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WEDNESDAY, MAY 7th, 1924
THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A.

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MOUNT JOY, PA.

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Well Saturday was straw hat day
{but you always see a chap here and
| there who is way ahead of the sea-
sons. That fellow in Mount Joy is
“Doc” Hollowbush. He was sport-
ing a new straw hat two weeks ago.
May first was child's day and Sat-
{urday was straw hat day, but it is
{beginning to look as though every
| day was ladies’ day at the barber
| shops.

One of our bank directors told a
| fellow yesterday: “A little saving
Row and then, has established lots of
our best business men,” and he’s ex-
[actly right.
| An East Main street lady told me
{that instead of going to church Sun-
| day night she read a hair-raising
story and I was just wondering what
| effect a story like that would have
jon some of the bald-headed guys we
| have here in town.
The best part of a man’s reputa-

PRE
INVENTORY
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\ SALE
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ASSORTED SIZES AND MAKES

Size No. in Stock Make C. O. D. Price ! stable at the next election.
37x56 A... Braender Cord ...... ..........., $31.20] role ; Hove
37x5 1%. Dominant Cord... 0000000 bho Teasley good minis follows, 3
35x5 $i 4.4. .Smith Cords Rr ay a ae . . $28.69 any body tells you the steak is as
3328 . } A Sn Soma Ge d '§ IR Ra .$28.39 tender as a oman’ my
3328 id princeton Cord So Sag and order sausage every time.
36x41, ....2... .8mith Cord ..... ln ae sh a sate $23.79 f
38x4),....1.... Princeton Cord ............... ....$24.35 Seo iii feo a Dore
343415 Cord She’s too young to have a beau so
5a 3 ‘ie Sith Cord See... 00. sir vis $3959 they courted in his car. As I walked
2. eae 0 $is.0 a seins annie sive earns . t av hi
2. Cord unre iY Ds ay be Sm cme
i, i 3 i Dol nt Cord Creat ene ea as of a kiss?” He Hy “Really, I pe
2. ... Repu BORE sierra, vain . k ‘but if 11 give > )
2 American Cord 11111101 re ToS RY me ome
32x41), . . . . Firestone, Cord Sec. .......... ere»: $22.50 hl
32x41, Dominant Bord. ..............v...928.08] A rite toiow in one of our grades
Sn “oi 4. vie St) Cord $a iq eines eine ews ae told the teacher “When there are
2-...1,.... 1g BIB nee vey 8 four balls you take your base and
34x4 ili .Braender Co $19.07 where there are only three balls you
isd 3. die - Soy estes vere vice 315.07 take your watch.
x eon 2... Princeton ................ 819,
3x4 .....1....Cobe Cord .. 5..........0.. ...$17.94] We got a lot of fellows here in
34x4 ...13....Miles Cord {town who would like to join that
33x4 ...24....Smith Cord ..... Light Wines and Beer League re-
33x4 ....1....Braender Cord .. cently formed in New York.
33x4 ....3....Amazon Cord ... seas nies + 918.71
33x4 ....5....Dominant Cord ..... ls ..$17.97| Two of our World War veterans
33x4 ....3....Standard Fabrics ....% ...........$13.95| were telling a story about a fellow
33x4 ....5....Empire Fabrics Sec. .. got seven gold stripes on his
3354 ...22... Miles Cord .......... ey $18.71 sleeve for killing seven men while in
32x4 ....7....Smith Cord ......... a $16.67 | France. But that’s nothin’. You
32x4 ....5....Domimant Cord iid $16.67 [should | have seen how cheap they
32x4 crm. American Cord... ci avila $16.67 [looked when I told ’em that right
32x4 «3. 0versize Fabrics... oon iil... $10.99 | here in Lancaster county we do bet-
32x4 ...34....Miles Cord ter than that. Here we give a fel-
31x4 ...14....Miles Cords 5%. ..$16.87 low stripes all over if he just kills
30x31, Miles Oversize Cords ......... ++ 4 .$10.85|one man.
MOUNT JOY AUTO SUPPLY.
East Main St., H. E. Garber, Propr. Mount Joy, Ye.
Please send me by parcel post prepaid. A

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- CLARENCE SCHOCK
MOUNT JOY, PA.
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LUMBER |

tion is usually what isn’t found out
about him.
A certain married man from Mil-
ton Grove says there’s a big differ-
ence in the mother of to-day and yes-
terday. The latter used to worry a-
bout her children and the former
hasn’t any children to worry about.

“It’s all off,” said the barber to
| the convict. “Funny. I once heard
la monkey say the same thing when
he backed into a lawn mower.
Jim Dillinger will be the traffic
cop here during the firemen’s con-
vention. He says if things go thru
right he will be a candidate for Con-

ae
Of all the queer individuals here’s
one from Maytown. A fellow told
me he sure is in hard luck. Some
time ago his wife died. His luck is
tougher still. Now he can’t find her
life insurance policy.

Guess you heard that Clint Long-
enecker has a good position. A young
fellow gota job as blacksmith at one
of our restaurants. He shoos flies.
Guess that’s a new one, eh?

A few days ago there was a gab
meeting of the broom brigade along
Main street. Five women had an-
swered the roll. They were engaged
in a friendly argument as to who
could make the best doughnuts. Just
then I happened along and why, I
can’t tell, but they decided I should
be the judge. I told them that the
Salvation Army ladies bake the best
doughnuts because they are so holy.

A certain man on Marietta street
gave his son thunder the other day
just because he won't stick to one
job. The old man said: “Don’t you
know that a rolling stone gathers no
moss?” But believe me that kid was
right there. He answered his Dad
by saying: “That may be true, but
remember Dad, a sitting bee gathers

hastens it on the table every restau-
ran goes to. He says he’s lost
enough hats and overcoats.
A WISE OLD OWL

Iron Works on Friday.
Frid pegging
Civil Improvement [s
Object of “Rotarians”
serves best,” Other clubs were soon
organized In other cities and In 1910
a convention was held in Chicago at
which a natlonal association of Rotary
clubs was formed. Two years later
in order to include clubs from for-
elgn countries the assoclation was
made International. At the beginning
of 1923 the membership of the asso-
clation totaled over 83,000. Member-
ship In a local club is restricted to one
man from each business or profession.
A new club must start with not less
than 15 or more than 25 members. The
clubs are grouped in districts, each
district electing a governor to repre
sent it on the International board,
which meets in Chicago every 60
days. The Rotarian, a monthly pub-
lished at Chicago, is the official pub-
lication of the organization.

Keeps Absolute Check on
Time Taken for Operation
Modern efficiency methods as ap-
plied in factories and shops often
make it necessary to study the time
required for different operations in the
manufacture of certain products. For
this work it 18 absolutely necessary to
have a stop watch. The conventional
stop watch, however, leaves much to
be desired, for the reason that, while
it gives the time elapsed for a certain
operation, it is necessary to Indulge
in a considerable calculation for de
termining the output per hour or day.
Now a time-study watch has been
evolved for the purpose of ellminat-
ing all computation and making It
possible for an observer to read from
the dial the quantity desired. The cir-
cumference of the dial of the watch 1s
divided into 100 parts, as in the well-
known decimal dial, but Instead of
these divisions belng numbered in the
ordinary manner they are marked with
figures which indicate the number of
operations per hour, when the time of
a single operation Is represented by
the elapsed time. In the instance of
very short operations ten operations
instead of one can be timed.
Soundproof Booths
Soundproof telephone booths are
constructed by various firms, and ow-
ing to the principle involved In their
makeup it is said that not the least
sound can escape from them while the
telephone is being used.
The walls of the booth are built of
five layers of thin wood, with the grain
crossed each time, and the layers are
glued together, the whole then being
covered with a special soundproof com-
pound.
Inasmuch as the whole is made in
six dismountable panels a booth can
be set up In a short time and panels
are not too large to be taken In
through an ordinary door. Insulated
openings are left in the partitions be-
forehand. so that there is no need of
boring holes to install telephone or
electric light wires,
Fire Done Away With
The four new ocean-going dredges
designed by the United States Engl-
neering corps to clean American har-
bors of sand and silt are sald to be
the only human habitations since the
dawn of civilization in which fire In
some form Is not used or needed.
Everything is done by electricity.
Each vessel is 288 feet long and is
propelled by electricity from genera-
tors driven by oll engines. All con
trol is direct from the bridge, with-
out reference to the engine-room.
Fifty-six electric motors operate
the dredging machinery and do all the
work of the ship—from weighing the
anchor to driving the electric fans
that ventilate the crew's quarters.

Lightning Bores Iron
During an electrical storm in Ohio
an official of a lumber company sit-
ting in his office was startled by a
loud report llke the discharge of a
gun, and, looking up at the ceiling,
noticed a blaze. On examination he
found that there was a hole large
enough to insert his little finger in the
iron gas pipe. The lightning had come
in over the electric wires, jumped off
on to the gas pipe, which they crossed
at right angles, bored through the iron
and ignited the escaping gas.
The Last Straw
Mr. Busiman was exasperated with
the telephone. Ten times that morn-
ing he had tried to get a number and
each time something had prevented
him from speaking. At last he got
through.
“Hello!” he sald. “Is Mr. X. there?”
“Yes,” replled a voice, “Do you want
to speak to him?”
That was the last straw. Back went
the reply in Icy tones: “Oh, no! I
merely rang him up to hand him a
cigarette.”

Home of the Brave
“The rapidly Increasing divorce
rate,” remarked the newcomer,
“proves that America is fast becom-
ing the land of the free”
“Yes,” sald his friend, “and the
continuance of the marriage rates
shows that It Is still the home of the
brave.”
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Mr. Business Man.
You may as well try to conduct
your business withou! capital as to
try and get along without advertis-
ing. There's no use, it won't go. All
no honey either.” the leading and most successful mer-
A certain fellow here in’ town Shui yal Hie columns of the Hous
takes the mirror out of his car and y :
—
There was a $10,000 fire in the
pattern department of the Lancaster
The Rotarians wre members of the
Rotary club, which was formed in
Chicago in 1906 by four men-—a con!
dealer, mining operator, merchant
tallor and lawyer. “Rotary” was
chosen for the name of the club he
cause the members met in “rotation”
at their places of business. Clvil Im
provement was the object of the club |
and the motto adopted is: “Service
above self--He profits most who

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| Trustees of Church
| Insure Pastor's Life
| A new idea In church building
| finance made Its appearance In
| Rochester, N, Y,, recently when the
| trustees of the Baptist temple, who

are putting up a combined church English,
| and office building in that city, in- White Diar$hoea or Baby Chick Chel-
sured the life and health of their | OSTEOPATHY era, the dis#se that kills millions of

pastor, the Rev, Clinton Wunder, for
$100,000 for the benefit of the church,
{ the premium to be pald out of the
| building fund,
Success of the undertaking depends
80 much upon the Rev. Wunders
energy, Initiative and devotion, the
trustees explained, that his death or

baby chicks
let is yours
the well know
t| cal, Dr. Hesses
Let us help y
ery year. This book-
the asking. We have
Walko remedy, Avi-
d Pratts.
save your Chicks

Chronic Diseases a Special
apr.

disability would be an irreparable
blow to it, and the Insurance is taken Ice ’ Groceries and CHAND
out to protect the plan so far as Conf :
money can do it, ections
The policy calls for fifteen pay- he
ments. In the event of the pastor's
total disability the church will re
celve $3,000 a year; In case of the
death it will receive the full amount
of $100,000.
At the expiration of twelve years,
if the church desires to surrender the
policy, it will have $50,000 in cash to
apply on the payment of its second

ern
BRANDTBROS.
Mount Joy Street,

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mortgage bonds, which become due
at that time. The premium will
amount to approximately $4000 =
year. i
Birds May Share Fate
of Antelope and Bison |
America's effort to preserve her
game bird supply has proved a com- |
plete fallure, according to T. Gilbert |
Pearson, president of National Asso-
ciation of Audubon Societies. He says
that many species of birds are declin- !
ing so rapidly that they are as sure |
to pass as have the antelope and |
bison.
“Some time ago,” said Mr. Pearson,
“Prof. Henry Fairfield Osborne, head
of the American Museum of Natural
History, issued a widely quoted state- |
ment that the animal kingdom is tot-
tering. He sald that nothing in the |
history of creation has paralleled the |
ravages of the fur and hide trade, |
which threatens the entire vertebrate
kingdom, and he added that final
cause of the close of the age of mam- {
mals can only be arrested through the |
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Some one will get a real bargain if he buys
the beautiful brick dwelling of the late E. Marsh
Trexler on Marietta Street, Mount Joy, within
the next two weeks.
Here is a property very substantially built, has
13-inch ‘walls, furrowed out, all modern con-
veniences, ideal location, beautiful open lawn,
sink 70 feet deep. Building like this would
cost over $12.000 today without the lot. If
sold within the next ten days will take less
than $8,000.
If interested don’t sit and think but act.
Jno, E. Schroll
Both Phones

creation of sound sentiment and edu-
cation of the women and children.
“In the same manner the bird king- |
dom tottering and will fall unless |
the National Association of Audubon |
Societies keeps up its work of arrest- |
ing the destruction of birds.”
Shaking Mop Out Window
In a loud volce she was telling a
friend In the subway of a slumming
trip she had recently made. “And do |
you know, my dear,” she sald, “the |
people are too lary to dispose of rub- |
bish in the proper way. They fling it
from the windows into the street. It's |
all your life’s worth to walk down |
there after dark. It's a wonder some
one wouldn't teach them better.” |
“There's a law against it, eof
course,” the friend agreed. “But even |
people who know also break it. Up!
where I live it Is a common sight to '
see housewives shaking mops out of
the windows over the sidewalks, and
that’s only one step away, don't you
think ?”
But the loud-speaking one suddenly
became silent. The shot had gone
home.—New York Sun and Globe.

Mount Joy, Pa.

tired exhausted feeling, loss
appetite, the casual cold, all
these are danger signals, Nature’s
warning that something has gone
wrong with your human machine and
that the cause of the trouble demands
attention.
Your Body
Mechanic
The Chiropractor is a body-mechanic, a cause
§ occasional headache, that

Smoothing Concrete
Concrete in the rough was for a
long time treated with carborundum
or some other abrasive stone to re
move from it unsightly surface board
marks. Concrete houses where a ce
ment wash or paint is later used are
usually treated in this way. }
An electric surfacing machine which |
works dry, that 1s, without the appli- |
cation of water, performs the task
much more quickly and produces a |
more perfect surface. The cutter
discs operate at a speed of %,000 rev- |
olutions, under pressure. One set of
cutters will do about 3,000 square |
feet of surfacing. |
The discs revolve only when pressed |
upon the surface of the concrete, and
operate absolutely square to it. {

remover.

It is hiy business to search for the cause
of sickness, and finding it correct it. Correction
of the cause results x positive return to normal
health.
CONSULTATION and ANALYSIS FREE
4,
Let Us Explain Why Chiropractic % the Better Way To Health.
Telephone Elizabethtown Bell 166

Petain Grows Roses
Marshal Petaln, one of the outstand- |
Ing figures of the World war, has been |
awarded a medal by the French Agri-'
cultural soclety for developing a new !
species of blue roses. This rose, it
was sald, may be kept fiowering for |
weeks. The marshal bought an aban- |
doned farm on the Riviera, southeast- {
l

ern France, just after the war and
his success with roses has been phe- |
nomenal. Perfume makers are organ- |
izing to market the Petain brands. |
HERTZLER BLDG., ELIZABETHTOWN
Office Hours 2-5, 7-8 P. M..

Anthracite Substitute
Construction of an oven that turns
lignite Into a substance with heating |
properties similar to anthracite has re- |
sulted from experiments conducted by |
the bureau of mines co-operating with |
the University of North Dakota and |
the Canadian government. Four years |
ago congress appropriated $100,000 to |
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carry on our experiments. Lignite char |
should be available in periods of hard- |
coal famine that may occur in the fu- |
ture. | a

Built Own Guillotine
Isador Hespel, nicknamed “the |S
Jackal,” was for many years the ex-
ecutioner in the French penal settle-
ment at Cayenne, French Guiana.
Recently he killed a convict in a quar-
rel and was himself sentenced to be
beheaded. Not having much confi
dence In his successor he petitioned
to be allowed to build his own gull

2 Packs for 25e.
Brands, 4 for 25¢.

All 5-cent Cigars, Standar hB
All Penny Goods 10c a Dozer ©
We make a specialty of BACH]
5-Ib. Almond Bars and 5-1b. Plain Bs
$1.50 Per Bar.

| creek which weighed 234 pounds.
lotine, which favor the government We also have a ial price on Bach
d. I
Fave : ® We also sell CUT FLOWERS and PO
=~... David Zerphey’s Green Houses of town.
Wier a gig) sure ALL FRUITS IN SEASON
to burn all rags which are soaked Chiques Rock Soft Drinks and Coca Cola ab § osmis
with linseed oil and turpentine. They a bottle.
may cause fire from spontaneous kb
combustion. Don’t store paint ma-
terials in the cellar. The fire risk D
is great. H. A. ’
rn A
Arthur Bringer, of Hershey, 3 Doors East of Past ( .
caught a 17-inch trout in Spring