THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY,
under his arm, His father noticed |an entire afternocn on a hot sum- |
it and said: “Gosh, how times have | mer’s day.
changed. Mom used to be all tickled
PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26th, 1924
OWL-LAFFS

A young chap from Elizabeth.
town calls on a lady in our burg. He
is rather bashful and Sunday night
WINNING JIM

circumference

“Won’t a jackass do?”
plied: “Yes, you may come.”
Spring hats in
John Murphy says when Eve gave
Adam that apple in the Garden of
Eden, the two resembled a green
pair in his estimation.
Had quite a
of our old
Two fellows at Florin in an argu
ment as to what was the most im-
portant thing about the house. One If any
said his wife and the other said his
pants. Then they called on me to
settle the dispute. I told them you
can get along casier without a wife
than without pants.
address.
progress.
ghe said: “Isn't
man's arm is exactly as long as the
rr
In my estimation success is
head of the men that they buy their |
p————— that she uses
maids yesterday.
said: “Men and women may get too
old to love, but they never get too |
old to want to be loved.”
of our
interested I will give them her street | revenue tax.
We have at least one woman liv-
ing near Mount Joy who believes in | the kick
Her first husband was :
to pieces if I brought her ten cents
worth of candy in a brown paper
bag.”
it strange that a
of a girl’s waist?” He
said: “Never knew that, let's get a |
string and me
asure it.” One of our business men told me
yesterday that paying taxes was like
Just a | you have to learn
eating dill pickle

a darn mean disposition
barbed wire for a
conversation with one | clothes line just so the birds can’t
She | sit on it.
January. has such
From the looks of things they
| may call the Volstead act Prohibition
| but the only thing it really prohibit-
old bachelors are|ed as yet is the collection

A certain lady told me on Sunday
that her husband’s kisses don’t have
they had ten years ago.
thinking ever since
|
!
|
I’ve been
a certain woman in this town. She}
of the
just |
{the fellows that a tunnel
long was recently completed in San
| Francisco.
holes that
many doughnut
[| make
A WISE OWL
rr A QAI cn

At this point in the experiment it
appears that all the birds receiving |
a milk produet produced more eggs, !
| not had any time to keep up with my
but at a higher cost than those not
receiving a milk product.
also toward the possible re-
duction in the amount of animal
protein required when combined with
a mineral mixture,
The combinations of feeds
point
that
gave the best results last year are |
being used in a repitition of the ex
periment this year and several new
combinations of protein feeds are
being tried.
te aC

{ Heard one of our park hounds tell |
18 miles |
He wanted to know how |
would |
Results |
cree
By NAOMI
PR RR,
FIRSTS
(©, 1928, Western Nowspaper Union,

| 12 SEEMED all I'd heurd since |
i came to Aunt Matilda Lravers’ was
| how his oue, or thal one, was golug
moment of
$0 busy attending to housework
calls it house-munagement—ihat I've
my arrival I've been kept
aunt
wusic or my books.
You see, Aunt Matilda, left a widow
in a big downtown house, had to turn
the house into muiiey one way or an
| other to earn her livelihood; so she
took in boarders of a very respectable
sort. So, when 1 heard that this
Jim, whom every one thought so much
of, was actually going to board at our
house during his stay in his father’s
old town, 1 was thrilled in prospect!
I loved to auswer the bell Aunt Ma-
| tilda had placed in Mr. Jim Mere-
because he had always
dith's room

matter of picking out a job your ji. to do it. . es a
size. kd POULTRY FEEDING TESTS to entertain a certain Jim, He must
——— A woman falls f¢ COMPLETED AT COLLEGE | be mighty important, I thought, to
This same chap was asked whether she'll h cause all that excite ht.) }
. n ‘ { tha i 3 and unmarried
he was going to the Fulton at Lan her limbs, I : ; on I : my t
’ 1.) tii winch in some cases | importan
{caster to see “Mary's Ankle”. He | She'll bare her yt X ri en v. “This Ji father bad: lived
isaid: “Lord mo, I can see Lizzi the poor, deal : ! HH lu Greenbrook when he was a young
so why should I go that far to sec bac! ! da i ¢ older ladies el i
Y Lg Hop nk >ASSENGER
| Mary's.” Thermometers mean naught to h | ons for poultry has ie wus, wad wauied a PASSEN
i } " |
0 Ww. L. —————— yn red hot da he'll wear a fu (0 have a ( with
.
) | He must have fallen off a high n winter's i lowin | I know |
(On With Laughter {chair when a baby. vou'll find a sheer silk stoeki i i, but th ¢
| : | i u veral visit
i { 1
ry . =: ein : { |
There was a man from Atchison, | On the last day « che het I bax er
: > . ad di 1 1 +} i Au Mutiid
Hig trousers had no Patchison, i of our rural ct W onde 1 in 1 1 X Con
. A id aud v
t} » simply eres ! he question: “Who is Thomas A ( 1 ling 4 vy by
they're simply great ed t ¢ fue xe ay ) 9 d ole wyself ith the thought that if
He'd often state Edison? Reply: “I 1e guy why ne the Lo 1 € been mother's own sister she
3 vas 1 hn y 4 + > a ste . a ; y on nu ers Sis ) : : .
To scratch your parlor Matchison. |invented the phonog h to keep u I told a fellow that I always be- ( or } a n it have made me work so hard Show Rooms, Corn Main and New
- ay e So we can y up all night] lieve in saving something for a rainy protein feeds used. The pro-| iu i 8 ine for wy living. When y 4
While rchearsing for the play|and use his eleetrie lights. day. He said: “Have you saved not only used individually, | fate led, and 1 was left a very Haven Streets. Don fail to see it.
‘ . : ’ { yD) : CONT a 1} A . ou) sl § : : y sip it aay
“Springtime”, one of the boys, dur much?” I said: “No, I haven't saved but were also fed in combination | ¥OuP8 girl in my own howe, Aunt
ing intermission said: “A horse, a My wife and I had an argument|. cent but I believe in saving just With each other. Accurate records Matilda promptly sent for me to come All h d 1 1 be
ie horse: My County for a Horse.” |as to which was the more progres-! the same.” {were kept on the number of eggs and wuke my home with her. 1 other mode Wi aiso
’ J 3 : k oye : . thought it was periectly charitable of
One of the fellows nearby said: sive, man or woman. She won when — {produced by each pen, the feed costs | her at the t d 1 led I 3:
@ 4 . . . 1 J i | e lane un on here 1 d
he ss «64 y \ re rr a- aptai r hate ar an re "ns 4 \ A |
when he re-|she said: “The women are so far a I'd certainly hate to be married to and the returns above feed costs. | to. Grecnbrook. But from almost. the cispia .

{
!
|
os i much to do lately |carpenter and her second hus} and | why she told me that. The advertising columns of the | something cheery or joking to say;
> > w a ro trac 3 3 gs : Tit
that I hired a fellow at $60 a week was a contractor. | ; = Bulletin are the mouthpieces thru | and when he saw how. very iliiterate I
just to do my worrying. He said: eer Did you ever notice that a lot of which all wide-awake merchants | was he loaned je books which were
fg “Do I really get sixty berries every A certain young fellow was on his | business men claim they are too tired speak to their customers. tf. | easy to understand and instructive, I X
NG week.” I said, “Well, that's the |way to see his girl with a two pound | to work but those same fellows will EE — didn’t wonder that parties had been % Some Farmers
first thing you worry about.” [box of Sheetz’s chocolates tucked !lug a big bag of golf clubs around It pays to advertise in the Bulletin vlanned for him all over the town,
Set reese ee sete ee eet ere a ee eet meee re me er eA and that the young ladies dressed up fi
rm see in et ne prettier wherever he went. He drove 3 iL a B il
with one or another of them in his ave 081 y
big car, and I used to sit in my attic 5
window when I could snatch a mo-
iment just for the ple re of seeing BY USING
him go through the gates. % 4
But by and by I didn’t like to watch
5 = =
“Bargain Priced?”
Mr. Jim so well; it nade a lump come
5
hroat, and I could not have
1) Maybe because I could
| never cnteriain with parties or look
But always the fact of i
need of me kept me N INSIST ON
| pretty in the plain dr 8s that were
and produce quality crops
“Price Class’
the mysterious stranger in the motor industry

into my
told you v

made over from aunt's discarded ones.
I often dreamed, ungratefully, of leav-
ing aunt and going out into the world
i to earn my own like a happy
\ Does a difference in price indicate a difference in quality? Why is one
car priced 25% to 50% higher than another of the same quality? } bape Rl
The 4 questions that a buyer should ask when considering any car. | bore.”
| [ heard them in the living room one
| day speculating which of the pretty
young ladies had-—as they put it—
captured Mr. Meredith's fancy. “If
it’s Luella,” remarked my aunt, “her
pest will be well feathered.” “And if
it's Luella,” answered my aunt’s com-

ERE ‘gre facts based on
world’$ engineering author-
ity. If you have any inten-
tion of buying
The average small manufacturer
whose volume will enable him to
build only 5,000 bodies from a set of
dies in the same time in which Stude-
ings than are used in any competitive
car, within $1,500 of its price.
We subject Studebaker cars to
30,000 inspections. That requires

are urged to rea them. baker builds 50,000 has to Charge 1,200 men. All told over 70,000 hand panion, “she will need all she can
5 each body $20 for die cost. The dif- and machine operations are per- | get!”
No “Pride Class’ ference of 318 is in the price but not formed in the manufacture of a { 1 hated to have them talk about
5 in the body. The customer pays it Studebaker car. In so many opera- | Mr. Jim's wealth ss if he were
There are only twig kinds of auto- but he gets nothing tangible for it. tions, though each one is small, there { not the great gift himself, and
mobiles today. mically pro- It is one of the penalties of uneco- is great opportunity for economy { blessing that a good woman might
duced cars which more for nomical manufacture. and savings. 159% premium is paid proudly claim. It made tears come
your money. And cars Which are not, Thus a car priced at $1,200 to $1,400 on many steels to insure Studebaker into my eyes at times to recall
and give you less. can be sold as low as $1045 when specifications instead of “commer- his ever kindly thought and con-
cern for me—the serving maid.
produced economically in quantity. cial run” used in cars many times
Studebaker price.
No finer car can be
built than the Studebaker
of today. Only famous
foreign cars'and the most
costly of American cars,
compare,
See a Studebaker —
Then Decide
Buy no car until you've
seen a Studebaker. Go
over it, point for point,
Price does not indicat®
worth. But an individual
maker’s cost of produc-
tion,
Hence two cars may
show a price difference
of $400 to $1,200 and
more. And be of the
same quality.
The difference in price
simply shows that it cost
ohne maker more to make
this car than the other.
Judging value on price,
this is folly. Price class
When Mr. Jim was taken ill, I, my- '
self, arranged his bed, that not one
soft wrinkle might annoy; I carried '
his broth to him and when the white- |
clad nurse would have waved me out- |
side, Mr. Jim raised himself the |
pillow. “Why,” he told the nurse, sur-
prised, “my little Naomi could never
disturb me!” And when I went Into |
the room he gave me an armful of
his gift flowers. |
There were two others in aunt's
boyse at the time, ll with the influ- |
enza, so I was busy running to their
needs. But I never passed Mr. Jim's
door that 1 did not throw a smile at

IF YOUR DEALER
CANNOT SUPPLY YOU, WRITE
THE AMERICAN AGRICULTURAL CHEMICAL CO.
FIDELITY BUILDING, BALTIMORE
Why Studebaker excels the
world in body building
Or 72 years Studebaker has been a
8 of quality vehicles.
“historical tradition has been inbred
gation after generation of coach-
dnd the Indiana city of South
Bend is kn@wn as a world-Mecca of arti-

EVERYTHING FOR POULTRYMEN

is a myth, : Consult any unbiased ex- | least, inside. And when the nurse
sans of this Ggaft. pert. Ask your banker. was gone and he was, as he insisted, -
Where the Difference In the modgn $10,000,000 Studebaker And you will own a only lazy, he begged aunt to let me Write, Phone (3866 Bell), or Bring your order to
Comes in body plants, thebg are sons and fathers and Studebaker. read sles vo Ji because his eyes 31 South Queen Street
ng side by side. Their
grandfathers wo
h building. And this
101 3 > It was wonderful in the front rvom
religion is fine cod
—the fire low in the gas grate, the gift
flowers everywhere, Mr, Jim stretched
Get an Answer to
These 4 Questions
SPRECHER & GANSS, Inc.
THE BIG POULTRY SUPPLY HOUSE
Studebaker, producing
150,000 cars yearly, has

reduced engineering cost ork. i ; . :
to $3.33 per car. As fine body buildef§, Studebaker stands Before Buying Any Car ig “ad ag 1% Shaiss Share INCUBATORS v..P. LIVE CHICK EOXES
He 3 - anc [1 & litle Slo i a . -
This 38 based on a total supreme. No other ma cr has the experi- 1—Is this an assembled | the window, reading, and looking hack Hot Water—Hot Air Wood Shipping Coops
engineering cost of $500,- 5 « ’
000 a ne which is the ence of Studebaker. No'gther the Stude- car? Or “partly” as- | now and then for help in the pronunei- BROODERS EGG CRATES
i y hi h baker traditions to inspire him. sembled. Insist on | ation of a word—and Mr. Jim's smile Coal Stove or Oil i Celluloid Leg Bands
east on whic any mans Yi this answer. Assem- | —oh, his smile! OATS SPROUTERS EGG TESTERS
ufacturer can maintain bled cars pay a profit The pretty ladies inquired each day . 4 oe : Mien
: : : | a She ae Cabinet and Open Pan Galvan- Thermometers
an efficient engineerin to fro as they left their flowers. “Which, : -
g m 75 to 100 parts 3 ie. placed ized Brood Coops H meters
makers alone. asked smilingly, as she place :
department,
Thus a manufacturer producing
but 20,000 cars a year must add $25
per car for engineering, or eight
times as much as Studebaker.
Other fixed overheads have been
reduced proportionately. And these
influence Studebaker prices.
® .%
A set of body dies costs $100,000.
It will produce many thousand sets
aunt
SAN NON-FREEZE FOUNTS
1-2-3-5 Gallon Sizes
MASH FEEDERS
1% and 1 Bushel Sizes
Wall and Jar Founts
Grit and Shell Boxes
Baby Chick Feeders
Post Egg Boxes
Green Bone Cutters
Root and Vegeta Cutters
Lice Powde
Liquid Disinfecta
Feeds and Remedies for Bigds
and Chickens
: Ground Shell and Grit
“This is my own flower maid, i"
” he said—his dear voice | Poultry Netting
& Parcel
“My own flower maid—if I : WRITE TO-DAY FOR COMPLETE LIST
©

Such a car is the Studebaker
Six Touring Car, at $1045. A dgar
difference of between $155 to $355%,
The uneconomical manufacturer i
not profiteering. He is unfortunately
situated, that is all.
Equalled Only by Costliest
Foreign and American Makes
2—What sort of bearings? Stude-
bakers are Timken-equipped.
Everlasting smoothness and quiet
performance result,
{ “which is the ‘fiower maid, Jim?”
aunt and Jim's father
is long ago. The m
d forward in his chair
his hands to me—I1 went
EDGR
i
|
|
| the choi ones in a blue vase,
|
1

HE
§3—How many cars a year does this
: maker produce? Small produc-
4 tions mean either a higher price
pr cheaper car.
—W

to him

of body stampings, each-one as per- All Studebaker models are gt Hh of upholstery? Stude- | Teach 24 at him. SWAY, 1
fect as though there were only a equipped with Timken bearings. as osed models are done in | dont yon & [ murmured—*"don’t | ee A REA em ——
dozen made. There are few cars in America, re- Chas&Mohair, the finest material | you know ! ra gar |
By building 50,000 bodies from a gardless of price, which equal ours for thy purpose known. Open | and Si ie NN lis mt x
single set of dies, Studebaker reduces on this point. In our Light-Six, for models 3ge upholstered in genu- hi hiro ee for there ve rooms In e
the die cost per body to only $2.00 instance, we put more Timken bear- ine leathe a ALY. sod what might ‘she do in IS
is boarding house with no maid of |X
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