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People Read
This Newspaper

That’s why it would be
profitable for you to
advertise in it AND RETURN
== SUNDAY, JUNE 1st, 1924
F you ant a fob The Magnifjcient Capitol

Building will be§open on this
date at and at
Elizabethtown
will be given to the com-
modious and beautiful Masonic
Homes.
SPECIAL TRAIN REAVES
Eastern Standard§Time
Mt. Joy 8%0 A. M.
Stopping at principal §stations
pe Paoli and Mognt Joy
Returning leaves isburg
IF you want to hire somebody
yoo want to sell something
If you went to buy something
If you want to rent your house
If you want to sell your house
If you want to sell your farm
Ff you want fo bay preperly
If there is anything that you
ant the quickest and best way

to supply that want is lacin, 7:15 P. M., Elizabethto
an oR ana in J P. M. and Lancaster 8.09%
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ing excursion.
Penna. R. R.
The results will surprise
and please you

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SMOKED MEATS,
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RIVE ut she body Pulverized And sterilized
kg { sheep Manure cap be applied
Relieve constipation. |in many ways as\a fertilizer.
It will promote tArift to any

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| growing crop in or gar-
{ den, lawn, or to yourtmost del-
| icate house plants. We have
| just received a car ofthe Old
Reliable Sheep Head \Brand
Try a ton or a few bags\

For Sale at
E. H. Zercher\
MOUNT JOY, PA.
Siggy ier
Fixtures an
of All Kinds
Wiring, Appliances

: 66 West Main Street |
Wqll Phone 16R4 Mount Jop\Pa. RSHEY’S
mar. 5% me BARBER SHOP
| 3 BARBERS. %GOOD SERVICE
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37 WEST MAW STREET 44 Agent for Manhattan Laundry
Jos. B. Hershey, Propr.
Jeweler

Watchmaker—Engraver
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Save Pennies—
Waste Dollars

Landisville,
Pa.
Bell Phone 75R2
TONE
cing your order
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prices to pre-

MOUNT JOY, PA.
WANTED—Everybody in this
tion to use our “wanted, for
column more frequently. It
Lound to pay. Just try it.

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AN COMPLAIN BITTER
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX. |
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN |
BY DR. DAVID H. |
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REEDER

PROGRESS: If a clock were con-
structed so that it would strike only
each hundred years there would be |
many, many millions of human be-
ings who would never hear it lhe
There would be a vast majority who |
would positively assert that it never |

that man can fly in the air faster |
than many birds. They have never |
seen or heard of an automobile, a;
telephone or telegraph. They could |
tion. i
the people now living would emphat- |
ically declare that man can never |
develop an instrument or system |
that will enable the eye to do what |
the ear now does and enable one not |
only to hear but see people
places on the other side of the world. |
It will be accomplished.
Now as a matter of fact the ear |
is no where near as useful or highly |
developed a sense as the eye. About |
sixty per cent. of all perception is
through the eye. The ear is second |
and then comes feeling, smelling and |
taste. It is through these five senses |
that man has progressed and knows
that he knows.
In addition, man has developed |
and is now much more rapidly de- |
| veloping the subconscious or master |
| mind. This develops imagination and |
| through that powerful stimulant his |
| desires are increased. Desires stir |
| the individual into action and as a|
| result of desire, plus imagination, |
| we have invention. |
| If it has not been for the develop-|
would |
have invented so simple a thing!
| 4s a three legged stool.
{ Many parents, teachers and |
| preachers seek to curb imagination |
{in children. Object to fairy tales,
| novels and poetry of vivid imagin-
| ings, and when a child tells them of
| the great bear and the Indians out
{ behind the barn or in the woods they
| punish it for lying.
In that manner they destroy pro-
As a matter of

| gress in the child.
fact the bear and the Indians are
very real to the child. He has creat-
ed them in his imagination and to |
him they are very real and very
dangerous.
| Wise is the parent who can
| courage the imagination and at
{ same time remove the fear while
couraging a love of truthfulness.
Foolish, almost a criminal, is the
parent who bluntly calls the child a
liar and roughly takes him to the
place of the bear and the Indians
and thus proves him a liar.
The chair that you sit in existed
| first in the imagination of the man
You can destroy the
match
en-
the
en-
{ who made it.
material chair with a little
but you cannot destroy the actual
| chair in the man’s mind. A real
| teacher and leader in progress will
| go cheerfully with the child to look
| for the bear and the Indians, will be
| much disappointed when they are
{ not found and then will make the
| wonderful explanation as to the dif-
{ ference between the material things
| and the creations of the mind. The
{ child will be delighted and encourag-
{ ed, he will progress and become con-
| structive instead of destructive.
| Personally I am of the opinion
{ that man is making more progress
{in each hundred years of present
{time than he made in several thous-
ands of years in prehistoric times
{and yet as a matter of fact he is
| just now approaching the open door
| of such a vast storehouse of real
i kncwledge that those nearest stand |
{ appalled at the stupendous revela-
| tions that are to appear.
| In a very short time many of the
| more advanced physicians will be
| able to treat a patient a thousand
| miles away with much greater ac-
| curacy than has heretofore ever been
{ done by drugs or surgery. A very
accurate diagnosis can be made
| through a few drops of the patients
blood or the tension of his tissues, |
| using the magnetic meridian of the
| earth for stimulating the reflexes.
|
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|

| I have had only one failure in a
| number of years and in time there |
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will be no failures at all.

If you do not get your share of ;
the business in this vicinity, its your
Advertise :
and tell the people what you have to
sell. tf.
J
By Chasles
re NG
NZ
28, WAROWD PUMPERNICKEL- GEL SOME
Nl COULD MAKE A HIX BW DRAWING A PICTURE OF A
HUSBAND ASSISTIN' HIS WIFE Bu ORMIN' “i D\SHES
OSH IN ~H' HOUSE Gree’ A MEAL |
did strike and never would strike. |
There are millions of human be- ||
ings living today who do not know ||
not even imagine a radio in opera- ||
I presume that ninety percent. of |!
and ||
plained by Mr. Bucher thusly: “As

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WAX SHE EVRY
TH’ OLE GROUCH |
SPEAKIN' OF TH UNGRATEFLL
CUSSES WHO ALWAYS KNOCK
OLR HOME PAPER AN' SAM
SLGHTIN' THINGS ABOLY
TH BEOITOR, ALL | WISH
“HEM \S LLCK =
WARD LUCK

TIONAL

It is apparent that the world was
not made safe for democracy by
waging war.
that roads can not be made safe for
pedestrians or motorists by waging
war against the latter by prohibitive
speed regulations or drastic police
rulings.
The motor car and truck have
come to stay. They have come to
stay because they save time, make
speed. Eliminate the speed and the
time-saving from motor cars and
men would go back to horses.
result in maimings and killings; if
accidents and injuries follow the use
of trucks on highways, then some
other remedy must be found that
will destroy the very factors of these
instruments of transportation which
make them vital to our modern life.
The answer is plain; most people
who have studied the question see
it, and many acknowledge it. But
it is not much talked about, because,
forsooth, the politician dreads to say
anything which may be construed as
advocating more taxes, spending
more money. Had the politician of
twenty years ago advised farmers to
spend five hundred or a thousand
dollars for a new ‘team’ “to save
time, he would have been defeated
for office!
But the answer must be made, and
we, as a people, must see it, approve
it, pay for it. The answer is wider
roads; roads with high and low speed
SUGHRE

Lancaster County
Farm Bureau News
WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY THIS WELL KNOWN OR-
GANIZATION
The late spring season this year is
causing quite a delay in planting
most of the crops on schedule time
and is causing some farmers con-
siderable worry. For the potato divisions; roads which can carry
grower, however, the late spring modern traffic!
Not all roads, of course. But the
weather may be a “blessing in dis-
guise”, according to County Agent
F. S. Bucher.
It is true that, for the grower of
Cobblers and other early varieties,
the late season may prove a handi- | later, must be made wide enough to
cap in getting the crop on the early | carry the present and the future
summer markets. But in the case of | traffic safely, assure the pedestrian
the greater majority of growers, who of his life and whole limbs, the mo-
raise the later varieties, the propo- | torists of freedom from accident,
sition is quite different. | and traffic the possibility of making
The County Agent has been ob-| time without danger to anyone.
main roads, the well-traveled roads
the intercity roads, the roads con-
necting State with State and county
with county—these, either now or

serving the “ups and downs” of the] When the automobile was new,
potato growing business in Lancas-| people cried out against hard surface
ter County for more than ten years highway os “does
and, therefore, speaks with the voice| legislation for speeders.” Now the |
of authority when he says, | people know that hard surface high-
“I have been wondering whether| Ways are for them, first, for the
it would not be a wise thing for| “speeders” afterwards. But we all
growers, in some | want to make time, save time, go
sections of the|
county at least, to plant some of fast enough to get the benefit of our
their late varieties at a later date. |
With the present planting dates, the | the added expense of the wide high-
late varieties grown in the county|Wa¥: motor
start to set and to form tubers at a transport safe for us alll
ere Gre eee
period in the season when extremely
dry weather prevails more than fiftyy DANGERS OF A COLD
percent. of the time. Another con-|
dition that also often exists just at]
the times when the crop begins te
set is the stopping of the tuber | A
growth temporarily unless there is
an abundant supply of humus pres-| headache,
ent.” | kidney acti
What happens to the potato crop|2 old
a 4 . _j sign ki
under these conditions is then ex this Mt. Joy r
Let us stop erying out against
which alone can make

.Mt. Joy People Will Do Well To
Heed Them
ny bad cases of kidney trouble
om a cold or chill. Congest-
fall behind in filtering the
_ blood and backache,
izziness and disordered
Don’t neglect
resul
trouble. Follow
ident’s example:
J C. H. Metzle mechanic, 49 W.
the rains come un during the latter Main St., says: “I\wasn’t feeling any
part of the growing season, the|t00 good and the i Ble was all
Sts cs {my kidneys. In the\first place, they
prow Starts again and the result were put out of by a cold. My
at arvest time is a rather low vield | kidneys were not only gore, but they
of mis-shapen potatoes. When plant- were sluggish, too, whic resulted in
ed later in the season, chances are Je kidney passe joo sel-
; : : dom. imes when I did gny stoop-
favorable for the tubers Starting to ing, a sharp, cutting pain ram through
set at a time when there is likely tomy back. A short use of oan’s
be more rainfall. Under these con-| Pills brought results. Doan
ditions there will be an uninterrupt-|lated the kidney action,
ed growth, and quite generally a ened me and fixed up my back
very satisfactory yield.”
pleasing way.”
Foster-Milburn
Mr. Bucher’s argument for later
60c at all dealers.
Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
planting dates is summed up in the!
following statement: “That it is pos-
sible to grow a heavy yield when
INCREASED PLANTING
IN FARM ORCHARDS

planting is done at a late date is
proven by the fact that in 1923 A marked increase in the planting
several of the 58 growers in the|of farm orchards in Pennsylvania
«400-bushel Club” of Pennsylvania! this spring is reported by Paul Thay-
planted their crops at late as Junejer, fruit extension specialist at the
1st.” | Pennsylvania State College. Wher-
| ever spraying has been practiced in
the old farm orchards, Thayer ob-
serves that farmers are beginning to
see that there is an opportunity for
profit in the home orchard.
In Wyoming county, where co-op-
erative spray rings have been in op-
eration for several years, larger
plantings of apple, cherry, and pear
trees have been made this year than
ever before. This situation is true
in practically every section of the
state where the control of insects
and diseases and good orchard man-
agement have supplanted the “let a-
lone” policy in farm orchards.
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The Coming Chautauqua
The date of the Mount Joy Chau-
tauqua this year as it came in the
Circuit is July 8—July 13. Some
years we have had it in June and
that appeared too early. Last year
it came in August and that was too
late. We believe the date this year
is to our advantage, Real wisdom
has been shown in the make-up of
the Chautauqua program which will
be given in a later issue of our pa-
per. Plays—two of them—sym-
phony orchestras and national figures
are among the attractions.
met A Ar
If you want to succeed—Advertise

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SHAT THEM GATIZENS WHO ARE COMPLAININ'
ABOUY WHAT AUTDS ARE,
AN' HOW “HEMRE “100 SMART © WASTE MONEY
Le WOLFUS, HE “OWN GROUCH, SEX. WES NOTICED
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 21st, 19247

Small Town Stuff |
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AN OPERATION
rs.Shaw Calls Lydia E.Pink-
Vegetable Compound
w | God-Send to Sick Women
ambridge, Maine.—‘‘ I suffered ter-
y with pains and soreness in my
sides. Each month
I had to go to bed,
octor told

go under an opera-
tion before I could
get help. I saw your
advertisementin the
paper, and I told my
} usband one day to
3 et me a bottle of
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
4 egetable Com-
und. Before I took
& third dose I felt better. I took it |
times a day for two years, getting |
er all the time, and now for four
rs I don’t have any pains. After
fing the medicine for two years I had
ther child—a lovely baby girl now
years old—the life of our home. I
braise this medicine. It is a Godsend
women who suffer with female
tro@bles and especially for pains at the
perfbds. I surely was very bad once,
andf I know that Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Compound saved me from an
fation.”’ — Mrs. Josie M. SHAW,
e No. 1, Cambridge, Maine.
vass of purchasers
2's Vegetable Com-

For sale by druggists

JNO. H. DIETZ
119 E. Main St. Bell Phone 118R2

"HOUSE WIRING DONE TO YOUR
%, SATISFACTION
s
Attrac Fixtures of All New Fin.
ishes Reasonable Prices
Everything Electric to Make House
work a Pleasure
el,
Rotarex Washers, Ironexs and Apes
Cleaners
Kook-Rite the New Electric Stove
That can be attached to a light socke
Westinghouse Automatic Ranges
Iro Heaters, Waffle Irons, ste.
We use ‘the same methods employ
ed by the ading shoe factories;
hence our results are fully as good.
Add months o 33 |
have them repai
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50-52 S. Queen St. Lan

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End, foMmerly Jacob Brown's
Store. d to have your
business.
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out of every 100 were |
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—beeause sleep dod not bring total
unconsciousness. Thé brain still tries
to interpret sensation§ and memories,
and its efforts are ourgdreams, Tired,
dluggish skin and mufieles wake up
quickly when
brings them its bracing
strenuous exercise, Pure
Alcohol is an envigorating
In the dressing room, a splendid de-
odorant and a rose-fragrang balm af-
ter shaving. i
One of 200 Puretest prep
for health and hygiene. J
the best that skill and care
““E. W. GARBE
MOYNT JOY,, PA.
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High & Mt. Joy Sts., Mt. Jog, Pa.

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Repairing Cleaning: Pressing
all orders twise a week:
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