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YOUR NAME
Is it on our subscrip

sterilized
sheep Manure an be applied
in many rr a fertilizer.
thrift to any
growing crop in field or gar-
den, lawn, or toiyour most del-
icate house plats. We have
just received a gar of the Old
[tive work. Hence there is chaos, |
@ @® | each sect or school claiming certain |
the cost of their maintainance are
er!
'| practicing medicine.

WEEKLY LETTER WRITTEN EX.
PRESSLY FOR THE BULLETIN
BY DR. DAVID H.
REEDER
MEDICAL PRACTICE: On gen-
eral principles the average layfan
does not give two whoops or a Ger-
man mark whether one faction or |
another of the quarreling medical |
! schools win or lose. They are not |
interested, at least not now. |
When a person gets sick they |
usually call the nearest doctor or |
the one for whom they have the |
greatest personal liking. i
What school he follows or how |
many diplomas he may have, wheth-
er he belongs to a medical society or |
not cuts no figure. The one ques-|
tion is, can he cure me?
At present, I say, that is the sit- |
uation, but if the plans of some of |
the so-called political doctors are]
carried out it will not be so in the
future. |
The only object in saying any-|
thing about the future is to give |
the average man just a faint idea of |

what the future would have in store |
if the politicians could have their |
way.
My attention was attracted to-day
by an article written by a very able
physician, one who loves the people |
and really tries to help the sick, re-
gardless of the effect upon his pocket- |
book.
I quote: anyone at all fa-
| miliar with present day medicine one
| thing stands out with disappointing |
clearness, like a sore thumb—its lack |
of remedial agencies and the next|
| thing, the confusing claims of var-|
| ious methods in use.
The general observer is impressed |
| with the destructive work that has|
| been going on but it requires a very |
| broad observer to see any construe- |

{laurels and possessing certain merits |
{ which it tries to extend to fields
| where it can show no harvest.
Medicine needs a complete evolu-
| tion, a restarting at first principles.
{ Allied sciences have made much pro-|
| gress, medicine has been left behind. |
Everyone recognizes the creative
| force of light and air as other fun-
| damentals. Electricity is a force |
| that should be studied from a ch
[ical standpoint
| include light 1s a form
Air also belongs to the)
Food belongs |
| electricity.
chemical department.
{to what is now called materia 0A Fires replied.
{ ca, which study needs the greatest
| readjustment and modernizing. |
We must learn to recognize that
the unities of each organ are so
unities of
[the tongue are so many little
| tongues; those of the stomach so
{ many little stomachs; those of the |
| heart little hearts; in short, visible
| forms exist from invisible forms.”
my many years of contact
| with the great body of physicians |
{has demonstrated that taken as a
| whole they are the most kindly and
| altruistic lot of men in any profes-
sion. Many are narrow but they all
want to help their patients. This is}
{
|
Now
| Scientists, Chiropractors, Dietetists, |
| Naturopths and Mental Healers as it |
is of the Eclectics, Homeopaths and
| Allopths, but politicians have dis-
covered a weak spot, a place where
| they can get fees from all of these
| various systems by baiting, just as
{ they used to bait the railroads.
| Very recently a bill was introduc-
{ at Washington which would pro-
| hibit any one, unless licensedby a
| ce in board, to minister in any
| way, shape or form to a sick person.
| This rabid bill goes so far that if
| you were to recommend to your
! neighbor a dose of slippery elm tea
you could be both jailed and fined
without a
for practicing medicine
license. It goes even farther and
although the wording of the bill
does not specifically say so, at the
same time any minister who offered
prayer for the sick and mentioned
any certain individual, . would be
In one of the more advanced med-
ical journals which I received yes-
terday it is admitted that to prop-
erly prescribe a diet for a sick per-

tion list? |
We will guarantee
you full value |
|
son is ultra scientific medical prac- |
tice and that a correct diet with sun-

| thing.
| religion.
A youne cectricai engineer from
Bygs* Tered an injury and was sent
to a hospital for treatment, where his
proved a problem to the at-
chiefly =n»d should |’
of |

one 1m
same
| “Can 1 have a baba?’ he appealed
to the Le
room,” she said.
don’t understand me;
! shaved.”—Indianapolis News.
| arrested
camps by the German authoritles were
schoolmasters,
has been provided for in a way which
suggests
entirely
[%s true of the Osteopaths, Christian | Answers reports.
and placed in a special group, which
| was then placed under the orders of a
number of boys belonging to aristo-
cratic families and chosen from among
the internes’ own pupils.
the younger generation in this country
are now beginning to believe that Ger-
many is not so bad a place, after all.
somewhat truculently, “lookit yere.”
hickory 1 sawed and split before I
went to the county seat?”
that last blizzard.”
c
am Lacolomb, the poet; possibly you
are acquainted with my verses.
was acquainted with them before you
were horn.—Le Rire (Paris).
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| BY GUM, EF THESE WERE |
! CHICKENS ALLLIS |
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ANT GOY NO WOME, LL.
DIG 'EM ONE, DODGAST
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I believe there is good in every-
No system of treating the
sick can long survive unless it ben-
efits the patient and to my mind it
would be just as logical to compel
preachers to pass an examination
and secure a license to save souls.
The soul is of much greater import-
ance and there are more sure paths
to Glory proclaimed than there are
sure roads to good health.
The preachers are just as positive
that the other fellow is wrong and
that his doctrine is the only true
system of saving souls as the doctors
are that their special pills and po-
tions or system is the only salvation
for the body.
The various
states and special
ilaws in different
boards with all
just as absurd as the ancient laws on
In time they will all be
abolished and those who continue to
treat the sick will survive because
they render real service.
ere AE Et
Speaking PRosionese

cent
lants,
“Could I have a baba?’ he asked

“ry
4
one in each room,” the
Later he made the same request to
attendant, and received the
answer,
another
ad nurse.
“There should be a Bible im each
“Say,” he called, desperately, “you
I want to get

Boys Rule Schoolmasters
Many of the communists recently
and placed in internment
and their “discipline”
that their
deficient in humor,
captors are not
London
The schoolmasters were collected
One consequence is that a few of
He Did it
“Hey, pap,” said Hank Hayfoot,
“Ail right, I'm a lookin.”
“What did you do with that cord of
“Fed the stove with it endurin’ of
“Dad burn it!”
“That's what I done”
heerfully.
sald dad
They Antedated Him
Young Writer (to critic)—Malitre, I
Critic—Indeed IT am, young man, I
Reason for Trouble
“You look troubled today?”

NATIONAL HIGHWAYS:
EASES

CUT-OFF ROADS
AROUND LARGE CENTERS
MODERN PRACTICE
Dividends

ties at the most convenient place,
down Main Street without slowing
up. The horse-drawn vehicle could
get through a city as fast as it
could travel the country road. With
and auto trucks, conditions changed.
Through traffic on roads is greatly
slowed up in the city, due to eross-
ings, congestion, narrow streets, one-
way streets, stopping for pedestrians
and street cars, ete.
through traffic brought through
city adds largely to the city’s traffic
problem.
The modern idea is to
The few additional miles thus tra-
veled are more than made up for in
the decrease of time. Thus, a by-
pass or a cut-off which lengthens the
through route ten miles, may add
thirty minutes to the running time
but where is the large city through
which, from one side to another, a
car or truck can pass in half an
hour? Not infrequently the cut-off
actually saves mileage instead of in-
creasing it.
To have all the through traffic go
through Main Street is all right as
long gas Main Street is short and not
crowded. To divert through traffic
from Main Street to a boundary
road is good economics, good engin-
eering, and good common sense
when Main Street is long and con-
gested. Municipalities on through
roads find it pays dividends to build
the cut-off and attracts more busi-
ness to the town than to force

Routing Traffic Around Cities Pays |
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Bad of Woman's Illness Reme-
|
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In the days of the horse, main ar- |
teries of travel naturally entered ci-:
!
and travel along the highway passed ,
the advent of the swift-moving car,
through traffic around large centers. |

through traffi= to another route to
avoid city congestion.
mre tl Aree
LONGEST WOODEN BRIDGE
MAY SOON BE REPLACED
|
The long wooden bridge at Clark’s|
Ferry, for sixty-four years the only |
means of crossing the
river by wagon or automobile
tween Harrisburg and Sunbury, a 65 |
of history. |
The old landmark is still in use,|
but it is quite probable that before |
so very long it will give way to al
modern concrete structure. |
It spans the river 14 miles north of
Harrisburg and is said to be the |
longest wooden bridge in the world. |
It is 2,088 fect long, divided into 10]
spans, nine of which are 212 feet
long and one of them 180 feet long.
Experts have estimated that more
than a billion board feet of choice
white pine lumber are in this unique
wooden bridge. Most of the logs
from which the lumber was cut
were rafted down from the great
white pine country along the West-
ern Branch of the Susquehanna.
Forestry officials say that 50 acres
of original white pine had to be cut
over to produce the wood required
for this bridge.

NQ REST—NO PEACE
There’s no peace and little rest
for the on& who suffers from a bad
istressing urinary disor-
ders. Mt. people recommend
Doan’s Pills Be guided by their
experience. sk your neighbor.
Mrs. Jacob €hilds, 125 Mt. Joy St.,
says: “For lofg time I suffered m0
terrible pains
my hips. Headfches and dizzy spells
came on and kidneys acted. ir-
regularly. My was broken and
mornings I felt tuckered out.
Doan’s Pills were ommended so
first and before
pletely removed
from my system that I
ferent woman.”
Mrs. Childs gave the
ment January 24, 1916.
firmed it on May 5th, 1
ows: “The cure Doan’s
for me has lasted. I am
of health now and give all

“Yes. [| was on the spree last night
i air and exer-
shine, fresh out door a ; {opa when I got home very late I
cise give freedom from disease more , 4 | had moved to another ad |
quickly and surely than drugs.
Under the bill referred to,
one, not even your own mother could
prescribe your diet and the sun
baths without the sanction of a doc-
no
system.
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| dress "—Kasper, Stockholm.
Pennsylvania increased from 84.8 to
FOR YOUR MONEY licensed under the particular | 87.83 during the decade 1910 to
i 1920.
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The average acreage per farm in,
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to Doan’s.”
Price 60c, at all deale

thi
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mile stretch, will soon be a matter |
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, MOUNT JOY,, PA.
ig by Lydia E. Pinkham’s
egetable Compound
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