WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY

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THE MOU

r Small Farms, Mansions,
Business Places, Building
I' AM PLEASED TO INFORM PROSPECTIVE RE
LIST OF OFFERINGS, ALL PRICED TO SELL.

Lots==Anything
ALTY PURCHASERS THAT HERE IS A VERY GOOD
I HAVE ANYTHING FROM A $500 HOUSE TO A $30,000
MANSION OR FROM A ONE. ACRE TRUCK PATCH TO A 300 ACRE FARM.
YOU WILL FIND LISTED BEL
YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU WAN
THE SPOT. YOU KNOW IT'S MY BUSINESS TO HELP YOU BUY OR SELL PROPERTY.
IF YOU WANT A POUND OF SUGAR YOU GO TO A GROCER; IF YOU WAN
GO TO A CLOTHIER, AND IN CASE YOU WANT TO BUY OR SELL A PROPERTY WHY NO
REALTOR THAT WILL DEAL FAIR AND HONEST WITH YOU?
YOU ARE

No. 215—A beautiful p
reet, Mt. Joy, 13-r
i frame
hree ears, one of the fine
est homes and locations in
No. 220—A 7-roem house, acre of
frame stable, on
A good house
Main s
all conveni
room for

1ces,
ground,
highway at Bamford.
at right price.
No. 226—A fine
room frame
highway in Florin.
No. 230—A fine frame
on Marietta St., Mt. Joy, excellent
condition, garage, ete. Price $6,500.
No. 234—A 6-room bungalow on
North Barbara St., Mt. Joy,
built two years ago.
fences and extra good location.
No. 239—A very modern 7
UNDER OBLIGATI
ANY PROPERTY I HAVE AND REMEMBER THERE IS NO CHARGE.
YOU ARE IN MOUNT JOY. !
NOT

and modern 9-!
house along
All conven-
NS IF YOU COME TO ME.

-A new and
1 West Donegal street,
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acre-farm near Mar
tt Lancaster pike, good crop-
er, lot fruit, excellent tobacco
and truck rm. Only $4,000.
LARGE FARMS
No. 9i—A 149-acre farm, iron-
stone i on Scravel pike, bank
barn, S-room house, shedding for 29
(acres tobacco. $90 per acre.
No. 95—A 65-aere farm near Con-
ewago Station, ali farm land, run-
| ning water, bank barn, brick house,
| ete., $6,600. Immediate possession.
No. 138-—An 8l-acre farm of all
limestone soil, in East Donegal, 11-
{room stone house, barn, tobacco
shed, 5 acres meadow, 3-4 of money
| can ¥emain.
| No. 148—A 114 acre farm near
| Sunnyside, 10 acres meadow, sand
_room | land, 2 frame houses, big barn, tobac-
pouse on Marietta St. Mt. Joy, all co shed, etc., good reason for sell-
eonveniences, big garage.
No. 240—21% story frame proper-
0:
ty, on corner,
stable.
all conveniences,
Immediate possession.
half. Price $4,750.
Immediate possession.
No. 243—A new house,
property, very modern in every way, |
trolley at door.| diana Co., 75 acres farm land, bal-
Will finance| ance timber, good buildings, young!
Price right.
| No, 161—A 170-acre farm, 80
{acres farm land, balance pasture,
| some timber; good buildings, 2 silos,
i shedding for 7 acres tobacco, a real
| ing.
corner, farm.
No. 161—A 235-acre farm in In-
orchard, fine water and close to mar-
Nos. 244-45-46—Three new houses kets, schools and churches.
along trolley, very modern, all con-| |
immediate possession. ! soil, brick house,
$4,500 | bacco
venignces,
will finance half,
each,
wy

No. 198—A 102-acre farm, gravel
shed. A wonderful tobacco
farm, Possession any time.

modernly
I WILL CHEERFULLY SHOW YOu |
STOP AT MY OFFICE ANY TIME
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lot and

162—A
Man s
171—Lz
No.
East
No.

|I can give you any number of lots
| at any location, at almost any price.
No. 218—A wide lot fronting on
the East side of Poplar St., Mt. Joy. |
y | back a beautiful layer cake.
|
A corner lot. Big garage in rear.
No. 223—Two lots 40x200 in Flor-
in, one has chicken house 14x60 ft.
Both, ineluding building, for $900; or
will sell separate.
| JUST LAND
No. 42—An 85-acre tract of farm,
timber and pasture land in West
Donegal township, tract adjoins Ma-
sonic Homes ground on two sides.
Price very low.
No. 169—A 15-acre tract between
Mt. Joy and Florin. A real invest-
ment to some speculator.
FACTORY BUILDINGS
No. 140—3 acres and 49 perches
of land in East Donegal with large
stone mill converted into flats for
residences. $2,000.
FACTORY SITES
No. 10—A tract fronting 107 ft.
on the P, R. R. siding in Mount Joy
has many advantages and centrally
located. One of the best in the town.
I also have a number of properties

new barn, and to-'
that owners do not care to have ad-
vertised. If you don’t find what you
want in this list, eall and see me.
have it.

:t in the boro
NT JOY BULLETIN
OW ALMOST ANYTHING YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AND IN CASE |
T, PLEASE PHONE, CALL OR WRITE AND I'LL BE JOHNNY ON!

truck-|
a
number of build- |
ing lots between Mt. Joy and Florin. |

! a few morg warm weather !
going inch any
of these would much rather
Palm
to 4'lorida. It

fellows
bathing
shovel
|
| watch the
| Beach
beauties at
than snow,
Sam Hershey went hurridly down
saying he was
{ going to buy a revolve I said:
| “Gonna get a six shooter?’ He
answered: “No, a nine shooter, I
want to kill a cai”
{ town the other day,

One of our coctors told a patient
that he wi'l have to pass up eat-
ing rare meat for one year. Ie
said you just potta quit eatin red
meat. After a few moments the
patient replied: “That's a dirty
shame. 1 am so fond of watermel-
on.
|

You needn’t laugh. You think
watermelon isn’t meat. Of course
you also think that chicken eggs are

T A NEW SUIT YOU | not fruit but they are just the same.
T GOTO A | They grow on trees.

| —
i all those who
the Col-
benefit of
recent show at
the
the
For
missed
onial I would say that they grow on
poul-tre.
jin il
I told that one to a bunch of fel-
lows back at Henry Engl the oth- |
| : ‘9
er e < as
‘G I [

You know 1 j
y . 3 :
what a picnic it would be fo
of few words to e some 01 Llne

cross word
puzzles.

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Did you ever stop to think that
the average man who casts his bread
|
|
|
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{do run into.
I I asked Clyde Fenstermacher what

| . .
very few autoists don’t care if they
upon the water expects it to come
Enos Rohrer told me a few days
ago that he knows of one thing that
I said: “Well, I'll bite, |
He said: “DEBT.”
what is it?”
I'll say he’s right because I hap-
pen to know a few of those birds my
self.
A certain East Main street girl
who recently had her hair bobbed
said that barber shop gossip isn’t
near as interesting as sewing society
scandal.

A certain Marietta street chap
whispered into my ear at movies
the other night that you can always
estimate your standing in Mt. Joy
by the number of people who try to
borrow money from you.

Back at the depot the other day
it is that is always in advance of
the mail. Of course he didn’t know
so I told him “the engine and tend-
er.”
A man at Florin calls his wife
an old hen just because she cackles
every time she lays for him.

When I saw a certain chap go
down town Saturday night I was
readily convinced that no woman
can lace her self as tight as a man
can drink himself.

If the weather would have been
warmer, wouldn’t the guy who
wrote “Ain’t Gonna Rain No Mo,”
been some liar? A WISE OWL
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From a list of 2,000 applicants
Harry K. Thaw selected a prize-
fighter as his secretary.

JOY, LANCASTER CO., PA.

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tim rot years' trying fo , ¢ Kno Notre Dame
the unobtainable, in 1844. i that I am condemned to be executed —————————
reas | a1 «an never return to England. .
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How Lawyer St mmed jie ; moe hn or : 9 1 hi | THE
Up Town’s Officials zie Wi . Li
There dwelt do last a quaint old | gert & [1348
character, “Law Hopkins,” whose Bi itish Capita! Oneez a
notion of the diy origin and chav . :
acter of justice wi certainly modern | Site of Vast Fores 8!
in its practicality. He occasionally | Larce areas of the land on which | . i
practiced law in a small way and in | the British metropolis stands ouce ||
a manner peculiarly his own. formed a great charcoal district from .
On one occasion a flock of sheep | Which practically the whole of the 1 Fall a d Winter
disappeared and their heads were | city's fuel came. Vast forests of oak, i
found in a flour barrel In the barn of | beech and ash trees covered these |;
a certain man, who was thereupon ar- | areas, which included Norwood-—the H
rested and tried for sheep stealing. | Great North Wood—Croydon, Syden- | Caps an Gloves
Lawyer Hopkins, in conducting the de- | ham and Forest Hill. In those far-off |}
fense, maintained that the sheep were | days of the Fourteenth century coal
not stolen, but had strayed away, as | was not allowed to be burned, as it | Plain Hats A =
was common in the spring. was considered that the smoke was | ren
The prosecuting attorney sald: | dangerous to health. It is not exactly JOHN A. HAAS, pr.
“Yes, 1 know sheep do stray away | €asy to see how this could be 50, for 144 N. Queen Lancas Pa.
this time of year, but they do not | the smpke from charcoal burning is, |} ’ -
rels in the haymow.”
Hopkins went to a neighboring town
to settle the th the selectman
but failed, and gave this report, char-
flicials:
ing wrong
ill do noth
and Mr, C—
t if he knows it.”
case \

i lightening the burden of housekeeping
and a ga

nose. And th,
"wot, it » to gO
end of 1 bein th
there Is us to do but hump
our bac} an olde sheep in a hall-
| storm, pull down our hattes and thank
| providence for what it hasn't done to
| us.—Kansas City Star. ™
Sand Clock Was Wrong
Probably there is only one place in
the United Kingdom where the sand |
glass is still used for timing purposes, |
says London Tit-Bits.
In the house of lords a sand glass—
a squat, podgy-looking affair—reposes
on the clerk's table, and is used to In-
dicate the three minutes allotted to |
a member during which, after the dee- |
laration of division, he is entitled to |
record his vote.
A few years ago a member chal
lenged the correctness of the glass,
and upon a test being made he was
found to be right, the sand being ac- |
tually all down in two and three quar- |
ters minutes. His vote was allowed
and more sand was put in the glass.

Penurious Philanthropist |
A widely known banker in an East- |
ern city is looked upon as a grear
philanthropist and his name is a |
bol of all that is noble. Strong men
stop on street corners to extol his vir-!
tues. Yet I had some correspondence
with him several years ago about buy-
ing a house he was handling for an
estate ard when the deal was closed
he charged me for every stamp he had
used on letters he wrote me. [I insist
that a man who watches pennies that
closely can’t be such a lovely char-
acter as his neighbors suppose.—Kan-
sas City Star.
Ay mie
Magic Power Adds Hours
In the artistic and utility scheme of
things nothing Is s- dominent as
lighting and its media, luminaires.
By the press of a button or the turn-
ing of a switch we brighten and beau-
tity the home. This magic invisible
power simplifies our daily tasks,
and adding more hours te our day,
more luxury, greater convenience.
It pays to advertise in the Bulletin
usually leave their heads in flour bar- |

to say the least of it, most unpleasant,
who had his palace at
as greatly annoyed by a
irner, who lit his fire right
{ One
Croydon
bishop,

charcoal |

under his ship's windows, filling
the palace with the fumes of the smol
! g wood. The charcoal burner
{ d in th times as a sinis-
tel and was often credited with = TY a
b in league with witches and | > N I 1 S
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Minist Wife Saved
An ts Others
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: RN N. Oak St.,
Titusville, Pg, 1 I am do-
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real or = whe
en I
L A removed
B Cod Q le, a stainless
] sa art and nerves
we al ition. Felt no
: : ll effe f 1 reatment. Glad
0 or wi perience.”
C d} by le:
t 1 ( ny, J st
1 it tim 0) i t EK. Ww arber’s,
S n in Mount Joy.
1 0 me an i A ————————
the cuild PAPFR HAN
1 the guild of PAPLELK | {ANGI
rives its name
Wa Also Dealer In
2 Che ra wl VY ia. X :
S i f lways takes %
| the T emple, out- Yeap
| tel erected for Work Done - Reasonable Prices
the p o Fel. The latter is on Shart Notice - ji:
he S riotic general of the hn A;
mg dynasty (960-1276 A. D.) It is a
not known the building trades D. F. WA HTEL
chooses this temple for its meeting MANHEIM, PA
lac 1
place Ind. Phone *

Brings Good and Bad Luck
There are numerous
associated with the hearing of the
cuckoo’s first call. In the maritime
Highlands and Hebrides, if the cuckoo
is first beard by one whe has not bro-
——————————————————————
superstitions |
ken his fast, some misfortune is ex- |
pected. Indeed, besides the danger,
it 18 regarded a reproach to one to
have heard the cuckoo while hungry. !
In France, to hear the cuckoo for the
first time fasting is to make the hear- |
er “an idle do nothing for the rest of
the year,” or “to numb his limbs” for
the same period. There is a similar
belief in certain parts of the west of
England. In Northumberland one Is |
told, if walking on a hard road when
the cuckoo first calls, that the en-|
suing season will be full of calamity; !
to be on soft ground is a lucky omen. |
Grease and Diamonds
In South Africa mines grease is
an important aid in the extraction
of diamonds. A table with a riffled
top is smeared with about half an
inch of grease. Concentrated ore is |
then passed over the table with the
aid of running water. Garnet and
olivine “ave no affinity for grease, but
diamonds adhere to the greasy sur-|
face. The grease is later removed, !
heated, and run off, the diamonds be- |
ing left in the vessel. They are then |
boiled in sulphuric acid, for cleansing
purposes, and sorted.
——— {ee
In the Time of Trouble
Children and maids are frequently
at a loss in ap emergency and a direc
tory hung over the telephone with the
names, addresses and tel’ ‘hone num-
bers of the family physician and a
substitute, the nearest fire box, the
poiice station, the family pastor and |
the business places of all employed
members of the family, will sometimes
avert a tragedy.
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PAGE THREE

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your hair
w long is it?
i many days
sinc, it was cut?

THE Merchants
whe advertise in
this paper will give
‘you best values for
your money.

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