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BY
Oo. W. L.
(On With Laughter)

i Met a guy from out near Master-
sonville who is actualy so dumb that
he thinks a foot ball coach has
wheels.

Its a cinch that the country is be-
coming much more prosperous.
Every pig you run over on a country
road nowadays is a registered thor-
oughbred worth $90.

Just to keep the neighbors from
worrying it has been suggested by a
local garage man that the words
“paid for” be painted on the spare
tire of all motor cars not mortgaged.

Don’t think that money is called
dough just because a fellow rises
with it.
Did you ever notice that pin-head-
ed people can never see the point.

Two's company and three’s more
than can ride comfortably on the
front seat of a Ford.

Any man who drinks liquor in
Turkey gets thirty strikes with a
whip. Over here he is liable to get
one stroke—paralysis.

It Was
Walk slowly, stranger, past this post,
For here is buried Adam Yost.
He took a drink of home-made stuff
To see if it was old enough.

A toupee shortage is reported in
| New York. Perhaps after’ a while
some one will write a popular song
about it.
—————
| Curiosity may have killed a cat,
but it also has made life interesting
for many cats.
“He who steals my purse steals
trash, but he who steals my dog wil’
get a load of shot if he’s caught at
it,” says a West Main street man
who recently bought a rabbit hound.
Jim Dillinger told a fellow that he
just can’t stand to ride in open cars
in the Winter time and that he has
now solved the problem of closed car
comfort at a moderate price—he
rides in trolley cars.

Roy Sheetz thinks a dumb-bell is
a guy who sits up all night because
the wash-woman has his pajamas.

A lady on West Donegal street
told one of our office force that some
women punish their children fre-
quently and some never have a head-
ache.
Mount Joy had a fairly good pa-
tronage on the free trip to Lancaster
Saturday but most of ’em either
paraded in the Colonial or Movies.
A certain young fellow made a
bum crack in front of Harry Darren-
kamp’s on Thursday evening. He
said: “I’d like to see the woman who
could make a fool of me.” Just then
a pretty miss happened along and I
said: ‘“That lady can.” Saturday
night he took her to Lancaster and
Sunday they were to Harrisburg.

A man on North Market street
carried a rabbit foot all day Thurs-
day while hunting, returned home
! with an empty bag, threw the foot
{ away and remarked: “The only one
who should put any faith in a rab-
bit’s foot is a rabbit.”

Two colored ladies from Manheim
street passed the office the other eve-
ning. One said: “You shouldn’t
laugh at my predicament.” The oth-
er replied: “Lan sakes, I didn’t even
know you were wearing. one.”

Ben Groff says his idea of real
labor is pumping air into flat tires.
One of the girls at the shoe factory
made this crack yesterday:
George —
Is a man I detest;
He always has egg stains,
All over his vest.

Christ Ifamma says the man who
ran into a ditch to avoid hitting a
dog should have the respect of all
dog lovers.
I asked Mark Mumma if he
ever got pinched for going fast. He
said: “No, but I got squeezed while
going slow.”
A fellow from here was amusing
himself on a roller-skating rink for
the first time. Roy Brown says the
fellow saw so many stars that he
swears there was no roof on the
huilding.
“Aunty, why do you call your
boy Fertilizer?”
“Why, it is dis way. His pa, he
is named Ferdinand and I is named
| Eliza, so we named dis boy Fertilizer

for both of us,” replied the old
colored woman.
A fellow over near Manheim
where they have had a lot of dry,
weather, said they mighty near had
| rain the other day but the clouds
| turned out to be nothing but empties
| going back. 3 ™
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HOW PA. COUNTIES
GOT THEIR NANES
(From page One.)
names of Pennsylvania is as follows:
Adams county is the namesake of
John Adams, second president of
the United States. The county was
organized in the year 1800, and it is
that about the time its
name was to be selected, Adams,
with a train of attendants and a mil-
itary escort, traversed the county on
his way to the then new seat of
government at Washington. It was
this incident largely that determined

' the name of the county.
Allegheny is of Indian origin. Ac-
cording to the Indian tradition,
tribe known as the Alligewi, a peo:
ple of gigantic form, inhabited the
territory between the Allegheny
Mountains and the Mississippi River.
They were vanquished by the Iro-
quois and the Lenni Lenape, aban-
doning the country to their fathers
and fleeing to the southward, never
to return.
Armstrong
county is one of a
large number that were organized
in 1800. It bears the name of Colo-
nel John Armstrong, who command-
ed the forces that defeated the In-
dians at Fort Kittanning in 1756.
He also served in the Revolution
under Washington.
Beaver was named in honor of 2
celebrated Indian chief, Tamaque
the equivalent of Beaver in English.
Bedford was so named for the
English Duke of Bedford.
Berks county derives its name
from the fact that Admiral Penn
the father of the founder of Penn-
sylvania, owned lands along the
Thames in Berkshire, England, and
for this reason the descendants of
William Penn, in 1752, named the
new county Berks.
Blair county perpetuates the name
of Hon. John Blair, Jr., an early res-
ident who was prominent in the af-
fairs of Pennsylvania.
Bradford county was originally
called Ontario. At the suggestion
of John Bannister Gibson, who when
a young man, served as a judge of
the district, the county was given its
present name, in honor of William
Bradford, who served as attorney
General during the second adminis-
tration of President Washington.
Bucks, one of the three original
counties, was in some of the early
papers designated as Buckingham,
the name of one of the important
shires of England.
Butler was named for General
Richard Butler, of Carlisle, Pa. He
won distinetion as a soldier under
Gates at Saratoga, Washington at
Monmouth, Wayne at Stony Point,
and Lafayette at Yorktown. He lost
his life while leading a division of
General St. Clair’s forces against the
Indians in Ohio in 1791,
Cambria county numbered among
its early settlers a colony of Welsh.
and when the county was formed,
they were instrumental in having it
called Cambria, the ancient name
of Wales, which meant a land of
mountains.
Cameron county came into being
in 1860, when Simon Cameron was
a dominent figure in Pennsylvania
politics. He was for a short time Sec-
retary of War in Lincoln’s cabinet,
served as ambassador to Russia and
was a United States Senator. The
county was named for him,
Carbon is one of the group of
counties in which anthracite coal is
found, and this mineral, largely com-
posed of carbon, supplied the name
of the county.
Centre county derives its name
from the fact that it occupies the
geographical center of the State.
Chester, the town, was first called
Upland. When William Penn ar-
rived, he resolved that the name of
the place should be changed. One of
those who made the voyage across
the Atlantic with Penn in the ship
Welcome was a friend named Pear-
son. Addressing himself to Pearson,
Penn is reported to have said: “Prov-
idence hath brought us safe here
Thou hath been the companion of
my perils. What wilt thou that I
should call this place?’ “Chester,”
said Pearson, in remembrance of the
place from which he had come in
Englend. Penn replied that it should
be called Chester, and that when
the land should be divided tnio coun-
ties, one of them should be called by
the same name.
Clarion county was organized in
1839. According to Day's Historical
Collections of Pennsylvania, the
name was avoplied to the locality
from the “Clarionlike echoes coming
from the defeated Indians of the
‘Cornplanter’ tribe at the Battle of
Brady’s Bend.”
Clearfield is by some held to have
received its name from a compara-
tively clear field in which the buffa-
loes roamed. Others attribute the
clearing of the field to the Indians.
Clinton derives its name from De-
Witt Clinton, the builder of the Eric
Canal and a governor of New York
Columbia is a name for whose ori-
gin we must go back to Christopher
Columbus.
Crawford was named for Colonel
William Crawford, a soldier of the
Revolution. His home was in Berk
ley county, Virginia. At the request
of Washington, he led a force of men
against the Indians of northern Ohio
Falling into the hands of the enemy
at Sandusky, in 1782, he was tortur-
ed to death.
Cumberland
name from one
county
of the
maratime
1784, just after the close of the Rev-
olution. The eldest sons of the kings
and in view of the help France had
given the Colonies in their fight for
independence, Dauphin county was

and bay, commemorate the name of
Lord De la Warr, who
MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. S. A.
to have anchored in the Delaware |
Bay when on his way to Virginia in |
1610. i
Elk, as applied to the county, is
a name that will be easily undez-
stood, even by those who are not
{faunal naturalists.
Erie is an Indian name which
meant panther or wild cat. There
was an ancient tribe on the borders
of Lake
this name.
by the Iroquois. |
Fayette county
17883, and it was named for General
Lafayette.
Forest county took its name fyomn
the fact that a hundred years after
other sections of the State were well
populated, the territory of this sec- |
tion was still a primitive forest.
Franklin county, organized
1784, is one of the numerous name- |
sakes of Benjamin Franklin.
Fulton was named for
Fulton, the inventor of the steam- |
Erie that were known by
They were conquered
was formed in

in |
Robert |
General
the most
soldiers.
Huntingdon is a familiar English
name. The county is said
been christened in honor of
Countess of Huntingdon.
Indiana county is a fertile region
and was well populated by Indians, |
from whom the name originated. |
Jefferson county was formed in
1804, when Thomas Jefferson was
President of the United States, and
it bears his name.
Juniata is an adoption of a word
of the Iroquois Indans which meant
standing stone. The name Juniata,
as applied to the river, was made
famous about a century ago by the
song called “The Blue Juniata.”
Lackawanna is also an Indian |G
name, signifying the meeting of two
streams.
Lancaster, the fourth county to be
established in the State, later fur-
nished the territory out of which
were carved a dozen other counties.
It is the namesake of an English
county.
Lawrence was formed in 1849
Many of the men of the county had
participated in Perry’s famous bat-
tle on Lake Erie. The name of
Perry’s flagship, the Lawrence, gave!
rise to the name of the county. This
Nathaniel Greene, one of
famous of Revolutionary
to have
the
ship had been named in honor of
Captain James Lawrence, the hero
of the Chesapeake.
Lebanon derived its name from!
the far-famed Lebanon of the Bible.
Lehigh is derived from the Indian
word Lechau, meaning the forks.
The name was first applied to the
river Lehigh, a branch of the Dela-
ware.
Luzerne, one of our most historic
counties, is named for Chevalier de
la Luzerne, ambassador from France
to the United States. Luzerne forms
a part of the territory which in the
early history of Pennsylvania was
settled and claimed by Connecticut.
These “invaders” organized a ecoun-
ty which they called Westmoreland
and which was attached to Litchfield
county, Connecticut.
Lycoming is an Indian name which
signified the place of a sandy lick.
ty bears his name. Prior to his
election to the governorship, McKean
was for twenty-two years chief jus-
tice of the supreme court of Penn-
sylvania. He was a Scotch-Irishman
and knew how to behave like one
when the occasion demanded. One
of the stories preserved concerning
him is that while he was presiding
in court at Harrisburg, a mob out-
side disturbed him, and he ¢:dered
the sheriff to disperse them. The
sheriff replied that he was not able
to do so. “Then why do you not
summon your posse?” ordered the
judge. “I have summoned them
but they are ineffectual,” said the
sheriff. “Then why do you not sum-
mon me?” asked McKean. “I dc
summon you.” said the trembling
officer. Not waiting to discard the
robes of his office, the chief justice
rushed out, seized a couple of rioters |
by the troat, and the rest beat a re-
treat.
Mercer county is named
Revolutionary hero, General
Mercer, who was born in Scotland.
He was with Braddock in the expe-
dition against the Indians
sylvania.
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He commanded a brigade |
in the Revolution and was mortally
wounded at the Battle of Princeton.
Mercer county, New Jersey,
named in his honor.
Mifflin county also perpetuates the |
name of a Revolutionary general
Thomas Mifflin, who was of Quaker
parentage and was born in Philadel-
phia. He was long prominent in the!
political affairs of Pennsylvania and
was the first governor under the
Constitution of 1790.
Monroe is, of course, named for
James Monroe, the fifth President of
the United States.
Montgomery “county is claimed by
some authorities to have been named
for General Richard Montgomery
who died at Quebec. Others assert
the county was named for General
John Montgomery, who commande
the Pennsylvania militia at Brandy
wine and Germantown,
is also
DECIR BOS SNE ER a maT
largely in the Indian affairs of Penn
sylvania. One writer of reputation |

Dauphin county was organized in|
of France bore the title of Dauphin, |
named in honor of the heir to the |
French throne.
Delaware county, like the river
is reputed |
the county was named for|
“Madam” Montour, widow of Ro-
land Montour. a Seneca Indian chief
says
: _ | Another version has it that the coun
derived its |
ty bears the name of Andrew Mor
: | tour, who was partly of Indian blood
counties of England. {
Northampton was named after
Northamptonshire, England.
Northumberland also took its
name from an English ounty or]
shire. i
Perry county was named in tri
bute to Commodore Oliver Hazard

Perry, the hero of the
on Lake Erie.
naval efploit
Philadelphia is a Bible name
meaning “Brotherly Love.”
Pike commemorates the name eof
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