| { \ ’ 4 D0 9, Bs B B0 00 oO, esr e rile deide ddr rd \ MAY 2nd, 1928. WEDNESDAY, OOOO O0O00OCOOOOOO0OOOQOI0VDVVLILIVIIIINNNNANIIIINIIIN [ VEL THIS SEASON’S SMARTEST SEDAN $1795, at Factory Velie’'s following among car owners, is as distinctive as the car itself—an unusual class, desiring a little more in comfort and luxury than the ordinary; ready to pay a little more for a greater margin of surplus power, greater flexibility and ease of handling, less trouble risk, less upkeep worry; wanting a little more in the final details that mean unalloyed satisfaction. Yet strangely enough, the Velie purchuser pays no more for these things . And in the instance of Velie closed cars, actually pays less. This Velie 5-passenger Sedan, mounted on the Model 58 chassis and powered with the vibrationless, automatically lubricated Velie-built motor, is choicely equipped down to the last detail of silvered flower vase, vanity case and smoking set. Sixty per cent of all Velie cars are sold to Velie owners—a positive proof of Velie value. Every time we sell a car we make a friend. { | Ira K. Newcomer R. D. Elizabethtown, Pa. PIUODOVWLDUVLOOVLOOOLLOOODOOLOOOLOLOOLDOOOOCOOOOOOCOOGOOOG: FMRI AINIIILIOIOLIOILOLOO OOO OC OOO OO TOO 8 A 5 5 5 i. 8 . . 8 a . x . 5 SR a . » = == = - Ld A d+ ’ » Lg i . : \ \ i. 5. Newcomer, ML. fo {4 i E 8 % ‘ordson You Will Want Your Fordson Tractor Early way in which ycu can protect| yourself is to list your order with a Ford Dealer immediately. By taking advantage of bur dealer’s first op- portunity to make delivery, you will be assured of having your Fordson when you need Ford adotor Company Detroit, Mich. \ \ 0 9, 9, of Ford pro- CK) re is one pro- opens up you 9, eitedte dod poe greatest help 0 Ny * us to build up 0. 9 %% ’ and the only 9 “, XX & it. Cd a Sedied 9, CK) Xa Xa Xo) @ eibedlodlnd & fo. b. DETROIT J ® / ® Xa * > > 0. 0. 0. 9. 0 Xa Xg Xa Xa) @, P09, 0, 8. oe” % oy, Pa. \ 1 \ Yoo ¢ & Xa Xa) o% 1 \ | 5000000 POODIHOBITIOL $ODBLE00000E oats odode deed 20030 0 fese rir Pp OPS OP OH POPPY ob ' i \ \ \ or | rr SGD SPOOR J 9, J $0 0000000000000, THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY LANCASrERWSOUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U.S. A. HAPPENINGS IN THE LEGISLATURE (Continued from mage 1) county commissioners office to a place of greater power. and decis- ion than the present county con- trollers. Giving the salary board consis- ting of the three commissioners and | new jobs without number. {| It contains an attempt to approve | by specific legislation the creation of | official German newspapers as ! against newspapers published in the English language. The measure has already passed ithe House of Representatives at | Harrisburg, and is now before the | Senate. No more important bill to the | entire State of Pennsylvania is be- fore the Legislature than this act. It takes 513 pages of printed mat- ter to present it. If repeals speci- fically by citation of title and | page number in the Pamphlet Laws of the State 456 existing statutes. | It has a general repealing clause that repeals all other acts and parts { of acts inconsistent with its provis- { ions. | House Bill 1330, introduced by | Representative Spangler, gives any | bank, savings bank or trust company the right to establish branches. | This would prove a detriment to lo- cal banks. | House Bills Nos. 1242, 1243 and 1253 have been introduced at the suggestion of a Philadelphia divorce | lawyer and instead of advertising ap- | plications for divorce it is planned to cover the matter by sending a | registered letter and would result in | secret annulments of mariage. It will make it easier, cheaper and less- en the time to secure a divorce about six or seven months. It would , mean greatly increasing the number of divorces in this state. It is not | for the best interests of society to | make it any easier than now to | get divorces. Court Fee Raised | Lancaster County and other coun- | ties of the third and fourth classes { will increase fees collected by the | clerk of the court of quarter sess- {ions to help make up the loss of rev | enue which the repeal of the Woner liquor dealers’ licensing act caused. | The Thomas bill provides for a general increase of thirty per cent, in the fees of the clerk of | courts as scheduled in the act of | 1868. It passed the Home finally by |a vote of 140 to 1. | The clerk of the courts in third { and fourth class counties gets a sal- | ary which is paid out of fees collec- | ed, but all amounts above his salary are turned into the treasury. Bills Signed Among the bills signed were those by Representative Anderson, Mercer authorizing counties to appropriate funds for controlling dangerous plant diseases and insect pests in co- operation with the State Department of Agriculture; and the bill of Rep- resentative Spangler, York, authoriz ing county commissioners to pur- chase and rent road building ma- chinery to townships. Other bills signed were the bill of Representative Behney, Lebanon, re moving seven traveling auditors | from the list of salaries in the Audi- tor General’s Department filed by law; by Representative Fratt, Mont- gomery, permitting boroughs to levy special taxes, not exceeding three mills, for purchase of fire appara- tus. EE a a E——— FIRE DESTROYS BUILDINGS ON CHICKIES HILL TUESDAY A forest fire raged over Chickies hill last Tuesday evening, causing { considerable damage to the woodland {and buildings owned by Tuffield Olena. The fire started on the north | side of the hill, near the siding, where ' the trolley cars pass and burned up | over the hill in a southerly direction. ! Several frame buildings, the shoot- ing gallery and about fifteen cords of cut wood were destroyed. An old | horse car, a relic of the days of | horse-drawn cars in Lancaster, which | stood at the edge of the hill over- [looking the river, was also destroyed. { Men from the Shank sand quarry, at | Henry Clay, went to Chickies and | helped fight the flames which burned out when they reached the trolley | road. Wednesday night the Keystone Fire Company, with a large force of volunteers went to the scene of the conflagration and did a splendid ser- vice in preventing a further spread of the flames by cutting down stand- ing trees and digging wide ditches. Columbia’s Boy Scouts, who are trained in fire fighting,” helped the firemen and were of decided assist- ance. Sergeant Eckert, of Troop E, State Police, went to Chickies to investi- gate the blaze. State police have as part of their duties the investigation of all fires. Rumors that the blaze started from a cigarette stump thrown carelessly into underbrush were heard. a . YOUNG LADIES’ SERVICE AT KINDERHOOK CHURCH What was known at ‘Young La- dies Sunday” was observed in the county controller authority to create [OWL-LAFFS (On With Laughter) Hello fellow Optimists—An oppor- tunity is a good deal like a wasp, it | takes a lot of experience to know how to grasp it without getting stung. A man must be all right when his small son admits that ‘“dad’s a good scout.” We heard a fellow remark at Al Stumpf’s restaurant the other day that when a preacher begins to tell about the luck he had fishing, he de- scends to the level of the ordinary lay angler. While standing out front Saturday evening as the rain was just pouring down, Miles Backenstoe came along and said: “Well, we certainly needed rain and I do hope it keeps up.” I told him how in the deuce will {t ben- efit us if it “keeps up’, we want it to come down. Now I will poet: — If Franklin caught the lightenin®, That fact should cause no wonder: For scores of married men, Have long been catching thunder. We predict that traveling will be- come much higher when aeroplanes displace trains and automobiles. It's Old Stuff “That young man stays to an un- earthly hour every night, Gladys,” said an irate father to his youngest daughter. “What does your mother say about it.” “Well, dad,” Gladys replied as she turned to go upstairs, “she says that men haven't changed a bit.” A lot of guys never look natural when they are dead because the un- dertaker gives 'em a shave and a clean collar. We notice the government is going to discontinue the two dollar bills. It can discontinue everything above the ones as we are not familiar with them. “Bud” Carpenter says smoking a pipe looks cheaper than cigarettes but think of the extra years you will live to smoke. Up at Earl Kaylor’s barber shop the other evening Jno. Simons was re- lating a story, during the course of which he said he grabbed a fellow by his hind leg. There’s a fellow in Mount Joy township near Mt. Pleasant church that does more work on Sunday than any other day in the week. I asked him why and he remarked: ‘Because the rest are all week (weak) days.” I told him if he insists working on Sundays he may as well start making himself a suit of asbestos underwear. A Pointer for Our Burgess Speeders in Akron, Ohio, are fined $1 for each mile beyond the 20-mile speed limit, their machines being timed by arresting officers. When arrested within a school district the speeder’s fine is doubled. This may be a good plan to adopt in Mount Joy. Married men employed by the city of New Orleans hereafter will have their pay checks mailed to their home address. You ought to see the wo- men sit out and watch for the mail man. = u -~ ee : 10 TR) LC LOO) I i | LE =3 The Boy Was Right A little fellow of about seven or eight summers living on North Mar- ket street, told Sixty Groff that his cat had chickens George said: “G’- wan, you're kiddin, boy; you mean your cat has kittens.” The boy laugh- ed and then replied: “I'm right for two reasons. In the first place it aint that kind of a cat, and in the second place you know that nest full of little chickens that my muddex brunged in the other day ”’ George answered, “Yes”, after which the boy replied: “Well, the cat’s got em.” Charles Garber says the scarcity of girls on our streets is due to the fact that many of them are sitting at home waiting for their hair to grow out again. A waiter at one of Lancaster City’s restaurants has been arrested for failing to report the finding of a $100 bill which he picked off the floor, but in our estimation it will be thought it was a tip. “Les” Roberts told us the other | Kinderhook U. E. Sunday school on |it, day that when a motor knocks all the time there is something wrong with | | | | | hard to convict him. He can say he | | | Right you are, and we have been | | Sunday morning at 9 o’clock, when |thinking that the same thing is true i | the lesson, | Daughter,” was | lesson study. “Ruth, the Faithful the subject of the The program was very | neatly arranged by Martha Kline, as | chairman, and was in charge of the DP eee girls’ classes, taught by John M. | : tbe iP | { Keiser, Mrs. Herbert Snyder shy 2 1p begmiing (ag Ban, { Mrs. Mary Minnich The Progre unty of ey i gor a ¢ ™ | was as follows: Selections in so ~ y were pure bred. = DA ai | = | each class with Miss Mae Ze: { chorister; opening service, f with prayer by Alice | |in A Beautiful Home : Birk; "@ one of the finest and best|® | the lesson, Leah Schlegelmilci'dences in this town for sale. m { call, Mabel Kline; reading an :'0Use, modern in every re- | entitled “Woman's Work in the residential section. | = Church,” by Ruth Kauffman. is right, all modern con- | 8 garage, ete. and good [W gelling. Joy. about some of our citizens. 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