
‘Flees in papa’s pants.’
Some fellow made Russel Halbleib
believe that if he put milk in his
bicycle tire it would close all or-
dinary punctures. “Russ” put too
much in and his tire got hard. He
cut it open and found it was full of
butter.
One of our smart boys in the
High school asked his teacher what
she thought was the greatest engin-
eering feat ever made. The teacher
replied: “The Panama Canal.” The
boy said: “No, it was Wheeling
West Virginia.”
Donegal
things
Folks down East
street tell me the funniest
on
happen in that neighborhood. One
person claims he raises Maltese
cherries on a certain tree while
others around there think he lies.
Its all right, and I like to see
dimpled knees just as well as any
one else but I can’t see the sense
in so many of our big girls walking
around and showing theirs.
I pulled a hot one recently. Had
a house to sell but couldn’t get any
one interested so I put a sign on it
as follows:
“This is the house that Paul Re-
vere would have passed had he come
this way.”
I've at least learned that these
cross word puzzles are bringing a
lot of obselete words back into use
again.
“Billy” Hollowbush said he once
knew a man who was his own lawyer
and pleaded his own case. Now
that same fellow is serving a year in
the penitentiary. Surely he couldn’t
have been a good lawyer.

Under the crust of the old apple pie
There is something for both you
and I,
It may be a hair, that the cook has
left there;
Or it may be a fat, juicy fly.
It may be an old rusty nail,
Or a piece of the pussy cat’s tail.
But whatever it be,
There’s something for me
"Neath the crust of the old apple
pie.

1 certainly met a smart aleck yes-
terday. He says he never drinks
anything but soft drinks as others
are too hard on his gold teeth.

Aaron Engle claims that the prop-
er definition of the word village is
a place where people sing Sweet
Adeline without being drunk.

At nine o’clock on December 24,
a rather chubby old man with a
white beard knolked at the door of
the Orphans Asylum. A man came
to the door but refused to let him
in. “But don’t you know who I
am?” said the man. “I'm Santa
Claus.”
“That don’t make any difference,”
replied the doorkeeper. ‘Wednes-
days is visiting days. Darn these
foreigners anyway,” he said to him-
sé@lf as he closed the door.

West
Harry Myers, the veteran
Ward politician, thinks Coolidge
would make a good janitor. I bit
and asked him why. He said: “Look
how he swept the country at the
last election.”

Here are a few epitaphs on
autoists written by our office devil:
Shed a ear as you pass for these
remnants of Drake's,
He thought it was wasteful to re-
line his brakes.
Under this spot
Lies Absalom Ott.
In all the spring rains
He wouldn't use chains;
So, under this spot
Lies Absalom Ott.
Ed Jones is lost to earthly wiles,

Jo Johnson occupies this
He tried a curve at fifty miles,
turf lies William Meek,
tank leak.
Beneath this
He used a match on a gas
f
rhts,
Bill Wilson nev out nig
He broke his neck without his lights.
er drives
1.
bunk,
He tried to drive while he was drunk
Here lie the remains of Smith and
his flivver,
He made a bad guess on the ice in
the river.
She laid her head on his shoulder, |
He laid his foot on the gas;
And he grasped the wheel with his |
left hand,
With his right he held the lass.
And a steep, rough grade |
That was newly made
Brought them both to this mournful
pass.
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She stalled her boat on a railroad
track,
She's gone very far and she won't
be back.
s, and he didn’t blow,
where all bum drivers
He tried to pass
So he’s gone
go.
He couldn’t see around the bend
While on the left—
And that’s the end.
His car was the last on a ferryboat,
And when he started he didn’t note
That he slipped his gears into re-
verse,
So he traveled here in a
hearse.
two-horse

Jim Berrier, out near Miltor
Grove, says he raises such large
vegetables. I told him that down
at Lancaster I saw four policemen
asleep on one beat. That shut him
up.
A WISE OWL
rrr etl ere
CONTROL OF APPLE SCAB
VITAL TO ORCHARDISTS
The control of scab in Pennsyl-
vania apple orchards is one of the
| answered that it was going to Lon-
1,000 people, but I am told that you

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Home Health C lub
WEEKLY LETTER W VRIT TEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN

THE FLORIN

BY DR. DAVID H. ¢ at BEL Ag (Ki sg 2 be? : Wh
REEDER EAT Yt v {KS
THE FLU EPIDEMIC: A story
was told, many years ago, of a man
‘ho met the black plague as it was
Hing into Tn He hed the OLD MISTER COLDEEEN ab
Poms grande WENT TO HIS COAL BIN
plague where it was going and what TO START THE WINTER'S FIRST FIRE
WHEN HE GOT THERE THE COAL BIN
WAS BARE, AND SO —
it was going to do, and the plague

| don and would kill 1,000 people.
A month later no his return, the
man met the black plague leaving
London and he reproached it saying:
“You told me you would slay only

HE PAID MORE FOR HIS COAL
killed 5,000.”
“Not so,” answered the plague, “I
killed only 1,000 people. The other
2,000 died of fear.”
Not many months ago, the news-
papers of Chicago announced that!
: ’ . : :
the flu had again started from Spain ASN T he a foolish Wan to wait until October?
and was headed straight for this He didn’t know about§the Big Spring and Sum-
country. That it had assumed new mer Coal Sale. And now is—‘Do you?”
ales and overlook the
sale of “Black
summer. Now is
We would like to
So
and strange terrors, and the doctors
were at a loss as to how to combat
the new scourge.
Promptly after that,
had taken cold, began to develop all |
of the symptoms described in the
newspapers, and many of them died.
The terrible tornado came along
and distracted attention from the |
flu. Nothing can help people who |
are scared so much as the desire to
help others who are worse off than
they. The reports of death from
flu fell rapidly and but few cases
are now reported.
During the 30 years or more that |
the Home Health Club has served |
it’s readers there have been many |
epidemies and I am nearly aways
swamped with appeals for help. In
1918 there were more people who |
died from fear than from flu.
Some of the doctors died
overwork and stimulants. The peo-
ple who refused to get frightened, |
refused stimulants and confined their |
diet to natural foods, had but little
trouble from flu then, and none now.
The readers of the Home Health |
Folks profit by some summer
biggest bargain of the year.
Goods” happens every spring andy
the time when all coal is reduced.
see you profit by this knowledge.
Call the
BY FIRS
For Good, Clean Coal
Daniel M. Wolgemuth
FLORIN, PENNA.
Phone 151R4 Mt. Joy Exchange
people who

The scab fungus is a

til about three weeks after blossom-
ing, and this discharge occurs main-
ly during wet weather. The fung-
us can spread from the first spots
formed on new leaves or young
fruit and thus increase the primary
infection.
The control of apple scab is now
practically standardized in the form
of a spray schedule calling for
several applications of spray thru-
out the spring and early summer.
Complete information on this spray
schedule can be secured from the
local county agricultural agent, the
Pennsylvania State College, or the
State Department of Agriculture.
Since the spray scehdule aims to |
keep the young foliage and fruit
covered by a material
prevent the spores from
ing themselves, it is obvious that
orchardists can help matters by |
watching weather conditions during |
the susceptible period in spring and |
by using care in spraying.
The delayed dormant spray is a
protection for a short period against
scab, but if there is buch rain at
this time and the weather is cool a
long time may elapse before the
pink spray, thus leaving a period in
which the growing foliage is wide |
open to scab attack. In such cases
the question whether a pre-pink
spray is needed, is merely a matter
of good judgement. A similar un-
protected period often
the petal fall spray, before the next
application.
tree tl A Geer
establish-
New Houses for Sale
Donegal street, Mt. Joy, which I am
offering very reasonable.
interested should not fail to see
these fine new homes before purch-
asing. They have all conveniences,
are along trolley and will be sold.
been changed.
years the coat of arms consisted of |
a perpendicularly striped shield |
from the right
Surmounting
ally downward or
“sinister” side.
sinister side of the shield. Both
eagle and sword have been reversed.
tA A
Will Hold Rummage Sale
ity Lutheran Church will hold a
Rummage Sale in the Ricksecker
building, on Saturday, May 2nd.
net ————

Only 2 per cent of the American
farmers paid any Federal income
tax in 1920.
most important factors in produe-
ing the kind of fruit that buyers
like, that consumers demand, and |
that our markets will absorb in |
spite of strong competition from
other apple districts, states W. A.|
McCubbin, Bureau of Plant Indust
ry, State Department of Agricul- |
ture.
er parasite thriving in spring or
summer under cool moist condi- |
tions and wintering on fallen leaves
of last year. The spores which
come from these old leaves are |
ready for business as soon as the |
buds burst, and are easily carried |
by wind or air currents. Spore are
discharged from these leaves un-
which will |
comes after |
I have five new houses, on West |
Any one |
Will asisst to finance. John E.
Schroll, Phone 41R2, Mt. Joy. tf |
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West Point’s coat of arms has|
For more than thirty|
bearing on its face 2 helmet of Mars
through which a sword ran diagon-|
alll
was an American eagle, facing the]
The Ladies Aid Society of Trin-|

Club know what ko do any ho ol Wave an Extra Special on SCHRAFFT’S CANDIES
{ do it. So far, I have not heard ot | rtp 3a 7 ot =
a sinole death from flu among my and a fewNggands of CIGARS for Saturday Only.
readers.
| There has been a very widespread %
epidemic of winter itch during the We handle David H. Zerphey’s
Cut Flowers and Potted Plants
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| past four months. It seems to have
afflicted mahy all over America.
! Many of the sufferers get frightened,
thought it was something terrible; %
| and as a matter of fact, it was ter- TOBACCO 4ND CIGARETTS
| vi ible in the suffering it cz but 10c sizes... aaa 3 packs for 25c
| in only one case that I have heard 8c. 0 Le %
| of so far, has there been any dan-
| ger and that followed vaccination in TN

a smallpox scare.
| I always consider the dangers of We make a specialty of Bachmign’s Chocolate. We
| vaccination much greater than the have 5 lb. Almond Bars and 5 lb. Rlain Bars that we
dangers of smallpox. In only two are selling at $1.50 Per Bar.
cases out of approximately 500, i

have I failed to find vaccinal syphil-
is in those who have been vaccinated |
with so-called cowpox. All of those |
cases were suffering to a greater or |
| less extent with a chronic disease of |
| some sort in which a tainted blood |
is the necessary foundation.
To avoid flu or other epidemics: |
Don’t mix acids and
meal |
H. A. DARREN
3 Doors East of Post Office

11 11 EO EB

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Don’t overeat.

starches. Eat at least one
daily of uncooked foods, preferably EVERYTHING FOR POULTRYMEN :
fruits or salad vegetables. Keep
the bowels active and don’t worry Write, Phone (3866 Bell), or Bring your order to
or fear 31 South Queen Street
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SPRECHER & GANSS, Inc.
THE BIG POULTRY SUPPLY HOUSE
MARKETING HINTS VIA
RADIO PROVE POPULAR

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house-

The marketing hints to >| INCUBATORS P. P. LIVE CHICK BOXES
| wives via radio recently started in > Hot Watex—Hot Air Wood Shipping Coops
| Philadelphia by the Federal and | BROODERS EGG CRATES
| State Departments of Agriculture, Coal Stove or=Qil Celluloid Leg Bands
| have created much interest among if OATS SPROUTERS EGG TESTERS
jconsumcrs. . 1 Cabinet and Open Pan Galvan- Thermometers
The purpose of these radio Jp ized Brocd Coops 3 Hydrometers
is, first, to keep housewives inform- SAN NON-FREEZE FOUNTS Green Bone Cutters

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ed on fruits and vegetables that |Z 1-2-3-5 Gallon Sizes Rodt.and Vegetable Cutters
are available in liberal supplies 5 MASH FEEDERS Lise Powder
2), i Th ee hee % and 1 Bushel Sizes Liguid“Disinfectant
jhen the pee x : 8 Wall and Jar Founts Feeds and Remedies for Birds
{duets is unusually low. This oe
a Grit and Shell Boxes and Chickéng
|vice is the second of its kind ever > Baby Chick Feeders Ground Shell and 3
{developed in the United States and | = Paz + Egg Boxe Poultry Nettin ug
the first to be carried out in Penn- 1 arce. st 8 Ty ting
sylvania. The talk is given each |@ WRITE TO-DAY FOR COMPLEETE LIST Ny
| Tuesday afternoon at 4:20, East- =
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Gimbel Brothers, Philadelphia. | emer
| Among the products about which |
have been advised |
service was started are |
onions, potatoes, apples, cabbage;
| mushrooms, citrus fruits and root
crops. During the next few weeks,
housewives will have the opportun- |
{ity of hearing talks on buying and |

Crushed Stone $1.50
Delivered to Mount Joy
house-wives
|since the

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{using eggs, spinach and other | Zn
| greens, rhubarb, asparagus and po-|
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| tatoes.
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| MICHAEL J. MINNICK SURE
KNEW HIS BUSINESS |
Penn Lime, Stone amg Cement | 0
Michael J. Minnick et al conspir- | Rheems, Penna.
ed to remove some 3996 barrels of |
whiskey from “a $4,000,000 con- |
spiracy,” and the fact that Minnick |
| was fined $1,000 for selling forty-
| four barrels to Patty Boyle for
$44,800 shows the amount of the
| conspiracy was accurately calculat- |

TAILOR-MADE
CLOTHING
| ed. Pleading guilty to the charges,’
| Minnick Vos Solon te iy oe For all occasions, direct from the manufacturer to you at
prisonment of three months. n a big saving in price.
other words, he practically realizes
$44,444 a day for serving ninety
days in jail. To make matters
| worse he dodged the payment of an
| income tax of $9,027
PLAIN CLOTHING A SBECIALTY
We also handle a full line of Men’s Furnishings.
S. HESS HERSHEY Ps
Bell Phone 92W LANDISVILLE, PA.

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