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| if you people think scouring a-
| round for the jokes in this column is
| 2 cinch, I'd like any of you to try
it just for a week. But, as long as
you are enjoying them, we’ll dig em
|
{ up.
| Florin’s retired merchant A. D.
| Garber, who is quite a fisherman,
[ says fishing would be fun if artificial
| bait caught fish like it catches fisher-
{ men. Believe me he knows, he used
Ei sell it.
|
|
|
Yesterday I told Christ Mumma
that worry makes a man bald. He
| said its a dirty shame that men can’t
worry with their faces. Of course
| that wouldn’t be right either or Joe
{ Hershey would have to hunt a new
| job.
|
| Think its about time to can that
I stuff, “Mary had a little lamb.”
| Since she has taken to wearing
knickers it would be more appro-
priate to say, “Mary had two little
calves,” and only use the word “lit-
t'e” when referring to certain Marys.

Just because the point at the resi-
dence of Eli L. Nissly is called Cross
Roads doesn’t mean that the high-
ways are mad at anybody.
“Pood” Hershey says all the pretty
girls are rushed incessantly. The
others, of course, have hope chests.
Several Mount Joy folks went to
Hershey Park on Sunday and while
there took a ride on the Jack Rabbit.
{ On the first steep descension one
lady was so badly brightened that
when she said “Oh” her false teeth
fell out on her lap. Her husband
said: ‘She never could keep her
mouth shut.”

he would
brains or
“Shorty” Engle says
swear that insects have
they’d never know where you are
going to have your picnic. They
seem to have no trouble at a'l finding
the exact spot.
“Keidy”” Dillinger says there is
nothing harder to get than easy mon-
ey.
Squire Zeller told young Laske-
witz that the only reason fish have
scales is so they don’t have to take
anybody else’s word for their own
weight.
The dynamic of the hour
For business that it sour,
Is advertising power
Which freshens like a shower.
“Doc” Longenecker says he has a
patient who remarked: “It isn’t that
I dread the pain, I simply haven't
time to go to the dentist.”
If cleanliness is next to godliness,
dirtiness must be next to devilishness
I’ve heard of all kinds of mean
men but here’s the real lulu of them
all. A fellow at Union Square gave
his son a nickel if he went to bed
without supper, he went to the boy's
room later while he was asleep and
stole the nickel, then whipped the
lad next morning for losing it.
About the only work some of the
people in this town do is labor under
a delusion.
Our girls sure have their nerve.
Heard a fellow propose to one over
in the park the other night and the
first question she asked was, “Have
you a car” before knowing whether
or not he had a job.
Isn’t it a shame that as fast as
motor manufacturers place more po-
wer under the hoods, the Lord does-
n’t place more horse sense under the
hut?

"Twas All Her'n
A fat girl, by name, Adeline,
Had a shape that was far from divine
“I know it is bigger,
Than Kellerman’s figger,”
She said, “But thank Heaven, it’s
mine.”
A woman on Mount Joy street
told her husband that the neighbor
gave her an excellent receipe for
making floor polish. He said: “Are
you sure you didn’t use it to make
that pudding we had for dinner?”

A Milton Grove business man told
me this morning that there would be
fewer unhappy marriages if the
wife tried as hard to keep her hus-
band as she did to get him.

We heard a certain local W. C. T.
U. woman say: “We women are go-
ing to clean up polities, the stage,
and the movies.” Just then her hus-
band chimed .in: “How about the
dishes in the sink?” Right then the
fire-works began.

Harry Lutz, the well known rail-
road engineer of Florin, says you
got to give autoists a lot of eredit
for perseverance. Although they
lose every time they- keep on trying
to beat trains to crossings.
——
Guess that should hold you until
next week.

! Lancater.
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! last Sunday

MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. S. A.
SPORTING HILL |
Mr. and Mrs. Martin
and children spent the
Zimmerman
week-end at!

Miss Anna Nissley is spending the
at Lancaster with her sister,
|
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Nissley. |
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Preachers of New Jersey con-
services
The
last open
evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Martin Horst spent |
Sunday at Mt. Hope in the homes of |
Me'vin Geib and Levi Seitz. i
Miss Kathryn Nissley is spending
the week in the home of Wayne Bru-
baker, near East Petersburg.
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Grube and
daughter, of Landisville, spent Sun-
day evening at the same place.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Hershey and
family spent Sunday in the home of
his brother, Mr. and Mrs. Milton Her-
shey, near Penryn.
Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Garman and
daughter, Margaret, spent Sunday at
Elizabethtown in the home of Mr.
and Mrs. Albert Garman.
Mrs. Mabel Miller and chi'dren, |
Pauline, Mary and Charles, are
spending some time at Carlisle in the |
home of Mr. Edward Doyle.
Mr. and Mrs. Howard Miller, Miss |
Clara Moore and Mr Harry Shipman |
of Philadelphia, spent Sunday in the |
home of Mr. A. M. Degler and family |
air

Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Brandt and |
son, Roy Elwood, and Mrs. Frank
Newcomer, of Salunga, spent Sunday
at Raymond Heistand’s, near Mount
Joy.
Mr. and Mrs. Zimmerman, Mrs.
Gutshall and Mrs. Zimmerman, of
Harrisburg, spent Thursday after-
noon in the home of Mr. Edward
Grube.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred L. Wright, of
Lancaster; Mr. and Mrs. Andred H.
Vogel, Mrs. Minnie Vogel and Mas-
ter Martin Smith, last Sunday
in Baltimore, Md, visiting relatives.
Mr. and Mrs. Norman Rohrer
spent Sunday in the home of Mr. and
Mrs. John Wolgemuth, at Mt. Joy.
They spent Sunday evening in the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Abraham Mum
ma, near Elizabethtown.
Mr. and Mrs. John Weidman en-
tertained the following guests on
Sunday: Mr. and Mrs. John S. Wen-
ger and sons, Jackie and Bobby, of
Mastersonville, and Mr. and Mrs.
Walter Leferve, of Hershey.
spent
The following people of the village
spent Sunday at Hershey: Mr. and
Mrs. Howard Derstler and family:
Mr. Lewis Williams, Mr. and Mrs
Charles Wil'iams, Miss Martha Shenk
Master John Derr, and Mr. and Mrs
Norman Fetter and family, of Man-
heim.
The following were recent guests
in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Martin
Horst: Mr. and Mrs. Frank Felker
and daughters, Louisa and Oliva, of
Mt. Joy; Mr. and Mrs. Levi Seitz and
sons, Elwood and Woodrow, of Mt.
Hope; Mr. and Mrs. Francis Earhart

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and daughters, Dorothy and Florence
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and daughter, Marv. of Cherry Hill.
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50 YEARS SEES SLIGHT GAIN
IN POTATO YIELD PER ACRF

As potato growers, we are still]
in the “small potato” class, if we
are to judge our standing by the
gain in the average production per
acre made in the United States in
the last 55 years. Statistics gath-
ered by the United States Depart-
ment of Agriculture during the last
half century show that the average
production per acre during the five-
year period, 1918-1922, was 98.7
bushels. Our grandfathers did al-
most as well 50 years ago, produc-
ing in the five-year period, 1868-
1872, an average of 94.5 pnsnels
to the acre. In other words our a
bility to grow potatoes has improv
ed during these vears only e-
nough to raise the average produc-
tion by 4.4 per cent
From 1868 to 1888 the average
yield decreased steadily until it was
but 74 bushels to the acre. Since
that time the average yield has
been steadily increasing until it
now the highest it has ever been.
A number of reasons for the de-
cline in yields during the first half
of this period are given by the de-
partment, the most important a-
mong them being the ravages of
the Colorado potato beetle during
the early period of its invasion of
the eastern United States, the finan-
cial depressions of 1877 and 1893,
which brought about a well-marked
decline in agriculture in New Eng-
land, New York, and other heavy
potato producing acreas, and a gra-
dual depletion of soil fertility.
This downward tendency has
been checked by a number of fac-
tors which have helped to increase
the yield and average production
per acre. Some of these beneficial
factors are the influence of the ag-
ricultural experimental stations, ag-
ricultural colleges, and the United
States Department of Agriculture,
through experimentations, demon-
strations, and extension work; the
inbuence of the Bordeaux-mixture
treatment in the control of fungous
diseases affecting the potato; and
the development of special potato-
growing sections where the average
vield is often from two to three
times the general average of the
United States.
Recently more atiention has been
given to the production of better
seed by growers who are making
a specialty of producing certified
seed and seed of high quality. The
55
is
use of high-grade seed, says the
United States Department of Afi-
riculture, would increase the re-
turns from the potato crop of the
country by many millions of dol-
lars. Good seed is one of the de-
termining factors in the production
of maximum crops of potatoes
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COLLEGE TO TRAIN MEN \
FOR COW TESTING WORK

Because of the great shortage of
men trained for cow testing asso-
ciation work, the dairy dopariment
of the Pennsylvania State Colleg
will give a short course of six + i
beginning August 13 to traip/ men

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for the positions now open. The on- | cured. A number of other coun-
ly qualifications for entrance re-|ties plan to start associations in the
quired by the college officials are near future. The counties in which
accuracy with figures, practical | associations are already organized
dairy experience, honesty and good |are: Centre, Potter, Clarion, Bed-
judgment. fard, York, Lawrence, Monroe,
Testing associations in 15 coun- | Bucks, Erie, Crawford, Huntingdon,
ties of Pennsylvania are organized | Brandford, Clearfield,
and ready to begin the testing work | Perry.
as soon as capable men can be se- “Officers of associations are offer
\
Lehigh and | Harry Rineer, of near
ing from $75 to $100 a month and
board for good testers, and several
large associations will pay more.”
says C. R. Gearhart in commenting
on the shortage.
Gladys, 6-year-old daughter of
Washington
Boro, fell out of an auto and frae-
tured her lég g