CIEE EERE EE ETT rr. LU a Ku Ku df (GH Klan Meeting = — J a E37 t good brake lining save 5 39 A sudden dash from a side road, fran out brakes, Faulty br department will tell you that. Perhaps that is why so many of our customer: in io have their brakes reclined with Johns-Manvillée Brake Lining. They know it is the best—and we put it on with n motion! Ream’s Garage, a 2X. | ib S Ny eo > and your car joins the others ices are io blame for most acci jamming of worn n the junk pile. s—any police re driving sbestos lost Mt. Joy Picture and Rockers, Mirrors, Hall Racks Frames, Ladies’ Desks, Extension and Other Tables Davenports, China Closets, Kitchen Cabinets Fact Anything in the Fur- niture Line N \ UNDE AKING EMBA{MING Closed and Saturday at 5 P. M. and All DR. JAS. A. BLACK FLURQSCOPIC X-RAY $1.00 MOUNT JOY, RA. ecialist in ELECTR TREATING ALL STOMACH AND CHRONIC Tuesday Day Sunday ans Corner Queen and Orange LANCASTER, PA. NURSE ATTENDANTS BRE ERE é oo 0608600 rR G. HE facturer of Window and Metal Weather R. 1, LANCASTER, REPRESENTED BY JOHN C. HESS, MT. JOY, PA. Millersville Exchange SS Screens PA. “Crushed Stone $1.50 De enn Lime, Stone a Rheems, Penna. red to Mount Joy 5 | the women, we've lady on Mt. Joy street who knows her | business. She kisses her husband levery time he comes home after | spending a night out, where other | women would be too sore to do] {such a thing. She says, it isn't | { { | always i affection either | (On With Laughter) A certain lady and her daughter trolley a few went to Lancaster by drix says you can’t make him be lieve there isn’t any Santa Claus. A man went to Ed bethtown yesterday. She pulled he ing hands. Really I hadn’t the leas intention of squeezing it. A Marietta street woman said: why leaves turn red in the Fall. hke to white is something I'd Black cows may give black hens may lay white eggs but how can blackberries be green when they're red? Of course reason why a fellow should take his girl to Doc Garber’s, buy her a soda and then take her home and try to squeeze it out of her. A Main street girl named On the sidewalk slipped on a ba- nana, And e’er since I'm sorry to say She stands up to play the piano. that day I said to a man from Florin. “George I heard your wife met with a motor accident this morning. Did it amount to much?” He replied: “No, just a little paint knocked off both of ’em.” I'm convinced that there’s nothing a man can say that will interest his wife more than when he talks in his sleep. A fellow from Sporting Hill went to Frank Hershey’s restaurant and ate a piece of pie and then a bowl of soup. Frank said to him, “What's the idea?’ He replied: “Why my +” stomach is completely upset. vou will about You may say what a married but investigation. If you want to be ask the of your and if you want to be sue- very - advice ! friends {cessful don’t follow it. | A man from the country was i walking across a grass field yester-| day taking the short cut home. He iheard a noise and stopped as if to see an airplane go by. As it passed {he was very much surprised to see {it was only a grasshopper. “Member, when they used to have their pictures taken with the poor boob sitting in a chair, and the blushing bride standing alongside with her hand on his shoulder. Now they take ’em with wifey’s hand in hubby’s pocket and it looks natural. | I We have a fellow here in town reminds me very much of a match. Every time he strikes he loses his head. A WISE OWL eee. If you want to succeed—Advertise It pays to advertise in the Bulletin Ream’s the other day and said to George Hin- ever, are Met a beautiful lady from Eliza- | The factors hand away very quickly after shak- | der varying condition of a: Ii { expended in Europe in bombarding Now that that’s off my chest there | mortars, bombs, and rockets. Shortly | know. milk, there’s Sixty Groff says they ain't but then that’s no good Anna | popular | REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE FIRST | WEATHER DATA IMPORTANT NATIONAL BANK AT MOUNT JOY IN THR | IN FOREST FIRE CONTROL | OF PENNSYLVANIA, AT THE OLOSE OF BUSINESS ON OCTOBER 10, 1024. : trys RESOURCE To determine the feasibilityRof | rune ana tea 8 predicting periods of fire hazard tfo |, rediscounts 065,280.92 12.71 Total loans Overdrafts, unsecured secured, none; (or more days in advance a study weather in relation to forest-fi 0 Secure Sirol hazard was carried on last fall b VIRB) eset vay $ 125,000,00 All other United States the Appalachian forest experimen Government securities 289,406.08 station. It was based on weather da-§ Total Fra ars ' 414.400.98 Yther honds, stocks, securities, ete 827,701.28 ta from the United States Weather Ling i Ur ! Bureau station at Asheville, N. C. urniture and Fixtures . 14,682.42 45,054.10 p ’ ' awful reserve with Federal Re. fire records from the national for RIVE. BRAK iiss oss ses 53,244.28 sts of wester y Yow 1i f A in vault and amount due from ys Yestern North Carolina ani DANKE. 105,485.70 eastern Tennessee and from the dis- | ux@uanges for clearing house ...... 118.04 lit fire: ‘wi . al of Items 9,10,11,12 and tric t fire warden for the mountain| of Ttems 8.70, 105.604.73 district of North Carilina and a | cash items .......... 1,886.05 n : meri Bat. tu > Rede@ption fund with U, 8, Treas- comparison with similar records foe |" due from U. S, Treasurer 6,250.00 the preceding season. Other If ANY 1,282.88 The general conclusions reached | $1,020,508.71 ro TY LIABILITIES were ‘that weather conditions BY8 | capitmt Nock pod Tn eran $125,000.00 of minor impcrtance until the leaf | Surplus Bnd 125,000.00 yp is ; ATV. VAN | Undivided Qprofits 5,645.21 th dove Heavy rains which Reserved for Interest ....15,768.98 yack the leaf litter retard iis ing —_— pa ils drying LAI and make fire control easier. Dry| russ expenses, int. | . 1 oy = » « vo « | days ago. When they reached Col- periods occur after the passing of | rest, and axes, paid .. 10,067.83 = | lege Avenue several F. and M. storms and with the advent of high | arin loa Since) ‘ho : 2 , | Circulating notds outstanding ...... 23,000. students got on the car and stood pressure. The high Appalachian | re th Sats parks, banks Bj where th ey sat, As they were Plateau tends to induce a down- ers, and in the U, = war veme BS S. and foreig countries ....... Along the Concrete Read Between 1 | about to gel off the car at the squave Ward movement of air and to Te- | coed choos o.oo: . . m | the mother said to her daughter, tain high pressures. Disturbances Cashier's Sek SRE 1,481.48 Mount Joy and orin m | “When the car stops, we will both which displace the pressure condi- Individual deposits Ubjest to cheek 316,017.60 | get off backward.” They did and tions in times of severe fire hazard verte tes JL. gt due In lose 30,085.00 | i= he 3 AYE i Ri L085. o EVERYBODY WEL ME | aS they walked up North Queen commonly advance over Montana | state, county, fro de. 1 : : . F Toxas an . 10 . . secure y of asse " street the daughter inquired of her Of Texas and the Gulf, the latter oon or oe ity bond .... 10,000.00 1 : oh [1 7 hv did we et ‘type being less frequent in the f demand deRosits 886,102.60 u Speaking will start at M. 2 | mother, “Moth wy 4 ay late fire season. TI eather data |! 165 OF dOpOSIE forces 159 0 H 1 # | off that car backward? The lady 12 so 2 1¢ weather data | me deposits “oda a" 614. q ? 1 “« Ba red the collected daily by the Wea + Bur- | Total of time depositsy. 803.613. ® In case of bad weather the mee wi u (replied: “Just as we nea TN Of tire SWARSL LC) a 1 - | Square I heard one of those students eau at Washington is a enough | Bills payable (including Rall obliga. be held the following Tuesday even say, “Let's pinch these two ladies’ to indicate such disturbances and| bios reprosentig mony borrowed oo 3 . I 1 4 sare u seats when they get off.” the rate of movement with sufficient Liabilities other than thi ~ = accuracy to forecast them at least stated ...... coin 10 Even after all that Arthur Hen. three days in advance. WOtAL (ch Sens ssa a Rrra State of Pennsyllvania, General weekly forecasts are now | gs. issued by the Weather Bureau of ( [I B. Fellenbaum, Cashier o |the United States Department of an te He ons ol | Agriculture. More studies, and belief. needed for the the above-nam- hat the above my knowledge how- R. specific Subscribed and 17th day of October, , Cashier, sworn to fore me this 1924, kle: “I would like to see a first- purpose of forest-fire control, es- W. M. Hollowbush, Notdry Iie, 3 My commission expires Fel y . class second-hand car.” George re- oe pou ae ft ods $f » Ss 0 reat fire hazar e paths AMOS N. MUSSER plied: “So would I p GABRIEL MOYER of storms may be promptly fixed. controlling leaf fall HENRY H. EBY r| and the rate of drying of litter REPORT OF CONDITION OF THE UNION NATIONAL MOUNT JOY BANK AT MOUNT JOY, IN THE STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA, AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS ON OCTOBER 10, 1924. t should be given further study. ———— al HAIL INSURANCE PAYS— “HAIL RODS” ARE WORTHLESS RESOURCES and discounts, in- rediscounts ..$1,067,647.30 JOumS ia canes $1,0687,647.30 Loans cluding Total 7f women were wiser, they aT verdrafts, secured, none; unsecured 84.10 wouldn’t complain when their hus- | The Weather Brean of the Unit-| I Sagired to secyre circula- on . 8. bonds par bands go to a ball game. No man fe ed States Department of Agriculture| orion. 100,000.00 : _ | is frequently asked whethe iq | All Yother United States can go to the dogs while he is eat . $e o 3 r there 13 GoYfernment Securities ..244,350.00 ing peanuts and rooting for one any known method of preventing] Tog 844,850.00 . ” | hailstorms. “he & ia i Other Ybonds, stocks, securities, ete. 497,099.76 | more run to win the game. 5 The answer is emphat- | 5. CV Tole, $25,000.00; Furniture es lically negative. Many million dol-| and Axtures, $8,704.00............. 33,704.00 ie are y Pe Lawful §eserve with Federal Reserve Jake Zellar asked me if I knew |lars’ worth of ammunition has been EN 69,271.61 ault and amount due from Banks Cash in Nationa said they are only blushing because ‘the clouds for the purpose of avert- | Total of Items 9,10,11,12, and se UAB ins carrie 27,091.33 they were so darn green in the joe a Soe an elaborate | 'Miscellinegus cash items ........ 980.39 Spring. 2 | technique as been developed, en-| Redemption Yund with Uv. 8. Tre P urer from U. 8. Treasurer B, 000: 00 | and die assets, § | tailing the use of special types of giner gro 2 2 : Total {before the World War the practice : Capital stock prevailec videlv i Dr: Ff orect- | pres ile | widely in France of erect-| gq ‘fund ing hail rods, or so-called “electric | Undivided profits essentially, | i Niagaras.” These were, 11.846 10.15 69,526.79 large copper lightning rods installed’ ¢ ee 03,500.00 {on high buildings or on steel towers Am unt due a | : | | | especially constructed for the Pur-| Za fore 590.76 pose. In the early part of the nine- 8 ‘ashier’s 1,596.43 { . tal of teenth century smaller hail rods, x dep 275,075.90 | | consisting of Ai poles, | State. county, or other | | or . | posits secure a by oy e of assets | | were set up in European fields, vine-| . ot this ba surety ond ...... 15,000.00 | in > | Dividends unpaid rr 33.00 | {yards, etc, on a very extensive Other demand deposits cor 433.62 | | scale. None of these expedients! Total of demand deposils 200,542.52 | ies . _.n | Certificates of deposit Ler tl ever had any plausible scientific i“ money EA hypothesis back of it, and the mer- lo her time deposits ......R........ 317,145.54 | 0,000.99 obliga- yrrowed tal of time deposits 1, payable (including al ms represent er than re lit other its popularly ascribed to them were pis undoubtedly wholly imaginary. It is| understood that the popularity oo money scounts) than those above . : |= Btatel 151.65 these practices has greatly declined | a i 7 otal $2,046,007.86 in recent years. State of Pennsylvania, Countygof Lancaster, The only protection the farmer ss. above-named has against damage to his exposed |, Loven Tan state- H. N. Nissly, do solemnly Cashier of thi affirm that Xe crops from hail is hail insurance. | ment i is true to the best of my kipwledge and eller. This form of insurance has been| H. N. NISSIW. Cashier. . inp aroe c 3 »| Subscribed and affirmed to befor@ me this practiced on a large scale in Europe |, mat for more than a century and in re-| M. N. BRUBAKER, Notafly Public. My commission expires Feb. 87, 1925. cent years has made rapid progress | J. B. LONGENECKER in this country. J. 8S. KENDIG J. B. KELLER on CONDITION OF THE LANDISVILLE | - | “STATE” ALUMNI TO HOLD { FIFTH HOMECOMING DAY | Apron | N AYTONAT oF BANK AT The fifth annual alumni home- BD CE AP THE coming day celebration will be ob- oF OCTOBER 10, 1924. on a RESOURCES served at the Pennsylvania State 1 He 1 95 $282,112.54 College on Saturday, October 25. --$282.112.53 This holiday for graduates and for- mer students of the college has now become the biggest annual > alumni on the ca: of several for attendance expected. The outstanding thousand is day wi be the { game between Penn { cuse Ure i { third consecutiv [two teams. The first rame. ended |in a score—Iless tie and the second {was won last year by Syracu | The Nittany Lion eleven is out to | avenge last year’s defeat and the game should turn out to be one of the best ever staged in Central Penn- sylvania. An alumni smoker in the college armory will close the big reunion day for the former st var of whom travel {miles to attend the occasion. | | | { rr ly Qn At the Western Pennsylvania Pen- | itentiary at Rockview, Centra coun- (ty, 135 of the 700 prisoners have | enrolled for elementary educational i i i 0 i | | than red : 3s . | Notes and bills : 32,900.00 | studies under the direction of the { i i : ORE engineering extension department | _siate oF Pidaesiiania, Cont ot of the Pennsylvania State College. | a J. N. Summy, Cashier of the al Classes will be held at the peniten- | bank, Pa Sumy, swear that the al tiary each Monday and Thursday | me is true to the best of my know yf belie night, in charge of extension faculty J. N. SUMMY, Basher. | Subscribed and sworn to before this | members. | 1st day of October, 1924. Tessas HENRY H. KOSER, Notary Public. Commission expires Feb. 21, 1927. Scheduled Foot Ball Games Correct—Attest: The manager of the Mount Joy 8% sce A. A. has scheduled the following A. W. ROOT gridiron attraitions for the local Directers. eleven: : . Read the Bulletin. Saturday, Oct. 25—Columbia A. If you want to succeed—Advertise | A. here. Subscribe for the Mt. Joy Bulletin | | ig 19¢ Sale! This Big Nineteen Cent Sale contains a large number of secasonable items, selected and taken from our regular stocks and worked up into a real opportunity for you. OOOO IO © © Our already low prices are sharply cut, but the © § Quality remains unchanged — Qur Usual High @ ©) (Standard. \ It Pays to Trade Where Quality Counts! 2 1 @ @ | Asco Washing Soda 3 pkgs 19¢ @ i price, 10c. Small pieces. Sanitary containers. @ @ ®@ Sunbgite Cleanser ....... 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