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—r ~F oN¥®pitched for the Maytown com-
members of the team to connect.
. each getting a single. Unkle fanned
nine and Shultz three. Score:
Mount Joy
* h o a e
Hipple,1f .......... 31 0 0 0
Flis, vf. .%......... 0 0 0 0 0
Shultz, p, ef ....... I-10 1.0
Unkle, p,ef ........ g 2 1 3 0
Houser, 2b ........ 0 1 1 4 1
Metzler, ¢ ........ eg 012 1 1
Weaver, 3b ........ ¥ 1 0 1 1
R. Myers, 1b ....... 1 111 0 0
Derr, ss .......... 0-0 2 0 0
Reese, rf
- hd by ¥
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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY LANCASTER COUNTY,PENNSYLVANIA, U. S. A.

BY BAKEE
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=I WELL WHAT DW HE
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DID YOUR FATHER
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YOUR MOTHER WITH
AN ALARM CLOCK?

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MO, HE FEVER
HITS HER!

MOTHER USUALLY GETS UF rims, |
BUT FATHER HAD TO GO AWAY, 50
HE SET THE CLOCK SOME COULD

BEAT HER uP)

YOU STARTED EARNING. YOUR SPEN
MONEY AT LEAST. HUSTLE ROUND N
Ct
RALF, NOW THAT SCHOOL |S CLOSED I
WANT YOU TO FIND A JOB! IT'S TIME

DING
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THAT'S HITTIN'
CLOSE TO “THE

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GOOD EVENING, SON!
WELL, DID YOU GET
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MOUNT JOY WON A GOOD GAME | Shultz, If
FROM MAYTOWN HERE ON
SUNDAY, SHUTTING THE
VISITORS OUT
Ben Unkle, of no-hit-no-run fame ! Struck out by Mumma, 4; Lehman 2, |
and Shultz shared the pitching burden | Spyder 2.
in the game between Mount Joy and
Maytown Sunday and Jake Brown's
tossers came through victorious, 4
to 0. Ga ST

bination and held the Brown crew
scoreless until the fifth inning, when
two runs came across. Two more
innings passed by without the home
team connecting but in the eighth
they again got to the Maytown twirl-
er and another pair of tallies were
shoved across.
Maytown was unable to hit. either
of the Mt. Joy pitchers effectively.
Heim and Heff were the only two
Totals: ..... .I......:

Totals: ........6 712 6 6
Golden Eagle A. C.
Lancaster Indian Jrs. 20 04—6
Hot by pitcher, Smeltzer.
Base on balls off Lehman 1, Mumma
Business Men Won
The local business men’s team of
defeated the Golden Eagles by the
score of 5 to 3.
The score:
Golden Eagles A. C.
r ho a ¢
Snyder, 2b ........ 0.0. 1 1 90
Mateer, ef ........ 0 0 0 0 0
Weaver, 3b". ....... 4-2-1 0.0
Smeltzer, ¢-......... I 1.9 0:0
Hendrix, ss ........ 0 1 0 2 73
Jones, 1b ......... 1 3 5 6-0
Wagner, p ........ 0 2 1 0 1
Hoffer, vf ......... 90 1 1.0 0
Bberle. If ......... 0 0 0 00
Pennel, c¢
Derr, p
Hendrix, Ib ........0 0 6 0 1
R. Brown, 2b ...... 0 2 1 6 0
Bennett, 3b -...... } 0 0 5 0
Snyder, 1f
| Showalter, cf
Sillers, rf
Winters, ss
ned 0-0. 0 0 0
rely 0.9 1 0 0
des aaa 0 0 0 0 (
Jes 1-2 31.93 “1

Maytown
Heim, 3b. .......... 0-21: 2 1 ¢
Heff, 2b .......... 1 2 5 0
Peek, 3b .......... 0 013 0 0
Brugganen, ss ..... 0 0 0 I 0
Trostle, ef ......... 0 0 2 0 of
H. Drace, rf ....;..0 0 0 0 0
G. Drace, c ........ 6 0 5 1 1
Sload, If ........... 0-0 0 1 0
Foltz, p ...,...... 00 0 4 0
Totals: ..... ..-.0 224 13 1
Maytown ..0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-—0
Mt. Joy ....00002002 --4
Two-base hits—Unkle. Sacrifice
hits—Ellis. Struck out—By Unkle,

9; by Shultz 3; by Foltz 3. Base on
Balls—Off Shultz 1; off Foltz 3. Stol-
en bases—Houser. Left on bases—
Mt. Joy 4; Maytown 4. Time of game
—One hour and fifty minutes. Um-
pires—Conrad and C. Germer.
Played to a Tie
The Golden Eagle A. C. and the
Lancaster Indian Juniors played the
first of a series of three games at
fancaster Monday evening for the
i ip of the county. The
sulted in a tie at 6 to 6 at
eid of the fifth inning. The
Golden Eagle A. C.
2h oo a e
Charles, ss ........ ¥ 1 0 1 0
Hoffer, cf ......... 3 1 1 0 0
Pennel, 1b ...... $:1:1 6 0 0
Mumma, p ........ 3-0-1 3 1
Wagner, 3b ....... 1.1 1 11
Smeltzer, ¢ ....... 1:0 3 01)
Geltmacher, rf ..... ¢ 30 0 0
Hendrix, 2b ...... 0.106 2 90
Sillers, If ......... 0.0 0 0 0
Totals: ......... 6-612 7 3
Lancaster Indian Juniors
“i T ho a e
K. MeMillan, ss ....1 0 0 1 0
Snyder, 3b-p ......2 1 0 0 1
E. McMillan, e ..... 1 410
Lehman, p-3b ..... 2 2 31 1°41
Musknetness, 1b ...0 0 7-0 0
Rittenhouse, 2b ....0 1 0 3 1
Wohlers, ¢f ....%.0 1 0 0 0
Cerin av 0-0 0 0 2
Totals: ....-....:.5 618 6 2
| Busin SS men 2, 10040 0-5
t Golden Eagles A.C. 0100 0 2—3
! Dippy Diamond Dope
| Columbia won its series with Mari-
| etta, winning the final game Satur-
| day 7 to 1.
| The Seventh Ward and Elizabeth-
{ town split even in their Saturday and
Sunday games. :
Manheim real
home on Saturday.
the trick 16 to 3.
[ The Golden Eagle A. C. will play
the second game of the series on the
Recreation Grounds this evening at 6
p. m. sharp. This will be a good game
as the first game was a tie at 6-6.
Come out and help the Mount Joy
lads win the junior championship of
Lancaster county.
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got a trimming at
Reinholds did

g Here’s a Bargain
I have just listed a very desirable
truck farm on Longenecker 10ad, Mt.
Joy, that will be sold quick. About
six acres of excellent land, large
frame house barn, tobacco shed and
cellar, an abundance of fruit, a good
investment for any one. Good lo-
‘on for warehouse or building
nses. Convenient to industries
, etc. Has boro water, light,
J. E. Schroll, Mount Joy, Pa.
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Let Me List It
The fall season will soon be here
and any person having real estate to
dispose of should notify me by phone
or card. I will list it free, advertise
same and if not sold this work costs
you nothing. What could be fairer?
No matter where you’re located, call
phone or write. Jno. E. Schroll,
Realtor, Mt. Joy. tf
a ————
Good House for Sale
I have a good 8-room house on
West Main street, in A1 shape that
I will sell very reasonable. If inter-
ested will be pleased to show same.
It pays better to own a home like
this than pay rent. J. E. Schroll,
Realtor, Mount Joy. tf

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RELIGIOUS NEWS
IN OUR CHURCHES
NEWS PERTAINING TO ALL THE
CHURCHES IN MOUNT JOY
BORO AND THE ENTIRE
SURROUNDING COM-
MUNIZY

Trinity Lutheran Church
Rev. Geo. A. Kercher, Pastor
Bible School at 9.30 A. M.
Morning Service at 10:45 A. M.
Evening service at 7.00 P. M.

T. U. Evangelical Church
Rev. J. L. Ferguson, Pastor
Prayer meeting Wednesday at 7.30.
Bible School Sunday morning 9:30
Preaching Sunday morning 10:30.
K. L. C. E. Sunday evening 6:45.
Preaching Sunday evening 7:15
Choir practice Friday evening at
8 o’clock.
Church of God
Rev. I. A. MacDonnald, Pastor
Sunday School at 9.30 A. M.
Preaching at 10.30 A. M.
Junior Endeavor 5.45 P. M.
Senior Endeavor at 6.30 P. M.
Preaching at 7.30 P. M.
Mid-Week Prayer Service Wednes-
day evening at 7.45. All welcome.

St. Mark’s United Brethren Church
H. S. Kiefer, Pastor
Sunday School at 9.00 A. M.
Morning Worship at 10.15. Prof.
H. K. Ober, of Elizabethtown College
will speak at this service in the inter-
est of the Anti-Saloon League
Preaching by the pastor at 7.30
P.M.
You are kindly invited to any or
all of these servces.
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Rev. Michael Farry Davis, Pastor.
9.15 Sunday School.
10.30 Divine Worship. Sermon,
“Jesus, the life.”
6.30 Epworth League Devotional
service,
7.30 Divine Worship. Sermon,
“Approved Bankers.”
Prayer service Wdnesday evening,
Sept. 6, 1922, t 7.30 P. M.
DP EP

Had Dad's Word for It.

“Which reaches you the quicker?”
askel the clergyman; “sight or
sound?”
“Sound, sir,” answered Tommy,
smartly.
“No, Tommy; that’s not the right
answer, Sight reaches us first. If you

ing a
you'll see the drummer hit the drum
so before you hear the
watch a band play good way off
a second or
sound of it.”
“Yes, sir, but sometimes sound does
reach you first.”
“Can you give me an exampl
“Yes, sir. The new church hall. Dad
said this morning that we had been
hearing about it for the last ten years,
for next
and wouldn't see it the
twenty!”
Customs From Time of Henry I.
Some peculiar duties and strange
perquisites fall to the lot of the lord
England. At a
duties is to
chamberlain of
coronation his
serve the king with water for washing
his hands before the banquet, and he
great
one of
receives “forty ells of crimson velvet
for his own robes,” besides the gilt
basin and towels for this service.
Nowadays the lord great chamberlain
is also entitled to £200 ($1,000) in lieu
of the furniture of the king's bedroom
which was formerly his by right.

Nature’s Plan in Flower Arrangement.
In Japan arranging cut flowers is an
art. The way every branch or spray
is placed means something, is symbolic.
The Japanese insist on keeping the
natural and typical form of each stem
or branch and depend on combining
twa or three branches to make an ef-
fective design. Rarely is more than
one kind of plant used in the same
vase, and the vases are purposely kept
simple, so that they shall not distract
attention from the flowers,
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WHY
DOES A HEN CACKLE
AFTER LAYING AN ec

HE statement that there is a di-
rect connection between the cac-
kling of a hen und the laughter of a
person. who is pleased may sound
strunge, but it is nevertheless true.
he buman animal—man—gives vent
*0 a series of sounds originating in
ig throat when something causes him
leasure. These sounds we character-
ize as. “laughter.” Very much the
same process takes place when a hen
ays an egg. The presence of the egg
n the body of the hen causes the bird
some discomfort. When this is re-
ieved, she is naturally pleased and
innounces her pleasure to the world
hy a species of laughter of joy which
ve have termed “cackling.”
If we remember that many persons
‘chnekle” when they are pleased the
‘elitionship between the laughter of
wman beings and the cackling of
ens becomes even more apparent and
should be borne in mind that ever)
iving thing expresses its pleasure in
some animate and usually vocal man-
tr. fats purr. dogs bark, nicnkeys
birds chirp or sing, children
ump up and down or ery out with
adults laugh or chuckle, hens
enckle, It’s simply the application of
tliicrent to the expression of
thi¢ same emotion.
Copyright.)
chatter,
ov,
terns

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Green, White and Black.
Two men passed each otfier ip
Washington street.
“Hello, Green,” said one.
“How are you, White?” said the
wher,
And they both are black.

Calf’s Peculiar Birthmark,
There is a calf on an Ohio farm that
was born with both its ears notched
at the top, as though there had been
a V-shaped plece cut out of them. The
space is about an inch deep. Its moth:
er Is twelve years old and one of her
ears were marked in the same way
when she was put out to pasture when
young, but the owner had cut this
note, The ulf is perfectly norma!
in every other way.

BOTH FIRST
He — You're
the first woman
I ever loved.
She — And
you're about the
first man 1
haven't ever
loved,

Turtle Had Had Feast.
An Ontario farmer lost one of his
little pigs in the river. The same day
a little chick went into the river. A
few days later he saw a snapping
turtle and after killing it, brought {it
up to his house where he opened it
and found inside a part of the chick,
and the whole of the little pig, except
one front leg.
Vegetable Leather.
The Japanese are producing from
the inner bark of the mitsumata plant
a good grade of vegetable leather,
which is said to be almost as tough
as the so-calied French kid.
Helium From Beryl.
A distinguished knglish
Professor Strutt of
discovered a notable quantity of he
Hum in beryl sent to hima rom Nes
Hampshire. A reinarkable fact in this
relation is that the mineral appears te
be absolutely witheut radio-activity. As
is now generally known, heliuin is a
product of radioactive minerals. Pro
fessor Strutt, surprised by the resil:
obtained, states that it likel
that here is a case of rayless chung:
of atomic constitution, and it may leas
to further unexpected discoveries~
Exchange,
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Advertise in the Mt. joy Bulletin.
physicist
Cambridge, ha
seems

By JACK WILSON
x b per Syndicate

-A FELLOW WANTED A
TWELVE YEAR OLD OFFICE
L BOY AND I'M ELEVEN
AND A HALF I!

dinning
IDDIES SIX
Win M. Maupin
npnnnnnnunnannannnmm
BRACE UP
HEN you're feeling rather blue
And the sledding’s hard for you;
When your schemes go up the spout
And you're feeling down and out;
When you've shot and scored a miss—
Brace up and remember this:
Those who win are those who try.
So brace up and don't say die,
Swell your chest and try again;
Grit your teeth and smile at palin.
Tackle trouble with a laugh
And you'll cut the dose in half.
Look the world square in the eye;
Buck the line and don't say die,
Laying down is all the shame—
Sit straight up and play the game.
Don’t dodge trouble—if you ao
It will doubly trouble you.
Meet each task with grit and vim,
Do the square thing, sink or swim.
If you see hard luck draw nigh
Laugh again and don't say die.
Keep your face turned to the light,
Do your best and you're ail right.
(Copyright.)
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The Best Cosmetics.
Many years ago an old New England
lady wrote out the following list of
toilet articles and advised all women
to acquire and use them:
First—Self-knowledge, a mirror
showing the form in the most perfect
light.
Second—Innocence, a white paint,
beautiful but easily soiled and requir-
ing continual care to preserve its lus-
ter.
Third—Modesty, a rouge giving a de
lightful bloom to the cheeks.
Fourth—Contentment, an
smoother of wrinkles.
Fifth—Truth, a salve rendering the
lips soft and delicious.
Sixth—Gentleness, a cordial impart-
ing sweetness to the voice.
Seventh—Good humor, a universal
beautifier.—Bosten Transcript.
infallible
That Word “Whisky.”

The word whisky is now only ot
historic interest, as it is obsolete in
the IE sh language as spoken ip
historie interest, however
word is a corruption
It is of
to recall that the

( of the name given to the commodity
by the race that invented it—the
G J I'he word in its original
Gaeli form is ‘‘uisgebeatha,” which
means water of life,
There is a species of cactus grow
ing in southern Texas, which is called
Chewed, and its juice
whisky-root produced ef
whisky-root.
swallowed,
fects similar to those produced by
the whisky without the root. Thi
species of cactus is now also, obsolete
ithough it still grows. —Milwaukee
Sentinel
A Good Game.
Here is a good game for you to
play. Take two sheets of paper. At
the top write this: “What 1 Can Do.”
On the other shee: write: “What I
Can't Do.” Then see which list is
longer. After that place the list of
the things you can do in the hand
of some friend and ask him to ques-
tion you in order to test the knowl:
edge.
If you do this often enough you are
bound to grow.—Tom Drier, in Forbes
Magazine.
In Too Much of a Hurry.
An old woman, having for sixteen
francs bought a trunk filled with rags
at the Hotel Drouot, where official
sales are held in Paris, immediately
lived her hand among the rags and
pulled forth a small bag containing
15,000 franes in gold. Unfortunately
for her, the public auctioneer saw her
ind confiscated hoth the bag of gold
ind the trunk and the old woman is
sow lametiting her impatience which
rompted her to examine the trunk’s
ontents before taking it home.
If you contemplate selling or buy-
ing Real Estate, I will be pleased to
handle your deal in a fair and honest
way. That always was and always
will be my policy.
quiry.

I await your in-
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